#Don't Believe Him
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Here, take them!
I have two front and back pages left and I can almost guarantee that turbo is going to take them over.
#my art#turbo wreck it ralph#turbo twins#king candy#wreck it ralph#The last two drawings are really cute#he won't leave my brain#I have never drawn a character this much before#He's looks cute but he had just committed heinous crimes#He claims he's baby#Don't believe him
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Dark Sun you have any relationship tips/tricks to get your crush to like you back? Or have been all your attempts been unsuccessful?
Please. Contrary to popular belief, not all my plans are failed. Anything needs time, and people's hearts are the same like that.
And how to make your crush love you back? Easy.
Be nice with them. Give them lots of gifts. Make friends with their friends or their relatives. Be the person they need, especially in times of need. Guide them to live up to their potential.
Translate to Dark Sun action.
(manipulate Sun until he fully relies on Dark Sun. Kill their enemies. Turn Nexus against Sun and drive Nexus went crazy. Make Sun think he is a horrible monster, driving him to the breaking point and forcing his hands leading him to kill both Dark Sun and Nexus... Yada... yada...)
I don't understand why you ask me such a simple question.
#don't believe him#his attempt to follow what he said ends up miserably#he just suck in general#sun and moon show#tsams#the sun and moon show#sams#tsams sun#sams sun#tsams dark sun#superhero au
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Don't Believe Him by 7ate9 [G]
When Charlie tells his study group he's dating Leed's rugby star Nick Nelson, they don't quite believe him. It's embarrassing to go with them to the rugby game, with their voices in his ears telling him he's mad, but Nick is always there to prove those voices wrong, even when he doesn't even know they exist.
#Don't Believe Him#7ate9#g: established relationship#g: fluff#r: g#c: aged up characters#c: alternate universe#c: post canon#heartstopper#nick and charlie
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guys come on john waters is not gonna cameo in this brasilian low budget killer toilet horror movie. get real
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DONALD TRUMP GOT SHOT AT!!!
Do you think Professor Layton took the shot or why are you sending me this???
#layton wouldn't have fucking missed that much is for sure#not a heritage post#ask#anyways don't lose hope gang#i believe in you usa you can still get him
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Kusanagi, how many people have you killed? Well...have you killed anyone yet?
"I don't keep a list. There's too many to count. I'll just say A LOT."
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still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)
anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#calling dibs on skeleton kisses as the name of my band#man scully is just a delightful little weirdo and i'm enjoying him immensely#(i'm going with scully until we get something official just because it makes me think of x-files)#(スカリー is also how the agent's name is transliterated and i don't know if it was intentional but i love it as a bonus reference)#(i want to believe™)#gosh though#'no one at school likes me because i won't shut up about halloween and jack skellington' i'm feeling VERY attacked right now twst#look scully your people are out there#just get on the forums and -- oh wait you're probably from like the 1800s or something#(my theory is that he's from the past and there's just some Book Magic going on to bring us together)#(LOOK they made a point of saying that the book fair has been held annually for a super long time)#a hot topic goth born before hot topic was invented...so sad 😔#i dunno i could be wrong but that feels like a good working theory for now#if it wasn't for mal sensing twsty ~magic~ on him i would think he's like. a christmas elf who's going to kidnap jack in a reverse-nmbc#(not ruling that out though because it would be amazing)#god all the sprites in this event look AMAZING. loving the desaturated colors and the extra drawn-on lines 😍#i'm genuinely kinda sad that we aren't gonna get to see every character like this#who knows...maybe halloweentown will be imperiled again next year...#come back and destroy my keys again please#(that said i'm doing weirdly well so far?)#(i promised i'd save for sebek and just do cursory pulls to get the SRs and not hope for the SSRs)#(...but then leona jumpscared me four coffins in anyway. halloween magic is REAL)
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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poor Liu Qingge is really going through it in the succubus extra, he just had to go and get a crush on the most oblivious man alive
"Younger than me... we had a rocky start... completely devoted.... often together.... saved each other..... peerless beauty..... outstanding talent.... noble blood.... totally in love with me...... Wow what a weird love fortune! Definitely doesn't match anyone in my life!" says Shen Qingqiu while actively sitting next to one of the two men it perfectly describes
