#Don't give Katana Man a break

[mia-does-nonsense]

It would be so fucking funny if Asa/Yoru kicks Katana Man in the balls next chapter.

Also, hello Nail devil, good to see you again 😊

[ozzgin]

I was 100% thinking of the Shinsengumi when the brainrot struck, but let us assume a more generic, unnamed circumstance for this. Random, uh, elite group of swordsmen working for the shogunate in the Edo period. Here's the awkward, horny himbo I had previously mentioned. Content: female reader, historical setting, crossdressing, NSFW

Yandere!Captain commands his group with an iron grip. Many people in the Capital know his name, whether it's fellow warriors or petty merchants, and not without reason. His unmatched skill with a sword had even reached the ears of the court, and he was quickly appointed as the head of a newly formed group of samurai meant to maintain order in the city.

As if keeping hot-blooded thugs under control wasn't enough, he is now stuck with an even bigger issue: you.

"We can't have women in here", he declares with a grimace.

"I can pretend", you counter stubbornly, pulling your hakama pants up by the sash, almost in an act of defiance. "In fact, I don't see any woman here. I came to apply."

Yandere!Captain’s reputation does not only revolve around his intimidating strength. Among his underlings, he is known for being completely and utterly uninterested when it comes to women. Will he join his group for drinks after a long day of work? Absolutely. But that’s where the fun stops. When the others begin to slip away with smiling courtesans, he remains at the table with a somber countenance. It is a running joke that nothing can deter this man from his duty.

Thus, your presence at the headquarters should make no difference. He had to begrudgingly accept that you spoke the truth when you'd said you can handle a sword. It's not uncommon for women to keep a small tanto underneath their obi for additional protection, but your knowledge doesn't stop there. You arrived with your own katana and backup wakizashi, swiftly proving their worth upon your first city round when you slashed the arm off a street hooligan.

Well, that's one less worry for the captain. Except, to his great shame, it's not as simple as that. He is the only one aware of your secret, which means that he is the only one available outside of working hours. He was terrified to discover the hesitation in his hands when bandaging your ribs after a stabbing incident, or the halt in his step when he happened to find you switching to a night gown. Oh, how deplorable! Have his morals crumbled into nothing? His latest perverted thought nearly caused him to draw a blade across his stomach.

It is with this faltering confidence that he greets you before the bath one evening.

“You don’t have to do this”, you tell him. "I can wait until you're done."

His struggles haven't escaped your observant eye. You were initially amused by his rather obvious awkwardness; then, a certain idea insidiously made its way into your mind, impossibly tempting: for how long could he keep this façade?

You find yourself going out of your way just to tease your poor captain, perhaps secretly hoping he'll soon break down and give in to his yearning.

“They will become suspicious if you never join us. I do not care for your nudity. Undress at ease”, he says, throwing away his own towel and lowering himself into the hot water. “Get in whenever you want.”

If he insists.

You nonchalantly follow suit, sitting across from him with your arms resting against the rocky edge of the hot spring. You can tell his eyes have wandered involuntarily. His face is red, and he’s wearing a humiliated frown.

“You’re awfully quiet, Sir.”

His lips are pursed indeed. The tall man shuffles briefly, avoiding your gaze. A smirk crosses your features as you decide to approach him.

"In fact, I'd go as far as you say that you're in dire need of help."

To your surprise, he doesn't protest when your hands stray to his lower half, feeling up and down his erection. The small grunts escaping his mouth encourage you to pick up the pace, now equally aroused.

Soon, you feel his heavy arm wrapping around your waist, forcefully throwing you out of the water and onto the cold ground. You open your mouth to complain, but it's quickly shut back by his hot lips, suckling and biting in a desperate hunger to have you.

���It’s improper for a subordinate to take the lead”, he finally says in a low, breaking voice.

He can only hope no one else decides to use the hot springs, though that’s as far as his concern currently goes. He’s much too preoccupied with other pressing matters, holding onto your folded legs for support as he thrusts into you in a depraved, delirious need. His movements are jerky and erratic, with an almost predatory glimmer in his eyes. You wonder how often he imagined this happening. All of his shame and guilt, coming undone at once.

Days later, during one of the hangouts, you find him whispering to one of the courtesans.

“What, you suddenly have a taste for women now?” you question discreetly, unable to hold your tongue.

You’d hoped to be on the receiving end of any future lust-driven gestures from the captain, not some common worker.

He appears to hesitate, twiddling his thumbs and glancing away.

“I was just…asking how you properly please a woman”, he finally confesses.

If he’s going to continue fucking his subordinate behind everyone’s back, he may as well do a good job while at it.

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[spacebagfullofstars]

Evolution X-Men meeting Deadpool for the first time

An idea for the first episode Deadpool would appear in the show. It'd take place during early season 2. I don't have enough ideas to write the whole thing but here's the introduction

After the Brotherhood fled and the old warehouse was empty once more, the X-Men could finally focus on their unexpected guest. Through the darkness where he stood, they could see him sheathing his katanas and stretching his arms.

"Phiii-ew! Nothing like a good workout after a mind-numbingly boring sail home!" He said, rolling his neck and shoulders. "Warms my cold, unfeeling heart to see the streets just as crime-infested as I left them!"

After a second, the man stepped towards them and into the light. The younger members of the X-Men couldn't help, but gasp when he revealed himself to them.

The person who joined their fight was wearing a red and black costume that covered his whole body, including his face. Outside of the twin katanas on his back, he had two gun pouches attached to the sides of a multi-pocketed belt. His white eyes stared at them with unclear intent.

"You?!" While Kitty, Rogue and Kurt were intimidated by his presence, Scott and Jean stood their ground. They appeared to be more disgusted than afraid. Surprisingly, the man seemed to recognise them as well.

"Jeanie! Scottie! Long time no see! Come here and give uncle Deadpool a hug!" He said, spreading his arms. Before he ran at them, Jean used her powers to throw him into the air. His enthusiasm faltered.

"Cold. I guess you don't want all the radical gifts I bough you abroad!" He said, starting to levitate upside down. "Do kids these days still say it? Do they say 'radical'? I hate that word. I hope it'll die out quickly."

"You know this weirdo?" Kitty whispered to them.

"He calls himself Deadpool." Jean stated. "He used to break into the Institute regularly."

"That's all you have to say about little ol' me?" Deadpool interrupted, then traced a line from his eye down his cheek. "You can't see it, but I just shed a sad tear. I thought we were friends."

"We're not-"

"As (I'm pretty sure) my pop used to say, if you want something done right, do it yourself!" The mercenary clapped his hands, interrupting her again. He kicked his legs and pushed himself back up so he could face them properly.

"I go by many names! Deadpool is one, but some prefer to call me the Merc with the Mouth!" He stated, pointing his thumbs at himself. "The world-famous mercenary willing to do any kind of job for a good pay, weapon expert, master of all known fighting styles and three times Champion of Hot Dog Eating in West Virginia! This city used to belong to me, but the merc job is unforgiving and I had to leave it for like twenty years!"

"We haven't seen you in two years." Scott corrected.

"It felt like twenty to me, so it must've been! Now I come back and see that you X-Dorks grew in numbers!" Deadpool continued, then crossed his arms and looked away. "Not that I'm bitter, or anything. I can do so much better than your little rich kid houseclub anyway."

"... Wait, he was an X-Man?!" Rouge asked, baffled.

"Professor tried giving him a chance once." Jean sighed. "He almost blew up the mansion."

"Like that old thing doesn't blow up every other week, am I right, guys?" Deadpool snorted and rose his hand. Outside of the distance between them, no one was willing to give him a high five. He waited a few more seconds and then high fived himself.

"Is it bad that he kinda reminds me of Kurt when he has too much sugar?" Kitty snickered.

"Don't even joke like that!" Kurt didn't like that.

"The only difference is that Kurt isn't..." Scott began, then whistled and swirled his finger around the side of his head.

"I believe the term you're looking for is 'able to think outside the box', three eyes." Deadpool overheard them and air quoted. Without any warning, he disappeared in a small flash of energy.

"What the-?!" Kurt cried out as they all stepped back in surprise. After a second, the mercenary reappeared behind them.

"And who those adorable new faces might be?" His voice startled them all. "No, no, don't tell me! You look like Jessica," He said, pointing at surprised Kitty. "Your super power is shrinking. You look like Bridget and you love being different!" He pointed at Rogue, making her scoff at him. "And you look like Elvis! You have an eternal bad hair day!" He said, pointing at Kurt.

"What?" The blue boy squinted.

"Deadpool, stay away from them!" Scott warned, flashing his visor in readiness. "Whatever you came here for, you're not getting it from us!"

"Look at you all grown up and shouting orders like a boss man! Relax, kid, I have no quarrel with you today. I just wanted to catch up and meet new people! Speaking of..." Deadpool said, then reloaded his gun that he suddenly grabbed. Something darkened in his eyes. "Where's Wolverine?"

The other X-Men could see Jean and Scott getting tense. It seemed that despite their distate, they were scared of the man after all.

Suddenly, Deadpool seemed to hear something and his head perked up a bit. They could almost see a smirk forming on his face.

"Right on the clock." He mused. He spun his gun in his hand, then without any warning, whipped back and fired a single shot.

Wolverine had entered the warehouse and managed to sneak behind them. He quickly released his claws and slashed the bullet mid-air. Before other X-Men could stop him, Deadpool switched, pulled out his katanas and teleported again. He reappeared right in front of Logan and took a swing at him. His weapons and the mutant's claws clashed.

"Kurt, get everyone outta here!" The X-Man shouted. The boy nodded. The kids came closer and he teleported them away, leaving the two alone.

"I had a feelin' I smelled a rottin' brain somewhere!" Wolverine growled.

"You're the one to talk, dog-breath!" Deadpool retorted, trying to slash him again. Wolverine blocked him. "Dog, or bear, or some other animal that smells bad! I don't want to say badger, because I feel like I'd be beating a dead horse at this point-"

"I miss the silence already!" Logan said. He roared and tried to throw a punch.

