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Zoo wee mama!
No context. for Zerum :}
#am i cooked#pressure roblox#sebastian pressure#sebastian solace#lashfaz reblogs#lashfaz ramblings#Definitely cooked
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Gregory believes in the Glammike FNAF theory,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#michael afton#glamrock freddy#fnaf gregory#glammike#fnaf#security breach#sister location#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#do you guys think Gregory is spitting?#is the boy cooking??#I like the idea that Michael and Glamrock are suspiciously similar#it’s not noticeable at first but Gregory definitely picked up on it#Michael would deny it cause he doesn’t want to be compared to an animatronic#Freddy denies it cause he knows Michael does pff#Gregory has two dads now wow …#this is for yall Glammike believers 🩵🩵🩵
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Jazz takes care of a de-aged Danny, and they lay low in Gotham. But just because Danny’s body is younger doesn’t mean his powers have lessened. In fact, they’ve only grown harder to control. Having the energy of a child makes containing his powers harder (just like when he first got them) until they realize that Danny’s powers are much easier to control when he can get rid of some of his excess energy. Jazz hears about a free gym open to all that is also meta-proof (more durable) from a wonderful woman at the library. (Lookin at you Babs)
The gym has a gigantic kids play area, along with classes for all ages and a training area complete with an American Gladiator style obstacle course for adults. Jazz will use the obstacle course sometimes when her boss has fully ticked her off. Stephanie and Cass volunteer there whenever they can. Jason always sends the alley kids there too because it’s close by and a safe place. Dick leads a class there whenever he can.
Dick actually holds the record for the obstacle course. Until Jazz gives it a go after a particularly trying day. She doesn’t realize there’s a record. She never would have used the course if she’d known. Training with Pandora and Fright Knight gave her plenty of advantages with how she can use her liminality and she definitely doesn’t need to stand out.
But again, she doesn’t know there’s a record. Or that someone saw her going repeatedly through the course (Stephanie) and decided to time her on her next go. (She doesn’t film without permission because she’s respectful of boundaries like that) She does post Jazz’s time in the Batfam group chat to take Dick down a couple notches though.
Or someone else (not Batfam, just a random citizen) takes a video of her doing the course and posts it on the internet and now they (Jazz and Danny) have to stay one step ahead of Vlad, the Batfam, their parents, and avoid the GIW. How hard can it be?
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#jazz fenton#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton#jasmine fenton#dc x dp au#anger management ship#hardcover ship#someone please yoink this#I love watching people do those courses#also a race between Jazz and Dick would be AMAZING#Jason might fall in love a bit#not because she beat Dick although that’s a plus#but because she beat up a couple of thugs#he was a civilian at the time and saw her defending her son and HAD to help#and she definitely accidentally punched Jason in the face#it was awesome#she apologized profusely#Danny laughed#and invited him over for dinner#Jazz reluctantly agreed it was the least she could do#Jason was touched until they tried to cook and almost burned down the kitchen#then he took over so they wouldn’t poison him#meanwhile Dick is having an existential crisis and is simultaneously super excited that one of his students beat him
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Someone's looking well dressed tonight! What could they be up to at this late hour..? Who knows if they're after your precious life source... or perhaps to kindly escort you safely to your destination.
#TW direct eye contact#submas#pokemon ingo#submas ingo#chandelure#alt outfit#A 3K Twitter follower celebration piece from 2023!#Still pretty happy with this piece! It turned out so dramatic ahah#If we hit 3K on my station here on Tumbrl I will definitely cook something equally dramatic for you!!#I hope the direct eye contact isn't making you uncomfortable! I didn't realise it to be a trigger for some until later on.#Now I know how to draw the eyes better!