#svsss#liu qingge#shen qingqiu#liushen#sqq#lqg#maybe you could be a LITTLE slower at completely denying everything about the fortune sqq..... for lqg's sake......#succubus: lol what do you know it's not like YOU'RE his fated one#lqg:#lqg: *kill bill siren*#you know in both mdzs and tgcf i'm pretty set on the main ship. don't really feel much need to shake them up#but in svsss i think sqq deserves a harem. i'm willing to ship him around with anyone let's have fun with it#go for it lqg!! it'll be like trying to romance a brick but i believe in you!!#my art
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#vampire hunter d#vhd#art#illustration#I think I like best how it's a recall of klimt's figures but in contrast D is alone - an emphasis of his solitude#The gold surrounding him a symbol of his status and how above it all he his - looking past us to something we can't even imagine#Don't forget to check out the VHD Zine ! P-O opened yesterday ( can't believe Saiko of all people is in it omg )#also yeah ~ I'll be making prints of it~#I have to get things into order but do keep an eye out if you're interested!#I think it'd be cool to look into gold foil too ooh ꒰´͈ 0 ॣ`͈⌗꒱💖#Hmm ~ but yes the motif I had going into this drawing was the “horseman of death”#makes me think about the brothers and which ones they would symbolize of the the remaining horsemen....#anyways have a wonderful day ! (❀ •̀ᴗ•́ )っ♡#and now onto the next D drawing🌚
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I'm going to violently touch that anon(gonna make sure that anon can't talk)
You're fucking beautiful, might be bold to say this, but I'm flirty anon 2, of course I was joking around and s*** but like you're honestly gorgeous and I wish that I could look like you and pull off those outfits like you do.
Plus if plus sized people didn't exist who's going to keep my hands warm at night?
If plus sized people didn't exist then who's going to be my little jacket warmer??
That's skinny person couldn't do that for me.
You're fucking beautiful, gorgeous, pretty, sexy, hot, inviting, alluring, seductive, desirable, sultry, provocative, tempting, voluptuous, luscious, fantasizable, bootylicious, and all of those of course being respectful and trying to get your mind off of that guy.
But what I'm trying to say is that you are absolutely beautiful being plus sized
And I'm taking it a very very big step on @/ing you
@devil-in-hiding
I hope this can make you feel better
why are plus sized people trying to praise themselves and get more inclusivity and representation in the society? when it is something that can be changed and most of them are capable of losing weight? your race, skin etc are something you can’t change because it is something decided by birth, but your weight and your health is something that can be changed. i’m really curious why? and being over the average weight really brings along different health risks, etc. and it affects your functioning ability, like when you try to run or do sports. i’m not talking about people who have a bigger build or just larger bone structures but people who have a lot of meat around their body. is it like a lack of discipline or a stage in denial, because i’ve seen a sharp rise of people promoting fat people in general after covid, and i’ve seen the decrease of productivity, motivation, and discipline in people after the pandemic has happened. i know a lot of people will come at me in the comments calling me fatphobic, ignorant and etc. feel free to, criticise and educate me, please.
I literally have no fucking words for this what the fuck.
People should be allowed to live in their fucking bodies, I don’t need to educate you on shit?? Plus sized, fat, it doesn’t fucking matter, they are existing. And there ARE a shit ton of things that can cause someone to be plus-sized
i literally can not even put together coherent thoughts because what the fuck
does living amongst fat people bother you because let me tell you bud if it does, they are not the problem, you are
people are allowed to live in their fucking skin.
people want to live happily in their bodies without someone ELSE saying “hey you’re living wrong and you disgust me”
it is not your fucking business
and also, LOSING WEIGHT IS FUCKING HARD
i went to the gym, i had a planet fitness membership. it did nothing.
ya know what made me lose all my weight? a fucking drug addiction.
so yeah, people can exist and plus sized bodies should be normalised because not everyone is fucking pole
#don't believe him#don't listen to him#he's dumb#he's just a man#he's nothing special#but you my dear#you are very special#my idol
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Cute wholesome fics where Stan teaches Soos or Wendy how to drive were always so funny to me because...
And while he insists that everyone in town has ran over McGucket before, we also know he ran over Toby too and absolutely did not give a shit (understandable in that case)
But then again...
