#Didn't ask

[pratchettquotes]

A Personal Note: Celebrating 900 Posts*

"I'm an Igor, thur. We don't athk quethtionth."

"Really? Why not?"

"I don't know, thur. I didn't athk."

Terry Pratchett, Making Money

*A Rare Personal Note: In honor of the 900th quote I have shared on this inconsistent, inimitable, genuinely joyous blog, I thought I should do what I normally do. That is, I went looking for one of the many profound, jarring, thought-provoking Pratchian quotes that draw so many of us back to his books again and again. And then I opened Making Money and abruptly changed my mind. Because let's be honest: Yes, we come back to Sir Terry for the insights and the head tilts and the moments that make us go "hmm" out loud, awkwardly, when we are in a silent train car. But that's not all. I may stay true to Discworld because it makes me think -- but I fell in love with Discworld because Terry Pratchett makes me laugh. Fifteen years later, I'm still laughing. So in honor of our 900th quote in common, let's celebrate the punchlines. If we have learnt nothing else from Pratchett, we know that laughing at the world makes it bearable to live in.

[averagekindergartenfan]

Yapping alert‼️

NAHHH MY PE TEACHER REALLY SCOLDED ME JUST FOR CURSING💀💀💀 Like honeyyyy you would not survive being on the internet, don't worry I didn't survive either but I got over it because I was too busy with my own problems. She also involved my bud just because she said she didn't care about curse words, like pleaseeee teacher not everyone is gonna care. Also she really said something like "if someone does something and I notice it, I'll point it out" when my bsf told me the class president of her class literally yelled the N word out loud and the teacher didn't do shit, like no you wouldn't hunbun😊😊😊 EVERYTHING is wrong with this teacher yet my other friend still defends her bc her experience wasn't the same, like girl I love you (/p) but you GOTTA realize that someone can be an asshole too.

[okayigetitifuckedup]

If you send me hate for posting a ship you don't like, please know it only makes me ship them harder. Die mad about it cunts.

I also write Splatter Punk- do I also condone torture/murder?

fuck u bro

[mxvanrichten]

"You shouldn't be attracted to this character because-"

BESTIE, STFU!

*wheelies to my 3way with Strahd, Rahadin, and Rudolph van Richten.*

[nevaehdavis5675]

who tf says this on a dms?

No I'm not comfortable with women sending me nudes hell nah 😃

[verdan-the-druid]

Hold on while I wild shape into a guy who gives a fuck.

[post-grammatic-stress]

If you've ever told a person who's had to be bedbound for a period of time that you wish you could "just stay in bed", DO IT.

Stay in bed. For days. But don't get up if someone needs you to, or you get bored, or you get antsy. Don't do anything other than rest. Just lie in your bed, whether you need to get stuff done around the house or socialize or anything else "productive". You'll have to cancel on people, you'll disappoint them, they won't understand.

And if you're thinking, "well, i CAN'T just be in bed. There's stuff that has to be done - I have plans", maybe ask yourself why you assumed a disabled person doesn't have plans or things to do or desires.

[confusedlemonsnoofr]

If you had carpenter ants living in your digestive tract would one say that you are

Shiting Bricks?

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[lnaliazmcithilien]

if you aren't sharing Trump's obituary, I don't want to hear about him. TBH, I don't want to hear about him then, I'll just be relieved that he won't be running for president anymore

[spyres]

[yourangle-yuordevil]

That time in ancient Greece when Aziraphale needed a speedy horse and accidentally invented the pegasus

VS.

Whatever Crowley had going on in medieval times

[hinamie]

surprise it's yuri!!!in 2024

[veil-of-lament]

everything comes to an end

[batbabydamian]

*you opening the love letter* what does your damijon look like, pls pls pls pls pls pls pls, i know it would be so cute, i just know it 🙏🙏🙏

here you go! thank you for the ask, this was a lot of fun to do! they're working on a case together ^^