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when people refer to canon story-relevant kingdom hearts games as ‘spinoffs’ it makes me sad not only for the obvious reasons i always say but also bc like man i WISH this series had spinoffs. imagine what they could do if they had permission from nomura to truly go off the rails and ignore the greater canon for a second and just do some fun whimsical plotless thing in an alternate universe. imagine a fishing/boating game on destiny islands. kh fighting game. it is an injustice that we have been deprived of kingdom karts. can anyone hear me
#in terms of alternate gameplay and lack of reliance on plot#i feel like melody of memory is the closest thing kh has actually had to a spinoff#but even that is important in its own way in the end#union cross to a certain degree as well what with being an online multiplayer gacha type game#its original concept i would definitely classify as a spinoff game#bc it was set in a totally different world and time period and was supposed to be about customization and fun with friends#and nomura or someone said it wasn’t meant to be connected to the plot#but then like. he did very much go and give it a plot. like he went back on that almost immediately#and even then. given that the game is still very much combat and exploration#even from the beginning can it really be called a spinoff? it’s just kh in a different format#i’m talking like a game in which the objective is something totally different.#racing game or cooking game or fighting game or (another) rhythm game#ace attorney style detective game. dancing game. dude i don’t know#there are so many different flavors they could go with here#alas nomura is allergic to genuine whimsy which is hilarious given that this is a disney series#like he apparently was like ‘ohhh should we really let sora in smash? would it make sense in the story?’#my brother in christ surely we’re not supposed to interpret this as canon to kh right? right????#i guess it’s just that the kh franchise has a very specific pristine vibe he wants to maintain#which is disney shenanigans as a seasoning on top of a main dish of Stone Cold Serious Anime Plot#kingdom hearts#kh#mine: kh
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#it says wife bc i was too lazy to change it also its funnier#hiccup js definitely the cook bro was ready to become a baker theres no way he couldn't make good food#hes too nice to tell astrid everything she makes is absolutely vile and inedible so he just smiles and takes it#but it becomes a problem when shes almost setting the house on fire trying to make him breakfast in bed on a bad pain day#its a good thing berk is so used to house fires and are inhumanly efficient at putting them out and repairing the damage#httyd#hiccstrid#hiccup haddock#astrid hofferson#httyd 2#httyd meme#httyd shitpost
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@literatemisfit I hope these will suffice 💖
(I recognize that Tony Baddingham is a horrible, misogynistic asshole, but he's played by David Tennant. And Cameron Cook is played by Nafessa Williams. So as you can see, my hands were tied)
#rivals#david tennant#nafessa williams#tony baddingham#cameron cook#jilly cooper#rivals spoilers#gif warning#I was riveted to his toxic obsession with Cameron I can't help it. But yes he definitely sucked#my edit#rivals edit#rivals gifs#oh; and becUse I’ve searched this combination of words many times before personally—#David Tennant sex gifs
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Perfect. Pristine. Pure.
That is what angels are. That is what Finley should be – what he is.
So, it’s really no surprise that he’s chosen as a guardian angel – your guardian angel. After all, only those who are the most pristine, the most perfect, the most pure can be a guardian angel. Anything less and corruption will be too easy. But Finley will be fine – he’s the pinnacle of what an angel should be, after all.
And now, he’s so excited to watch over you, to ensure that your life goes a little smoother than it has been.
As he watches over you, making sure you’re safe, he can’t help the affection that blooms inside of him. You’re someone he’s taking care of, which means that you’re his. You’re safe right now because he’s helping you. An umbrella on a rainy day, a pencil on exam days, a timely bus on busy days… he’s making your life so much easier! He can’t help the surge of pride that lights his heart.
He’s always so vigilant, watching out for you in any way that he possibly can. Whether you’re eating properly or sleeping properly concerns him greatly. It won’t do if you don’t take care of yourself.
But that doesn’t mean he wants other people to take care of you. Bitter vines of envy crawl up his throat whenever you thank someone else. He’s the one that’s doing most of the work, you know. Those thorns of envy only continue to bloom as he watches you laugh and talk and interact with other people.
Why can’t he interact with you? He’s the one that’s always watching you and taking care of you. Greed floods inside him as his desires fester. More and more and more – he’s greedy for your attention. For you.
So, really, it’s no wonder that his thoughts become so twisted and wrathful. You can’t see him even though he gives you all of him, so why should those pesky flies around you get to bask in your presence? It’s not fair. It’s not fair.
And it’s really not fair that you’re so pretty, so lovely. You always shine so bright, the epitome of everything Finley loves and adores. Watching you makes his skin flush with so much desire.
But he shouldn’t be feeling this way – oh, no. No pure, perfect, pristine angel should be feeling this way. Only those that have been corrupted by the world succumb to their desires. By the time Finley realizes this, he’s already in too deep. He’s already been colored by all shades of you.
So, there’s really only one answer, right?
Now, he’ll live only for you. He’ll make sure you realize just how devoted he is to you – just how much he belongs to you. Just how much you belong to him. You’re the one who taught him all these new emotions, after all. You’re the one who made him the way he is.
To him, you are his everything.
For you, he will kneel.
For him, for you, he will worship you and only you.
#yandere oc#male yandere#yandere x reader#tsuuper ocs#yandere x you#tw yandere#male yandere oc x reader#male yandere oc#yandere angel#yandere angel x reader#Finley Tsuu OC#2024 yan/monstertober tsuutarr#Honestly i'm loving these prompts bc they're giving me the chance to gather ingredients to cook#bc....... I am so excited to explore more of Finley#Basically it's like. Finley's first exposure to *desire* of any kind is the reader which is why he's just so!!! corrupted!!!! GRAH!!!!#im just so excited bc there are a few stories I definitely want to expand upon heheh
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Hi!
