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fingertipsmp3 · 3 days ago

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Had a dream that this woman I vaguely know (I used to help her husband with spelling and reading and stuff before he turned to a life of crime) randomly had a vendetta against me and I told my mum and she was like “okay you need to either learn martial arts or leave the country”

#life of crime is maybe a bit dramatic. but it’s also true #he and his three brothers are like the definition of small town disorganised crime #they steal from skips; none of them has ever taken a driving test or insured a vehicle in their lives and yet they drive all over the place #conducting vague business; all of them left school at like 13 to be ‘homeschooled’ (read: do crime)#their dad has been in prison for basically like the past 20 years and i don’t know why #their grandma used to steal from charity shops #one of them either builds roofs or tears them down or something. idk #but yeah. basically this guy’s wife is damn near the size of me and also looks like she actually knows how to fight #i would actually fucking die #they’d become couriers and basically all of them pulled up in a van to deliver something to me and stare me down #and i was like okay this is not a good sign #basically what it is is like… generally i think they’re harmless. as far as i know all their crimes are property crime #and anti-establishment stuff like the aforementioned driving without a licence and just generally refusing to pay for anything #but also when i tell you all of them are ginormous i’m not exaggerating #i’m 6’1 and i’m only taller than like two of them #i haven’t seen hide nor hair of them in a while actually but i’m certain they’re still around #they used to do regular business with two of my neighbours. selling horses and renting ratting terriers and trading scrap and stuff #months will go by where you won’t see them and then you’ll be at a car boot and see the mum smacking one of them over the head #and be like oh dear god i suddenly need to go the other way before she sees me and thanks me very loudly for teaching her son to read #personal

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