#DirkxJake

[davekat-sucks]

I don’t know if it was you who made this claim but somebody made remarks about Dirk sexually abusing Jake in HS^2.

If it wasn’t you who made it then that’s fine, but do tell me if you have any in tell on that subject.

I don't think I had made those kind of remarks. If it's referring to mostly Ghost Brain Dirk that been with Jake in HS2/Beyond Canon, does it not raise the question that it was also something Jake lusted for too? Since it was revealed he was part of his mind and not fully an offshoot of Dirk when Candy!Dirk had committed suicide.

Makes it worse that his acceptance to sexual abuse probably had rose higher because of Jane Crocker raping the guy and cucking him with Gamzee. Jake believes he has to accept this abuse and needs it to validate sense of self worth. Nobody can accept him for his mind or personality. Only for his body. Just like what his friends had way back in the Alpha session before the game started. Which is fucked up and sad that I feel so sorry for him.

I think it's sad that Jake had fallen into this mindset after all the shit he has gone through. To the point he thinks Dirk would have done the same to him if he were still alive. But in that update too, his conscience (maybe even actual Dirk in some small essence) wants to be out from it.

[bolasmasivas]

tag the dirkxjake posts as "jirking it". i dare you /SILLY

WHAT THE SCALLOP ,, THATS SO SMART METHINKS THANK U ANON URE SOSOSOSOSOSO SILLY TEEHEE

[lullabyfaust]

My OTP in Homestuck-

I ship DirkJake a lot. qwq

[gravelcos]

Am I cool yet, everyone?

[chaoscryptidart]

The fatal flaw, a charming man,

is exactly what it seems

Too much grease can break down a machine

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4/13 Homestuck Meet Up 2017 Photoshoot DirkxJake

Bonus: John highfive ;D

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I honestly love this art style like to death honestly <3333

[fadewalkin]

You’re so cool  | I’l bet when you were born  all the orange crush & the ne-hi soda bottles  in the world fizzed over . . .

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From this fanfic

https://www.wattpad.com/story/52193163-merstuck-davexjohn-dirkxjake

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[davekat-sucks]

Hey! Did the Dirk x Jake ship ever have a cool name? I'm so sick of these namename ships. Sounds so dry.

They are called Pumpkin Patch by the MSPA Booru tag. It's based on the color scheme they have (Dirk = Orange, Jake = Green), Jake having a pumpkin patch where he lived, and the Sendificator that Dirk has, reminds us of previous moment in Homestuck where we have seen that same device used by Wayward Vagabond and the first object that came from it was a pumpkin.

[homestuckbot413]

wow ?! i can't believe the epilogue had dirkxjake as an endgame ship, who saw that coming :3c

[eldritch-sanctum]

Unpopular opinion about the Homestuck Epilogues:

I honestly do like how Dirk unfolded as a villain, I like the twist that he is the “Final Boss of Homestuck”, I mean someone you always thought was on YOUR side, someone beloved by fans and the protagonists alike? I guess because that is how a lot of psychopaths do wind up being-beloved by all until their dark secret is revealed, and I know I am kinda...privileged saying this because I never developed a proper bond with any of the kids, except Rose (and how the fuck was she convinced to go with Dirk? Maybe because of her condition, but why continue the cycle of Sburb?).  But I did feel bonded to John and Terezi moreso in the epilogues.

Also the realization that he is an amalgam or has always been there in some way or form, in all the other major antagonists (except the Dersite ones).  He has merged with all his other selves in power and mind, which also includes Lord English, Lil’Cal, and Doc Scratch.  Some speculate he’s become a very vile asshole due to also being connected to and influenced by them, but it’s hard to really tell at this point and might be wishful thinking, but it does kinda explain his feelings for Jake being that of utter disdain and contempt to the point of ruining him (But Caliborn did feel respect for Jake, enough to take his name?), and his obsession with masculinity (notice how when Roxy identifies as a man, he is suddenly fine with it), but one can argue that he’s always been manipulative with Jake, in fact I recall that being a huge thing about DirkxJake being a toxic relationship.  Basically saying that maybe Dirk really always has been an asshole.

I think a lot of people in fandoms still want to think of their villains as murderbabies or something, and there are villains who probably do deserve better, but it’s sometimes refreshing to be faced with a villain whose cunning comes seemingly out of left field. 

Dirk has always been sorta in touch with his other selves throughout the comic in some ways, but his character arc really drew on the horrible implications of him being linked with his other selves, even the ones he made and what it meant since it was seeded into the other mass manipulators, by himself actually, and into his puppet.