Hope you’re having a great time period!
Was wanting to ask what the brother’s most favorite memories were, if that’s okay?
(Also Sun your doodle-arms are perfect.)
((Boop))
-aves
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#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf moon#fnaf sun#cooking with sun au#sun and moon fnaf#comic#wholesome#I think this is the happiest we've seen Sun#He's definitely touched
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the great irony of early one piece antagonists believing zoro was the actual captain and using luffy as a puppet ... oda really threw us a bone and curb-stomped it right in our faces. yes, zoro could be a captain in his own right. yes, zoro could match luffy in strength. yes, zoro knows this perfectly well. and you know what? he chose luffy two years ago, and he will continue to choose luffy again and again. roronoa zoro, the pirate hunter, who followed a wannabe pirate with a nonexistent crew on a whim because luffy brought him his swords and made a half-assed attempt at a bargain. zoro, who made a vow to never lose again on both his and luffy's honor. zoro, who told luffy he'd make him commit harakiri if he got in the way of zoro's goal, only to turn around and be willing to sacrifice his dream if it means that luffy reaches his. zoro, who stood in place and took luffy's pain and told a warlord to take his head instead of luffy's, who got down on his knees before his supposed rival and begged mihawk to mentor him so that he could return strong enough to protect his captain. zoro, who has conqueror's haki- a natural born leader- but chooses to stay at the right hand of a man he has deemed greater than himself.
and the thing that luffy fears most? being alone. being rejected. being left behind. and what should have been his foil- the pirate hunter to his pirate king, the nonbeliever to his divine, the king of hell to his sun god- instead becomes his first and most devout follower; the one who demands to follow him to hell and back. oughhhggg i'm sick to my stomach
#one piece#roronoa zoro#monkey d luffy#zolu#what the hell is wrong with him#the very definition of becoming bewitched body and soul#do you get me#luffy is zoro's helen of troy#in that#he'd launch a thousand ships to put a smile on luffy's face#i need to crack open that mossy green head of his and see what's going on inside#has anyone told oda that he could possibly be cooking one of the greatest love stories the shounen genre has ever seen#one piece is a 26 year long ongoing slowburn#luffy: it's rotten work!!! ^_^#zoro: yeah i fuckin know but god what does it matter. it's for you#pls dont tag as platonic lmao
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Prompt 163
Danny pinched the bridge of his nose, taking a deep breath, counting to ten and then letting it out. Why was this always his luck? Alright. Okay. Time to move again thanks to Dan pushing his body too far again, and ending up in his core. This was not how he was expecting to spend his days when he ghost-adopted his clone and sort-of son now actual son. Welp, he’ll throw a dart at the map to figure out where he’ll go next.
Hm. Well, pack up Ellie! They’re moving to a place called Smallville, you always wanted a horse, right?
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#The Nightingales end up the Kents’ neighbors#Which is probably very useful when a spaceship crashes in the yard#Danny is good at hiding his powers but a baby Dan is in fact Not#Jordan and Clark are inseparable#They’re really good at Bad Cop & Good Cop#Ellie is delighted to be the older sister and encourage all their mischief#Or help them fly (again in Dan’s case)#Martha teaches Danny how to cook without accidentally bringing something to life#Dan is definitely not jealous of how much Clark talks about his new BFF Batman when he starts superheroing#Well as the older-by-a-couple-months person it is his duty to make sure this dude is a good friend for his barely-younger cousin#Somehow he ends up the inbetween of Clark’s optimism & Bruce’s pessimism#He also just sometimes Shows Up at the watchtower after the league is formed despite not being a hero
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When Uncle Sukuna visits again, you open your door at lunch time to an upset Yuji, an adorable angry expression on his tiny little face.
“Hiya, Yuji, what’s up?” You laugh a little and let the kid into your apartment.
“I’m hungry but I don’t want my uncle’s cooking… he burns everything and doesn’t know how to cook how I like.”
“Oh, you want my cooking?”
“Yeah…”
You smile and sit Yuji down in your couch and turn on his cartoons while you cook his favorite lunchtime meal.
As you’re cooking, Sukuna walks into your apartment, looking at you and smirking.
“You’re like a housewife, are you sure you and that nephew of mine aren’t together?”
“Uncle! You have to knock!” Yuji frowns at the sight of Sukuna.
“Don’t tell me what to do, brat.”
