#Dedede needs a cup of coffee

[glazedcroissant]

they aren't morning people

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Weird and Worrying Questions with Galeem

Joker: Is it possible to drop your teeth’s temperature so they shatter from drinking a cup of coffee?

Galeem: Thank you for my new recurring nightmare.

Dr. Mario: A toxin blocks the ability of the nephron tubule reabsorption but does not affect filtration. What are the possible short-term effects of this toxin?

Galeem: “Doctor, the patient is losing consciousness! We need a decision!” “Hang on, I want to get my murderer to weigh in.”

Dedede: Would dumping anti-matter into a reactor that was melting down stop the meltdown?

Galeem: Dedede, in recognition of your nuclear response efforts, I award you the “For God’s sake, what were you thinking?!” award.

Lucas: Can you cry so much you get dehydrated?

Galeem: ...Lucas, is everything okay? Ridley: How many houses catch fire every year and what would be the best way to increase that amount by fifteen percent?

(Beat, as the other askers stare at him in horror.)

Galeem: ... *ducks under table and dials phone number* Hello, police? See, I’m doing this thing where people ask questions...

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"You should have seen them!" Magolor clasped his hands together, eyes growing distant with an unmistakable glow of fondness and pride. "Despite years and years of being under rubble, they stood against the test of time. That's Ancient craftmanship for you."

Underneath the mask, Meta Knight couldn't help but smile. It reminded him of countless rantings by his own Halberd's captain, Vul. The staunch passion and love both felt for their crafts was endearing. Though, he had a feeling that if either of them met and started talking about either ship, they'd be at each other's throats in seconds.

Magolor wouldn't be able to help himself needle at Vul's pride and joy, and Vul wouldn't help himself but fight for the ship's honour.

Meta Knight lifted his mask slightly to take a sip of the cup of coffee in his hands.

"Of course it took me years to really restore them to their true majesty but..." the wizard's eyes softened in a way that Meta Knight was sure was only reserved specifically for the Lor Starcutter. "Well...you saw them for yourself." Magolor's ears folded back as he laughed, scratching the back of his head.

Meta Knight nodded. He did. Alongside the others as well, back when Magolor had shown in true intentions for the Master Crown when they decided to help him defeat Landia. It felt so long ago now, but he could still remember their desperation as they fought in between dimensions to protect Popstar from his rule.

The Magolor now was a far cry from the one they met back then. Despite seeming like he was still planning something nefarious, it was mostly for shock value nowadays.

In truth, Magolor seemed content on Popstar, joining and helping them when he could. Travelling between dimensions occasionally, but Meta Knight could see that he found a place in their world.

He even created an entire amusement park for Kirby as a way to apologise, which Meta Knight and the others were dragged to despite their protests.

Well, his protests. He didn't think King Dedede or Bandana Dee ever needed much coaxing when it came to playing with Kirby.

"They're grand ship indeed," Meta Knight agreed in the silence. "Worthy of having the title of the ruler of the heavens."

"They are," Magolor sighs, before clapping his hands together. "But I don't think you came here to hear me ramble about them, are you, sir Knight?"

"Actually, I am."

Magolor blinked at the honesty of his answer, his ears perking up before folding back as his eyes shrunk in the slits. "Oh?"

Meta Knight said nothing, instead looking down at the nearly empty cup of coffee on his lap.

Magolor bided his time, letting him gather his thoughts or maybe his courage. The wizard reached out to a gem apple on a basket by his left, beginning to polish to absent-mindedly.

Meta Knight did want to hear more about the Lor Starcutter from him. That wasn't exactly a lie, but it wasn't exactly what he intended either. Besides Meta Knight himself, no one else had much information on the Ancients. Not that he was sure he could trust at least.

He sighs, putting the cup on the table in between them.

"I need your insight," Meta Knight finally admitted.

"Insight?"

Meta Knight gave a firm nod. "As well as your expertise."

Magolor's eyes grew a bit rounder, his ears leaned forward. He looked like he was considering him differently, as if staring at another facet of a gem apple, much like the one still in his hand.

"What are you planning, sir Knight?" Magolor mused, placing the gem apple back in the basket.

