#Dire crowley

[ventique18]

Using the headmage's office as a fuckass storehouse because interior design is my passion.

🐦‍⬛: "Prefect, I've heard good things about your skill in decorating! I hope you can lend a hand in beautifying my glorious office."

🌸: "Say no more." *Puts up a basketball hoop, a fishing gear, some beyblade tournament ring, the whole spelldrive goalpost, and five copies of Malleus' broom inside

See? Malleus approves.

[mxsternobody]

Damn these spot the difference games are getting harder

Genuinely love them both though

[sweetbunpura]

Topaz Nightingale meets the staff

Trein took one step into Crowley's office and sees the headmaster hiding in a corner as a woman berates him. He's far too tired to ask and instead looks over to see the rest of the staff off to the side. The only ones not afraid are the ones standing in the center of the room. Vargas is laughing while Sam, Crewel, and Chestnut stand on the other side of him. Kassie moves away from Crewel to gently touch the woman's arm.

"Mom, I think he's had enough, for now at least."

"Kassie, I was going easy on him." Now that Trein can see her, the woman is older than Kassie.

"I know, but he went through: Yuu, me, and now you."

"Fine, fine." That woman stepped back and turned on her heal towards the staff. "Hello, I am Topaz Nightingale. I'm Kassie's mother and Yuu's grandmother."

"Grandmother?" Vargas asks. "Did the mirror bring you here as well?"

"I would assume so." Topaz hums. "I was out drinking with my friends when I woke up here after getting home."

"At this rate, the mirror might as well bring her entire family." Trein hears another member of staff say.

"You do not want that." Kassie and Topaz respond.

Chestnut sighs. "I know we were called here, but if Crowley is finished cowering, I would like to know why. I have patients to get back to.

"I'm going to assume it was to introduce Topaz." Sam adds in. "Patients? Which of the imps got hurt?"

Chestnut clams up and looks over to the women. "...Ms. Homura-"

"WHAT!?" Both woman round on him and Chestnut's ears press flat to his skull. "What happened!?"

"N-Nothing major!" He raises his hands. "Just an accident in gym! Her broom collided with Mr. Ashengrotto's and Mr. Viper's! They got some minor head injuries and I wanted them to stay in the infirmary until it clears!"

Topaz takes a deep breath. "Take me to her."

"Mom, introductions are in order." Kassie reminds her.

One look from the grandmother had everyone standing at attention.

"Ashton Vargas!"

"Sam."

"Divus Crewel."

"Howard Chestnut."

Her eyes moved towards Trein.

"Mozus Trein and this is Lucius."

"Nice to meet you all. Howard, was it?"

"Please call me Chestnut."

"My apologies. The infirmary?"

"Right, right." They quickly left the room, leaving the remain staff there.

Vargas was quiet for a few moments before turning to Trein. "Don't do what Divus did."

"Vargas!" They both shouted at him.

[sanyu-thewitch05]

What if F! Yuu’s Dad got transported to Twst with her: The Black AF Remix

Getting into a car crash in your city known for terrible drivers was to be expected

Waking up in a common with an uber cute cat was not to be expected.

🦀: Where are we?….

All your father needed to see was the numerous white kids in hoods to let him know to run to safety with you.

🦀: Yuu, run! We’ve been captured by the Klan!

You burst out the coffin holding Grim and run out the ceremony much to the confusion of everyone.

🐦‍⬛: Umm, excuse me. Do you two need some help? We don’t know who these Klan people are that you’re running from, but I can assure you we are very honorable people.

Your father looks at Kalim, Jamil, Jack, and Leona and relaxes a bit.

🦀: Ok, do you know where we are?

🐦‍⬛: You’re in Twisted Wonderland and in the prestigious school of Night Raven Academy-

🦀: And how do we get away from here and back home to X-city?

🐦‍⬛: We can find a way to bring you two home, but it will take time. In the meantime, you can stay at one of our dorms.

🦐: Ooh, Dad, I bet it’s better than a room at the four seasons.

You were wrong. Significantly wrong.

🦀: Stop the cap! Where is that unseasoned bird?!

🦐: He’s gone.

You two are forced to walk into Ramshackle and upon seeing the ghosts, your father immediately walks out and closes the door.

🦀: I’m not dealing with three murderous white ghosts today. Come on, we’re heading down to the town.

Unfortunately, with no way of knowing where town is, you’re forced to fight the ghosts with your father. You win and look at Ramshackle in disgust.

🦐: I guess we’ll stay upstairs…

Your father, Grim, and you go upstairs and find the lousy rooms with just the basic of furniture and a proper bed.

🦀: I hope this place has a washing machine. Come on, let’s strip the bed.

After hand washing the bed sheets, you relax on your bed, and notice a pale boy with horns in the garden. You sneak out and talk to him.

🦀: So, Grimmy, where did you come from?

🐈‍⬛: Yuu’s with some boy outside.

🦀: WHO THE DEVIL IS THAT AND WHY IS HE IS TALKING TO YOU DURING THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING?!

Your father leaps out of bed and breaks up the conversation you’re having with Malleus.

