Steve: I feel sooooo cold, maybe I just need someone to come and hold me and keep me warm… *smirks*
Eddie: Oh yeah? Well, let me be that someone for you, sweetheart. I can keep you real nice and warm.
Steve: Is that right?
Eddie: Definitely…
Steve & Eddie: *starts making out on the couch*
Dustin: You guys disgust me.
Robin: It doesn’t even surprise me anymore.
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Johnny, much like a dog, humps when he's stressed or excited. When it was just Ghost's thigh in private it was manageable but he's getting much worse. It's really everything and everyone now. Ghost needs to get him a toy to hump so he stops trying to fucking mount the rookies. You'll do.
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Severely need master to come home to find me standing doing whatever so he comes up behind me and softly hump my as while telling me about all the dirty stuff he thought of during the day
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in a kind of cute but mostly annoying show of solidarity, kep is protesting stellina being fasted this morning by also refusing to eat his own breakfast. i think he just doesn't like that i've disturbed The Routine.
butters has no such moral qualms.
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(The target audience is just me but-) Tokyo ghoul characters as official notes about the dogs at my workplace
Kaneki: will not eat unless fed by hand. Eats only wet food. Good luck
Seidou: does not understand how small and easy to step on he is
Hide: injured from wagging tail too hard
Shuu: Socially idiotic
Yoshimura: Old. I don’t know how she’s still alive
Akira: will herd other dogs and also you
Juuzou: Meat farm rescue
Nishiki: HATES MEN
Furuta: hates women
Houji: can only be in groups with females. Gay and unmanageable
Rize: goes out of his way to bite men
Naki: cries constantly
Urie: can climb all fences and wants to leave
Uta: no longer welcome here
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need someone to force me to swallow alcohol down until I'm so drunk I can't do anything but say their name and thrust into them like a needy little whore begging for attention and sex.
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alfie thought about humping harold, and harold was really uncomfortable with the interaction
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