"I wish to be the strongest."

Magolor gave a tilt of his head, nodding as if he expected it. "And you think I can help you with that?"

"That depends," Meta Knight paused, as if for effect. He could tell Magolor appreciated that. "Tell me...have you ever heard of the Aeon Hero?"

[sugarskulldraws]

The Knight Who Refused to Rest ||metadede oneshot||

Currently he was in the kitchen of castle Dedede drinking his 4th cup of coffee in the past hour while seemingly staring through the coffee pot leaning against the counter for support.

Meta blinked a couple of times, once again starting to become aware of where he was. Once he has achieved that goal he and started the task of finishing off his heavily sweetened coffee and starting on a new cup. He would honestly gag at how sweet and how bitter it was if he was actually well rested and awake, be alas, he was not.

After about 20 minutes of standing around in the kitchen Meta Knight had decided to start the hard task of walking all the way back to his flat and finish the pile of paperwork that had been on his desk for a while. As soon as Meta had turned towards the door and started to slowly walk and stumble towards the door.

While slowly leaving the room Meta had bumped into something extremely soft and warm and had nearly fallen onto his bottom in a daze but had been caught by the thing he had run into on accident.

“M-my apologies”, Meta had said with a suppressed yawn in between his sentence.

The round knight looked up at his obstacle as well as his savior only to realize that it was Dedede with a slightly concerned look with a soft smile on his face.

“It’s alright Meta Knight,” Dedede said softly, “are you feeling alright though? You normally notice when I’m in a room.”, He added with concern, having noticed dull Metas’ usually bright Amber eyes were.

The round knight had flinched when he finally processed what the king had asked him.

“I-I’m fine, just a-a bit tired,” The orb obviously lied.

Dededes’ eyebrows raised and his mouth went into a flat line, one of the most sceptical and disappointed looks he had ever made.

“Meta, that’s a lie. We both know this,” the penguin had started while meta decided to avoid eye contact with the bird, “also, when was the last time you slept eh?” The king finally finished with his brows still raised and his paws on his hips.

“Uhh, I believe it was, around, four days ago,” he said with a slight slur and some uncertainty.

Meta had taken a minute to answer but when he did Dedede was extremely disappointed.

“By the stars meta,” Dedede mumbled to himself while leaning down to start to pick Meta Knight up.

“Up we go!” The king had said out loud once he picked meta up and held him in a hugging position.

Meta gave a weak hiss similar to that of a cat and started to feebly struggle out of his boyfriend's arms.

“P-Put me down!”, He barely shouted with a yawn that was forced back.

Dedede looked down at his small little boyfriend with a grin, “No can do mety! I gotta get you to bed.” The king added much to metas’ displeasure.

“I’m fine,” meta said with a yawn,” I dun need to sleep yet.” Meta added while starting to slur more audibility from his drowsiness with starting to snuggle into the king's fluff and robe.

“Uh huh, sure ya don’t.” Dedede replied with a fond smile and started to pet meta knight so he was more cozy.

“Mmmmmmmm” was all meta replied with while using all his energy not to pass out right then and there.

After a bit of walking around throughout the castle Dedede had made it to his bedroom with the drowsy knight still fighting sleep in his arms. The penguin opened the door and walked through, closing the door behind him. He walked towards the bed and set his little knight onto the bed. Once he had the barely conscious puffball sitting up comfortably he started to remove the armour and the mask from the orb's body.

While Dedede was getting the armour off Meta knight had jolted in realisation that he had been moved from the kitchen and that he was now missing some armour thanks to his boyfriend.

“Mmmmmmm,” Meta knight groaned in exhaustion.

Dedede had given a small start to the sudden noise from the knight but didn’t react or stop his goal of making Meta comfortable at all.

Once Meta had been put into one of Dedede’s old sweaters and the bird himself had changed into his pajamas the two (Dedede laying Meta under the covers) had gotten comfortable in the bed and were now snuggling together with Meta weakly gripping his paws on the blanket and Dedede giving Meta some pets in the spot between his bat wings.

After a little bit the two had eventually fell asleep snuggling.

