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Please more sleazy neighbor Graves
Your writing....I'm down on my knees....its like listening to West Coast x Havana ...♡!
Winters are coming so drink hot water after waking up to avoid bad throat
Love your works and that brain of yours....<3
Sleazy Graves who is the best (only) mechanic around and doesn't hesitate to use your financial status for his own awful selfish gain :((
Will stand uncomfortably close to you, flex his tummy whenever his dirty white shirt rides up and smirks so so nasty when he catches you staring at him :( Phil will definitely encourage you in that low, purring drawl to touch him, feel the tense, hard muscles twitching underneath his thick skin and a layer of fat, maybe you can chirp at him with that sweet voice of yours too♡
Also don't forget that it's so so cold outside! Winter is early and in full swing and oh would you look at that, it's so late already!! And snow is falling like crazy, not to mention the temperature makes his own balls freeze off, not to mwntion your precious, soft body! You should stay with him for the night, he'll keep you nice and cozy♡
#kin speaks#asks#interactions#thank you dear♡♡♡#cod x reader#cod mw x reader#sleazy neighbour!ghost#philip graves x reader#graves x reader#philip graves
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they have different ideas of bugs
more... doodles..... get out of my head!!! 😭😭
#tall neighbours you are so unreasonably hard to draw I swear I'm trying to save u from not being doodled#welcome home#wally darling#julie joyful#poppy partridge#eddie dear#whom i keep calling eddie dearest for some reason#frank frankly#barnaby b beagle#doodles!#welcome home arg#i miss them.... augh..... auhhhhh
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I truly wish I lived in a time and place where I could not give a single fuck about which Awful Person of the Year America dearest chose for president this election but alas, I cannot.
#you've sold my dear neighbour to p/u/t/i/n. and perhaps one day you'll sell me too.#but what's important is here and now. even if that now is looking very dire. we can't lose hope#us politics#us elections#file: politics
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...yknow I don't know how I haven't made this connection yet. But if these two were to meet, I think they'd probably get along. Or at least tolerate one another. Just two normal ass guys experiencing The Horrors(TM).
#angelo opens his mouth#eddie dear#welcome home eddie#wh eddie#tnmn milkman#tnmn#thats not my neighbour milkman#the milkman#milkman
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Hi! This might be a very niche but I was wondering if you could do a
Wally x reader, 🍑, consensual soul eating where he either fucks us during it, or it turns into a type of invisible/soul sex
(And if you didn't know: soul eating is where Wally eats with his eyes and feeds off of our emotions/energy, but it's like a kind of a weird sleep paralysis out of body experience for the person he's feeding off of, I've seen people also use the concept for kissing and more)
I'll show you
Wally Darling x Masc!Reader
Word count: 4,221 Reading time: ~16 mins
A/N: I hope this is what you wanted anon! I know it went a little off-request, but I hope you're still satisfied with it! Please let me know if you can!
Upon joining the neighbourhood, you were under the impression that you were the only one that would eat. Being the only human in a village of sentient puppets, the assumption made sense. In fact, the first time you say a puppet eat you were convinced it was some sort of joke set up by Barnaby to get you to embarrass yourself by asking questions. It wasn’t until said humorous puppet ask why you were staring at Sally so weirdly while she was eating that you realised that these puppets actually do eat.
You spent the next few weeks tallying up the number of times you saw each puppet eat. Well, you tried to at least, before you gave up. It became apparent pretty quickly that all of them ate on pretty much the same schedule as you, even if you didn’t see it happen. Sally would often tell you about how strict her diet is as a performer, Poppy offering you things she had baked, and Eddie talking about being a fool for skipping breakfast because he woke up late. Sufficient to say, the puppets ate, just like you did.
What struck you as strange though was that you had never seen Wally eat. Not once. He held food, stared at it, carried it around, yet he never seemed to eat it. Not even when Julie and Frank took the time to put a picnic together. He just held an apple in his hands the entire time, staring at it occasionally, but never eating it.
“It’s strange,” You mumble to yourself, breaking apart a chocolate bar and placing a square in your mouth. Your eyes are fixed on Wally, who’s currently engaged in conversation with Eddie and – once again – holding an apple that you know he isn’t going to eat.