Meanwhile, the group reappeared outside.

"What does this Deadpool guy want with Logan?!" Rouge couldn't help, but grow concerned.

"They have... history." Scott explained. "I'm pretty sure they hate each other."

"Like he and Sabertooth?" Kitty asked.

"Honestly? We have no idea." Jean admitted. "It's best to just stay out of the way and let Logan handle it. He always does."

As soon as she said that, they heard an explosion that made them jump. Suddenly, Wolverine fell out of a window with a trail of smoke following him. Deadpool jumped after him and skilfully landed on the ground. When he stood up, the kids saw that he was holding a bomb with his face painted on it.

"He has explosives?!" Kurt shouted, tugging his hair. Logan returned on his feet, smoke from the explosion still dancing on his body.

"I thought you were done takin' bounties on me!" He shouted.

"I am, but it's an emergency!" Deadpool said, throwing the bomb from hand to hand. "I need this money more than I need food and water!"

"A sellout through and through!" Wolverine said, then charged back. Deadpool let him get close, teleported, and then tried to throw a bomb at him from the distance. Logan kicked it right into the ocean and it exploded in the water.

The mercenary quickly switched back to his katanas and charged with full force at his opponent. There was a lot of slashing, dodging and rolling involved. Neither of them managed to reach each other for a good while. Finally, Wolverine used an opportunity to pin Deadpool to the ground with one arm behind his back.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" He cried. "That's foul play! You're disqualified for being a bad sport!"

"Cry me a river, Wilson." Logan tsked. "Whoever hired you must've not known that you always lose to me."

"Yeah. That might be true." The mercenary said, another almost visible smirk appearing on his face. Little did Wolverine know, his free arm was trying to reach for a hidden pocket in his costume. "By the way, don't think that I forgot to bring a souvenir or two for my bestest friend. Why don't you let me go so I can show it to you?"

"I ain't lettin' you go that easily, bub. You're gonna tell me exactly who sent you and what kinda money made you break your promise."

"Oh, I love to talk! Especially with you!" He quietly unzipped the pocket and reached inside. "But you know I can't talk about my employers. Merc 101. Buuuut, I can tell you all about the crazy places I've been to for the past two years! I learned like three different languages! Do you want me to say something in Chinese?"

"If you're tryin' to make me angry, it ain't gonna work. We've been doin' this song and dance long enough for me to know when you're lookin' for a distraction."

"Awww, you care about me enough to know my strategy! You so deserve that little treat I bought you!"

"Logan, look out!" Rouge shouted, but she was too late. Logan felt a sharp sting in his leg. He gasped and quickly pushed himself off Deadpool. He looked down and saw a dart sticking from his thigh. The X-Men were ready to intervene.

"Do not get involved!" Logan snarled, sensing their intent. His head was already beginning to spin.

"Yeah, you better listen to Papa Wolvie! This is between us adults!" Deadpool shouted, looking at them as well. The mutant suddenly fell to his knees, trying to fight whatever Deadpool injected into him, but it seemed stronger than his healing factor. His eyes started feeling heavy, and finally, he fell lifelessly on the ground.

"Logan!" The kids yelled. Jean was already floating whatever she could to throw at Deadpool.

"Don't worry, X-Kids! I promise to give him back as soon as I get my money! Follow your dreams and stay in school!" Deadpool gave them a peace sign before he kneeled in front of Wolverine and teleported away with him.

[elementalwriter67]

Bat Family Olympics

I came up with this based off of all the stuff I've been seeing about the Olympics and a few posts about the bat-family participating in the Olympics. And I couldn't help myself because I'm slowly being pulled back into this fandom (not that I ever really left, I basically just went on holiday.) So here is a very quickly put together list of the bat-family, and friends, and the Olympic sport I think they would participate in.

Bruce- I think Bruce would be really good at Sport Climbing because of all the grappling and parkouring he does around Gotham. I just don't think that he would come in gold though, maybe bronze, and it's a hundred percent because he's trying not to give the citizens of Gotham any more reasons to suspect that he's Batman.

Alfred- He's one of the older competitors at the Olympics and everyone expects him to be competing in a sport that would more suited for his age. So they're all incredibly surprised when he walks out to compete in Boxing. Even better is he wins Gold and the entire crowd goes nuts because it was the absolutely most nail-biting fight they've ever witnessed because it's Alfred against this young guy who looks like he could run circles around Alfred any day of the week. Little do they know Alfred has more than enough experience from having lived in Gotham and having experienced his fair share of break-ins at the manor. Side note: While everyone else is cheering the rest of the bat-family (while thrilled for Alfred) are busy remembering why it is they fear Alfred more than Bruce.

Selena- I went back and forth on a couple of different sports for Selena before I ultimately decided that she would kick ass at Surfing and absolutely take Gold in it. I have no other reasons for it other than I just think she would be good at it, that she would look good in a bathing suit (obviously,) and that she probably had opportunities to learn when she was taking her eccentric vacations outside of Gotham.

Dick- This one is going to be obvious but honestly it's his fault and that is Gymnastics. I believe the reasons behind this are self explanatory honestly. He does take gold though as to be expected.

Jason- Again another self explanatory one because hello he uses guns and he gets the gold. He is the only one however that has to participate under a different name because while Gotham may have accepted the fact that Jason just miraculously came back from the dead and that the rest of the Wayne family are just pretending that nothing every happened. The rest of the world and the legal system have not so as far as the rest of the world is concerned Jason Todd is still dead. He does however have a twin brother named Peter Todd who is an Olympic champion in shooting.

Tim- I didn't really know what to give Tim because there's no Olympic sport for hacking yet so I decided to give him Cycling Mountain Bike. In part because I thought it would be funny, and also in part because I think he needs the adrenaline rush of hurling himself down a mountain with very little protection to feel alive. He places Silver and oddly enough still doesn't feel anymore alive.

Steph- Does weightlifting. She doesn't look like she does so everyone just assumes it's kind of a joke when she steps up for the weightlifting portion of the Olympics. But little do they know that she weight training with the fridge of man we call Jason Todd, she's just all lean muscle. So when she lifts this weight that is easily three times her own body weight the crowd looses it much like with Alfred, and Steph goes home with the Gold. And Jason is standing off to the side beaming with pride.

Damian- Again self explanatory because he does fencing. He does it mainly because it's a good, approved, way of hitting people with a sword. It may not be his katana but it'll do. He also thinks it's one of the more dignified and better sports of the Olympics. And yes he does take the gold. An Al Ghul and a Wayne would settle for nothing less.

Babs- I think she would do Equestrian and I think it would be a hundred percent because she had a horse girl phase growing up and she always wanted a horse of her own but was never able to get one growing up in the city and on a cop's salary. She doesn't get the gold, doesn't even really place if she's being honest, but boy howdy is she happy she got to participate in it to begin with.

Cassandra- She went back to her roots (I think they're her roots, I'm a little rusty on my knowledge outside of like the core five) and decided she was going to do Taekwondo. And she absolutely kicks ass at it and easily walks away with Gold.

Duke- I didn't know what to do for Duke, and I didn't want to do something stereotypical like basketball so I went to the left field and decided that Duke would play Handball. He stumbled across the sport on total accident through tik tok but now that he's started playing it he absolutely loves it. It's also a good way for him to get better at throwing things (i.e. batarangs) with more precision and accuracy. His team actually manages to take the Gold at the Olympics too.

Kate- I admittedly don't know much about Kate outside of one batman animated movie that I vaguely remember and what I vaguely remember is that she was angry and grumpy. So I feel like Hockey would be a good sport for her to work out some of those emotions. I also understand that this is a Winter Olympic sport (pretty sure anyways) so she spends the Summer Olympics cheering on the rest of her family. However when the Winter Olympics come along she absolutely dominates on that ice and for sure wins Gold or Silver.

I did these next ones for funsies.

Harley- I think she would do wrestling and she would be a little terrifying at it too honestly. She gets silver but it's only because of a technicality .

Ivy- She does volleyball if only because it's the most environmentally friendly one and doesn't involve riding over/trampling plants like Tim's sport does. Plus she enjoys being in the sun after being stuck in the smog and fog filled city that is Gotham. She gets bronze but only because she kept getting distracted by the sun and would just randomly stand there soaking up rays.

Roy- He does Archery. Side note: Oliver also does archery and him and Roy have mad beef and are constantly trying to one up each other when they compete against one another. So far their amount of Gold medals are tied but Roy maintains that he's still the only one who hasn't ever gotten a bronze medal unlike Oliver which is a whole other story in of itself.

[adhdmeds]

How It Started W/ CSM Characters #2 [Gender Neutral Character]

Hey! Thanks for waiting for this next post, finals have been killing me :'). Don't forget that you can request scenarios. I hope you enjoy it! Denji

Denji has been a lonely dude since losing everyone he cared for working for Public Safety.

He shuffles along with his depressing school life not expecting anything to come out. During his lunchtime, he eats alone and scrounges around hoping to find anything valuable to sell

If you were to ask Denji what he does at school, he wouldn’t be able to remember in the slightest

Today is a normal, boring day of school with Denji making 500 Yen from letting girls sit on him

During his lunch break you walk up to him as he finishes his lunch

He assumes you want to use him as a seat so it surprises him when you sit beside him.

When the two of you start talking, he immediately starts to feel things for you since no one has paid him this much attention Before the conversation ends, Denji decides to make the move by asking you out on a date (Bro moves a bit quickly)

You accept much to his surprise and plan to go to the movie theater to watch several movies 

It’s the day of the date and you meet him outside of the movie theater 

During the movies, you constantly talk to him about the movies that you’re watching because you love analyzing the movies you watch

Denji has no idea half of what you’re saying but he likes talking to you about the movies

Once the date is over, you two leave the theater and he drops you off at your apartment, mind rushing with more ideas of dates to go on

Aki

As someone who was more emotionally invested in avenging his family, he hardly had much time to consider finding a partner

He had Himeno as a great friend but since she’s out of the picture (dead as hell), he’s pretty much emotionally alone

He had been anxious to meet the new members of Division 4 mainly due to his trauma

You were probably one of the most promising of the newbies, being the one who was easiest to train

After Division 4 defeats the Katana man and Akane Sawatari, you guys go out to celebrate the victory

This is where you and him begin to hit it off as friends.