Yuji pokes his tongue out at his uncle and hides between your legs as Sukuna scowls at the kid. You just laugh and shake your head as you finish cooking for Yuji and give him the food. Yuji eats as Sukuna talks with you.
“You never answered my question.”
“Choso and I are just friends.”
“Really? Because I see how-”
“Uncle! When is my big brother coming home?”
Sukuna scowls when he can’t keep teasing you about Choso.
“He should be back for his lunch break soon, brat.”
As if on cue, almost like always, Choso enters your apartment with a soft knock on your door.
“No one was in my apartment, I almost thought Sukuna ran away with Yuji.”
“Choso!” Yuji smiles and runs to his big brother.
Choso smiles to you and sits Yuji back at the table.
“Did he run here because of Sukuna’s cooking?”
“I’m right here, you know.”
Choso laughs and smiles to you as he looks at his uncle.
“You should keep a better eye on Yuji, uncle.”
“Not my fault the brat is too small to see.”
“I’m not a brat!” Yuji frowns at Sukuna and stuffs his face with food.
Sukuna rolls his eyes and goes to Choso’s apartment while complaining under his breath. Choso chuckles and looks at you as you wipe sauce off of Yuji’s chin. He notices you still have his shirt from the other day and he feels a little flutter in his chest at the thought of you wearing it around your apartment.
“Yuji’s grown to be a little picky.”
“Nah, I cook all kinds of stuff for him.” You smile.
“I guess he’s more picky over the cook. He tells me he only likes your cooking and my cooking.”;
“Oh really?” You smile and ruffle the boy’s hair.
Yuji huffs and moves your hands away as he eats. Choso laughs and makes himself a plate of the food you made, hoping his uncle hasn’t burnt down his house.
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#this feels short#is it short?#brothers babysitter au#HE RETURNS#Sukuna was most definitely complaining about how Uraume wasn’t around to cook#I love Yuji having beef with unckuna#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#choso kamo#choso#choso x reader#choso kamo x reader#jjk choso#jujutsu kaisen choso#jjk choso kamo#jujutsu kaisen choso kamo#choso kamo fluff#kamo choso#unckuna#unckuna au
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OMG SAW UR ASKS WERE OPEN AND I RAN SO FAST HFJDJSBS
Anyways ok so imagine *trips over my own feet* imagine uhm baking cookies *stumbling* baking cookies with Lilia:3
No pressure ofc! I hope u will enjoy writing this if u do! And make sure to drink after and take care of urself!
Flour Belongs In The Cookies; Lilia Vanrouge
Content; Gender-neutral reader, fluff, some pining
Word Count; 650+
Author's Note; Cloudy, you do know how bad his cooking is, right? Besides that, I hope you enjoy what I did with this little prompt!
As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist
You knew full well going into this that Lilia … wasn’t the best person to leave around food. Well, you didn’t know to the full extent how ‘bad’, ‘revolting’, and ‘utterly cursed’ he was according to his dormmates (and adoptive family? Still trying to wrap your head around that one, to be honest).
Yet, as you were both adding ingredients to the batch of cookies you were making, he had done nothing to tamper with the recipe or mess up by accident. Perhaps Silver, Sebek and Malleus were just overexaggerating it? Lilia has been completely fine, a great helper even!
“So,” you cleared your throat, breaking the quiet (which was both comfortable yet awkward). “Why did you want to bake cookies with me? Not that I mind, just curious is all.”
Lilia looked up from the wet and dry ingredients he was combining and offered you a cheeky smile with a wink. “Hmm, do I need a reason to do so,” he breathed with a silent chuckle, sneaking some of the raw dough into his mouth.
You tutted, taking the bowl away from him. “I don’t need you getting sick from eating that now–”
But your attempt at lecturing was silenced by a small puff of flour being slapped gently on your cheek; a white handprint now on it. “RUDE!”
Lilia was having a good old laugh, from either getting flour on you, the shocked expression on your face, or a combination of the two (knowing him, it was bound to be the last one). He was actually getting pink in the face because of it; was he even taking breaks from laughing to breathe???
“Ah, lighten up! Plus,” he paused and covered your hand in flour and gently slapped it on his cheek, “there, we match now.”
His magenta eyes were twinkling with mischief and you found yourself gently shaking your head and chuckling. Sighing, you picked up some flour with your hands and made it look like you were just going to cover the countertop with it, but you swerved, and slapped it into Lilia’s hair.
Lilia coughed, and rubbed at his eyes, trying to get the flour out of his eyes, but once he opened them again, you were gone. So we’re playing games now? But he just wheezed in delight and gave chase, a cup full of flour on hand so he could repay the favour. After all, since you both had matching handprints on your cheeks, you deserved to be bestowed some flour on your head.