“What’s strange, Kiddo?” Barnaby, one of your closest friends since joining the neighbourhood, asks. He’s standing next to you, doing nothing in particular.
“Hm? Oh, just the fact that I’ve never seen Wally eat. I mean, I’ve seen him holding food plenty of times, but I’ve never seen him eat it.” You don’t take your eyes off the smaller puppet – almost like you’re afraid that if you blink, the apple might disappear and you’ll seem crazy. You nearly spit out your chocolate when Barnaby next speaks.
“Yeah, that’s cuz he doesn’t eat,” he chuckles, placing a massive paw on your head and ruffling your hair, making a mess of it.
You push Barnaby’s hand off your head but don’t let go of it, knowing that he’ll put it straight back if you do. Staring at him in confusion, you wait for him to continue. When, after a few seconds, he stays silent, you know that you’re going to have to ask questions to get answers.
“He doesn’t eat? Like, at all?” You keep Barnaby’s arm in your grasp, looking up at him with a curiosity that needs to be satisfied.
“No, he eats,” Barnaby looks down at you, chuckling at the way you’re looking at him, “Just not like the rest of us, that’s all.”
“Not like the rest of us? What does that mean? How does he eat? Does he need to eat then? What would-“You don’t get to finish your barrage of questions as Barnaby uses his other hand to silence you, placing his massive paw right in your face. In much the same way that a cat would if you got too close.
“Slow down with the questions there, Kiddo!” Barnaby chuckles, holding his paw against your face for a second before removing it.
“I just-“ You’re once again interrupted by a paw to the face.
“Just tell me you’re done.” He slowly removes the paw from your face, as if expecting to have to silence you a third time.
“Ok, ok, I’m done. I’ll stop with the questions.” To say you’re disappointed is an understatement, you’re brimming with questions that you’re absolutely desperate to ask. It seems like Barnaby can tell.
“Why don’t you ask the man himself?” He gestures towards Wally, who’s still obliviously chattering away with Eddie, “You know he likes you, he wouldn’t say no if you asked politely.”
“You sure?”
“Yes, I’m sure. It’s Wally, he’s my best friend, I know him like the back of my paw,” Barnaby holds up his free paw, looking at the back of it proudly for a moment. That moment doesn’t last long, however, as he takes any opportunity he can to crack a joke, “Huh, never noticed that spot before.”
You can’t help but giggle at his antics, finally freeing his other hand as you do. He takes the opportunity to ruffle your hair again, just making more of a mess as you hadn’t had a chance to fix it last time.
“Off you go then.” Barnaby makes a shooing motion, pushing you lightly towards Wally. No plan, no time to come up with one, no help from the comedian, it’s all up to you. You aren’t even entirely sure what you’re supposed to do.
You find yourself stressing slightly as you approach Wally and Eddie. You hope that you can just slip into the conversation, and ask Eddie how his day has been. But you don’t get that chance, because just before you get there, Eddie says goodbye and walks away. Now it’s just you and Wally.
“Oh, hello neighbour,” Wally smiles up at you, his eyes droopy and half-lidded as always. He’s still holding that goddamn apple.
“Oh, uh, hi Wally, you, uh.” You find yourself attempting feebly to stumble your way through a complete sentence. Wally’s eyes don’t leave you for a second. He’s staring straight into your eyes, almost like he’s trying to stare straight into your soul.
“Are you ok neighbour?” He’s looking at you with that cat smile. It’s so relaxed and yet you feel so tense.
“Yeah, yeah, fine,” You mumble, reaching up to pick at your arms slightly, flaking off an old scab that you never gave time to heal, “Just wondering if you wanted to hang out tonight? Maybe I can come round yours and we can have dinner?” You can feel his eyes leave you as you ask this question, but the nerves keep a tight grip on your neck and you can’t find it in yourself to look at him to find out why.
“Sounds delightful, neighbour.” The apple is gone. You look down at him when he speaks and the apple is gone. He hasn’t dropped it or stuffed it in his pockets. It’s just gone.
“Right, right… I’ll come round at about… 7?”
“yes, 7,” Wally nods, smiling and waving at you, “I’ll see you later neighbour.”
You wave at him as he walks away, watching him walk over to Julie’s before knocking on the door and waiting for her to let him in. Once he disappears, you turn back to Barnaby, looking at him with a quizzical expression.