The end <3

[moonamite]

Spilling  Memories

It was an ordinary day in the king’s castle, one warm afternoon, and the king’s secretary was going about his chores. He didn’t have to do them, nobody was making him do it. It was just something he’d grown used to doing as a part of his daily routine. Like something that was deeply rooted into his head, or something he knew by heart. He made his way to Meta Knight’s room, which was sparsely decorated. Surprisingly, Meta Knight was actually in his room, watching the television and looking very unamused. It was odd, since Meta Knight didn’t seem like the type of person to do such a thing. Maybe Dedede made him relax? That would make sense, since the king was always worrying about the knight and him overworking himself and never taking a break. That would also explain the sour look Meta Knight had. The snail made his way into the room, which was quiet except for the TV. The channel that was on featured a show of sorts, like one of those dramas. Meta Knight seemed unimpressed by it. Escargoon didn’t know if the knight was aware of his presence or not, but he continued with his doings. Right now, he was carrying a plate that held a cup of coffee on it. He knew Dedede didn’t want Meta Knight to be living off caffeine, but he probably wouldn’t mind if he just gave the knight one cup, right? The television droned on in the background, mostly drowned out by his own thoughts. But then he heard a line of dialogue that sounded all too familiar. He didn’t hear the context to it, but it caught his attention nonetheless. “...-ou’re gonna come with me, whether you like it or not!” In a flash, everything around him melted away like a dream, and he was back in the old castle, being dragged painfully by the wrist by his old king. He was tugging, trying to break free from the tyrant’s grip, but to no avail. Then came the crying and pleading. All he did was spill his tea, and for that, he was going to be punished. He knew where he was being taken, and he was begging not to go, crying out nearly a hundred apologies to an unforgiving monster. He was being taken to a place where he’d only ever been once before, and had prayed he would never go to again. The dungeons. A cold, dark and filthy place, the dungeons were a place built for prisoners. The king rarely used them for their intended purpose. Instead, he used them to punish anyone who displeased him, or in this case, for mildly inconveniencing him. Rats crawled just out of sight, no light shone through, and how the floor and walls were built from the same grey stone, it was built to drive people mad. The last time he was there, the king forgot about him and left him down there over night, and didn’t let him out until noon. Not that the king cared if he starved, because he could always just hire a new servant to replace him, and he was reminded of this every day. The king swung open the door that lead down to the dungeons, and carelessly threw the snail down the stairs, landing with a hard thud. The king laughed that unbearable laugh, and slammed the door shut, locking it with a sharp click. The mollusk rushed desperately up the stairs, his fear overpowering any physical pain he sustained from the fall. He banged and shook the door frantically, but it didn’t budge. Then, not even knowing why he bothered trying, he curled up into a miserable ball by the door and cried. His throat burned, and the little amount of salt in his own tears caused the same effect in his eyes. Occasionally he’d hear a noise from the darkness and cry harder, almost making himself vomit. It was moments like these where he wished he could drown in his own tears then shrivel up and become nothing, maybe then he’d finally be free... Suddenly, everything around him shook violently, like an earthquake, only for the vision to fade away as he came back to the real world. Meta Knight had held him by the shoulders and was lightly shaking him. Escargoon gasped as he finally completely emerged from his own memories. He whipped his head around wildly, only to realize that he was really back at the new castle, and that his old king was gone, and couldn’t hurt him. He looked down and realized he’d dropped the plate and the coffee, the shards scattered at his feet and liquid spilled over the floor. It took him longer to realize he was trembling like a leaf and sweating heavily, with tears stinging his eyes. “Are you ok?” The Knight asked. The snail opened his mouth, but nothing came out. He crossed his arms and held himself tight, as if worried he was still not all completely there. He took a shuddering breath and squeezed his eyes shut. “...Something on the TV must’ve triggered something in you.” Meta Knight realized. He gently grabbed the mollusks arm. “Come. You need to sit down.” He said, guiding him to a seat, sitting him down. “I’ll get you something to drink.” The knight said, leaving the room with a swoosh of his cape. The snail sat motionless. Thoughtless. The only sound in the room was the sound of his own shaky breaths. The knight eventually returned with water, and handed it to the mollusk. Suddenly, he began to cry again. This immediately got the knight’s attention. “What’s wrong?” He asked, concern in his voice. The snail stuttered for a few moments before choking out “I’m sorry.” The knight looked at him in confusion. “For what?” He asked. “F-for thi-is-” He sobbed, pointing to himself. He felt bad for inconveniencing Meta Knight with his episode, and was worried he’d been annoying him. “Escargoon. Look at me.” The Knight said sternly. The snail flinched, but did as he was told. When he looked up, Meta Knight had removed his mask, and was looking him directly in the eyes. “You did nothing wrong. That wasn’t your fault. And I am not mad at you. If anything, I should be the one apologizing to you for not being more aware.” He said genuinely. The snail whimpered, then continued crying. “You can cry if you need to.” Meta Knight assured him, pulling up a seat and sitting next to him. Maybe things would be ok after all.

