#Detective Butters

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License. Registration. Urine Sample.

Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) directed by Richard Donner

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Runaan's Last Secret

*smokes bubble pipe* I suppose you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today. It is simple, mes amis. We've waited six years to find out what really happened inside King Harrow's chamber the night the assassins attacked. And with the release of S7, all these long years later, I finally have the last pieces of information I need to find the full truth.

We all thought there was a murder to solve in the king's chamber. But I'm here to tell you now, that is not the case.

Let us begin at the beginning and assemble our evidence:

The night Harrow died, Runaan tried to convince Rayla to give up the egg, tried to scare her off from returning it.

He couldn't sway her from her journey of redemption, though. They came to blows.

But he chose his mission over killing her. He wasn't even out of breath when they stopped fighting - if he'd truly wanted her dead, she'd be dead.

He left her behind and led four assassins up the front steps of the tower. There, he executed a frontal assault on the king's chamber, when they're built and trained for stealth.

The fight dragged on loudly. It drew extra soldiers from around the entire castle, who left their posts unguarded. But it had a purpose.

Delaying his own victory would cost lives on both sides, but clearing a path for Rayla to escape with two soft human princes in tow would ensure her survival. Runaan had already committed himself to this course when he refused to force her to complete the mission. He couldn't back out now.

Alright, that's the catch-up. For years, we had no idea what actually happened inside Harrow's chamber. But in S7, we finally got a peek. And I'm afraid it's told me everything I need to know. *more bubble pipe noises*

Let's consider these newer clues from S7:

When Runaan finally breached Harrow's door, two other assassins rushed in with him: Andromeda and Skor. Only Callisto, it seems, had fallen alongside Ram out in the hall.

Runaan drew his bow and killed Harrow - or so his binding ribbon believed -

- but the next we see -only moments later as the reinforcements have not yet arrived from below - only one assassin staggered out of that chamber and onto the balcony.

The other four members of the squad died in this battle, and their bodies were recovered by Viren, along with their weapons.

Which means, no one else survived that room. Only Runaan.

The assassins weren't attacked by human troops, either. Runaan had time to stagger out to the balcony at his hobbled pace. No guards caught up to him until he'd already shot the shadowhawk arrow.

When he burst into Harrow's chamber, this is what he was wearing.

When he left it, this was all he had.

Moonshadow assassins are some of the deadliest fighters in all of greater Xadia. No one survives them. No one.

No one... except Runaan of the Silvergrove.

Remember when I said we were not here to solve a murder in the king's chamber? That is because we are here to solve several murders in the king's chamber.

He turned on them.

Runaan turned on what remained of his own squad - Skor and Andromeda. He killed them. For Rayla.

They wanted Rayla dead. In the show, they believed she should die alongside them. In the novelization Book One: Moon, they specifically wanted Runaan to kill her for failing to do her duty. Either way, if any one of Runaan's squad survived and returned to the Silvergrove to report what Runaan had done - and had not done - when his mission went pear-shaped, he would've had to kill Rayla then and there. Right in front of Ethari.

And that, mes amis, he could not abide. He could not bear to be the monster he feared he had always been, right where his husband could see him.

And so, his only remaining option was for his surviving assassins to perish in battle, with their own honor intact and his in tatters. But they went down hard.

They broke Runaan's horn. They stripped off his tunic. They nearly cut his throat. They messed up his hair. Oui, the most unforgivable.

They wanted to live. Runaan did not allow them to.

He trained them all. He loved them.

And he killed them, to save Rayla's life.

For love of Rayla, his precious daughter, Runaan of the Silvergrove killed his own assassins.

It is no wonder he could not look Keeper Lyrennus in the eye when the man asked Runaan about his son.

He's drowning in guilt. He knows what he did. Even though Ram died from another's strike, Runaan knows he would have killed him himself if he'd had to.

This image of Runaan's fear at the sight of the red spirit Lyrennus cast, it lands differently now, no?

He hasn't told them. Perhaps he never will. But he has committed this sin nonetheless, and he must carry it with him for the rest of his life.

Runaan's last and darkest secret. No wonder he accepted Callum the moment he turned against Ezran and fought his own soldiers for Rayla's sake. He knows exactly what that feels like.

[yourgaydads]

killed two birds with one stone! i hope you like it!

[charlottecbordeaux]

OKAY IM BACK-

Decided to try and restart this thing I have here by telling you guys that I SOLD MERCH AT THIS DOUJIN EVENT!!!

FOR THE FIRST TIME!????!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn’t bring much and thought no one would buy my stuff but apparently a lot of people did to the point where I sold out all my Almond and Cappuccino related stuff!! I feel so happy ;w;

I’m thinking of trying to sell the goods I made at Booth so every can have a chance at getting something… Or not. Idk yet-

(Let me know tho if anyone wants to buy one-)

Anyway have some designs I used to make the stuff and random pics too- (sorry if the post comes out looking sloppy decided to post this before bed and I’m SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPYYYYY-)

[piripiip]

[uselessdetectivepip]

Not chapter 1: skeletal grandma execution (boring)

[eyeballsoup7310]

Love me a bullshit magic system that traps people between life and death

[dragonhistorian]

the way that every sentence out of Edwin Payne’s mouth is more satisfying than any asmr video ever

[creative-hanyou-girl]

PJO SPOILERS!!!!!!!!