“What’s up, kid?” He chuckles, looking at you as you find your place back at his side.
“He… Did you see what he did what that apple?”
“No clue, I was more focused on how awkward you looked,” he chuckles, reaching out to ruffle your hair for a third time. You swat him away before you get a chance.
“Seriously, did you see anything? Anything at all? It can’t have just disappeared!” You sound exacerbated, desperate for answers.
“Maybe he ate it,” Barnaby chuckles, pulling his pipe out and placing it in his mouth.
“I thought you said-“
“You should ask him about it, you’ll have him all to yourself tonight.” He lets out a puff of swirling iridescent smoke. You know that you aren’t going to get any more answers out of him. He’s being belligerent on purpose, something you know that he’s grown to enjoy when talking to you. Said it’s something about how you look funny when you’re frustrated.
Instead of trying – and ultimately failing – to wrangle more information out of Barnaby, you decide to head home. It’s not a long walk, but it gives you time to think. The main question on your mind for the next few hours is how you’re going to bring up the topic of how he eats.
You’re so consumed by the question that you don’t even realise how quickly the time passes. Before you know it, it's 6:30 and getting kinda dark outside. You know if you don’t get ready now, you’ll be late and it’ll be dark by the time you get there.
You choose to put on a nice pair of black trousers and a colourful cardigan – something you think Wally might like. You also gather up some simple snacks, the kind of things you’d want someone to bring to yours if they were going to come over. Once you’re sure that you’ve gathered everything you think you’re going to need, you set out towards Home.
Wally is opening the door before you even knock on it, wearing something much more comfortable than his usual outfit. His hair is down and he’s wearing a light pink robe that he seems to have purposefully pulled off his shoulders.
“Neighbour, you’re early,” He smiles up at you, eyes half-lidded as he holds a hand out, “Come in, please.”
“O-Oh, ok!” You shift the bag you were holding so that you can take his hand, allowing him to pull you into the house. His hand is surprisingly warm in yours, soft against your palm and small enough that you could crush it with ease if you wanted to.
“What would you like to do, neighbour?” He stops and looks up at you once he’s brought you to his living room. The main light has been turned off and replaced by the presence of a lamp. There are already a few different snacks laid out on the coffee table – you notice that he’s got your favourite. You aren’t sure if he got it on purpose or if he just already had it, maybe you can be nosy and ask Howdy when he brought it later on.
“I don’t mind…” You mumble, realising you hadn’t prepared for anything other than asking Wally how he ate.
“Would you like to make something? Maybe we can paint together,” He’s still holding your hand while he speaks, “Or we could just talk?” He’s looking up at you with something in his eyes that you can’t quite put your finger on.
“Talking sounds nice.” You smile, sitting uncomfortably on his sofa. The sofa itself is quite comfortable, but you perch yourself on the edge.
Wally doesn’t say anything, instead just coming to sit next to you. He presses himself against you, his head resting on your shoulder to the best of his ability.
“Wally, can I ask you a question?” It feels far too serious to say that, but you also feel like you might implode if you just outright ask the question that’s been on your mind for so long.
“Of course, neighbour.” He slimes up at you, moving to intertwine his hand with yours.
“I’ve noticed that you uh… I don’t… I haven’t…” You look down at his hand, and the way it holds yours, fits so perfectly has you struggling to speak, “ You… How do you eat?” Eventually, you manage to just spit it out and ask him. He doesn’t react like you would expect him to. You expected him to look up at you with that lazy, half-lidded gaze that he always had. Instead, he jumps in his seat slightly and continues to stare straight forwards.
“Well, neighbour, it’s hard to explain,” He chuckles lightly, finally moving to look up at you. His pupils are restricted, small and not looking into your own but rather focusing on your lips, “ It would be easier to show you.”
“Show me then.” You know you sound way too excited, it's probably a little off-putting.
“You have to promise not to… React badly, neighbour,” He mumbles, letting go of your hand and shuffling away from you.
“I promise.” You have to force your voice out, feeling the excitement bubble up inside you.
“Stay still.” Wally stands up, moving until he’s in front of you and can rest his hands on your thighs, just above your knees.
“O… Ok?” The excitement subsides, confusion taking its place. His hands move slightly, shifting up to rest about midway up your thighs.