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #799: Last Night's Loving (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

9:34 a.m. at Isle Defino's Patio.......

Luigi: (Giggles Ticklishly by Daisy Kisses While Sitting on her Lap)

Tifa: (Giggles Softly) Looks like someone's in a good mood this morning~

Cloud: What's the occasion?

Daisy: (Turns to Cloud and Tifa) Oh it's nothing too special~ Just the fact that Weegie and I had ourselves the best night ever last night!~

Dedede: (Raised an Eyebrow in Confusion While Eating his Breakfast) "Best night ever"? What y'all did that was so special?

Luigi: It's nothing too crazy. I asked Daisy to do a special kind of flavor for me last night and the rest of history. (Turns to Daisy with a Soft Smile) I can't thank you enough for that by the way, dear.

Daisy: (Smiles Back at Her Man) Sweetie, we talked about this~ You don't need to thank me for all that.

Luigi: I know, but.....I can't help it. I know it wasn't the first time we did this sort of thing, but I....(Suddenly Starts Blushing)....honestly had no idea you would be so GOOD at something like this, you know?

Dedede: (Pause from Eating) Wait. What now?

Daisy: (Giggles Softly) Seriously, Luigi~ You're giving me too much here~ I'm just happy you had yourself a good time.

Luigi: I did. And umm.....I.... wouldn't mind if we.....do...."it" again..... Y-You know! While we're still on vacation together and stuff! A-And only if you really want to, of course!

Dedede: "It"?

Daisy: (Giggles Softly) Babe, you know I wouldn't mind doing it again!~ (Whispers into Luigi's Ear in a Seductive Voice) All you gotta do is ask and I'll give you all the loving in the world~ (Kiss Luigi's Cheek)

Dedede: (Eyes Widened) "Loving!?"

Luigi: (Chuckles Lightly) Thanks, Daisy~

Tifa: (Gushes a Little on How Cute Their Fellow Couple Are Being Right Now) Aww~

Cloud: ('Sigh')

Dedede stares at the giggling couple while mentally trying to figure out what exactly they're talking about right now. Mostly with the "it" and "loving". It goes on for a couple of seconds until......

'Ding'

Dedede: (Immediately Got Up From his Seat) OH SHIT!! Ohh shit!! (Burst Out Laughing While Pointing at Luigi) HEHEHEHEHEH! AHH! NO! (Starts Walking Around the Back of the Patio) No! That is NOT happening right now!! NO! My boy Weegie got PEGGED last night!!! AHAHAHAHA!

Luigi: (Eyes Widened in Disbelief at Whole Scene Playing Out) I'm starting to regret speaking right now......

Daisy: (Hugs Luigi Supporting) It's okay, sweetie. Every laugh he makes will be how many times I kick his ass.

Luigi: ('Sigh') Daisy, no.

Daisy: Daisy, yes. You know I don't play when it comes to people making of fun of you.

Luigi: ('Sigh') I know. Just..... try going easy on him this time, okay?

Daisy: ('Sigh') I'll try....

Dedede: (Got Back to the Patio and Place his Hand on Luigi's Shoulder) Oho MAN! This is the best thing ever! Ahahaha!~ I mean....I never thought I would see the day! But CHRIST ON A STICK, I'M GLAD I DID! Cause I-

Daisy: (Immediately Slams her Hands at the Table While Growling Menacingly at Dedede)

Dedede: (Eyes Begins to Widened in Complete Fear) You know, on second thought.....(Gulps While Sitting Himself Down) I'll just shut my mouth up now.....

