#Dirty Laundry

[mr-mercutio]

Dirty Laundry + Stardew Valley:

Some secrets we take to the grave, and others we plaster online for laughs. This is Dirty Laundry. I'm your host, Lily Du, and today we're joined by:

A smooth glass of merlot, Elliott (Absolutely charmed to be here!)

A scotch on the rocks, Abigail (You know it girl)

A tequila sunrise, Emily (Aww!)

And a sippy cup full of Joja Cola and cheap rum, Sam (Wait what?)

[dirtylaundryshow]

🍾TONIGHT! A new Dirty Laundry launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT.

Featuring host Lily Du, bartender Grant O'Brien, and Dropout regulars Carl Tart, Pallavi Gunalan, Ruha Taslimi, and Priscilla Davies!

Catch up on the season now

[everywishway]

dear gods i just fucked up and this is a 100000% true story that happened 20 minutes ago, if yall call BS I'll sue...

So i went into work to drop off something to one of my coworkers I bought them and decided to buy a few things. I checked out with a different coworker and we were just vibing and he went "yeah, so I was talking to my mom and turns out I'm distantly related to Grant O'brien? I even showed her a photo to make sure and she said that's the one. He's my second cousin or something."

Now, here is where I fucked up.

I dont know if it's because: I didn't really believe him, I have been awake since 6 am with only chocolate and water in my system, the fact that I've done nothing but homework all day and hadn't spoken to anyone or the fact I listened to the "I hate jurgen leitner" monologue on loop on the drive over so I was in a silly goofy mood but I said out loud:

"Wait, Grant O'Brien? LIke, Grant Anthony O'Brien? The Grant Anthony O'Brien who (insert minecraft villager noise bc I am not saying "fucked" in my child friendly work place) 50 people in one night? That Grant O'Brien?"

... I don't know why that was the first thing I thought of... I could've said "Dropout Legend", "Bartender from Dirty Laundry" or anything fucking else... I said this to someone I consider a kid... Like, he's only a year younger than me but I see him as one of my work kids... God I fucked up yall...

Dude, if you see this you have every reason to have me fired but, as part of my own embarrassment, I put it in the work quote book I run since it's something an employee said in the store and (as I run it) had consent to be put in. Im sorry tho, feel free to extort me till the day I'm in the ground.

[travalicious]

[valdrinorm]

grant o'brien found dead at 37

[embraceyourdestiny]

Dropout is great because while on a traditional network nowadays you would have one knockout concept and be done with it never revisiting it again dropouts like “okay we love doing that now let’s do it AGAIN and AGAIN and make it BETTER and more COOL and more ENJOYABLE and let’s keep doing it until our hearts tell us to stop and we love doing it so that might be never so long as we’re passionate about it” and that’s so fucking cool, in an era of commodified creativity the enthusiastic passion for the arts that drives dropout is not only refreshing but heartwarming and cathartic as a fellow creative who would love to have the chance to do what I love to do like that.

[agueforts]

"HOLY SHIT, 9/11 WAS 20 YEARS AGO??" SAYS MAN WHO WITNESSED THE EVENTS FIRSTHAND

[buddydawndevoted]

Possible outcomes of being on a Dropout.tv gameshow:

- get physically tortured by grant anthony o'brian

- experience what it's like to be in a fucked up unethical experiment from the 50s, all at the hands of sam reich

- have all your secrets exposed to the world with lily du

- have a nice time discussing nerd culture with ify nwadiwe (or get extremely competitive)

[passingbypainfullyaware]

I assume the dropout people live in the sets of their shows like they’re enclosures at a zoo. Brennan has his D20 dome. Sam has Game Changer. Rekha has smartypants lilly & grant share Dirty Laundry etc etc.

[beguilingcorpse]

dropout remains the only streaming suscription service

[thousandairesshow]

💸TONIGHT! A new episode of 'Thousandaires' launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT.

Join host Jess Ross and contestants Katie Marovitch, Tao Yang, Lily Du, and Sam Reich to find out what they spent a $1000 on and who will take the thousandaire prize.

Watch the season premiere now before tonight's episode!

[marlinspirkhall]

The editing of this show continues to be spectacular, bested only by Lily's outfits

[dirtylaundryshow]

Oh, Haley Joel Osment? He's around.

Watch the episode now!

[sparring-spirals]

Once again here to yell about Smosh Dropout crossovers to you all, because anyone who isn't familiar with Amanda Lehan Canto should get to witness to watch this 1 minute long clip. and also fall a little in love with her?

All I'll say is that this entire clip is deeply, devastatingly on brand for her. And everyone unacquainted can interpret that as they like.

[halloawhatisthis]

Fluent in three dozen languages, but the man has never seen Say Anything.

[mggsv]

DIRTY LAUNDRY… was something Nanami hated doing of all his adulting responsibilities. The glare he’d give the large pile of shirts that just kept piling up was insane..He still cleaned them, though. Of course he did! He hated living in filth even more.

It wasn’t until you got together that he really paid more attention to the pile, not letting more than 10 shirts go in before he had to wash them. Why?! Well..who wouldn’t? He admired the way you’d pick a shirt to engulf yourself in after Nanami’s pounded your puffy cunt. Staring from the bed as you bent over, his cum glistening between your folds.

“You keep on with my shirts I won’t have any, angel.” He wipes the sweat from his forehead, reaching for his glasses on the nightstand.

“I’ll wash it- heading there now.” and before he could protest you had taken the hamper of shirts downstairs.

Nanami…adored watching you do laundry. He loved watching you do it in his shirts. No panties on such a beautiful pussy. He felt himself grow hard again, you leaning over to pull the other clothes from the dryer. “Need help?”

Another thing about Nanami, he wasn’t very helpful when it came to washing clothes. “That’s it..you feel so good my angel..just a bit longer.” His voice strained, hard, sensitive cock sipping back into your heat with you bent over the washing machine. It stimulated your body from below while it washed the shirts that got you into this mess.

divider @/cafekitsune