Before you get a chance to ask a question, Wally is climbing into your lap and situating himself until he’s pressed as close to you as he can get. You try and ignore the way that he’s sitting directly over your crotch, or how his hands are now resting on your chest.
“Open your eyes for me,” His hands come up to cup your face, holding your head still with a surprising amount of strength, “Don’t move.”
“Wally I don’t understand why this is necessary-“
“I’m going to show you how I eat, stay still and open your eyes.” His fingers dig into your cheeks, almost painfully holding you in place. You just close your mouth and nod as best you can, deciding that you don’t want to face whatever emotion Wally was just feeling.
His pupils blow wide, almost completely consuming his eyes. You can barely see the whites of his eyes in just the corners. It’s almost scary as he stares into your own.
Suddenly, something starts to envelop your mind. A fogginess that you can’t seem to shake off no matter how much you try. Wally continues to stare into your eyes, his own almost completely black and entirely unmoving. The fog begins to numb your limps, starting in your lower legs and tingling as it leaks into your thighs. Pins and needles seep into your fingertips, crawling up your arms in a warm sensation that leaves you unable to feel anything. You try to speak, but you can’t even open your mouth. Your lips are sealed shut, leaving you unable to do anything but let out a soft whimper.
“Don’t worry,” Wally speaks, hands moving to rest on your shoulders. You don’t move your head – you can’t move your head. “This is supposed to happen.”
You try and open your mouth again, attempting to ask him what this is. Yet, no matter how hard you try, you can’t get your jaw to move. The only thing you can do is whimper pathetically, unsure of what he wants from you.
Soon enough, you realise that you can’t move your eyes either. Unlike when you experience sleep paralysis, you can’t move your eyes at all. The only thing you can focus on is Wally’s charcoal eyes, blown so wide that you feel like you’re going to fall in.
“Just relax, you wanted to see how I eat, didn’t you?” Wally shifts forwards slightly, pressing himself further against you, managing to lightly grind himself on you, “ If you want me to stop, all you have to do is close your eyes.”
With those words, you realise you can move your eyelids. While your vision is focused on those deep pools of black in front of you, your eyelids begin to twitch and flicker. You don’t feel the need to blink, your eyes aren’t dry or irritated. And, despite the fear of being unable to move… You can feel something in your mind telling you to let this continue.
“Good… Please relax neighbour, I promise this won’t hurt.” You can barely see that he’s smiling as he speaks. His hands move to run over your chest, splaying his hands out over the top of your shirt, wrinkling the material slightly and causing it to lift slightly and show your lower stomach.
A sense of pleasure starts to take over, the pins and needles like tingling becoming a warm, dripping sensation. It starts in your fingertips, slowly trickling upwards, moving like honey in thick, sticky rivulets. The feeling leaks into your chest, pooling warmth right above your heart that’s spread further and further with every beat, being spread through your veins. Soon enough, your entire body is enveloped with the tingling euphoria.
“I’m sure you’ve figured it out by now, neighbour,” Wally mumbles, his usual, sleepy voice breaking you out of your focus, “You always were smart…”
You whimper in response to his statement. You hadn’t figured it out, you hadn’t figured anything out. All you know is that you feel amazing and that you can feel Wally’s ass pressing against your slowly hardening cock.
“You haven’t?” He seems surprised to ask this question, almost as if he really did think you understand what’s going on, “Should I explain then, neighbour?”
You let out another soft whimper, no longer caring about what’s happening. You’re losing yourself to the sensations, to the way his soft body feels pressed against yours.
“I eat with my eyes,” He starts, still staring deeply into your own, “But I can’t just eat food, it’s not enough… I need something more substantial, something bigger… Which is where you come in. I just need to take a little from you, some energy, I guess you could say.”
There’s nothing you can do as Wally continues to stare into your eyes, still smiling slightly, eyes still blown so incredibly wide. You wouldn’t stop him even if you could. You have plenty of energy to share if he was telling the truth about that. It doesn’t matter really, the feeling of warmth throughout your body and your slowly growing erection made you desperate for more.
“It seems you’re enjoying this neighbour… Maybe I should give you a little something in return.” Wally seems to be thinking out loud, wondering about what he should do for you.