Daisy: Good choice......

Luigi: ('Sighs Heavily') Laughing aside, the majesty is right. Daisy and I had a pegging session last night. And....(Starts Blushing Again) I-I....really liked it a lot....I know it's really weird to say, but-

Tifa: (Gives Luigi a Reassuring Smile on her Face) Hey now. There is absolutely nothing wrong with liking something like that, Luigi.

Cloud: Tifa's right. And besides, truth be told, I.....like that kind of thing too.....

Luigi/Daisy: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) You WHAAAAAT!?

Cloud: ('Sigh') Yeah. You heard me. I like getting pegged too.

Tifa: (Happily Hugs Cloud Next to Her) By yours truly, of course!~

Dedede: (Tries Containing Himself From Laughing Again (With Very Little Prevail)) C-Cloudy Boy too....Pffffttt HA-

Tifa: (Immediately Gets Up From her Seat and Slams the Table While Giving Dedede a Dark, Menacing Glare) ........................................

Dedede: (Eyes Widened in Fear Again) I-I don't think that was all that funny. (Clears His Throat While Turning Away the Gang) Not in the slightest.....

Tifa: (Sighs While Seating Back Down) Thank you, your majesty. But yes. (Smiles Back at Luigi and Daisy) Cloud and I have pegging sessions of our own too.

Cloud: It all started back when we were in Hollow Baston. We came by from a date night and Tifa suggested we should do something special for rest of the night. So we started the whole pegging session and......(Smiles a Little While Blushing) it was nice.

Luigi/Daisy: Awwwwwwwww!~

Cloud: Eyes Widened Once He Realized Luigi and Daisy Are Gushing Over Him) B-But umm....('Clears Throat') Like we said before, there's nothing wrong with liking this sort of stuff, Luigi. I promise.

Samus: (Made Her Way to the Table While Caring a Cup of Coffee) Morning, losers. (Sips on the Cup of Coffee) What you're talking about this time?

Daisy: (Turns to Samus) Morning, Sammy. We were talking the pegging session Weegie and I had together last night. (Points at Dedede) That was until Sir Laughing-ton over here started laughing once he figured it all out.

Dedede: Hey! It ain't my fault it was fun-

Daisy, Cloud, and Tifa immediately glares back at Dedede in silence.

Dedede: (Eyes Widened in Fear Yet Again Before Quickly and Nervously Sipping on his Cup of Orange Juice)

Samus: Pegging Session, huh? Yeah, I experienced one of those before.

Luigi/Daisy: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) You DID!!!?

Samus: Yeah. It all happened after the date night Chun-Li and I had together a week or two ago. We thought about doing the it back at her place, since Fox was looking after her daughter back at the mansion. And....the rest was history.

Daisy: Wait. So does that mean you was really actually the-

Samus: Pegg-y? Yeah I was. It was pretty fun for most part. (Suddenly Starts Blushing While Thinking About Her Girlfriend) Mostly....cause Chun-Li was......really good at the whole thing, but um....('Clears Throat') I digress.

Daisy: (Turns to Luigi) You see that, Luigi? If Samus and Cloud are into this sort of thing, then there's no reason for you to be embarrassed.

Samus: Daisy's right, Weeg. (Gently Ruffles the Top of Luigi's Hair) There's no shame in liking that kind of kink, you know?

Cloud/Tifa: (Nodded in Agreement)

Luigi: Yeah.....(Slowly Starts to Smile Softly) Yeah. You guys are rig-

Dedede: AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Everyone turn their heads to the laughing King Dedede in silence with a hint of irritation.

Dedede: (Tries Calming Himself Down While Wiping Off a Single Tear From his Eyes) Sorry..... about all of that y'all...... I-It's just...... Never in ALL MY LIFE I would imagine that Samus Aran, the Fearless Bounty Hunter of all the Galaxy, would be a Peg-yhehehehehehe!~ (Continues Laughing Out Loud)

Samus: (Takes a Long, Deep Breath) Alright. (Gets Up From her Seat and Made Her Way to the Laughing King)

Few Seconds Later..............

