#Demons & Wizards

[warthogreporter]

And now, a brief look at the human fucker community on a monster version of tumblr

🐙 WetterThanYou Follow

It's so sad that humans can't breathe underwater, makes bringing them to my lair so much harder

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

Was anyone going to tell me humans can't breathe underwater or was I supposed to just learn that from a text post?

🐙WetterThanYou Follow

Please tell me you didn't seriously look at humans and go 'they look like they can breathe underwater'

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

I thought they were like lions and how some live in the sea :(

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

DID YOU THINK SEA LIONS WERE LITERAL LIONS?!

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

They're not? 😭😭😭

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🐺HereWolf Follow

Vampires will be like 'I love humans' and then transform every human they know into another vampire. Weak. You are like someone who only watches Marvel movies and calls themselves a filmbuff.

🏏Batass Follow

Hey OP this is an important part of many vampire cultures so you should tone it down because this is really offensive.

🐺HereWolf Follow

You should get a culture that isn't fucking lame.

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

OP you are literally a werewolf. And into throwing stones in glass houses I guess.

🐺HereWolf Follow

Gurl you don't know the amount of effort I put into keeping my human girlfriend a human girlfriend because I love her for being a human.

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💚CraftedLove Follow

In the club on a date with a human straight up breaking it. And by 'it,' haha, well. Let's just say. His sanity.

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🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Sick of getting added to group chats like 'plots to overthrow our lieges.' Yes, I am both an evil wizard and an evil vizier. But I'm not plotting any treachery because my king is also evil, and so is my queen. We are in an evil polycule and give each other evil night kisses.

🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Also stop telling me about the evil queen's OnlyFans like the king and I aren't helping her run it. Who do you think is taking the pictures? You have no idea how many evil yet deeply impractical schemes it's given us the economic cushion to do.

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🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

Need me a human who will hold me like this and just destroy me 😍

♣️HeraclesOfficial✅ Follow

Hey.

🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO WARN ME HERACLES WAS ON THIS WEBSITE?!

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This now has a sequel, and a third act

[cammy-mcspammy]

SIGH. Here's older Fern ideas bc I'm hyperfixated on adventure time now

Honestly, I might be able to make an entire comic atp on how Fern eventually gets Finn to be less "forget the past" and learn to grieve and deal with his issues without pretending it doesn't exist. Or how Fern lost his arm or learns to accept the demon literally keeping his arm alive. Maybe even how him and the grass wizard get along after years of resentment. Or how he got the ability to drink and finally, felt like himself without piggybacking Finn himself.

(If anybody has some concepts or needs tweaking on the concept I'm OPEN)

[weirdlookindog]

Alois Boháč (1885-1945) - Čaroděj (Wizard), c. 1940s

[panakina]

Actually Jason and duke should have a series together, solving magic mysteries and bringing out the worst of each other’s chaos. It needs to be absolutely insane, with their solutions to the problem of the week being even more bonkers than whatever nonsense they’re fighting.

[whereserpentswalk]

Reblog so that the creature will come to you. Like to enhance their power.

[grassyeggroll]

My best friend in the world

[benevolenterrancy]

(Unseen Academicals, Terry Pratchett) I think Shang Qinghua and Ponder Stibbons should have tea and compare notes about somehow accumulating so much behind-the-scenes power by doing menial jobs no one else wants that they could basically run the show if they wanted...

meanwhile we have Shen "meh good enough" Qingqiu

[leidensygdom]

Here's a bit of a simple and casual outfit for Siegmund, my earth genasi/tiefling wizard/artificer! Their main outfit is a bit too complicated and I'm gonna need a variety of easier options soon, since I'm gonna play him in the future.

I tried to keep myself from over-rendering here- This was meant to be just flat colors, but I failed (again)- Anyhow, reblogs are much appreciated!

[revivisection]

dodged a bullet, saw my shadow get blown apart

idiot draws a fully detailed second emily unaware of what's to come

[digi-lov]

Tsukaimon EX6-045 by Ryodan, Witchmon EX6-048 and Bastemon EX6-052 by banira, and Lilithmon EX6-057 by poroze from EX-06 Theme Booster Infernal Ascension

[hazardous-who]

Rough ideas of how I picture Obito & Kakashi in Among Ice & Snow

[teaweltzer]

Moment last session where dog!Sprout put the fear into Maeve's husboyfriend

[sketchbot9000]

[Orb footage of Mage Tower #5 shows total destruction of the tower and all occupants inside. Last update showed an experiment of "Multi-Demonic Infusion into Low Level Goblin". Information about this experiment will be wiped, and Heroes dispatched.]

[oldschoolfrp]

Measure twice, cast once (Richard Tomasic, "Dragonmirth," Dragon 113, September 1986)

[blenselche]

quick messy Firnntress sketch cuz my tablet is being weird :S

[orchideous-nox]

demon barty telling human evan that he's more beautiful than any angel