🐉: So that cap on your is a bonnet and it protects your head-

🦀: Who the hell are you and why are you talking to my daughter?!

🦐: Dad, this is Tsunotaro.

🦀: That is the most dumbest thing I’ve heard. What’s your actual name?

🐉: I can’t give you that. But luckily, your daughter has decided to name me, Tsunotaro. It’s a lovely name, don’t you think?

🦀: Boy, do I look like Boo Boo the Fool to you?

🐉: I don’t understand the question. Who is this Boo Boo the Fool? Is he a clown or jester of some sorts?

Your father rolls his eyes and leads you back inside. He locks your windows, and closes the curtains.

🦀: Yuu, why were you talking to him?

🦐: He seemed interesting and looked like he knew his way around here. I figured he might be able to help.

🦀: I…you know what…just go to sleep. Grim, you keep an eye on her.

You do as your father says and begin your first day at NRC.

Your father absolutely hated it once he found out how weird the staff was. He actually liked Sam.

That’s when the trouble with Heartslabyul begins.

Your father disliked Ace and Deuce as friends mainly because they were too pugnacious for his liking.

Then Ace’s troubles with Riddle began and it set your father off.

♥️: Hi, Yuu, you don’t mind if I stay in your dorm until my issue with Riddle is resolved?

🦐: Don’t worry, you’re welcome to stay.

♥️: So, you don’t mind if I sleep in the same bed as you, do you? I promise I won’t take up much space-

🦀: Get out, white boy!

♥️: But-

🦀: Out! Now! Honkey begone!

And so, Ace ended sleeping on the front steps of Heartslabyul.

@queen-shiba

[kenchann]

alexa play im not okay by my chemical romance

[ayertrinity]

og by @/sweepswoop_ on twitter

[laiinsf]

<-READ

based off of the lil convo i had with @winterwriterstudios on this post

[stupidneko]

CAN'T stand his ass

[yaoyaobae]

Joke(I hope)

(Dear twst please give me more reasons to cook crowley) 🍽️

[ventique18]

🤔

Bye

[seafoamandtragedy]

[starryrock]

Canon crimes that have happened in Twisted-Wonderland.

I am not counting general magic usage as a weapon unless it’s someone’s Unique Magic or used with extreme intent on bodily suffering. Other than these exceptions, standard legal definitions of a weapon apply as normal.

Attempted murder - Any Overblot victim, plus others.

Human trafficking (on a technicality) - Fellow Honest and Gino.

Kidnapping - Shrouds, Jamil Viper, Fellow Honest and Gino.

Assault and battery

Aggravated assault - Overblot victims, Rollo Flamme, Ortho Shroud, Ferrymen, Deuce Spade (exception: cauldron), Rook Hunt (maybe?? Usage of bow and arrow)

Arson - Grim, Ace Trappola, Jamil Viper (attempted during Magicam Monsters), Lilia Vanrouge (kitchen)

Doxxing - Idia Shroud, Ortho Shroud (threatened)

Coercion

Signing a contract under duress - Octavinelle trio.

Breaking and entering

Inducing panic - Ruggie Bucchi, Rollo Flamme, Fellow Honest and Gino.

Property damage

Chemical/biological weapons - Vil Schoenheit, Lilia Vanrouge (should be)

Blackmail

Child abuse (labor/neglect) - Dire Crowley, Ashton Vargas

Stalking - Rook Hunt, Jade Leech (possibly)

Theft

Harassment - Rook Hunt

Bribery - Dire Crowley, Azul Ashengrotto

Extortion

The ones that don’t have anyone listed is either because too many cast members have committed it or I just didn’t care to list them.

[wellerdanny]

is there really a princess in your college?

Yuu has to fix the electric fan in the headmaster's office, or there will be no radiator in the winter😔

Of course neige.. ofc

[kenchann]

"annoying"

[ayertrinity]

what should i do?

[harzilla]

Twst AU where Yuu shows up at the entrance ceremony as a baby. Like a little baby in the coffin wrapped up in a ceremonial robes. Nobody can track down this kid's parents or any kind of family so through shenanigans they end up adopted by Crowley. Professor Trein coming to the rescue giving parenting advice and keeping Crowley accountable as a parent. Crewel is still a student and somehow gets saddled on babysitting this tiny human even though he's got housewardens duties. He really wishes it was a puppy instead, he ends up returning the kid wearing a puppy onesie.

Years later the Entrance ceremony happens and events of the game begin. Everybody isn't sure what to think of the Headmage's kid, wondering if they're just as bad as Crowley. Yuu's actually a pretty decent person and student. Nobody knows how Crowley managed to actually raise a decent human being. Crowley cries dramatically every time Yuu acts nicer to the teachers then to him. Trein thinks Yuu deserves a better parental figure and Crewel acts nicer when he's feeling petty towards the old crow(and it's totally not because he has a soft spot towards the prefect. What do you mean he still has a photo of him and Yuu when Yuu was a baby? Don't be ridiculous)

The dynamic is pretty much the Twst version of Maka and Spirit.

Any guy who crushes on Yuu is weighing whether it's worth it to have Crowley as a future Father-in-law.