Dedede: AHHHHHHHH! (Gets Thrown into the Pool like Fountain by Samus)

'SPLASH'

Dedede: (Immediately Rises Up From the Bottom of the Foundation and Flap his Arms Up and Down in Fear) AHH! ('Pants') I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL OF Y'ALL! ('Pants') WHY YOU GOTTA DO ME LIKE THAT!? ('Pants') Y'ALL KNOW I CAN'T SWIM!!! ('Pants'). HELP ME UP ALREADY!!!

Samus: (Sighs in a Satisfied Manner While Watching Dedede Face his Punishment) Don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling much better now.

Tifa: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Yeah.

Cloud: Same.

Daisy: (Smiles Brightly) I'm golden already!

Luigi: I agree. (Quickly Turns to the Gang With a Bit of a Worried Look on his Face) B-But....We're not ......seriously going to leave him out there, are we?

Daisy: (Wrapped her Arm Around Luigi's Shoulder) No worries, babe. We're not that cruel. Let's wait till his twenty seconds are up to help him, 'kay?

Luigi: Alright.

Dedede: COME ON, MANNNNNN!!!!

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[torsena123]

your taransusie hcs are very good and i love the ship!! im nervous to ask but do you have more hcs,,?

YES! Also, no need to be nervous about that, I won’t bite.

Actually, its more of possible settings for a fanfiction if that makes sense?

I imagine them having the dynamic of part time rivals, full time dense best friends.

So, you’ve heard of coffee shop AUs? Tea shop AUs? I basically smashed them together into one volatile mix.

I have a hc that Taranza enjoys tea while Susie enjoys coffee and you can see where this is going.

They both agree to make their own cafe(with Magolor’s gem apples),

Taranza brews his own tea with the freshest tea leaves

Susie brews coffee with the most advanced coffee machines

The problem? They can’t really decide on a signature drink

This led to some... arguments here and there about the quality of their drinks and which one was better. They thought that having 2 signature drinks kind of defeated its purpose as something iconic. So, they decided to host a brew contest to see which drink deserves to take its place as the signature drink.

The judges? Kirby, Magolor(his money is on the line here), King Dedede, Bandana Dee and Meta Knight(although reluctant at first). Magolor tried to invite Marx but then remembered that he would drink sewage water and walk out satisfied. 

They start brewing their beverages. Taranza plucked the finest tea leaves from his garden and Susie had just received some high quality beans from a certain provider. Apparently, both of them are equally as skilled and have made fancy coffee and tea drinks(I was planning to research drinks for this adsfafsfasd).

A minty aroma filled the air, Taranza’s tea was first. The natural sweetness of the tea mixed in with the minty aftertaste made it pleasant on the lips. To top it off, the milk made the texture creamy without overshadowing the taste of the tea. It was a really good drink.

Although the reactions of the judges assured Taranza he was the winner, Susie’s coffee was next and he knew she couldn’t be underestimated. He was right. Susie’s coffee was light, fluffy and most definitely addicting. 

The judges were stumped. They couldn’t possibly choose between a refreshing cup of Taranza’s tea and a sweet cup of Susie’s coffee.

The drama was... confusing for the judges. Why don’t they just make their own cafes, these drinks were proof enough that both of them could definitely succeed.

When faced with such a suggestion, both Taranza and Susie were unreluctant. Both said that it would be harder to set up, hire, and set up the place; 2 heads were better than one after all. 

Magolor had a suspicion and leaned to Taranza and whispered

“You want to be in this together, don’t you?”

The poor arachnid’s face turned into a red hue. He panicked and flailed around, trying to reassure the halcandrian that it wasn’t what he thought it was. His attitude attracted the attention of the others(primarily Kirby, King Dedede and Bandana Dee) all with smug smiles.

“Oh, I see how it is,” King Dedede said with a tone

“That’s good for you!” Kirby remarked, smiling at the spider

Meanwhile, Susie was busy talking with Meta Knight. Of course, they’re still far from friends but that didn’t stop Meta Knight from telling Susie the obvious. She could easily assemble all the stuff needed to make a cafe. Susie wanted to share this cafe with Taranza, he was sure of it. 