Of course, he’s a bit distant but after a few patrols with the guy he becomes a bit friendlier

You quit devil hunting to get a job that’s less dangerous but still stay in touch with Aki

After the international Devil Hunter arc you go to check up on Aki to make sure that he’s doing alright

After that point, you practically move into his apartment to give him a helping hand :) with everything like cooking and cleaning

This is when Aki starts to truly understand how he feels about you and asks you out

He asks you to go everywhere with him as you are his home away from home

When Aki tells Kishibe about quitting being a devil hunter, he thinks of Denji and Power, but most importantly, he thinks about a future with you.

Today is a relaxing day where you decide to sleep in.

Aki takes this as an opportunity to meet up with Angel and go to meet Makima at the beach on a nice sunny day

[abbeyofcyn]

I hope you don't mind me sending the fanfiction through asks! I didn't know about posting it but wanted to share anyway!

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Two hours, it barely felt that way, but two hours have passed.

"Want me to take over?" Raph questioned, likely to the other two than to Leo, "Both of you must be tired."

Followed by an "I'm fine, thank you!" and "Just a snack break!"

Leo could barely hear his surroundings, eyes laser focused on the little parasite that had kept his brother in such a state for so long. It was almost over... They'd be free from this nightmare.

"Brain surgery takes four to five hours, but since I didn't have to cut him open we should be done soon," Leo mentioned, mostly to soothe their worries. Maybe also to calm himself down.

"How are you feeling, buddy?"

"Tired, cold... And thirsty." There was a weight to his voice, one Leo wouldn't usually hear from Donnie. "And ready for this to be- ACK!"

"Huh? You shouldn't be able to feel-" Leo's explanation was quickly interrupted by interjections.

"Sensei! His eye!"

"It hurts..."

"Leo!"

He wasn't giving up. "It's almost out!"

"It hurts, it hurts, it HURTS-"

"He's in pain!"

And Leo wanted his brother back. "Hold him down!"

Leo's eyes narrowed in focus, zeroing in on the problem. Keep a cool and steady head, calm down, and assess the situation, "It's trying to grab onto anything within reach."

"Leo! Just hurry up!"

Donnie thrashed. He was moving, the parasite was forcing him to jolt and thrash and neither the metal extensions nor Casey were strong enough. "Shit! Hold him!"

Raph rushed forward, hand on his plastron that moved to his shell. That soft shell. No, Raph!

Donnie's maw drew open, teeth bared and primed. Leo and Raph barely had time to register what it meant, barely had time to react.

"Raph!"

The maw came down on metal; SHELLDON's arm, but it was only a temporary fix.

Too much at once, too little time to think.

Come on, Leo! You have your quick thinking and Donnie's big brain! You're not losing your brother. You AREN'T, you CAN'T.

Pull yourself TOGETHER!

His eyes narrowed at the parasite. It thrashed, trying to grab onto his gloved arm but remain rooted to his brain. It wanted something organic.

Dread settled in Leo's stomach, but his mind was made.

It wants a host. I'll give it one.

He pulled the scalpel away from the portal, gripping the metal tight in his hands. It might just be the last thing he'll feel in that arm, he cherished the feeling. He'll fix it.

"Casey..."

He let his ninpo flood into the scalpel, feeling the light metal shift into the familiar weight of his katana. It wasn't about him.

"I need you to take this."

There wasn't time to hesitate. Not when his FAMILY was at stake. Leo handed Casey the sword.

"And when you see it."

With his teeth, he tore the glove off his hand. He let himself cherish the cool air and breeze, knowing it would be his last.

"I need you to cut off my other arm."

Oh man oh man oh man oh man

This is so good???? I love your writing and the colours you chose for their texts and idk why I was wondering why his text was purple as if I don't even know my own comic so it was extra cool to see it change to blue and aaaaaah

[shygirl4991]

Thieves must be punished

Summary: They were almost there, victory was in their reach, the notebook was just in the next room. All it took was one wrong choice, one wrong move for it all to end. Thanks @rabbitdemonlol for my inspiration 

Tags: Character death, possession, love confessions, WOTFI 2023, bad ending, angst, blood,

SMG4 pulls at the door panicked over hearing Mario coming in hot, Three was sick of this all they have done was run. He turns to Four “I’m sick of running away from this idiot!” Four nods letting go of the door. Three had a point Mario is their friend, they know him which means why run “Your right! Why are we afraid? It’s just Mario!” they both nod and decide they will bring the fight to Mario it's not like their avatar would really hurt them. Deep down Four knows his friend is still there, they just need to knock sense back into him. 

Mario burst through the door, Four had fought the plumber before and took the front. Three cheered on four as he got ready to fight, what they weren't ready for was just how far gone their friend is. Four starts swinging as they have  a boxing match, then a strange jingle starts to play through the speakers. Three looked around confused while Four recognized the song making him stop swinging “This song?” distracted Mario took the chance to take out his katana and slash at four. Three’s eyes go wide as he sprints to his partner “FOUR!” Everything felt slow for the meme guardian as he slowly realized what best friend did, he lands into SMG3 arms as the man lifts Four and runs off ignoring Mario's haunting laughter behind them. Four shakes touching his chest and seeing all the blood “T-three…” SMG3 shakes his head as he looks for a place to hide “Don't talk idiot save your strength, if you die i swear i'm coming after you to kill you myself!”

Finding a good spot he gently places four down,  he goes to check the wound and finds his hand shaking. Four gives him a soft smile as his eyes water “Three…i don't think i can make this.” Three shakes his head as Eggdog runs up to him handing him a towel to use, he places it on the wound pressing down in hopes to stop the bleeding. Slowly Four reached for Three’s face, Four was already finding breathing to be painful he needed to get his words out “Three…listen to me please,” Three looked into the man's blue eyes seeing them water up, breaking his heart. “If i don't make it…i want you to know my feelings, Three…i love you,” Three couldn't believe his ears as he stared at the weak man in front of him. His own eyes now water as he leans forward kissing Four “I love you to, and you will make it i wont lose you not now not ever.”  Eggdog brings a first aid kit he found, Three searches frantically hoping to find something to save his love.  He clenches his fist, the wound was too much and Four has lost too much blood if things kept going four would die.  He pulls four close hugging him, Four starts crying in his arms “I want to go home..” 

Three nods wiping his tears “Don't worry baby, I will get us home just stay with me okay?” Four’s eyes were starting to fade as he felt himself getting cold and ready to sleep, he knew what that meant he had seen movies describe death just like that. Three kept looking for something to save Four not seeing the guardian slowly slipping away behind him. Mario chuckles at finding them “Thanks S M G 4 your blood helped us find you!” Three turn glaring at Mario “YOU FUCKER! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM AREN'T WE YOUR FRIENDS!?” 

Three hears a thud and turns, shaking his head “FOUR!” he runs to the man's body shaking him “FOUR! BABY! No..NO! TALK TO ME PLEASE!” the more he shook the body the more it was hitting Three, his partner and ex rival is dead. Marty walks up next to Mario smirking at the sight in front of them as the jingle from before starts playing, the avatar sighs then looks at Three “oh, don't worry three, Marty has something special prepared for you.” 

Looking up from his partners body he growls at the plumber and cardboard in front of him “FUCK YOU!” he wasn't going down, he will live and he will do it for both him and Four. He takes out his gun and fires only to be blocked by Mario's katana, the avatar smirks as he dashes towards Three. Mario kept getting close to cutting the man lucky for him years of being SMG4 rival he has gotten good at avoiding attacks. That's when the lights go out, Three squints in the darkness growling. Suddenly a TV screen lights up in the distance, Three points his gun unsure what was going on. He hears Mario laugh as he stands near Marty “Ready to see what we have planned for you?” SMG3 fires his gun for the TV to vanish. No matter what he won't give up the fight, then he felt cables wrap around him. Before he had a chance to escape he was knocked down and dragged away into the darkness. 

Three crew members were getting worried, Four told them that they would be gone for a couple of hours but it had been three days. Getting together Meggy led the crew to the casino, that's when they saw it. A casket with SMG4 picture on it, Tari then screams making the crew look in her direction as there was SMG3 covered in blood, crying. Meggy runs up to him “THREE! WHAT HAPPENED HERE!?” The man's body began to move like a puppet with a hidden master moving his strings. He was going to attack Meggy only to be saved by Melony, seeing this Mario comes out clapping with a huge smirk “Hello, Marty has plans for everyone!” 

[howdoesagrapewrites]

Poly pav and tari with a Deadpool reader I think it would be just pav and reader having forth wall breaks and tari just standing there confused asf

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙯𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘿𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙡

Cw: killing, reader is a mercenary, sex jokes yet no actual smut, joke about cheating, fourth wall breaks

Notes: Omg I received a Deadpool!reader request, this feels like a rite of passage in the ATSV fandom

>You're a mercenary from Mumbattan, known as Deadpool, and because of certain... Events, you gained a regenerative healing factor, and other added perks. This combined with training, turned into the greatest assassin the world has ever seen! Maybe not the world, but you haven't anyone that can be a proper match for you yet!

>It was another work day, killing some random people, getting dough, your usual

>Then you got your next assignment handed to you

>"FUCKING SPIDER-MAN?!"

>"You can't handle it?" The sketchy guy giving you instructions frowned in annoyance

>"I mean, I'll try, but you better find a way to compensate for the emotional damage too, bro's a sweetheart, I saw him rescue a kitten from a tree the other day!"

