#Dog Hump

[boythingpup]

when i have 2 muts who are dating each other i hopethey all know this is how i look at their thrwads n replies to eachother

[swordmaid]

suddenly shy 😳

[internetthisweek]

YLYL Compilation - Vol. 6 -

[auspicioustidings]

Johnny, much like a dog, humps when he's stressed or excited. When it was just Ghost's thigh in private it was manageable but he's getting much worse. It's really everything and everyone now. Ghost needs to get him a toy to hump so he stops trying to fucking mount the rookies. You'll do.

[jula483]

I'm just gonna leave this here 🙂

[piosplayhouse]

bingpup inspired by my dog who will only hump female dogs 10x his size even though he can't even reach their knees (drawn with my finger)

[blechsstuff]

Severely need master to come home to find me standing doing whatever so he comes up behind me and softly hump my as while telling me about all the dirty stuff he thought of during the day

[waywardsamdean]

Incorrect quotes pt.2

[plistommy]

Steve: I feel sooooo cold, maybe I just need someone to come and hold me and keep me warm… *smirks*

Eddie: Oh yeah? Well, let me be that someone for you, sweetheart. I can keep you real nice and warm.

Steve: Is that right?

Eddie: Definitely…

Steve & Eddie: *starts making out on the couch*

Dustin: You guys disgust me.

Robin: It doesn’t even surprise me anymore.

[finelinens1994]

smooch

[kangals]

in a kind of cute but mostly annoying show of solidarity, kep is protesting stellina being fasted this morning by also refusing to eat his own breakfast. i think he just doesn't like that i've disturbed The Routine.

butters has no such moral qualms.

[tg-headcanons]

(The target audience is just me but-) Tokyo ghoul characters as official notes about the dogs at my workplace

Kaneki: will not eat unless fed by hand. Eats only wet food. Good luck

Seidou: does not understand how small and easy to step on he is

Hide: injured from wagging tail too hard

Shuu: Socially idiotic

Yoshimura: Old. I don’t know how she’s still alive

Akira: will herd other dogs and also you

Juuzou: Meat farm rescue

Nishiki: HATES MEN

Furuta: hates women

Houji: can only be in groups with females. Gay and unmanageable

Rize: goes out of his way to bite men

Naki: cries constantly

Urie: can climb all fences and wants to leave

Uta: no longer welcome here

[marswasnothere]

Maxiel + pup Daniel + thigh humping + orgasm denial

They make a game out of seeing how long Daniel can last before he cums, getting treats and treating the whole thing like training perhaps 👀

Max is being chill and fun and teasing about it while he's got Daniel writhing around on top of him, breathing heavy into his shoulder, biting back swears and replacing them with barks and woofs because its what Max wants to hear, and Max has got a timer on his phone going, only to add to the teasing. A training session, he said it'd be. To make this puppy more obedient for his owner, he said.

"Wooow, thirty-one and- thirty-two minutes! You are doing very, very good at this, puppy," he smiles.

Daniel has to lift himself up off of Max's thigh so he doesn't come. He's shaking, little jittery movements, twitchy hands holding onto Max.

He rolls his head back and forth, unable to decide or even notice if it hurts his neck, he just needs to do something else. Its too much its too much itstoomuchitstoomuchitstoomuch-

"Daniel." Danyul.

Max is pressing on his hips, trying to push him down. Onto his thigh. Make him stay there. Make him hump it like the dog he is til he comes all over it. But- but- but he needs to be good. He needs to hold on. He needs to not come. He wants a treat. He wants Max's treat.

Daniel yips and pushes against him, legs straining, chest heaving. he knows Max is smiling when he talks to- at him, he can hear it.

"Half an hour, my lovely pup. You're an over-achiever."

The tag on his collar jingles. He can't open his eyes, he'll cry.

"You've done more than enough."

Daniel gives in and settles back on Max's thigh. His balls hurt, wedged between skin and leg muscle and his aching, aching dick.

"You can let go."

Daniel whines and blinks up at Max. Is- is he sure, is he tricking him, is it part of the- the denial thing? Hands are on his hips, trying to rock him back and forth, little circles, set the pace for him.

"Will you listen to me or no?"

Daniel barks right in his face. Nods.

That set pace means nothing for him when he's five seconds away from coming. Humping Max's leg. His thigh. Like a pillow. Soft yet firm yet smooth yet hairy, and bare, so bare. He grinds his hips, and humps and humps and humpshumpshumpshumps-

- - - - -

"You've ruined me, mate."

"Hm?"

"I- thats- I won't be-"

"Ohhh nooo, we cannot fuck normal style anymore?"

"Max-!"

"Oh no, you can't cum normal anymooore, only my legs and table legs and the sofa pillows and-"

"I will hit you-"

"More training then! A dog doesn't hurt its owner, you know."

"What if I bite you?"

"I'll get the muzzle then."

"You're saying that like it's a bad thing, mate."

"Sexy punishment. We both like it."

"Whatever. Gimme another treat."

"Heeey, give me paw first!"

[kixxmekixxme]

i need my strap hilt-deep in a woman while she tugs on my leash ong

[cruel-hiraeth]

yuuji 🤝 laios pillow humping extraordinaires

[stu-mutt-cher]

don't hump billy's leg dont hump billy's leg dont hump billy's leg