#Dog Hump
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suddenly shy 😳
#jaime x brienne#brienne of tarth#jaime lannister#asoiaf#mine.#brienne 3 seconds after making out with jaime and he’s humping on her thigh like a dog: what are we#this is actually a hag romance sketch originally but I just made it jb bc I miss them severely#so everyone say thank you hag romance for your sacrifice 😮💨🫶🫶🫶
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YLYL Compilation - Vol. 6 -
#comp#collection#archive#memesMemes#Meme#Compilation#You Laugh You Lose#Funny#Internet#Lizard mouth colour#John Cena Bike#Dog Hump#Tall reporter#Adam Sandler#Youtube
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when i have 2 muts who are dating each other i hopethey all know this is how i look at their thrwads n replies to eachother
#me in the Yaoi chair on Tumblr dot com slash dashbord#t4t nsft#t4t puppy#ftm breeding#ftm t4t#pupplay#t4t fauxcest#brocon#fauxcest#t4t ns/fw#fauxc3st#tboy ns/fw#mlm nsft#nsft puppy#ftm nsft#ftm ns/fw#tboy nsft#queer nsft#t4t brocon#t4t sub#t4t mlm#t4t kink#t4t yearning#trans t4t#t4t dom#sometimes it’s like … dogs who hump cats like there is no rhyme or reason#cuckcold#cucklife#cuckslut#tboy
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Johnny, much like a dog, humps when he's stressed or excited. When it was just Ghost's thigh in private it was manageable but he's getting much worse. It's really everything and everyone now. Ghost needs to get him a toy to hump so he stops trying to fucking mount the rookies. You'll do.
#mhairidrabbles#good dog owner Ghost really just trying to do the right thing by his pup#if he doesn't get him a toy he's going to wind up trying to hump someone like Mace or Konig or Nikto and is going to get bit
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bingpup inspired by my dog who will only hump female dogs 10x his size even though he can't even reach their knees (drawn with my finger)
#hes such a little freak#for the record he doesnt hump any small female dogs he has a very strict type and actually goes out of his way to avoid girls his own size#and hes never humped ANY male dogs not even as a territory thing hes very strictly heterosexual#its only large breed female dogs#and we're talking Large like great dane german shepherds etc#sorry i miss him so bad my little devilish creacher
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Severely need master to come home to find me standing doing whatever so he comes up behind me and softly hump my as while telling me about all the dirty stuff he thought of during the day
#dumb puppy#puppy sub#pup boi#puppy boi#breeding pet#humping kink#daddy's puppy#bd/sm puppy#bd/sm daddy#puppypl4y#soft daddy#soft d0m#soft cnc#bd/sm pet#puppy kink#nsft concept#t4t nsft#nsft puppy#dog nsft#ownership kink
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I'm just gonna leave this here 🙂
#rhett and link#rhink#loft video#mythical society#how do i even tag this??#cuddling#i'm SCREAMING#this is the next collectible#giant blanket#and link was showing us how he usually lays on the couch and get under the blanket and his dogs come to snuggle with him#and of course rhett has to be link's couch for this scenario#because why not#BUT#what's up with this part???#what is happening here#and the noises#and the humping#HELP#my post
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Incorrect quotes pt.2
#wincest#samdean#canon accurate dean#yes even in the third one#kind of unrelated but dog dean def humped sam#also sam works at papa johns during stanford#😁
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Steve: I feel sooooo cold, maybe I just need someone to come and hold me and keep me warm… *smirks*
Eddie: Oh yeah? Well, let me be that someone for you, sweetheart. I can keep you real nice and warm.
Steve: Is that right?
Eddie: Definitely…
Steve & Eddie: *starts making out on the couch*
Dustin: You guys disgust me.
Robin: It doesn’t even surprise me anymore.
#Robin and Dustin are SO done with them#Who wouldnt be?#These freaky bitches humping each other like dogs probably every day#They keep it lowkey ofc with buddies around but ’’we are allowed to make out!!!’’#😭😭#stranger things#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie fandom#incorrect quotes#stranger things 4#robin buckley#dustin henderson
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#fyi dream is humping his leg like a dog in case you weren't sure that is exactly what's happening here#art tag#fanart tag#dnf fanart#dreamnotfound fanart#dnf#dreamnotfound
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in a kind of cute but mostly annoying show of solidarity, kep is protesting stellina being fasted this morning by also refusing to eat his own breakfast. i think he just doesn't like that i've disturbed The Routine.
butters has no such moral qualms.
#unfortunately for him picky eating is in my top 3 lists of dog behaviors i Dont Fucking Tolerate (along with humping and resource guarding)#so if he wants to fast then idc let me know how that works out for you bud
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(The target audience is just me but-) Tokyo ghoul characters as official notes about the dogs at my workplace
Kaneki: will not eat unless fed by hand. Eats only wet food. Good luck
Seidou: does not understand how small and easy to step on he is
Hide: injured from wagging tail too hard
Shuu: Socially idiotic
Yoshimura: Old. I don’t know how she’s still alive
Akira: will herd other dogs and also you
Juuzou: Meat farm rescue
Nishiki: HATES MEN
Furuta: hates women
Houji: can only be in groups with females. Gay and unmanageable
Rize: goes out of his way to bite men
Naki: cries constantly
Urie: can climb all fences and wants to leave
Uta: no longer welcome here
#tokyo ghoul#that Houji one is from a stupid little dog who only humps white dogs that are well groomed and younger than him#and my brianrot made me think “wow Houji behavior’’ as I dragged him away and put him in his room
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yuuji 🤝 laios pillow humping extraordinaires
#seriously tho imagine being away and they miss you so bad so they hump your pillow (it smells to good—just like you)#all flushed and whiny… maybe a little teary… biting the sheets…#especially tiger hybrid yuuji and dog hybrid laios heheh#— musings#— itadori yuuji#— laios touden
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need someone to force me to swallow alcohol down until I'm so drunk I can't do anything but say their name and thrust into them like a needy little whore begging for attention and sex.
#degradation k1nk#degredation kink#intox#intox kink#masturbait#forced intox#this would fix me#needy wh0re#need this right now#need to hump someone's leg like a dog in heat while drunk off my fucking ass RIGHT NOW!!!!
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#mat baynton#mathew baynton#jim howick#larry rickard#laurence rickard#ben willbond#martha howe douglas#i am under that table humping his leg like a dog
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okay episode has been listened to. holy fucking shit man
#ramblings with major#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#cursing#INCREDIBLY LOUD CLAPPING AT MR HOPEVERE-ANDERSON FOR THAT PERFORMANCE OHHHH MY GOOOOD#also the case was.... i'd say chef's kiss but for the subject matter that feels inappropriate alksdjhakldhadjh#It Was Good#glad i did not listen to that during my lunch break lol#also ALICE. ALICE. WHY DID YOU SAY THAT TO SAM IN THE BEGINNING. WHY. OUT OF ALL THE DOG THINGS. WHY LEG HUMPING.
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