>"Oh my god, you're a pain in the ass, can you kill him for" he threw you a sack full of stacks of money "that much? I'll throw an extra stack in there if you shut the fuck up"

>You flashed a smile so bright you could've sworn showed over your mask, "For that money? Anything! Want me to suck your-"

>"You ain't getting that extra stack"

>You stood in the rooftop where your target would be, when he was on patrol, he always stops in this spot for a while

>"This issue has like six pages left- I'm not winning this, am I?"

>Your dashing hero (victim) showed up as usual, he landed and noticed the presence of another masked individual, he asked you to state your intentions

>"Hiiiiii~! Big fan, you'd mind signing this?" Spider-Man looked confused when you handed him a... Photocard? Of himself and a glittery pink pen, but he didn't protest, and awkwardly thanked you

>You excitedly giggled and then saved it in your pocket

>"I'm really sorry, but I'm here to kill you, nothing personal" you took out your katanas and started the chase

>"You're officially the worst fan I've had!" Spider-Man yelled, slightly offended as he swinged away from you

>"I said it was nothing personal!" Even with your mask on, your pouting was audible in your voice

>Your katanas weren't able to slice through the webs as easily, they were sticky and slowing you down, you took out your pistols, but you shooted at the webs, not at him, maybe because you wanted the pleasure of seeing him die, maybe because you craved a good fight, maybe because you wanted to you around with this little spider a little longer

>But to make a long story short, you lost, he had you tied up with his webs and was probably going to call the police

>"Never been the shibari type, but this is kinda-"

>"Who sent you out for me?" Spider-Man asked, completely ignoring your flirty remarks

>"Uh, let me think about it- it was this guy called... King something? They sent a goon, and those guys don't usually do small talk"

>"I'm turning you in if you don't give me names" he seemed intimating to the average person, but you suffer from goofy hoe disorder, and can't take anything seriously

>"I don't remember, and you'll turn me in either way, right? Because you don't kill?"

>"I'm a hero" he states proudly

>"Well, I'm an anti-hero, and I kill all the time, it's no big deal, really, like now. I was killing time so I could run, I sliced your webs minutes ago" You quickly stood up, did a cartwheel and threw yourself off the ledge

>Spider-man ran, but he was unable to catch you, not knowing where you fell

>"In case you want to know, this is plot convenience at its finest! I was definitely going to jail" you explain

>After that, you started hanging out (in his words, harassing) your friendly neighborhood spiderman more often, not with the intention of killing him, but just be around him

>He tried to turn you in multiple times, which made you suspect he was not thrilled with your presence, but friendship takes time

>During this time period, you also bumped into a really pretty girl in the street, you both crashed and accidentally switched phones, you realized it as soon as she apologized and left, maybe a bit sooner...

>But you decided not to go after her, she looks cute and you should shoot your shot

>When you two met up to switch your phones (the right way this time) you made sure to be extra charismatic, she found you amusing

>"I'll see you around, already got your number after all" then you tried your best to look cool while you walked away

>And of course you always told your friend about your everything! On the night, so it was practically a sleep-over with your bestie!

>"So I met this girl~"

>"Does she know you... Terminate people as a job?"

>"Not yet, all she knows is that I'm a lady-killer" you grinned and did finger guns "She has a boyfriend, I'd still hit it though"

>"Oh. My. God can't you spend 5 minutes without saying something morally wrong?! This had been our best conversation yet!"

>"But you've never felt that way, Spidey? That you thought all your heart was poured into one person and then you found out you had sooooo much more to give?" You cocked your head to Spider-Man

>"Is it bad to?" His voice was vulnerable, something strange, you've heard his range from mad, to excited to annoyed, but never like this

>"I don't think so, but again, I'm just your friendly neighborhood Deadpool, maybe I'm too impious to advice you" you put the back of your palm on your forehead, feigning distress. "See, I'm getting close! We're* getting close!" You whisper to the audience

>He ignored your comment, "There's nothing friendly about you" he remarked

>"I'm friendly to you" he looked away and waved goodbye as he swinged to continue patrolling

>I think the first one to make a move on you would be Pavitr, taking advantage of your pulled up mask, you were teasing him and he kissed you out of what could only be described as passionate annoyance, after you continued joking and messing with him.

>You responded very well, throwing your arms in his shoulders to deepen the kiss, but you were stopped as he broke the kiss very quick

>He became really, really awkward after that, and stopped meeting you in the rooftop.

>"I should've killed him the first day, right? You're probably either feeling sad or thinking I'm an idiot, well, I'm not the one sitting glued to their phone stuck in the lamest earth... Sorry, that was out of frustration"

>Kind of "out of your POV" I think Gayatri and Pavitr's relationship would be really troubled, with Pavitr confessing to kissing someone else, and Gayatri admitting she had been harbouring feelings for another person as well

>They both agreed that this new found attraction had not diluted their feelings for each other at all, but they also agreed that (at risk of being hypocritical) it was painful to know your partner had found that spark in someone you had never even met

>Pavitr never told you he was dating someone, he didn't trust you for a long time, since, y'know, you tried to kill him. Do he didn't want to give you a new target

>And when he started to trust you, he didn't want your flirting to go away or become less serious, was it ever serious? Did you actually saw a future in dating someone whose name you don't know?

>You kept looking for Spider-Man for at least a month, for some reason, you cared* you actually cared, even knowing none of this actually matters, because you're fictional and your life bends at the whim of whoever's holding a pencil, you wanted him, like you wanted Gayatri.

>Unlike Pavitr, you never used a fake voice or gave a fuck about a secret identity, you just let him call you Deadpool because it sound cute in his voice

>So when Gayatri introduced you both, it was very evident in Pavitr's face that he knew exactly who you were

>You toyed with him a little though, as payback for ghosting you

>"What do you do for work? Are you some kind of athlete or dancer? You sure look like you run a lot", "Don't mind me, I'm just scared of spiders, they leave and suddenly appear where you least expect them", "Sorry, the dinner would be on me, but you see, I had this gig, it just one job and I blew it for a guy, yes, sad indeed. The worst thing is that I blew my opportunity, when I wanted to blow something else~"

>Gayatri's used to your shameless nature, but Pavitr was stiff and uncomfortable, to which she asked you to stop, thinking you were ignoring his boundaries

>"It's okay... We joke like that" Pavitr managed to blurt out to avoid further misunderstandings

>"You... Know eachother?" Gayatri asked, very confused

>"You could say we met a work"

>"Wait- don't tell me this is..."

>Yeah, it was a funny conversation to have

>Even though cheesy stuff wasn't your forte, you did clarify that your feeling and the things you said were real, as Bd that you'd love if you had the opportunity to date them

>"Now, this is what I call a very happy ending, but I'm sure you want to see more of me, right? I'm way more fun that the other Y/Ns"

>"Who are you talking to?" Gayatri asked

>"Yeah, been meaning to ask you that too" Pavitr added

>"I'm- you won't understand, but they're the people that made this possible" you said, hoping they would stop the questions

>"So they're like god?" Pavitr looked perplex

>"Absolutely not."

[mystwrites]

Hi Myst! I have a hc that when Yorichii was staying with Sumiyoshi he would often talk down about himself, and one day Sumiyoshi was like "I stg if you don't stop that shit I'll make you." And Yorichii didn't stop so Sumiyoshi tickled him until he promised to stop.

awww!!! i love this!! also, i thank you for giving me a very rare character duo! i hope i can deliver!

“Here, have some tea,” Sumiyoshi said, placing a tray down. “I apologize for having you watch Sumire again while my wife naps.”

Yoriichi playfully bounced Sumire on his legs before giving her back to Sumiyoshi. “I don’t mind at all. You have a wonderful daughter.” he responded solemnly, bowing and taking the cup of tea. “Thank you.”

Sumiyoshi sighed as he sat with his child and his friend. He knew Yoriichi was always a man with a few words but couldn’t help but see that underneath the man’s majestic exterior was a man deeply troubled and hurt by something he experienced.

Sighing, Yoriichi placed the now empty cup down and placed his katana aside. “I’m grateful you and your wife are allowing me to impose…it’s very kind. I’m sorry to be a nuisance.”

“Don’t say that! You’re not a nuisance to us! We’re happy to have you around, Yoriichi!” Sumiyoshi gasped, astonished that he would think he’s a burden to them. “Suyako loves having you around and I bet Sumire also loves seeing you! Right Sumire?”

Yoriichi allowed a small smile to form on his face as the toddler squealed in agreement, making grabbing hands at him. How he wished he could’ve been useful and rescued Uta.

“I’m not worthy of all this…I’m not that special, Sumiyoshi…” Yoriichi sighed, leaning back against a wooden beam and crossing his legs. “I can go if you’d like.”

“No! We want you to stay! I know you’ve been through a lot, but don’t talk about yourself in that way…I literally lost track of how often you belittle yourself…”

“Sumiyoshi, baby! I can take Sumire.” Suyako called. “You can talk to Yoriichi san in peace.”

“Ooh! Hold on, I’ll be right back!” Sumiyoshi hurried over to Suyako and handed her Sumire. Sumire happily squealed as she saw her mother and Yoriichi smiled slightly only to frown again. “Alright, I’m back. Also, I swear if you continue talking like this, I’m gonna make you stop!”

Yoriichi chuckled, waving Sumiyoshi off. “Okay, okay. I get it. I’ll stop.”

A few hours went by and Yoriichi did as Sumiyoshi requested. He stopped demeaning himself until he saw the sun setting in the distance. Sumiyoshi didn’t hear exactly what Yoriichi said but he did hear the words “useless” and “disappointing”. He couldn’t take it anymore and with all his strength, took Yoriichi down.

As soon as the two hit the deck, Sumiyoshi pinned Yoriichi’s arms down with one hand and began digging into his stomach with the other. Immediately, Yoriichi burst into laughter, surprising Sumiyoshi momentarily but not enough to stop him from continuing the playful punishment.