Which then brings us to the end of Meat, wherein alt Calliope uses Jade’s body to devour Lord English’s corpse in a way that got Aradia cheering.  This Calliope knew that Lord English was...more than just Caliborn but also a sweaty Void troll and an artificial version of Dirk, which is still linked with the other Dirks.  (Something worth mentioning is that Nepeta is the other Heart player).  Cherub romance and sexual style is said to be typically blackrom and said to be an attraction to a mate that reminds them of the sibling they overpowered and killed, which implies that maybe alt Calliope and Dirk could have been...a bit flirty with one another?  Does this mean eating that corpse was also a tad vore?  Dunno just food for thought. 

And then there is that last ominous line by him:

“I am already gone.”

Which echoes “He is already here”. 

Continuing the cycle of Sburb seems to imply that maybe Lord English was responsible for that, and that maybe all First Guardians really did have some link since their purpose was to perpetuate the cycle using the Green Sun.  And now Dirk just fucks off Earth C to do that.  It’s also stated that Earth C does eventually become barren and home of the Cherub players, which makes it kinda...depressing since it means they didn’t fully break the cycle, and what of the god tiers after that?

Although I did enjoy the meta stuff because last year I did go through a crisis a bit about the direction of certain fictional things but then I looked at some superhero stuff and how there are so many canons and verses and shit like that, which made me think about the fleetingness of canon.  So I do get that criticism of “what is canon anyway? lol” and the escape from canon being the only solution since canon is the “ouroboros”, the cycle in Homestuck which also prunes the broken time loops that ensure everything goes as planned.

Also I read Candy first, so that might have flavored (hehe) my perception differently than others.

[eyoandmogan]

OTPS

gumlee stony johnlocked hijack kevedd sockathan FinnXFlamePrince FrUk springbear Morgby Padlock FoxyXMike SuperBat billdip nicoXwill kevinXjamie marcoXjean Cherik pewdiecry septiplier birdflash batflash bokuaka kagehina kurotsuki cecilos tomco klance kylux gamtav matsuhana skysolo han soloXleia rufuss gillfriends-meenahXaranea vriskaXterezi kanmitula mitunaXkurloz mitunaXlatula kankriXcronus dirkXjake mitunaXkankri kanayaXrose mabifica ushiten semiXshirabu iwaoi kyouhaba daisuga asanoya yakulev ukatake stormpilot otabekXyuri rubyXsaphire spideypool(kinda)  sasunaru nowakiXhiroki jedediahXoctavius kiyoyachi whiterose pearlXmysterygirl ivyXharley ymirXchrista bumblebee bubbline sanjiXzoro tomtord mattedd tamtori Drarry

and many more that i forgot to list.. also im too lazy to tags these all right now, if u dont know the ship or the fandom of the ship just ask! 

[princesszeldacat]

@violetmoon123 tagged me so now I have to do it!

Rules: Answer the questions and tag twenty of your followers you would like to get to know better! Name: Meaka! (It’s a weird name I know ;v;)

Nickname: Kitty, on ps4 it’s Wolf, and my good friend Kira calls me Luna!

Zodiac Sign: Leo!

Height: Fuck, umm, almost 5′3? I think? I’m short af that’s all you need to know

Age: 14! (I will be 15 very soon!)

Orientation: Bisexual :3

Ethnicity: Uhh, I have no fucking clue haha

Favorite fruit: Tough choice between apples and bananas!

Favorite season: Summer!

Favorite book series: The Lunar Chronicles! (Cinder, Scarlet, Cress, Winter, anyone else read these books?)

Favorite flowers: Lilies and lilacs!

Favorite scent: VANILLA!!

Coffee, tea, or cocoa: All of the above!!

Cat or dog person: I really love both but a lot of people would describe me as a cat person!

Average hours of sleep: I’m gonna agree with Viom here, not e-fucking-nough.

Favorite fictional characters: Jade Harley, NEPETA!!!, Asriel, Zelda, Mercy, Dave Strider, and like 50 more from homestuck, I just finished reading it.

OTP: DirkxJake, Davekat, and Gency!

Dream Trip: Someone please take me to Japan

Blog created: Sometime in April, I think

Number of followers: 8

People I’m tagging:

Technically you’re supposed to tag like twenty people but I don’t know enough people for that, so I guess @starmammal @kiramarinheart Have fun! ^^

[skiploomz]

ive only recently discovered that dirkjake is still supprisingly popular which absolutely perplexes me, because its like,,, their relationship was super rocky and had lots of problems in canon and once they did break up, though they were both sad about it, they were much better off. idk i assumed people would have stopped shipping it once both of their weirdness in a romantic relationships was shown (by weirdness i mean theyre both bad at being in romantic relationships lol)