“I-I don’t know what you’re talking about,” she reacted, her makeup didn’t hide the blood from her face.

Bullseye.

Eventually, everyone calmed down and tried to think of a solution(ignoring the potential romance happening). In the end, they decided to just... mix tea and coffee. It was weird, sure, but that might make it stand out more. With their skills, it wasn’t impossible.

The cafe was built, Magolor got a 10% share on earnings. A cafe that both served the finest coffee, tea, and... coffee tea?

Tldr : I rambled about a fanfiction idea about taranza and susie sharing a cafe and barely touched on anon’s question

IM SO SORRY I RAMBLED WAY TOO LONG. It might not be the answer you were looking for. This is definitely NOT a headcanon, i am so sorry for that. Please send another ask if you need clear concise hcs because if I add anymore to this, the post will be unreadable.  AGAIN IM SO SORRY ANON ASADAFKJA

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #463: A Precious Hangover (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

8:05 a.m. at the Smash Mansion

Luigi: (Groans While Slowly Opening his Eyes from Slumber)........

Daisy: (Smiles Softly at Luigi while Laying Right Next to Him on their Bed) Morning, sweetie~

Luigi: Daisy?....I-Is that you?

Daisy: In the flesh, babe. (Gives Luigi a Soft, Loving Kiss on the Forehead) How are you feeling?

Luigi: Could've been a lot more better, honestly... (Sighs Heavily while using both of his hands to Rub his Forehead Lightly) What happened?

Daisy: You got yourself a little, teensy, bitsy thing I like to call a "Hangover".

Luigi: A Hangover?.....(Eyes Widened in Horror at the Thought of Remembering Something) Oh, God....I was drunk last night, wasn't I?

Daisy: (Gives Luigi a Soft, Relaxing Hug) 'Fraid so, babe....Our group of friends brought you back home and everything.

Luigi: Mama Mia.....I knew there was a reason for the massive headache.....How bad of a drunk was I?

Daisy: Well......You weren't too bad or anything.

Luigi: Wait. Really?

Daisy: Yeah. I mean, if you ask me....(Begins to Giggles Softly) You were a pretty cute drunk last night~

Luigi: "Cute Drunk"? ('Sigh') Okay, now I'm really confused. What exactly did I do last night?

Daisy: Nothing too crazy. All you really did was just stood in front of the stairs and sang your handsome heart out.

Luigi: Seriously?

Daisy: Yep. You were definitely off-key, but you still sang alright.....(Begins to Blush and Smile Lovingly) And you're songs were all sooooooo romantic by the way~

Luigi: So basically......(Eyes Widened a Little From the Memory of Last Night) I-I was singing some kind of love ballad to you?

Daisy: (Nodded Bashfully) Mmhmm~ Oh, I remember them all~ About how much you love me, how much you appreciate me, how much you wanna marry me~ ('Sighs Dreamingly') All that good stuff, sweetie~ (Gives Luigi a Loving Kiss on the Cheek)

Luigi: Aww~ Wait. (Starts Blushing a Little) I...didn't really try asking you in your hand in marriage, did I?

Daisy: Nah. You didn't went that far or anything.

Luigi: Oh.

Daisy: But honestly.....(Smiles Softly while Blushing) I wouldn't really mind if you did.

Luigi begins to smile back at Daisy and gives her a kiss on the cheek. When suddenly.......

???: Ugghh...........Damn...Is it morning already?

Luigi: (Immediately Begins to Recognize that Familiar Voice) Your majesty?

Dedede: (Starts Waking up on Daisy side of the Floor) In the flesh. (Starts Stretching a Little Before Turning to Luigi) How ya doing, boy?

Luigi: A little better I guess.

Daisy: Morning, De.

Dedede: Morning, girl. Taking care of your man?

Daisy: (Hugs Luigi's Arm) As always~

Luigi: Dedede, you guys were there once we got back to the mansion last night, right? Did I..... really sang my heart to Daisy and everything?

Dedede: Oh, for sure. (Chuckles Lightly) You love that girl even when you got yourself intoxicated and everything.