“W-wahahait!! Nonono!! C-cohohome on!! Suhuhumiyoshi!! Ahahaha!! I-Ihihi’m tihihicklish!!” Yoriichi gasped, laughing harder as Sumiyoshi found some of his weak spots.

“You talked poorly about yourself AGAIN!” Sumiyoshi pointed out. “I told you I’d make you stop and I never break my promises!”

Inhaling, Yoriichi was about to suppress his laughter but at that very moment, Sumiyoshi found that weak spot just below his armpit. As soon as Yoriichi’s laughter became wild, Sumiyoshi released his wrists and used both hands to tickle, Yoriichi rolling around and laughing himself silly.

“Do you surrender? Are you going to stop saying depressing things??” Sumiyoshi asked, laughing along as Yoriichi snorted three times.

“YES!! YEHEHES!! *snorts* I-I PROHOHOMISE I’LL STOP AHAHAHA!! SUHUHUMIYOSHI *snorts* PLEHEHEASE!! I GIVE!! IHIHI GIVE!!” Yoriichi cried, slapping the deck three times. “IHIHI SURREHEHENDER!!”

With that, Sumiyoshi released Yoriichi and laughed as he watched the strongest samurai he knew curl up into the fetal position, laughing hysterically. Sumiyoshi knew Yoriichi wouldn’t say anything negative for a while.

“Alright, no more negative comments, especially about yourself!” Sumiyoshi hissed, poking Yoriichi’s stomach a few times.

“Okahahay!! Okahahay!!” Yoriichi laughed, sighing as the tickles stopped.

Yoriichi smiled at Sumiyoshi for the first time, a look that said “thanks for the laugh”. He missed the days where Uta tickled him silly just to hear him laugh and see his smile. However, he accepted this punishment Sumiyoshi gave him with grace and sat up.

“Thanks for the laugh, Sumiyoshi.” he said, smiling still.

[master-kohga-dating-sim]

Something About Legacy

something for @bugger-loz,, I got bored and decided to write something for Dark Disciples lol. Bit of lore and stuff for Gyba here ft. Kohga being a gayass

Note: the blights names have been changed; thunderblight is Rajan now

Word count: 973

Characters: Gyba, Sakiru, Sooga, Kohga (briefly), Rajan (mentioned)

“I'll show you how to do it first. Watch closely.”

Sooga nodded to the footsoldier in front of him. Gyba watched him cross his katanas in front of him to block the oncoming broadsword. When the opposing blade didn't recoil, he slid his swords apart with enough force to send the footsoldier stumbling back. Gyba nodded in confirmation.

“Good. Let's do it together now. Copy my movements.”

He nodded again. This time, both footsoldiers lunged forward. Gyba crossed her scimitars like how Sooga did, just in time for the broadsword to collide with them. Her wrists strained to suppress the blade. It inched a bit closer to her face before she gained the strength to split her swords and stagger the opponent.

“Good!” Sooga said. “Remember, timing is key. Don't wait too long after the blade hits to push back. Now, try to utilize the opening it gives you as an opportunity to strike. Watch me.”

Sooga did the same thing again, crossing his swords to block and attack. This time, once the footsoldier recoiled, he lunged. Three reverberating thumps sounded through the arena as Sooga's swords beat against the footsoldier’s projected shield.

They continued like that for a while, Sooga demonstrating a new move and having Gyba repeat it until she got it right. Off to the side of the ring, Sakiru and Kohga watched them closely. Gyba's hand became steadier with each swing of her swords. Like melting metal, her movements turned from stiff to fluid before Sakiru's eyes.

He looked down at the Sheikah next to him. Kohga was staring just as intently, attention unbroken by Sakiru moving. His mask hid his eyes, but Sakiru could still tell for sure… he wasn't looking at Gyba.

Gyba followed suit as Sooga sheathed his swords. As she hung a towel around her neck, he unzipped the front of his uniform a bit and took a swig from his canteen. “I think that'll be it for today. Next time, we'll work on your form a bit more.”

Sooga left with Kohga, the shorter man’s gaze still clearly fixed on Sooga's open uniform. Gyba joined up with Sakiru and stretched. “How was that? Pretty good, huh?”

Sakiru nodded as they turned and walked away. “Mhm. You're getting a lot better with reaction time. It's good to see you improving.”

Gyba nodded and puffed out her chest in satisfaction, crossing her arms. “Yeah, I'm getting real good at this whole thing. I’m pretty talented, aren't I? I can do some real damage.”

“You're still not going on Sooga's missions.”

She slumped over and groaned.

Sakiru sighed. “You're not ready yet. It's still too dangerous.”

“You always say that,” she grumbled.

“You're fifteen years old. You can't just go out onto a battlefield at that young. Real fighting isn't like your training, there's a lot of real risk that you're not going to be prepared for. For now, you will stay here and train with Sooga.”

Sakiru's explanation didn't do much for Gyba. When they got back to the main part of the hideout, she went back into her room without a word.

Now that she was alone, she had a chance to get out for a little bit. As soon as she couldn't hear Sakiru’s footsteps anymore, she ran over to the Yiga tapestry above her bed and lifted it. The break in the stone bricks was still there, just wide enough to get through if she crawled on her stomach.

The passage was tight and full of bugs. Spiders, beetles, ants, sometimes centipedes or scorpions. It would be revolting to anyone else, but it instilled a strange sense of pride in Gyba. The way that the little creatures scurried out of her way made her feel royal, like all her little subjects were clearing a path for their queen.

She was hit with a cool breeze as she emerged from the tunnel. The ledge it led to was the perfect spot- nestled in the corner of the plateau, just low enough to be out of the snow. Off the edge, the sprawling desert was laid out before her. Twisting dunes and ancient ruins that spoke of her past were hardly of any concern to her- all she wanted to see was the swirling sandstorm and the beast lurking within.

Even so far away, Vah Naboris’s calls were just loud enough to reach Gyba's spot. The sheets of sheikah stone rattled with each massive step and kicked more sand into the air. Through the haze, the familiar magenta glow of the Divine Beast’s eyes found the pilot’s daughter.

“Hey dad,” Gyba said, trailing her fingers through the sand. “I'm doing okay, I guess. Sooga taught me how to block today, that's pretty cool. But Sakiru still won't let me go out.”

Another cry from Vah Naboris. She waited for it to finish before she kept talking. “Yeah… I just think I'm getting really good and that I could handle something like that. I'm supposed to go and find the source, yeah? That's not gonna be easy, shouldn't I get some real practice instead? That training ring's no good for me. It's just getting boring at this point.”

Both her and the desert were silent for a minute. Vah Naboris kept walking, the weight of its legs pounding the desert. “I hope you're doing alright in there, dad. I know…” she thought back on when Rajan was still around, that thing he always said when he’d brag about how he got the scars on his chest and stole the Thunder Helm from right under the chief’s nose. “...I'm gonna be like you. I'm not gonna let anyone stop me, and I'm gonna find that source. Just you wait, just everyone wait and see.”

The Divine Beast cried out again. Gyba smiled.

“I'm gonna make you proud.”

[gothamusing]

DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE (2024) PART ONE. a collection of memes derived from the deadpool and wolverine movie, for roleplaying purposes. feel free to edit as you see fit. do not steal. (18+).

i’m sorry, i’m just excited to be here.

it's been a while.

for a long time, i wasn’t sure i’d ever be back.

you think i want to be out here in beautiful downtown north dakota, digging up the one and only (blank)?

the fate of my entire world is at stake.

he may not be living his best life, but he sure as hell ain’t dead.

my world is fucked!

i’m much calmer now.

look, i’m not a man of science, but you seem incredibly passed away.

it’s good to see ya.

i gotta be honest, i’ve always wanted to ride with you.

i could really use your help right now.

wait! i’m warning you! i’m not alone!

throw out your weapons and come out peacefully.

i’m not gonna give you my weapons! but i promise not to use them.

there are 206 bones in the human body. 207 if i’m watching gossip girl.

i am soaking wet right now.

to be clear, i’m not proud of any of this.

i can’t believe i’m finally here. i’ve waited for this moment for so long.

i know i was caught smashturbating in the lobby of stark tower.

i want to be an avenger.

what’s your superpower? is it parallel parking?

the problem might be that you’re reaching a little too high. aim for the middle and you’ll never miss. right?

i want to hit shake shack. rejection makes me hungry.

you know, you can answer the question without swearing.

i don’t have kids. not that i haven’t dreamt of that.

i don’t have a lot of vaginal sex.

i’m just saying, once a month, we could go on a little mission.

after all, we're deadpool.

well, if we’re gonna have a midlife crisis, go big.

you guys are lucky i’m not armed.

did you you sell any dreamcatchers on etsy or whatever it is that you do?

you trying to kill me, motherfucker?

i’m not the one dousing everything in salt, motherfucker.

i pray every day that fire finds your body and finishes the job god didn’t have the nuts to do.

thanks for coming.

bitch, are you improv-ing?

i’m sorry that you had to see that.

pegging isn’t new for me, friendo.

i’ve never been a natural bottom. so we’re going to take things real slow, and i want some crazy eye contact.

i don't like you.

holy fuck, that is a shit ton of exposition for a three-quel.

you are no longer lost. you can be a hero among the heroes.

what is that? is that me? is that thor? is he crying?

eyes on me.

i smell what you’re stepping in.

i am... marvel jesus.

snug, no camel toe, new car smell, and adamantium katanas, you shouldn’t have.

his clothes say middle management, but his eyes say fucky fucky.

i’m more of a one-week-on, one-week-off kind of guy. i think it’s what they do in denmark. you’ll never see a danish flag in the moon, but… god damn it, they’re happy. 

come again, this time in my ears?

you’ve just won the lottery because i didn’t die.

it’s just a little midlife crisis, i'm better now.

yeah, i got it. you can turn your retro graphics of death off now.

you’re gonna old yeller my fucking universe?

ow, my own fucking arm.

you sick fuck!

