#Dog Harness for Small Dogs

[randomwriteronline]

@mcnixie i wrote a second one as a bonus (and apology)

special thanks to @ingo-ingoing-ingone for making me rotate kyurem n emmet in the microwave of my brain and @insane-control-room for figuring out what would be the best dish for the situation

The clicking started much sooner than last time. It started loudly, before the muted sound of human steps could fully reach its hardly functioning ears, and it allowed it to dull its aggression into a general wariness.

Kyurem did not look at him as he approached quietly, slowly, clicking his tongue at steady intervals. He stopped walking when the massive husk shifted and began lowering its body as though getting into a battle stance; instead, much to his surprise, it simply tucked its massive legs a little closer to its torso as it laid down even if still notably tense.

Emmet clicked again, a little louder and much quicker, without moving an inch. He hadn’t expected to be almost welcomed into its like that.

A chilling growl rattled through the chasm, covering the ground before the maw in frost.

Ah. Of course.

The human resumed his slow calming chanting, taking equally slow rhythmic steps forward as he played with the things he was holding onto. Even when he was so terribly, exhilaratingly close to the dragon, it did not in any way turn its head to take him in - a sign which meant it was at ease with him.

He laid out the large bowl as close to the muzzled maw as possible. Taking care to keep clicking his tongue, and to move as slow and silently as possible, he uncorked the thermos and poured part of its contents.

Even with such terribly damaged senses, Kyurem picked up the smell.

Emmet watched it turn blindly towards the ceramic on the cold ground, grunting quietly what should have been a few cautious sniffs; it carefully dipped the icy tip of its muzzle into the warm liquid with a tentative motion and remained perfectly still for what felt like hours.

Then it took a sip that drained half the bowl.

A low rumble reverberated through the cold hollow body.

With a second sip the warm treat was already finished. The man refilled the dish with more broth, and looked as the horrible beast sank its jagged teeth back in it and drank it all in only two laps before diligently awaiting the next serving.

They repeated this curious ritual until the first thermos was completely empty, and then again, until the second one was too, and then Emmet absentmindedly gazed with his cheek pressed against the cold rough skin at Kyurem as it licked and scraped the ceramic for any more warm droplets left in the bowl like any other domesticated well-loved pokémon would have done while whistfully wishing he’d prepared a third one.

This entire situation was...

Awfully surprising.

Who knew the same terrifying, cold, barely capable of feeling beast that had held the region hostage in its own freezing cage happened to apparently have a soft spot for a little too salty vegetable soup.

His warm sigh condensed on the cold scales. No thoughts, no worries plagued him at that moment. A comfortable emptiness enveloped him.

If he could have brought a pot and fire, and grown produce down here... Maybe he would have remained like this, last priest of a long gone Dragon, sacrificing vegetable broth to its shell to appease it. The idea wasn’t necessarily bad. In that moment it was to a new leaf to turn to like any other. A change of pace: stillness instead of constant movement, quiet instead of screaming rails, loneliness instead of passengers stuffed into cars like sardines. Pretty radical for an early midlife crisis but he couldn’t find any complaints about it.

Ah, but it would have grown boring.

Eating the same thing every day.

“Have you ever been to the sea?”

The pokémon growled without any real aggression.

An old memory, maybe. Devoid of color or smell or taste.

Hm.

“I’ll make you seafood soup next time.“

Unless he was imagining things - which he likely was - the grumbled reply seemed to be looking forward to it.

[stabilised]

I just got my dog maya a cute matching harness set from MacooWonder on Etsy.

I got the harness, collar, leash and poop bag holder. Everything is fully customizable and you even get your phone number and name engraved on the clasps incase of any accidental runaways!

the owner of the shop was so kind and helpful with any questions I had and shipping was really fast!

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[roundaboutnow]

harness training the cats again and theyre doing way better this time and it's funny because theyre just lounging in different areas of the house looking distinctly uncomfortable and they walk around like theyve got this major weight holding them down but it's light as a feather and if they want to they can still move like the sleek little cats they are

i bet this is how toddlers feel when you make them get dressed

[crippledanarchy]

I'm outside with the cats and the college kids next door got home and went "look at that huge cat on a leash! There's two cats! There's a normal one too!"

[satans-knitwear]

Big baby Rosie stands in front of the sofa like this so queen Belle can use her as a pillow when needed.

The ground is very wet so obviously it was necessary for her to drag the bed outside so she can still lie down there.

[viviae]

Someone needs to write about the dog culture white middle class Americans have where the obsession with a masculine dog is genuinely leading to massive amount of high demand dogs being neglected and untrained dogs that one bad accident away from murdering someone else's pet or child

[istherewifiinhell]

Feel like i am seeing an increase in dogs with significantly too big harnesses on when it is in fact not that many and just that im thinking about it. But still.

[arofundy]

d(og)smp tommy and jack rolling up the a battle wearing THIS

[tiercel]

Emotional about k9 units(derogatory) this morning

[llatimeria]

Honestly unsure if we adopted a dog or an amoeba

[hyper-hopper]

Me: "Wow I can't believe owning a dog is so expensive, how do most people even manage this?"

Also me: Routinely arrives at decisions like the fact that my dog needs a $70 harness instead of a $15 one after 4hrs of research

[pr1ncealarm1ng]

My town: *Having fireworks for 4th of July*

Me: *Having a PTSD flare*

My brother's 6 pound Chihuahua mix: UNCLE DO NOT FEAR I SHALL BATTLE THE ENEMY FOR YOU

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

I was looking up where the Jewish community center in my area is cuz I knew there IS one cuz they were hiring security guards recently but ive never seen it in my life (train of thought is just bouncing all over the place today) and I see like. 5 churches just driving to the grocery store (Midwestern America amirite)

And I found them on maps and this q&a got me

Not only that but its called the Jewish community center

[avyaanleroy]

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[fabulouslygaybean]

the latest simone giertz video makes me so happy. like, she's building a leg brace to give more support to her dog's one back leg which is already a super thoughtful and kind thing, but it's wonderful to see how good she treats her dog? it should be the bare minimum, but seeing a dog owner actually care about their dog's agency as a living being and giving them the chance to say no to the things they don't like is so rare in my experience

[freesomebodybyluna]

omg so at work we always swarm at the drive thru when there's like a cute dog or something and today someone had the smallest little baby angel puppy w them so we all went over to see and the owner brought her up the window so we could pet her (which is obvi a no no rip in pieces the manager told us not to let that happen again...) and she was soooo soft and her little tail was going crazy we were cryinggg