Also bless Mr Honeypants
And another detail I love is that his car is casually filled with parking tickets
How many tickets are in Ford's name...
#i like to think that ford also sucks at driving#and that dipper and mabel are technically the best drivers despite only using golf carts#the bear scene always gets to me#him spending decades avoiding the town's weirdness while also being as weird as the rest of them#the coloring book page probably doesn't count as canon but i still love it#stan pines#stanley pines#soos ramirez#wendy corduroy#gravity falls#dipper pines#disclaimer: i do believe he taught them. i just think the stories should be framed more as a 'wHAT HAS HE UNLEASHED UPON THIS REALM'#stan: if you respect road laws and don't seek to break them at all times then you're dead to me#how did his car survive for over 40 years#oh for mr honeypants to casually still be in show after his debut....#also never forget about the golf cart short#it's dear to my heart#'remember kids always wear your seatbelt when driving your car into a ravine!'
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Mr. Hunt's sweet true lies
#Twisted wonderland#Rook hunt#twst rook#This man quotes modern talking songs on the daily basis#don't tell me he wouldn't quote or sing “you're my heart you're my soul” he absolutely would#It's up to you to believe him or not#rookposting for once surpisingly enough#got inspired by the chorus of “sweet true lies” by beast in black (them again yea)#+ procrastinating other art idea by drawing something that wasn't initially planned as usual :)))))
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My roman empire is that custom-made badge Dazai has sewn inside Chuuya's jacket after the Lovecraft fight
#imagine hating a guy sm you design a badge with his 'image' and then take your sweet time to sew it into his clothes when he's asleep#i like 100% believe Dazai stayed with Chuuya after the Lovecraft fight bc he has always done that before after Chuuya uses Corruption#we don't see it but it's implied#kinda#when we see Chuuya sleeping alone later his face is clean with no blood and his clothes are neatly folded next to him#and that badge yeah#i swear did dazai just keep it next to him at all times waiting for the opportunity#this guy makes me go insane#hope he explodes#sab posting#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd chuuya#chuuya nakahara#bsd dazai#dazai osamu#skk#soukoku
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we were fucking ROBBED
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers#the only ssr i'll whale for#oh my god i loved this update. holy shit#got some ~compositions~ in mind so i'll get to the more serious stuff later#in the meantime those first couple of chapters genuinely made me question if i was perhaps trapped in my own absurd dream or not#the whole-ass video just DROPPED in there idia how long were you WORKING on that#don't forget to like and subscribe! :)#i demand that all cutscenes be animated in that style forevermore#i also demand that all clothing changes henceforth be done via magical girl transformation phrase#not just in the dreamworld. all of them.#DREAM~~~~~FORM~~~~~CHAAAA~~~~NGE#also savanarook was so unexpectedly precious! i want to protect him.#augh there's SO MUCH and i am SO PLEASED with all of it#anyway i guess we're going to be going through everyone's dreams after all!#and it's going to be a THING!!!!!!!! CLOSURE AND SELF-ACCEPTANCE FOR EVERYONE#(insert 'it's all coming together' meme)#man i hope 'please watch this video' remains a running gag it's AMAZING#also i cannot believe#i cannot BELIEVE#that the plan is actually literally#defeat malleus by inviting everyone else to the party except him#HIS ULTIMATE WEAKNESS#malleus doesn't get to be in smash bros
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if i have to see one more person say that the show downgraded gabe from being abusive to just bad im gonna get my head stuck through a wall out of frustration. sally had to ask him permission to leave her own home with a car she probably pays for as the only person with income. our first impression is him being verbally abusive to a repair person. percy has to brace himself before going inside because he knows it's not safe in HIS own home. gabe ANSWERS SALLYS PHONE WITHOUT HER PERMISSION. he only backs down from making fun of percy when he finds out he was kicked out of school for violence- he's almost impressed. we didnt see gabe physically assault anyone but we have a whole season left to see him go on public tv and frame his own stepson for murder. please please understand that sally yelling back at her abuser does not make him any less abusive or mean he has any less power over her
#im really happy she gave him sass because it proves just that#abuse survivors don't need to be meek and quiet to deserve people believing their abuse#percy jackson disney+#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#percy jackson tv show
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