It doesn’t take a second for him to begin slowly rocking his hips. His ass is pressed against your cock, slowly grinding into it, causing your erection to grow more and more with each passing second. The way he rocks his hips causes you to groan, eyelids flickering slightly but never once blocking Wally’s view of your eyes.
The puppet's hands trail downwards, eventually reaching your lower stomach. Slowly, he inches one hand under your shirt, touching your skin in soft, barely-there circles that cause your muscles to twitch involuntarily. He pauses his movements when he feels your muscles quiver under his fingers, seemingly cherishing the movements before continuing his ministrations. Wally manages to get your muscles to tremble again, many times.
The hand that isn’t under your shirt moves down to your belt buckle, undoing it with practised ease and quickly pulling it from your belt loops. Wally tosses it over his shoulder, letting it clatter to the floor somewhere behind him that you can’t see. His eyes never leave yours, not once.
Next thing you know, the puppet is popping your trouser button open with one hand, unzipping the zip as well. You groan again, only this time it’s out of disappointment, as Wally has shifted backwards and off you’re your painfully hard cock so he can shuffle your trousers down. The fabric bunches up around your mid-thighs, giving Wally space to sit on your crotch again, now only with your boxers in the way.
You want to buck your hips upwards, thrust yourself into his small body, and maybe even get the chance to hold him down and fuck him. But you still can’t move, so everything is left up to Wally. He knows this. You know he knows you know.
He removes his hand from underneath your shirt, shifting his small body backwards to leave your thinly veiled cock exposed to him again. He places one of his hands over you, palming you softly through your boxers, applying just enough pressure to make you feel something so delicious that you want more. It’s not long before he’s pulling your boxers down, freeing your cock and allowing it to spring up and hit the stomach of your shirt. It leaves a small, dark patch where you’re already leaking precum.
Wally begins to focus on undoing his trousers now, popping the button and somehow managing to pull them off within seconds – all without breaking eye contact. He gets his boxers off as well, throwing them somewhere behind him, probably letting them join your previously discarded belt.
Despite being unable to move your body yourself, your lips part seamlessly when two of Wally's fingers press against them. It allows him to slide the digits inside your mouth, pressing the pads of his fingers into your tongue. You can feel you're saliva coating his fingers, making them slick. You want to curl your tongue up and against him, wrap it around the fingers in your mouth, allowing you to suck on them lightly.
Slowly, Wally pulls his fingers from your mouth. Thin strands of your saliva connect your lips to his fingers, glistening in the light and drawing your attention for just a moment - even if you can only see them in your peripherals.
You aren't entirely sure what he's going to do with his now slick fingers until he reaches backwards. Wally's hands slip behind him, begging to slowly tease and dip into his tight hole. You can just about feel the way his hips shudder as he begins to finger himself, slipping both of his now-slicked fingers into his ass.
Your cock twitches as he lets out a soft moan, hips bucking backwards a little. He's fucking himself on his fingers, thighs starting to tremble slightly as he continues. The way he moves makes you want nothing more than to have him, the feeling is a burning lust in your chest that drives you mad.
Eventually, Wally stops pleasuring himself and pulls his fingers out, moving his previously busy hand round to his front. You think he's going to touch you, until he begins to stroke his cock in long, languid movements. The fact that he isn't touching you is driving you crazy, your cock is aching and you're desperate for his touch, but he won't give it to you.
Until, that is, Wally shifts slightly forwards. He uses the hand that isn't stroking his cock to lightly grip yours, lining it up with his tight hole. You can feel your leaking cock press against him, meeting a small amount of resistance as he begins to lower himself down onto you. You can feel yourself sliding in slowly, your saliva making it easy for him to push himself down.
Wally bounces gently as he pushes himself down further, pulling up slightly to be able to slip more of you inside of him. After a few soft, subtle bounces, he reaches your base, leaving you fully hilted inside him.
The combination of the thick, honey-like pleasure and the tightness of Wally's tight hole around your cock has your mind beginning to fog. You know you aren't going to last long, not like this. Especially as the head of your cock presses into his soft, gummy walls. Wally's surprisingly warm body squeezes around you, tightening more than you thought it could.
Slowly, he begins to rock his hips again. The soft rocking progresses into a bouncing motion, causing Wally's soft inner to glide along your cock, sending waves of pleasure through your body.