wolverine was a hero and the only thing worth a shit to ever come out of canada.

get my country’s name out of your fucking mouth. and my sword.

cue the fucking montage, baby.

now we’re talking. ooh, yeah. that’s the whole goddamn package right there.

it’s not you. we’re just going in a different direction.

i told you, you’re not welcome here.

just give me one more drink and then i’ll leave.

you two gonna fuck or fight?

i can tell you that sort of "don’t get too close, i’ll only break your heart" vibe going here.

unless you want to take a deep breath through your fucking forehead, i suggest you reconsider.

look at those jammies. that only took 20 fucking years.

this wolverine let down his entire world.

he’s the stuff of legend, but not in a good way.

what he did… well, some things are just beyond forgiveness.

what are you, the internet?

your world is dying.

is the thought of vaporizing my universe making you peckish?

i'm eating my feelings.

i’m about to lose everything that i’ve ever cared about.

holy shit. i just heard a symphony of butt holes clenching all at once.

where the fuck did he go?

don’t just stand there, you ape. give me a hand up.

is that what you said when your world went to shit?

yeah, i heard all about you. you screwed up everything, and you should be thanking me for pulling you out of that bed you shit in.

are you ready to be calm now?

i don’t want to fight you, peanut.

doesn’t matter what you did. i just need your help.

i don't fucking care.

let’s give the people what they came for.

fair warning, gorgeous. you’re going to encounter some indelicate language. a smidge of ass play, but we’ve been prohibited from using cocaine on camera.

you can’t run. everybody knows that.

you see anyone running, dick for brains?

you’re not gonna love what happens next.

shoot the double and take him down. side control, then full mount and you ground and pound, until he makes no sound because he’s dead.

shut the fuck up.

i'm a huge fan.

i’m so sorry. i know it’s pronounced him. i’m gender blind. it’s my cross to bear.

how long was i asleep?

not all of you was asleep.

fuck! you nicked it. just got the tip with your little steak knife.

you wanna chime in, your majesty? i’m dying here.

you picked the wrong time to make new friends.

i have never said any of those words in my entire life!

you stupid piece of shit, you just got him fucking killed!

hey, we're all grieving.

oh, honey, you don’t really strike me as a world-saving type.

we could be truly terrifying together.

i love it here.

i don’t have any beef with you. i just want to save my friends. i just, i wanna go home.

your fingers are inside me, but not in a good way.

i've got you.

i know you’re going through something. let me go through it with you.

your crazy matches my crazy.

just say it, okay? say, "i don’t want you, i don’t want to be with you".

you'll never fucking matter.

you are so mean.

this is baby knife, she’s gonna fuck you in the face now.

get the fuck off of me.

get your mind out of my pants.

poor kid, he's like 50!

what are you looking for?

you don’t wanna drink that.

wanna talk about what’s haunting you or should we wait for a third act flashback?

go fuck yourself.

fuck the avengers.

i know you’re hurt.

i identify as a feminist.

are those gold-plated, 50 caliber desert eagle pistoleros?

careful where you put your hand, she’s 90% g-spot, and she’ll let you know it.

it costs nothing to be kind.

shutting the fuck up is also free.

i can lend you my ride if you like.

this isn’t a car. this is a honda fucking odyssey. throttle response sucks a cock. dated infotainment system. when honda saw that untreated chlamydia was making a comeback, they invented the honda odyssey to compete.

get in the fucking car.

what's with the suit?

the x-men make you wear it? those sons of bitches.

they are not your friends, i’ll tell you that.

watch your frown lines, angel baby.

i’m just trying to bond a little bit.

you lied to me. you don’t have a fucking clue if they can help me fix things, do you?

i didn't lie! i made an educated wish!

if we don’t do something, they die.

my entire world is right here in this picture.

[i-will-always-be-happy]

Can I request lee muichiro and ler fish pot man s minions why you may ask because l think it would be funny to see some fish(the minions of his) tickling the crap out of him or a tickle bubble instead of drowning you should be tickled

-Pep anon

I love the nicknames they give to the upper moons, I will not lie jahskahakahskjs

Warning: This fanfic contains tickles. Also remind them that I don't speak English, so if they find any errors, let me know to correct it. I hope you like it!

'Hyo hyo! You managed to detect me, I think that makes you a hashira', Muichiro slowly approached the vase from which the voice came out, being followed by Kanamori and Kotetsu, they felt afraid

'Let me show you my art-!', Gyokko moved from the vase, as soon as Muichiro cut his. 'How dare you break my vases?! My art?! I won't forgive you!!!', Gyokko left angrily, forming a vase from which only one fish came out, only one? Was that his demonic art? How odd...

That fish shot hundreds of thorns at Muichiro, he dodged them easily but he was injured defending Kanamori and Kotetsu, but only with one... That thorn, it didn't hurt, it was as if it had just been a sting, but not a pain enormous, this was the power of an UpperMoon?

'Tokito-san! Alright?!' 'Yeah, I don't think he's an UpperMoon... His power is curious, but still, I have to decapitate him!', Muichiro approached, but the moment he did so, he was imprisoned in a vase, leaving part of his body behind outside and the other in the water.

'TOKITO-SAN!!' 'What is this? What kind of demonic art would leave a body part out? What do you plan with this?' 'Hyo hyo! I wouldn't be so sure~! We'll see how much concentration you can get with this!'

Tokito expected the worst, would it be his end?

'Ha!', Kotetsu recognized that sound, it was Tokito's laugh, why would he laugh at a moment like this? An UpperMoon had caught him, this was not the time to laugh, but, that means... Oh no...

'Hyo hyo, looks like you're starting to break huh? Dying from suffocation like that is a special art, you don't get those expressions easily, since you're a kid, I thought I could easily get it with you~!' 'N-no! Yo-you... GH! I wo-wohon't-!', Muichiro tried to push away, but what would he push away? There was nothing in that vase but water, why did it tickle? What was he doing?

'That face asks, how am I doing? It's very easy~', he clapped his hands together, reveling in the constant struggles of the mist hashira.

'Firstly, the needle that hit you contained a substance that prevented you from putting up resistance and increasing your sensitivity! Secondly, the vase I put you in is a very special one, the design is very pretty, isn't it? The water forms little hands and gusts that cling to every sensitive spot they find~! Now what do I think about it, perhaps to hasten your death, I could create some little fish that bite your sides, don't you think? Hyo hyo!' Muichiro grunted and shook his head, fighting as hard as he could, he could take it in fights with the hashiras or with Tanjiro, but now? He couldn't stop his work, he had to kill that UpperMoon, but how? His concentration was cut off, he had to try harder

'Hehehey! Shihihit fahahace! Gehehehet your ass over hehehere and fihihight me! Stohohop thihihis!' 'Ohh~ you started to break down! Hyo hyo! I knew you wouldn't last long!' Gyokko leaned close enough to grab Muichiro's chin and laugh.

'Grr! Bahahack ohohoff!! EHEHEHEHE!! N-NO! SHIT! MHMHM!!' 'Don't even try! It won't help! Come on! Laugh and be part of my art!', Muichiro covered his mouth and bit his sleeves, those 'hands', he could feel them on his belly, moving ruthlessly, he could feel them on his foot, trying to remove his stockings and get between his toes. Muichiro was supposed to fight, he drew his katana, ready to launch an attack, but...

'DAHAHAHAMN DEMOHOHON!! SCREHEHEHEW YOU!! HOLY GOHOHOD!! QUIHIHIT IT!!' 'Hyo hyo! It seems that you no longer have an escape! It took a long time to take effect, I think I'll add those fish, I wonder what effect they will give you!', he applauded, so that some fish formed in the water, which began to sting his sides, his knees, his belly, his feet and thighs

'I would like to stay, but I still have to know, what is important in that cabin, maybe the boss is there? Hyo hyo!' 'OIII!! WAHAIT!! DOHOHOHON'T LEHEHEAVE!! COHOHOME HERE AND FIHIHIGHT LIKE A MAHAHAHAN!! WEHEHELL! LIKE A FIIIIISH!!!', Muichiro started hitting the water(?, desperately trying to escape, he pulled his hair while writhing, he was doomed

'GEAHAHAAHAHAH!! H-HEHEHELP!! OHOHO FUCK!! DAHAHAHAMN IT!! HOLY SHIT!! NOHOHOT THEHEHERE!! EHEHEHEHE!! I HAHAVE ENOHOHOHUGH!!' 'Please help him! You can't get out of that place by yourself!', Kotetsu was pulling someone's yukata as he ran towards Muichiro's desperate screams.

'IT'S MY EHEHEHEND!! HAHAHHAHAHA!! *snort* *scream* WAHAHAHA!!' 'Please do something', Kotetsu was desperate, he saw that Muichiro couldn't do anything, he didn't even have any strength left in his arms to launch any attack. He just writhed, screamed, hit the vase, tried to cover himself, all in vain, there was no way.

Sounds of gunshots, Muichiro heard that between his screams and pleas, the vase began to lose water, as the sensations ceased. The vase disappeared seconds later, leaving Muichiro in the air, when he was about to fall, someone caught him.

'Tokito-sama!' 'TOKITO-SAN!', Muichiro opened his eyes slowly, he saw the little blacksmith next to him, crying through his mask, and who was holding him, he had black hair, some yellow tips and his eyes, they were different but he still knew him, he recognized...

'Genya?', the aforementioned sighed in relief, blowing some air for the hashira to recover his lost strength, besides, he didn't have much time, he had to help Tanjiro again with the UpperMoon 4

'Tokito-san! He's alive, I have his katana ready when you wants to use it!' 'Thank you...', he took his katana and stood up, again the image of the boy in the black yukata in his mind, he felt that he had experienced something similar, but less light, even so, there was no time to think, he had to defeat the UpperMoon and save the village

[zozo-333]

Maybe I should just write some fic of this(mostly will be WT prompt with no context)

But right now it just more scenarios, everyone is chaotic neutral here

Alien AU, please read my previous posts for context. This contains Heatherra, Alecody and Gwortney

(Some have problems, some don't, and some created them)

Chris: So, how's you guys doing these years?

