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Oh my god.

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

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Guardians of the Galaxy doodle.

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This is an exact quote. I said this while asleep some weeks ago. I'd been talking about art a lot that day.

I'm pretty proud of myself, to be honest.

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I kind of love how I read the word "emerged" as "err-ma-gerd" these days.

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I am not gay enough. I am unworthy.

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Too many people

I am going to die in this chaos. This is it, this is how I die. 15 people eating at a table in a restaurant being loud. This is it.

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I wish there were something I could write on for this art history paper assignment that I gave a damn about.

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Hey ivelitmyselfonfire ! I think you'll enjoy this. I love this channel. Check it out!

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sorry Kayleigh, Ronnie made me.

Has this been done yet?

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Took 4 beers, but I managed to talk to my dad over the phone for 2 hours. Things are rough.

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Sometimes

I wish I could be friends with my [nuclear] family. But they're just family. Being friends with them isn't something that can happen. Besides, they totally suck.

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Are you ready, Kayleigh?

Prepare for the Frozen Sing-Along starting in theatres tomorrow by downloading your copy of the Frozen soundtrack: http://di.sn/pOF

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If we're going by the tv shows, I guess mine is Stargate? Hmm. None shall enter but through me. Yeah.

Sexual orientation: Two codependent brothers who hunt monsters for a living

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Cook him up and serve him on a plate for me, thank you.

Chris Pratt at the Golden Globes 2014.

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Did some sketchy studies of those puggehs that have been floating around tumblr... <3