The pleasure starts to overwhelm you. Everything that's happening is getting too much, the thick, tingling pleasure, the rolling waves of euphoria, it's pushing you towards climax. You're desperate to orgasm, to finish and fill the small puppet sitting in front of you.
Soon, the growing, building pleasure becomes too much. Your orgasm comes crashing over you, muscles twitching, your mind flooding with pleasure. You can feel yourself cum, waves of complete euphoria rolling over you as you.
Wally doesn't stop bouncing as you reach your peak, seeking his finish. The sensation of his soft walls becomes too much, overstimulating your now sensitive cock. You can feel your eyes tearing up, although you don't dare to blink. He clamps around you, body stilling and thighs trembling as he orgasms. Hot, sticky ropes of cum shoot out and ruin not only your shirt but also his cardigan.
A few seconds pass, Wally practically panting, before he finally breaks eye contact. Immediately you feel as if there is nothing left of you. Your eyes are sore and your body is tired from what just occurred - but your mind is also foggy.
Wally doesn't bother speaking or even getting up, instead just leaning forwards and cuddling into you. His head nuzzles into your neck, cock still hilted inside of him. You don't want to move either, still enjoying the feeling of him. So instead, you opt to wrap your arms around the puppet and hold him close, almost immediately falling asleep.
#fanfic#fanfiction#x reader#nsft fanfic#playfellowxxx#male x male#no use of y/n#wally calls reader “neighbour”#human reader#mentioned sally starlet#mentioned eddie dear#mentioned poppy partridge#barnaby b beagle#soul eating
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In honour of this inexplicably popular stupid little comic
Hey guys where tf did you all come from. It's weird for me to get over 100 notes on a post usually??
And that's like over two times that!
Y'all know what you did
Smh my head, man. But really to the people who apologised, it's fine hahaha I've decided it's funny that no-one can ready my writing. I'm doubling down. I'm gonna KEEP writing comics with my awful handwriting rather than the perfectly good font I made of my handwriting but neater specifically for comics years ago, and there's nothing you can do to stop me /lh
Also bonus sketch I've been studying a wee accounting course lately in the hopes of actually getting one of those normal jobs that pays you money that I've heard so much about, so new Elvi lore: they always get roped in as the money man whenever Julie plays businesses.
#innisart#welcome home#eddie dear#Elvi Øya#maybe Howdy runs his numbers by them sometimes too#How do you book keep for a shop that runs on gaffs?#That's not an objective and provable value!#He and Howdy would get into arguments over the depreciation of wares and the objective value of different neighbours' payments /j#as for eddie#he would think such words VERY unprofessional!#a postman on the job does not simply throw obscenities around!!!#'929 is over two times 100' says the training accountant
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YOURE SWEDISH?
Oj nej! Din gissning var inte långt borta från realitet: jag är finsk! Vi har "å" i våra tangentbord också :3
At least I'm assuming that's why you asked! ^^'
#so no im not swedish but finnish!#not far off! sweden is our dear neighbour :) also our rivals in all matters sports and culture but in any case#asks#anon#anonymous#anonymous asks
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what's a normal amount to vacuum your house including moving furniture so that you can vacuum behind it
this is specifically about vacuuming behind and under furniture that requires you to drag it around. not just like, regular vacuuming of the clear patch of floor in the middle of the room. assume no pets because they're not allowed in this building 👍
#why do they vacuum so much oh my god it's so LOUD#why are you moving furniture this often#i know my floors are thin because i can hear my neighbour snoring#(dear god he needs some medical intervention it's horrendously loud)#but even so this is an excessive amount of furniture moving#polls
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Saw "Schmähbrief" in the werewolf article header and my hungry brain went "Schmarrn??" and I had to remind myself that no one is going to get accused of being a werewolf over how they scramble their pancakes. That really would be a Schmarrenbrief XD
For a moment, I wondered what Schmarrn had to do with being hungry- because I constantly use it in the context of its colloquial definition: "nonsense"
Was für ein Schmarrn, that I completely forgot about the beauty that is Kaiserschmarrn. May we both get to have some soon, and hope we don't get accused of having a wolfish nature due to it...
That being said, I've found something rather curious today. I think it may be about you.