Owen: Pretty good

Geoff: Not too bad, I guess

Gwen: meh

Courtney: I hate everything

Harold: This place's microbe system almost killed me, but I survived and learned lots of things

Tyler: I still don't know how to properly operate this body

Lindsay: My life's nice, but I always say the wrong things

Noah: I hope no one else here is in the family of ten. If you do, I'm sorry

Heather: I'm high and mighty but have identity issues and don't know how to explain my problem to therapist

Izzy: I'm a wanted criminal!

Everyone:

Izzy: Oh don't worry, that have nothing to do with our identity, all I did just blew up a building

(Not literally)

Chris: What's up, Ezekiel!

Ezekiel: uh *look up* cloud, bird, sun, moon, and our hom——

Chris: Ok I need you to shut up, now

(BUSTED)

Tyler: What's the big deal of jumping into the sea? Not like it'll hurt us

DJ: My escape pod crashed on sea, that's a horrible experience and I would rather not be reminded that

Courtney: Don't want to get eaten by shark

Beth: Too much injured will bust my disguise

Noah: Speaking of injured. Chris, all the challenge are safe in human standards right?

Chris: …theoretically?

Cody: …Have you test these challenges with humans?

Chris: Yes

Cody: Did they survived?

Chris: …You know, maybe I should check on that

Noah: Yeah we're so going to be bust

(Girl wasn't even trying to hide)

Heather: Izzy, you can't transform in front of other people! Our 'gun' will run out of power!

Leshawna: And how did you change back so fast? It always took me like hour to do that!

Izzy: Oh, because I didn't make internal organs, well, not all of them were missing, but most of them are

Izzy: Just watch! *Detach her arm and revealed it's shallow inside*

Camera man appear in the wrong time: MONSTER! *get knocked down*

Trent: So why did you turn into a bear and scared us?

Izzy: Cause it's fun! Also I can eat people faster

All gophers: IZZY!

Izzy: What, I'm hungry, and you know what happened when we get hungry

(energy is energy 4, also they all win the boat trip)

Chef: You boys just fine eating this?

Duncan: What's the matter? *Eating the 'meatballs'*

Brigette: This is my first time eating animal corpse…

Heather: *stamp Brigette's feet*

Brigette: I mean meat! This is my first time eat meat!

Chef: Okay…here's the pizza with grass hopper, spicy jellyfish and——

Geoff: Just give that to us, we're hungry

Owen: *come out from kitchen* Hey look! Worms with human body part(he mean hair)…maybe I shouldn't exciting about the last part

Gwen: Did normal people eat this? Whatever *eat pizza*

Chef:

Chef: Are you guys good?

(Travel to unknown place is dangerous)

Intern: Ok, due to *insert very complicated lawsuits*, we're going to check all your belongings before we landed in Egypt

Duncan: *knifes and lighters*

Gwen: *baseball bat*

Intern: Sorry you can't bring that

Izzy: *explosive*

Intern: Not surprised

Heather: *croquet mallet x3*

Cody: *a mace*

Courtney: *a very large gavel cause why not*

Intern: Why?

Harold: *three nunchaku, bunch of throwing stars, a very realistic fake katana, nerf gun, water gun and some other stuff*

Intern:

Harold: Always prepare when invaded the unknown land

(Apple game gone…right? from the exclusive clip but Heatherra)

Sierra: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H *stem broken* Ok that's a tough one, but I'll eventually get a C

Heather: *sitting next to a pile of cores* Are you going to eat that?

Sierra: Wow Heather, I don't know you like apple so much

Heather: I'm just low on energy, and Cody ate all the candy *attempted to break the stem but struggling*

Heather: Ugh! *stem snapped* I can't believe it took me 19 time to break this

Sierra: Wait——

(interrogation gone wrong, Alecody)

Alejandro: I knew there's something wrong and you'll not fool me

Cody: Umm…

Alejandro: Silent treatment is no use, I'll find a way to make you talk

Cody: Hey we don't have to do this, buddy. Or did you prefer pal? bestie? brother?

Cody: *panicking* …babe?

Alejandro:

Cody:

Cody: Oh Whatever *mind control ready*

(Gwortney telepathy 2)

Gwen: Oh Courtney, you always there when I needed, I want to stay with you

Courtney: You know, I feel just the same…

Gwen: But we can't shown that now, so maybe after the show

Sierra: They've been holding hands and staring silently at each other for fifteen minutes now, is everything okay?

(London)

Noah: He's like a eel dipping in grease…

Owen: Sounds delicious!

Noah: And slippery, so don't let your guard down, one wrong step and he'll found out

Owen: Okie dokie! Little buddy

Tyler: Uh guys? I think you stretching me too much

Owen: Wow you look like mozzarella cheese!

Noah: *facepalm*

[intheclearblueskies]

They Ask You on a Date

| Masterlist |

Tanjiro:

Tanjiro is understandably a little shy about asking you out. But once you accept, his happiness level skyrockets. He'll likely try to take you somewhere nice, but anything is alright in the end -- you may even spend your date taking a stroll around the mountain near Urokodaki's home.

He's a complete gentleman to you the entire time. Tanjiro was raised to treat girls with respect (and with Kie having just as hard a forehead, she wouldn't play around with that) and wouldn't dream of hurting you. He'll give you something before the date, such as picked flowers or something he picked up in a village.

The two of you manage to stay relatively unbothered. Zenitsu caught wind of the date beforehand and promised to distract Inosuke, and Nezuko was roped into helping him (not that she minded).

Nezuko:

Nezuko would ask you the only way she really knows how -- by giving you a gift and getting you to follow her. When you caught on, she'd smile happily and nod -- she wanted to spend time alone with you. (It would be very difficult not to break and fawn over her in the moment.)

Nezuko is sweet and thoughtful. Everything had been thought out beforehand (with her brother's help), whether it be a little moonlit stroll by the river or a dinner date at a cute little restaurant. She'd make you take your katana just in case someone (or something) interrupted you.

The two of you would be relatively unbothered by humans, at least. Zenitsu and Tanjiro promised to leave you alone (although Zenitsu was a little sulky about not spying on your date), and Inosuke didn't really care. Whether you get attacked or not is out of your hands, although you do exercise more caution on your date night.

Zenitsu:

It would take some hyping-up to get Zenitsu to finally ask you out, but when he does, expect that he'll try to treat you like a princess. He's far too sweet for his own good, and you sometimes have to dissuade him from doing more expensive things for you, like buying you a new necklace as a gift or taking you to a fancy restaurant in the city.

Of course, he's 120% a gentleman the whole time. He's really nervous about something going wrong, but your laid-back demeanor will do a lot to calm him down. Humor is a must, even if it ends in him laughing a little too much at every joke you make. Eventually he'll feel comfortable enough to enjoy the date.

He already made Tanjiro promise to leave you both alone for the date, and Inosuke really didn't care. The Kamado siblings are just happy to see you two getting along so well.

Inosuke:

It will take a few suggestions for him to finally ask you out somewhere. Inosuke is really stunted when it comes to romantic gestures, so if you both end up doing something like walking in the mountains, give him a little slack.

He'll likely be a little awkward about it until you break the ice somehow, though once he gets more comfortable he'll grow more confident in himself. His idea of a good time might be something like getting a big fish to roast or letting off some steam at a hot spring (don't worry, he'll likely not care about whatever you're rocking under your clothes and will respect your privacy to a degree). Praise is a must with him, because there's a first time for everything, and Inosuke hates looking like a fool in front of those he admires or cares about. Just let him know that you're enjoying the activity and that he's doing good, and you're set for a happy boar man.

Tanjiro and the others already promised to leave you alone (really, Zenitsu swore up and down that he wouldn't disturb you two even if he were dying; dramatic, but on-brand). Tanjiro seemed happy enough that you two were getting on so well, and Zenitsu was just happy that Inosuke was mellowed out for a while.

Giyuu:

It'll take a few encouragements for him to make a move. Giyuu doesn't know much about dating, and he'll probably have to be all but drop-kicked through your door with flowers and a sign that says "Please go with me to (insert location here) on a date". Even then, he'll be incredibly shy about it -- not stuttering, but very quiet.

When you say yes, he'll relax somewhat, but still be a little tense while you're on the date. He really, really doesn't wanna mess anything up. Whether it's a quiet walk somewhere or a picnic or even a cute little boat on the river, he wants everything to go as smoothly as possible. Just enjoy yourself and he'll unwind.

Usually none of the others will come near you two on a date. Shinobu may check in once in a long while to see how you two are getting on, but the rest don't really care (except for Mitsuri, who usually accompanies Shinobu).

Kyojuro:

When he has free time, he'll ask you to go on a date. He's pretty casual about it (well, as casual as Kyojuro can be about things), just happy to be with you for the day. He shows up at your home with a (f/flower) and asks you to go with him.

You'll end up doing something peaceful, like sitting by a river or taking a hike up the mountains. He likes to unwind with activities like this to remind him about life outside being a pillar. He likes to take you with him because you're special to him and he wants you to be a bigger part of his life. It's all really sweet. You two end up at the summit with a blanket and a lunch basket, spending the afternoon eating, laughing, and talking.

The other pillars usually agree to let you two have your time alone, even Mitsuri (although she's a little pouty about not being able to see you two 'in your element' as she describes it).

Muichiro:

Muichiro can be a bit spacey at times, so don't be offended if he mentions a date offhandedly or if he forgets to ask you. He's still a little nervous to ask, and may put it off just because it's stressful.

The two of you will probably go on something low-key. Birdwatching is fun on sunny days, or you may sit by the river with snacks and just enjoy nature. Muichiro likes to rest his head in your lap as you tell stories. Your voice is soothing enough to put him to sleep.

Usually the others agree to leave you alone. Tanjiro takes the others somewhere while Mitsuri just spies from a distance (but rarely).

