#Diet Coke. a Diet Coke caused that.

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

when will I learn that I cannot consume my regular quantities of caffeine while taking a stimulant medication for adhd 😭

[pseudophan]

seeing u live post your trip is so much fun tbh

have fun bestie before hell breaks loose!!! <3

i'm glad you're enjoying it i feel a little bit annoying dbsjchdjfc

thank you!!! i will try. the wine has helped the anxiety so right now i'm just looking forward to the show :3 i couldn't choose my seat on this flight for some reason but it's ok cause it automatically assigned me a window one AND there's no one sitting in the middle so i have so much space this is great

[diminutiveloser-romanroy]

so idk how to word this properly but i’ve been thinking about roman’s drinking and how he drinks to cope with his emotions but it’s never really addressed as an issue by anyone close to him. he drinks expensive whiskey like a proper businessman which is pretty much expected of him so who cares that he drinks excessively on work days or that he does it to numb his emotions right?

[misty-tem]

He’s so blorbo shaped he’s such a skrunkly wet cat i want to squeeze his head open until he starts bleeding out I want to stab him in the chest 73 times until he dies a painful death I want to burn his house down with him inside I want to step on his skull until it cracks and he starts bleeding out and dies I want to strangle him until he can’t breathe and goes unconscious and eventually dies I want to kiss him on the mouth im in love with him so badly

[maybeamiles]

Someone direct me to resources on how to order alcohol without making a fucking fool of myself cause I ordered a Gin and Tonic today thinking "oh, this is similar to other drinks I've had, alcohol + soda base" and learned that A: it literally tastes like the gross sticky fluoride the dentist used to put on my teeth because my insurance didn't cover the kind that didn't taste BITTER AS HELL and B: it's apparently an old lady drink (unlike beer which reeks and I've been avoiding for a while).

[bonemeal12]

Doodle dump!

Trad doodles!

Life doodles. PSA: paper cups burn in the microwave.

[hexsrealityarchived2]

A Jerry Springer Episode but with Wanda, Pietro, and Lorna confronting Magneto about being a not so great dad.

[cowboylikedean]

Y'ALL let me tell YOU my mans is the cutest sweetest kindest littol baby and i LOVE HIM

[mayumania]

ITS MY 21ST BIRTHDAY BABEY !!!!!

[buckieduckie2]

me personally Im Coca Cola gang. do i think they taste the same? absolutely. but tbh- theres a slight difference- and i think that pepsi kinda taste like fake sugar- SUCK IT YOU PEPSI HOES

[saturdaymournings]

Free lush face mask from the person that works there and gave it to me when I was at work is a reason to live actually

[lilnasxvevo]

Just fell forwards onto a solid bank of ice whilst holding my delicious recently purchased Culver’s lunch in front of me and I wiped out so hard and landed so squarely on my delicious recently purchased Culver’s lunch that my delicious recently purchased Culver’s chocolate frozen custard permeated THREE layers of clothing (when I landed on it)

[meditating-dog-lover]

I can't

I can't remember the last time I ate chips.

[clamorybus]

stop putting posts making fun of eds on my dash challenge

[hold-out-my-sweet]

original coke is ass

[doujinshii]

please god don't take my diet coke away it's all I have left in my bleak fucking life bro