ALSO SHOUT OUT TO GROVER FOR BEING A CONNIVING AND SNEAKY LITTLE DETECTIVE THIS EPISODE AND BUTTERING UP ARES TO GET MORE INFORMATION OUTTA HIM!!!! YOU ARE THE GOAT; THE TRUE MVP OF OUR HEARTS, G-MAN!!!!!!!!🐐🐐🐐❤❤❤

[harpygon]

"Wir würden es tun. Aufsatteln. Den Lachs buttern" ????? Charles please no.... dkxhsh2btgk why did you say it like that??? no please no??

[cheftulips]

Coffee date with @la-langosta this morning before her lil nail appointment … erm … she’s so cute ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

We talked about girl blogging, Pokémon Go, and some fashion projects we want to collaborate on soon. I’m obsessed with her fit pics.

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Redeemed my Nintendo points for this Detective Pikachu coozy and had to use it for my first pumpkin drink of the season, Calabaza.

Picked up a bag of beans, Bolivia Carmelita Vduviri.

*brown butter

*poached pear

*cosmic country ??????

Excited to brew tomorrow (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

[nexus-nebulae]

caveman brain shocked and amazed that cooking food makes it taste better. been buying this cinnamon swirl bread for years just to snack on. only today did i have the thought of actually toasting and buttering the cinnamon bread. TASTE

[cookieofearthbread]

character arc.

Romance/Friendship arc

You started this story a little hard, or awkward, or stubborn. that's okay. it's harder than it should be to admit, but what you really want is love. that's what your story is all about - not just the act of loving, but the allowance of it. the confession that you do not want to fight or bleed or save the world, but to simply feel the way two hands fit so easily together. You will have two chairs and a table and you will shut your blinds, and you will say the word love without faltering. this is a happy ending, and you do not need to feel guilty. it hurts our hands to fight - never to hold.

Corruption arc

So. you got worse. and i'm not entirely sure i can blame you for it. maybe it was in you all along, hidden and waiting, or maybe someone planted it in you and watched it grow. either way, it's there now and you hold it in your fist like a second heart - this blood, this hunger, this thrill of having teeth and using them. Perhaps you are right to. you are a mirror for the hardness of the world, and a mirror that we could all stand to look in more often. it's hard to watch the bleeding bring about more blood, but it is undeniable that you are very good at wounding.

[cvsette]

Had an intense (but non-anaphylactic) allergic reaction that didn’t stop until after I took 2 Benadryls and got off the plane…guess I’m just allergic to New York !

[piripiip]

“A professor will make chaos rule..”

Context: THSI IS NOT PIP THIS IS BUTTERS in this AU that is professor chaos impersonating as pip and the only reason he’s doing that is to cause even more chaos and ruin pips reputation even more, pip is still solving mysteries as a detective but eventually he finds out he was being impersonated. People started to hate pip even more and thinking he’s the one who’s poisoning drinks to make everyone in south park dehydrated but the real pip would NEVER do that, despite the fact that I usually draw him extremely unhinged and insane looking with lack of sleep. He basically solved who the suspect is by basically using mind reading ability, pip is referred as a cheating detective due to that. The stitches on butters’s neck is actually a voice changer so he can legit sound almost exactly like Phillip.. the stitches are supposed to look like pips head was cut off and brought back to life just to turn evil but no its just a necklace with a voice changer.

[uselessdetectivepip]

Introduction post!! Call me Tsurubami :>

Im not very active here i will only work on it when im bored so be patient :3

Hi im working on the most dogshit au called useless detective pip where pip gets impersonated by professor chaos (as seen in this image) and pip tries to solve who is dehydrating people by putting sleep poisoning in their drinks..

im definitely not @piripiip

Im doing this AU for fun ^_^

only one person is working on this which is me.

the art style is meant to be terrible and less time consuming to draw, you don’t need good art anyways. Also my art is inspired or heavily inspired by Sentaku-bune, i don’t normally draw like this on my main and the piripiip acc. The downgraded version of my art style is basically the ones in the comics i made here, you can search up kkhta and see the resemblance.

Characters:

OBVIOUSLY PIP! Idk what species he is specifically in this au so its up for your interpretation, hes referred to whatever just like how professor chaos called him “Tsukumogami” but hes most likely just a random spirit. He usually doesn’t mind read but in this au he does for once, his usual abilities is basically fucking up your brain. Hes supposed to get a skeletal grandma execution. Pips personality is supposed to he odd/strange, his eyes are usually wide opened and he doesn’t blink. It doesn’t hurt his eyes though but he just doesn’t blink but also he has webbed fingers too

Professor chaos/butters obviously 🙄 he poisons drinks n shit to dehydrate and cause fear and chaos, he impersonates as pip just to ruin his reputation even more.

Craig tucker he helps pip solve this absolute mess but pip passed out so Craig threw his on the rug

Clyde so uh hes just terrified and thinks that pip poisoned the drinks when its butters that did

Brimmy is just there he’s a rokurokubi i think, his neck only elongates when theres a full moon cuz hes the alpha

Stan, he got poisoned and sent to the hospital but also a monster hunter but also not? Weird

Theres others but im not listing them since they don’t have a role or a role yet

Fax for no reason:

This was supposed to be a parody of foul detective satori but nah i gave it its own story but id say its inspired by foul detective satori

Pip is 900 years old, stan is 1000 years old only because so its hard for others to tell if hes a human or not.

This should’ve been called grandpa park…

Pip might end up in a wheelchair refrencing wheelchair detective satori

Professor chaos design here is inspired by Tsubakura Enraku and reimu hakurei