#Did you?

[dickgreyson]

did you? bruce? did you grow up just fine? without oversight? did you?

[xitsensunmoon]

I know Valentine's Day has passed and I'm not even a fan but hear me out

We all know that in Help Wanted 2 Sun quite literally states that everything made in Pizzaplex is a property of Fazco, right? So he can do whatever he wants with it.

...You clean up with Sun after hours, like you always do, but today is a little bit different.

Today the daycare is covered in red and pink paper scraps, the leftovers of a few hours of Sun lecturing the kids on how to properly make Valentine cards. You could tell he wasn't in the mood because of something, but you couldn't catch why exactly without talking to him first and truly, your own mind wasn't at ease either so you left him be.

You still help him out of course, as you always do, handing him all of the kid's drawings in a pack and watching him go through them all, sorting, but then shred some. Not all of them, but quite a big chunk doesn't make it.

Probably because of how badly some of the kids tested his nerves today, part of you thinks.

But your mind leaves that thought abandoned very quickly, as you notice that he's almost done with his little routine. You wait patiently, holding one last card behind your back and when he turns back to you, clapping his hands in excitement at being done, you offer him another heart-shaped card. He snatches it with an overstretched smile plastered across his face and your heart sinks when it ends with the same fate as the ones which Sun deemed unworthy of keeping.

"No extras, told them — no extras! Faz.co is already generous enough to give those brats free paper to do their little silly confessions, I can't believe some child made two. Like they have so many loved ones?! Ha! Unacceptable, unacceptable."

He shakes his head in disapproval and dusts his hands, and it almost feels like the last card in his mind was filthy, as it was created by breaking his rules.

You look down at the brightly coloured pile of paper strips on the cushioned floor, feeling your chest tightening, but deciding against saying a thing.

A glitter pen writing in blue and yellow traces one single word, on the strip that has fallen the last.

Your name.

[niightegoblingtyime]

Jon in tma, as we all know: “Martin… you’re not… you didn’t die here, did you?”

Alice in the recent tmagp episode: “I was born down here and I’ll die down here”

All I’m saying is The Magnus Protocol has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

[vixstarria]

A cut

Saw a post along the lines of Astarion running over to you in camp like a cat to a can of tuna the moment you accidentally cut yourself, and felt like writing a short little something. 

Would take place after you’ve let him feed on you, but before you’ve slept with him.  

Astarion x Tav, early Act 1, blood drinking 

Ever the night owls, you and Astarion were the last two still up by the campfire. He was reading some book he had picked up along the way, and you were sharpening your dagger. Just as he got up and was about to walk past you on the way to his tent, you cut your thumb on the blade. Not deep enough to need stitches or healing, but deep enough for an immediate rush of blood. 

“Ah! Son of a...” you winced.  

“How clumsy of you, dear. Shall I have a look?” you heard from Astarion, as he crouched down near you. 

“Oh what, you want some of this?” you cut to the chase, nodding at the bleeding wound. 

“...Do you want me to want it, darling? It would be rude of me to decline if you did,” he answered reaching out for your hand. You made a gesture as if to offer it to him, before stopping. 

“Wait. How do I know you don’t have rabies?” You jerked your hand back. “In fact, there’s no way your mouth is sanitary, who knows where you’ve been putting it.” 

“Oh please,” he rolled his eyes. “As if you weren’t about to stick it into your own filthy mouth.” His eyes returned to the thumb. “It’s about to start dripping everywhere.” 

“It is," you agreed. "And it would pain you to waste a single precious drop, wouldn’t it?” 

“You know, contrary to popular belief, vampires don’t lose their minds at the mere sight of blood.” He was getting annoyed. “Do you get excited and start salivating every time you see a potato?” 

“You’re right, I should just wipe it and bandage it up.” 

“Oh for hells’ sake, give it here,” he dropped his nonchalance, grabbing your hand and sticking your thumb into his mouth.  

You felt Astarion running his incisors along the flesh of your thumb to urge more blood out, followed by a feeling of his tongue running along the wound and a sensation of sucking. He looked so focused on his task that it was almost endearing. Thinking creature blood was still very new and utterly irresistible to him.

Then, as if suddenly coming to his senses, he glanced at you sheepishly, meeting your eyes, your thumb still in his mouth.  

You turned your hand so your index finger rested beneath Astarion’s chin, and withdrew your thumb from him, first slowly running it along his lower lip and leaving a subtle trail of blood, all while maintaining eye contact.  

“Well then,” you said softly. “You were heading to bed? I’ll see you tomorrow.” 

“...Yes,” he said, blinking. “...Right. Good night.” 

You smiled to yourself and returned to your tasks as he walked off without another word.  

[suddenlytennant]

Anyone need a pen?

[rosetterer]

If you're going to be mad that a canon ship has 1000+ fics when HenRen also has that amount but spread out over several years, then you should be furious that a non-canon m/m ship has 25k+ fics... you know, if this REALLY was about caring about the way that people write for lesbian couples compared to gay couples...

Just like some of y'all all of a sudden care about the female love interests

And just like you all of a sudden care about racism

But... it's not really about all that, now is it?

[manchesterau]

did you guys know that umm .... without the internet ... they never would have met :(

[greywolfheirs]

[evankinkley]

Anti-tommy fans: His comment about the closet was so mean and rude. He disrespects Buck and I can't believe you're all jumping ship.

me: Hey, remember when Chimney punched Buck in the face and it was supposely dealt with off screen, but we'll never know if Chimney actually apologized and what he was sorry for precisely.

[thisischeri]

Windows XP Professional, Luna olive green style, 2005

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[pascha-chan]

[nrdmssgs]

"I'm the paper cut that kills you I'm the priest that you ignored I'm the touch you crave, I'm the plans that you made Fuck all your plans"

Christine 'Riot' Vega belongs to @gamergirlbonestaskforce141riot

OCs Masterlist

[canigetacupofteaplease]

I'M A WATERMELON SLAMMED INTO YOUR DRIVEWAY

CRACK ME OPEN SO I FEEL THE AIR INSIDE ME

[short-wooloo]

Some idiot commenting on a Twitter post for SW Visions S2: "learn your own lore! Jedi don't conceal their lightsabers! That's a sith thing!"

Replies:

"Guess Luke isn't a Jedi" (hiding his lightsaber in R2 in ROTJ)

"Just admit you're making up shit to bitch about new SW"

"Kanan concealed his lightsaber"

"Tera Sinube's lightsaber is hidden in his cane"

"The Jedi have to conceal their lightsabers to survive after order 66"

"Visions is a non canon reimagining, it doesn't have to follow the lore (but also it isn't ignoring lore, plenty of Jedi conceal their lightsabers, especially after order 66)"

(Personal favorite) "Because all Jedi are all exactly the same at every point in the timeline, even in alternate universes"

"Breaking news, Master Sinube is a sith lord"

[theskee]

people: *complaining loudly and publicly about lack of fic and how much they need more people to write it* me: *eyetwitch* it's fine just ignore it. just ignore it. i'm sure they're leaving nice comments for people and not just consuming all the fic that caters to their tastes without saying anything to the authors to encourage them to keep writing. i'm sure they at least leave little heart emojis in the comments and give kudos. i'm sure they're participating and being kind and not just treating fanfic as another media source to devour without showing any kind of gratitude for the people who worked hard to write something and put it out there for free. i'm sureeeee...