???: Tell me about it.......

Luigi: (Turns and See Two Very Familiar Faces Waking Up from his Side of the Floor) Cloud, Tifa. Is that really you?

Cloud: (Stretching a Little) Yep....

Tifa: (Turns to Luigi in a Bit of Worry) Are you feeling okay, Luigi?

Luigi: I am a little bit. What are you guys doing here, sleeping on the floor?

Dedede: We ask Daisy to crash here for the night to watch over you.

Luigi: (Eyes Widened in Genuinely Surprised) You guys....Did all of this for me?

Cloud: Well, yeah. I mean....This was the first time we seen you getting drunk, like....(Remembering About How Drunk Luigi Really Was Last Night) Holy shit....

Tifa: We wanted to make absolute sure you're going to be okay this morning. (Giggles a Little) Even if it means we had to sleep on the floor for the night.....

Luigi: (Heart Begins to Melt) You guys.....You shouldn't have. I can't even thank you enough for caring that much about me.

Dedede: (Laughs Wholeheartedly) Ah there's no need to thank us, boy! It's like I told you million times....We always got your back.

Daisy: (Gives Luigi a Determined Look on her Face while Hugging his Arm) That's goes double for me too, Weegie! I'll always be there for you no matter what.

Luigi: (Begins to Smiles Sincerely) I love you guys so much.

Daisy: (Heart Begins to Melt Once More) Luigi.......(Gives Luigi a Loving Kiss on the Cheek) ('Mwaaah')~

Tifa: (Smiles Softly at her Plumber Friend) We love you too, Luigi.

Cloud: (Nodded with a Small Smile)

???: A lot more than you can probably ever realize.

Luigi: (Turns to see Samus beside her and Daisy's Room Door) Samus?

Samus: (Holding a Cup in her Hand) In the flesh. Daisy let me crash on the couch after our time at the bar last night. How are you feeling, champ?

Luigi: (Chuckles Lightly) A lot better now that you guys are here. ('Sniff') ('Sniff') Wait.....Is that coffee?

Samus: Yep. (Making her way Towards the Bed) Thought I make it for you to help ease your little hangover. (Hands Luigi his Coffee) Hope you enjoy.

Luigi: (Smiles Brightly) I will. Thank you so much.

Samus: (Smiles Softly while Ruffling the top of Luigi's Hair) Anytime, bud. (Begins to Noticed Everyone Else was Staring at her) What?

Cloud: You just made coffee?

Samus: Uhh...Yeah. That what I just said. Why ask?

Dedede: Think you can make some coffee for us?

Samus: (Raised an Eyebrow) Seriously? You know you can try making one on your own, right?

Tifa: (Chuckles a Bit Awkwardly) True. But we kinda couldn't make them nearly as good as you can.....

Daisy: Please?

Samus: ('Sighs in Defeat') Fiiiiine.... I'll make you people some damn coffee. I was gonna make a another for myself anyways....

Dedede: Thanks, girl.

Tifa: You're the best!

Cloud: Yeah.

Daisy: We love you, Sammy!~

Samus: (Rolled her Eyes while Making her way Back to the Kitchen) Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

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*The Kirby-franchise characters are hanging out in their shared quarters doing their own thing. Kirby is on the floor, happily doodling with crayons. Meta Knight is quietly reading a book and enjoying a hot cup of coffee. Meanwhile, Dedede has been staring in the mirror for the last fifteen minutes.*

Dedede: … guys … tell me honestly, am I sexy?

Meta Knight: PFFFFFFFFFT!! *spit-takes his coffee*

Dedede: Gee, thanks. I was just asking a simple-

Meta Knight: PFFFFFFFFFT!! *continues spewing coffee everywhere*

Dedede: Okay! We get it! You don’t need to keep-

Meta Knight: PFFFFFFFFFT!! *is now spewing his own blood because he ran out of coffee*

Dedede: OKAY! GAWD! You don’t need to be such an asshole! *slams the door as he storms out of the room*

Meta Knight: PFFFFFFFFFT!! *finally faints due to blood loss*

Kirby: *covered in coffee and blood and possibly traumatized* P-p-poyo …? O__o