Shinobu:

As soon as Shinobu finds some free time, she's taking you on a date. Be prepared for her to be at your doorstep wanting to take you out somewhere.

If you're lucky, she means to take you to a nearby festival or hot spring for a day of relaxation and fun. But sometimes she means letting off some steam at karaoke or taking a run through the mountains. She can be very mischevous when it comes to what she wants to do; usually you have no idea what she's planned until you get there.

The others don't really get involved with you two (unless you two end up going to the Butterfly Estate). Mitsuri is especially happy for Shinobu and may very rarely check up on you (from a distance) with the butterfly girls.

Gyomei:

It may take him a while to ask you, mainly because over time he's come to see you as a true ally (and almost like one of the children at his temple). But when he does, he asks you if you would accompany him somewhere (with your parents, embarrassingly, watching from around the corner).

You end up doing something quiet, like sitting somewhere and talking or (on very rare occasions) watching the full moon from the safety of your garden. He may cry a little during the date, but it simply means he's honored to be with you.

The others won't interfere, mostly because either they don't care or they respect Gyomei enough to let you two be. (Usually it's a fusion of the two.)

Sanemi:

He'll be very stubborn about it, but after a kick in the pants (maybe by a certain hanafuda-earring-wearing Kamado boy, and quite possibly literally), he'll basically shout at you to go on a date with him, blushing the whole time.

What you do is random. Sometimes he'll take you to eat somewhere, sometimes he'll take you out to a bar to get turnt. He's not very picky about what you do, mainly because he doesn't know what to do on that front. He's pretty clueless the first couple of times, but when he finally begins to relax, he notes what you especially like and tries to take you to those spots. (You two go out drinking quite a bit.)

The rest don't bother you two. Either they're intimidated by Sanemi, they don't care, or they just have better things to do.

Akaza:

Akaza will be a little hesitant to do so, but he'll likely ask you to do something a little more special with him.

Usually this means taking a stroll or finding a quiet spot to have a snack (surprisingly, you packed him something to eat too, as skeptical that you were about him eating human meat around you).

Douma:

On your next visit, he took you in for a private talk and explained that he recently discovered that he had a crush on you, and he wanted to know what you could do about it. You were surprised, but his reaction to it made you laugh. You explained that when humans felt romantic feelings for one another, they usually went out on dates together. He didn't know what those were, so you explained it. After your chat, he nodded and asked you on a date that same evening.

The two of you end up walking around, or perhaps sharing a special meal together in privacy. He's a little unsure of what to do, but he's open to doing whatever you want so that he can get a better grasp of what's acceptable.

Kokushibo:

Unfortunately for you, ya boi Kizuki One is old-fashioned when it comes to romantic gestures.

He's incredibly standoffish when it comes to affection of any sort, aside from a nickname he may give you (no doubt attributed to your breath style). He asks you to accompany him somewhere, such as a little secluded tea place in Asakusa (owned by demons) to sit in or on top of a cliff where you can stargaze. He never lays a hand on you, save for holding your shoulder so that you don't get lost in a crowd, and he hardly looks at you, but  whenever you get an awed expression on your face, he glances over with a softer look than usual.

Muzan:

Muzan will probably have a little bit of flair when he/she asks.

In his female form, Muzan will dress up nicely and ask you out to a private little spot owned and operated by his underlings so that you can have a nice dinner together. Or he can take you to the very tops of the buildings in the city to look up at the sky. He's not picky, because he knows you'll do just about anything. (Not to say he'd take you back to your apartment for takeout and makeout, of course. He's a real classy sumbitch who will at least wait until the fifth date to try anything more physical.)

Yoriichi:

Yoriichi would be pretty plain, but would attempt some level of style.

He isn't the type to do big sweeping gestures, but he does like to make you feel special. If he does ask you on a date, it'll likely be to somewhere nice, like a restaurant or festival. Even though he doesn't care much for being near others, he makes exceptions sometimes just for you. He likes seeing you happy.

[anime-and-toon-oc-time]

(Because I don't like him I'm doing this.)

BRANDON BREYER/BRIGHTBURN VS FREDRICK 'FREDDY' BISHOP/ADMIRAL ANARCHY

Somethings wrong with that boy. (Uh warning it might get gross and troubling)

Brandon information

Height: 5' 3"

Age: 12

Weapons:Bare body and heat vision

Strengths:Superhuman Strength (Despite being a 12-year-old kid, Brandon is much stronger than the average man. He can easily break bones through sheer grip strength, rip metal doors off their hinges, and is capable of lifting a small truck with a single arm) Superhuman Speed (Can move faster than the eye can track and is fast enough to reach the stratosphere in seconds) Superhuman Durability (Perhaps due to his alien physiology, Brandon is capable of taking hits from almost anything without a scratch, with his adoptive father even stating to have never seen him bleed) his heat vision can easily melt through people and metal. Can Fly at high speed. Brandon has the ability to manipulate electronics around him, he can cause lights to flicker and explode, prevent vehicles from starting, and is able to make cell phones and radios lose signal...somehow. Telekinesis can Rip a metal door off it's hinges with his mind. Was Stated to have never been sick.

Weaknesses:lacks fighting experience. Prone to fits of anger and tantrums. Never fought anyone on his level of power and could be hurt by people as strong as him. He can be hurt from the metal of his ship.

Freddy information

Height:*Abnormally tall* ( 6' 1")

Age: 14

Weapons:retractable bone spikes,enchanted katana,holy crossbow,various turrets, and plasma shield grimore (can store various things can also seal people away)

Strengths: superhuman strength(strong enough to match Craig Tucker who is stronger then Scott Malkenson who can rip up a boiler off of concrete and metal doors along with a massive Porta potty all of which is either bolted or welded to the concrete or the metal and the boiler is at least connected to several pipes underground. He also outmuscled the main boys all of whom can damage robots with basic crowbar swings and even throw crates as big as them.) Superhuman durability (Despite the various differences in his bodies/avatars he can easily walk off bullets and bombs. His weakest body possessing Ames plushie of himself is somehow fire proof. Most bodies can't feel pain and he can pop his limbs off with no issues) Superhuman speed (can dodge Human-Kite's bio energy lasers and wonder week's lightning. Can dodge fastpass who can run fast enough to set the ground on fire. Can react and think faster then most can move. Fires off spells faster then most can blink.) Genius intelligence (can easily trick various people in South park and could con all of Springfield he somehow got the drop on 3 people who took every chance to exploit all the loopholes he left while denying him any.) Can bend himself anyway he can. Can use various magic types as the first of the 'Blessed 100' (can use any spell he can think of as long as he can remember what it is. Also can use anti-magic to cancel out or reverse the effects of magic) can use telekinesis to fly or throw others. Can cause technology around him to not work (him walking around Freddy Fazbear's broke all the cameras and he also makes tvs go static when he gets mad. Somehow can force radios to play various different songs with a wave of his hand.) Can 'Legion' people (Legion has the ability to absorb the minds and powers of others when they die near him allowing him to get their powers. Freddy can do the same by using blood or soul Magic to do so but he dosent get memories or Legion's multi identity problems.) Can somehow function as just his core with a magical avatar made of all his power. If he dies he will self destruct taking everything out with him. (He will reform later the next year and the 'magic residue' will unlock people's magical powers and give then physic or superpowers. As he gets older the explosion gets bigger. As a child he could apparently sink the west hemisphere if he explodes.)

Weaknesses:ANY holy object can hurt him. (A bhudda statue burns him stars of David cut him up and crosses make permanent scars on him) his albinism makes him weak to lights and makes his vision terrible without his visor or any aids. His core can be destroyed with enough force but seeing a nuke couldn't kill him it will take a lot. While he hates most people he's willing to give people a chance also he also had a mental breakdown when he realized durning a fight with Kenny that he wasn't no better then the people who abused him which made him give himself up.

[scribeoffate]

"Have it your way, then. Just be prepared for the consequences." + Noshiko/Kira

Thanks for the prompt! CW: incest, noncon, bad guys made them do it, whump, violence Request a Fic

Kira can't look away from her dad. The hunters have tied him to a chair, with simple rope. Rope that she could burn if she weren't trapped behind a wall of mountain ash. One of the men has a gun held against his head, Dad's nose is still bleeding from when the man had backhanded him with it.

"Tell you what," one of the men says, the leader, as far as Kira can tell. He grins. "We don't really need to keep him, he's harmless. Not some supernatural thing like you two. You give us a little show, and I'll release him." Her mother is still beside her. Ice-cold anger radiates from her entire being. Kira tries to ignore the pang of guilt. If she hadn't been helping Kira find her way home from the desert over the last week, the hunters would have never caught them like this.

"Very well," Noshiko answers. "We will play your game. But be prepared for the consequences." Mom turns to her. "Kira, remove your clothing." The man leers at Kira, oblivious to the threat Noshiko had just uttered. Kira grimaces and pulls her t-shirt over her head. She pushes her boxers down and steps out of them.

The man with the gun trained on her dead turns his attention to her, along with the other hunters in their home. She tries to ignore the heat in her cheeks as she stands there, naked. It's just skin, but the way the men stare at her makes it feel different.

Noshiko stands behind her.

"Follow my lead," she whispers, nibbling on Kira's and wrapping her arms around her to caress her nipples. Kira's stomach twists because it still feels good and her nipples are hard, and her pussy is damp in seconds.

The men have surrounded them now, and she realizes the one guarding her dad is gone and that he's almost escaped his bonds. He averts his gaze as Noshiko dances her fingers across Kira's exposed stomach and Kira bites back a whimper of shame.

Noshiko brushes her lips against Kira's neck and moves her hand to cup Kira's pussy. The men stare at them, but none of them notice her dad until after he's close enough to break the line of mountain ash trapping them.

"Now," her mom whispers, and Kira feels the fox aura surround her, the katana forms in her hands and she cuts down the leader first, with no remorse.