#Detective Butters

[spockvarietyhour]

License. Registration. Urine Sample.

Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) directed by Richard Donner

[yourgaydads]

killed two birds with one stone! i hope you like it!

[charlottecbordeaux]

OKAY IM BACK-

Decided to try and restart this thing I have here by telling you guys that I SOLD MERCH AT THIS DOUJIN EVENT!!!

FOR THE FIRST TIME!????!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn’t bring much and thought no one would buy my stuff but apparently a lot of people did to the point where I sold out all my Almond and Cappuccino related stuff!! I feel so happy ;w;

I’m thinking of trying to sell the goods I made at Booth so every can have a chance at getting something… Or not. Idk yet-

(Let me know tho if anyone wants to buy one-)

Anyway have some designs I used to make the stuff and random pics too- (sorry if the post comes out looking sloppy decided to post this before bed and I’m SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPYYYYY-)

[eyeballsoup7310]

Love me a bullshit magic system that traps people between life and death

[dragonhistorian]

the way that every sentence out of Edwin Payne’s mouth is more satisfying than any asmr video ever

[uselessdetectivepip]

Not chapter 1: skeletal grandma execution (boring)

[piripiip]

“A professor will make chaos rule..”

Context: THSI IS NOT PIP THIS IS BUTTERS in this AU that is professor chaos impersonating as pip and the only reason he’s doing that is to cause even more chaos and ruin pips reputation even more, pip is still solving mysteries as a detective but eventually he finds out he was being impersonated. People started to hate pip even more and thinking he’s the one who’s poisoning drinks to make everyone in south park dehydrated but the real pip would NEVER do that, despite the fact that I usually draw him extremely unhinged and insane looking with lack of sleep. He basically solved who the suspect is by basically using mind reading ability, pip is referred as a cheating detective due to that. The stitches on butters’s neck is actually a voice changer so he can legit sound almost exactly like Phillip.. the stitches are supposed to look like pips head was cut off and brought back to life just to turn evil but no its just a necklace with a voice changer.

[creative-hanyou-girl]

PJO SPOILERS!!!!!!!!

ALSO SHOUT OUT TO GROVER FOR BEING A CONNIVING AND SNEAKY LITTLE DETECTIVE THIS EPISODE AND BUTTERING UP ARES TO GET MORE INFORMATION OUTTA HIM!!!! YOU ARE THE GOAT; THE TRUE MVP OF OUR HEARTS, G-MAN!!!!!!!!🐐🐐🐐❤❤❤

[harpygon]

"Wir würden es tun. Aufsatteln. Den Lachs buttern" ????? Charles please no.... dkxhsh2btgk why did you say it like that??? no please no??

[cheftulips]

Coffee date with @la-langosta this morning before her lil nail appointment … erm … she’s so cute ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

We talked about girl blogging, Pokémon Go, and some fashion projects we want to collaborate on soon. I’m obsessed with her fit pics.

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Redeemed my Nintendo points for this Detective Pikachu coozy and had to use it for my first pumpkin drink of the season, Calabaza.

Picked up a bag of beans, Bolivia Carmelita Vduviri.

*brown butter

*poached pear

*cosmic country ??????

Excited to brew tomorrow (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

[nexus-nebulae]

caveman brain shocked and amazed that cooking food makes it taste better. been buying this cinnamon swirl bread for years just to snack on. only today did i have the thought of actually toasting and buttering the cinnamon bread. TASTE

[cookieofearthbread]

character arc.

Romance/Friendship arc

You started this story a little hard, or awkward, or stubborn. that's okay. it's harder than it should be to admit, but what you really want is love. that's what your story is all about - not just the act of loving, but the allowance of it. the confession that you do not want to fight or bleed or save the world, but to simply feel the way two hands fit so easily together. You will have two chairs and a table and you will shut your blinds, and you will say the word love without faltering. this is a happy ending, and you do not need to feel guilty. it hurts our hands to fight - never to hold.

Corruption arc

So. you got worse. and i'm not entirely sure i can blame you for it. maybe it was in you all along, hidden and waiting, or maybe someone planted it in you and watched it grow. either way, it's there now and you hold it in your fist like a second heart - this blood, this hunger, this thrill of having teeth and using them. Perhaps you are right to. you are a mirror for the hardness of the world, and a mirror that we could all stand to look in more often. it's hard to watch the bleeding bring about more blood, but it is undeniable that you are very good at wounding.

[cvsette]

Had an intense (but non-anaphylactic) allergic reaction that didn’t stop until after I took 2 Benadryls and got off the plane…guess I’m just allergic to New York !

[doodlboy]

WAIT A MINUTE. IF THE LIGHT WAS ON AT THE MORGUE DOES THAT MEAN MONDO DIDN'T TURN IN2 BUTTER?????

[faggotyuri]

I specifically only get crunchy peanut butter for myself- not because I love it so much, but so that I can actually get to eat some before my partner in crime eats it all :(

im so sorry anon. ur better than me i just get the largest jar of creamy peanut butter and then pray

[hallohartje]

it took me nearly 2 months to finish reading my sargent biography but after finishing it last week i went ahead and read butter by asako yazuki this afternoon in one sitting like, i feel inordinately powerful lmao i can actually focus and read!!

the next book i'll be reading is some old school scifi and then i'll figure out what's next (probably consistent dutch lessons for the rest of the year)