The accusations have already begun... A Schmarrenbrief.
#those werewolf fearing Germans found you out...#okay all that aside- I realise my handwriting is uh... difficult to read#so I'll offer a translation:#Be warned dear fellow citizens; in our midst is a beast! It steals your flour; your Milk; your Butter and eggs!#In the discreet form of a wolf it lurks in the forest; in our alleys; pretends to be innocent.#But in the middle of the night it sneaks into your chicken coop; your kitchen; takes your ingredients with greedy claws!#To produce something truly satanic- Schmarrn!#The fear inducing creature is no other than the dauntless daffodil; it is true; your neighbour is a werewolf!#(the little arrow says “the perpetrator”)#rätposting#ask by:#a-dauntless-daffodil
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for some reason you have to be 23 to get a tooth implant so i NEEEEEEEEDDDD this one tooth to hold out for a year and a month. but on the other hand i kinda want it out of my mouth. but am i brave enough (hashtag girl) to live with a very visibly missing tooth. is the question.
#tmi if tooth or body stuff freaks you out but the reason i have that tooth there is because it was stuck in my gums#and i was still freaking it with my babytooth but also there was this experimental surgery that would be free#if i did it before i turned 16#where they basically pulled the baby tooth excavated the tooth from my gums then took the roots out (? is that how u say that?)#and then see if it fuzed with my jaw bone or not. Dear Reader It Has Not.#its literally hanging on by the grace of god and also my gum alone#which is like reasonably enough it would not be that big of a deal if my tooth hadn't started eating itself from the inside out#like ok i get that this is all very gross stuff but listen i live with this and i genuinely am wondering if i should just get it pulled#cause there is like. a hole in my tooth. like from the top. and the top ridge of said tooth is fully exposed on the outside#(its also understandably quite wobbly btw)#and anyway its just nasty cause stuff gets stuck and also the teeth neighbouring it hurt sometimes bc the gum's pulled back#and its a bit yellow and super visible in my smile and like i could just get it pulled.#and then i'd have to tough it out for a year and however long it'd take me to finance the replacement. or i'd grow not to mind it#and keep it like that forever.#IDK. im just getting tired of it and all this is brought on by the simple fact that i think a bit of broken tooth is stuck in the gap#(doesnt hurt obv bc its DENERVED thats the word in english its denerved but it is like annoying)
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404 sanity not found
#i don't even wanna know what my neighbours are thinking the way that i've been screaming#ali watches#kiseki: dear to me#kiseki dear to me#kdtm
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watching england v serbia like "i just hope both teams lose"
#dont even try me om not in the mood#not to fear the most boring game so far incoming#euros#euro 2024#sid posts#sid text#see i would root for dear neighbours serbia however they were too happy when spain beat us#so today im petty
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It's already New Year in Ukraine!
I'm surprised that I survived this year, and I'm glad that I DID survive this year, because oh em gee I almost died because of a fever several times
Happy New Year! I love you all
#tbh 2023 is my worst year of life#i fr isolated myself from everyone for like 4 months#also my 2 dear cats died because MY NEIGHBOURS killed them#happy new year anyways!#shitpost
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Do you ever remind yourself an old discord drama that lead an artist to nuke their whole account
and think to yourself 'wow, it really was a nonsense and a nonissue' the hell
#carpet talks#they were like 18 at the time. quite popular on youtube. and had their own quite big discord server?#iirc it was like: the neighbour's flat burnt down so everyone had to evacuate#and a friend of the artist wrote on the discord about it and that the artist is safe and whatnot and they didn't lose anything#but i guess by accident they didn't focus on the actual victim which was the neighbour#which somehow made the discord believe that the artist is a huge egoist#the 18yo artist broke down and was just so done with the whole bull and their own craft they deleted all their videos on yt#anyways dear artists don't make discord servers for your fans where you'd chat with your community#it usually leads to nonsense drama. not worth it
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i can hear somebody in the apartment next to mine play pokemon black/white and that's how i know i'm in the good place
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in my "i only write fics if i've been brainrotting the idea for months" era
#i have literally only finished my mick fic and thats because i started brainrotting for it FOREVER ago#and at the time#i wasnt even a mick girlie#but neighbour mick is so near and dear to me#ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ talk
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