“And here you were saying it was rude of me for that first move,” he called out into the dorm. They couldn’t have gotten far now.
He heard the curtains ruffle, and he floated over, not making a sound.
Peaking oh so carefully behind the curtains, he spotted you, silently giggling to yourself. And that’s when he made his move.
“Found you!~” And he sprinkled the flour over your head; much more gently than you did to him.
You groaned, knowing it would take a bit to get the flour out from everything… but the way Lilia floated overhead made it look like he was sprinkling snow… was he always this pretty? Even with him covered in flour, you still felt your heart flutter.
You mentally slapped your cheeks though, and got yourself up.
“Guess you did… but that was fun,” you chuckled, dusting yourself off to the best of your ability.
The moment though was ruined by your smoke alarm going off; it was a wonder that those even worked, but hey, at least they worked.
Rushing to the kitchen, you opened up the oven to have a mass of black smoke smelling of burnt food of some sort enveloping the both of you.
“What happened?!” You coughed out, trying to open up the windows and doors to let out the smoke.
Lilia grimaced, “Ah… perhaps I set the oven too high.”
And even though you had fun making the now coal-like cookies, perhaps store-bought would have been better…
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Tags; @afunkyfreshblog @eynnwwyjth @identity-theft-101 @ithseem @lucid-stories @ryker-writes @twistwonderlanddevotee @xxoomiii
#twst#twst x reader#twst x gender neutral reader#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland x gn reader#lilia vanrouge#lilia vanrouge x reader#lilia vanrouge x gn reader#just be happy the cookies burned and that you didn't have to eat them cuz he definitely messed with them when you ran#also enjoy getting flour out of the floorboards <3#how tf did i write this in under an hour???#cloudy!#cloudy do not trust this man's cooking PLEASE#lilia is a little shit and i love that for him
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I feel like Max needs a break from the Camp Campbell chaos every now and then just so he doesn't go completely insane.
#camp camp#camp camp fanart#camp camp max#camp camp david#camp camp neil#camp camp nikki#the smol angery floof#painting this one gave me a shockingly low amount of grief#like it went well#usually my pieces come out kicking and screaming but this one was actually rather nice to me which I appreciated#sorry to the nurf preston dolph and Gwen fans; I wanted to include them but had no space#they're off having a good time together with the platypus#please appreciate Nerris's glasses I don't know why or how but I feel like I cooked with them; please agree with me#also yes david is doing the 'how to talk to short people' squat#tumblr is definitely going to nerf (or should I say nurf lmao) the quality of this one but such is life on this hellsite
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I have a new favouritest guy and it's Ren
#I just know he saw meat cooking around a campfire and his brain immediately went into braai mode#cracking up over what I saw of BigB in this episode I definitely need to watch his pov next#rendog#He's singing House of the Rising Sun by The Animals if anyone was wondering#great song#wild life spoilers#life series spoilers#ldshadowlady#lizzie ldshadowlady#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#bigb#bigbst4tz2#life series smp#trafficblr#traffic smp#my posts#wild life smp#wild life#wild life smp spoilers
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with Luo Qingyang and Lou Binghe having the same last name I got start thinking of an au: like what if lbh was her little brother
tho what's funnier lbh in the mdzs universe or that means tlj is lou qingyangs dad in that au
I wanted to give this a genuine answer but I kept getting distracted by Lou Binghe...so...yeah.
#poorly drawn svsss#svsss#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#modern au#homestuck#ask#More of a warning tag than an organization tag. Even though this is not my first homestuck crossover. Or my last.#Do *not* ask me to justify why modern au svsss translated into 'homestuck casual cosplayer LBH'. I don't know. I don't know!!!#It was 2am and my brain is completely cooked! It just kept happening bro!#I do think modern AU LBH would absolutely be a causal cosplayer by the way. Maybe not homestuck. Probably an anime.#I will take suggestions and the best one (very loose definition of best) I will draw. Or do another poll to then draw.#This is your call to action (the one reading this <3)#Shen (shawn) Yuan absolutely has 'I read homestuck since it's days on the mspa forums' energy. He would have been in deep.#Shang Quinghua can also have a little 'After finishing the series he became a clown gender e-boy'. As a treat.#Ok I got it out of my system. I can answer the ask properly now.#LBH would have been so much more normal if he had mianmian as a role model.#“if it sucks - hit the bricks. Do not succumb to the sunk cost fallacy” is a motto LBH really needed to hear.#Both of them do start from the bottom and seek a rise to the top - only to take a step back and realize it isn't the most important thing.#So it is a kind of neat parallel!
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