#In the discreet form of a wolf it lurks in the forest; in our alleys; pretends to be innocent.

[ratstuckinamarble]

Saw "Schmähbrief" in the werewolf article header and my hungry brain went "Schmarrn??" and I had to remind myself that no one is going to get accused of being a werewolf over how they scramble their pancakes. That really would be a Schmarrenbrief XD

For a moment, I wondered what Schmarrn had to do with being hungry- because I constantly use it in the context of its colloquial definition: "nonsense"

Was für ein Schmarrn, that I completely forgot about the beauty that is Kaiserschmarrn. May we both get to have some soon, and hope we don't get accused of having a wolfish nature due to it...

That being said, I've found something rather curious today. I think it may be about you.

The accusations have already begun... A Schmarrenbrief.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

IVE MADE HISTORY IN THE MOST ADORABLY DELICOUS WAY POSSIBLE!!! O`w'O

#those werewolf fearing Germans found you out...#okay all that aside- I realise my handwriting is uh... difficult to read#so I'll offer a translation:#Be warned dear fellow citizens; in our midst is a beast! It steals your flour; your Milk; your Butter and eggs!#In the discreet form of a wolf it lurks in the forest; in our alleys; pretends to be innocent.#But in the middle of the night it sneaks into your chicken coop; your kitchen; takes your ingredients with greedy claws!#To produce something truly satanic- Schmarrn!#The fear inducing creature is no other than the dauntless daffodil; it is true; your neighbour is a werewolf!#(the little arrow says “the perpetrator”)

the Täter was MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

'm scratching at your door at 3 in the morning with a bowl of scrambled pancakes but shhh don't tell the neighbors~

Saw "Schmähbrief" in the werewolf article header and my hungry brain went "Schmarrn??" and I had to remind myself that no one is going to get accused of being a werewolf over how they scramble their pancakes. That really would be a Schmarrenbrief XD

For a moment, I wondered what Schmarrn had to do with being hungry- because I constantly use it in the context of its colloquial definition: "nonsense"

Was für ein Schmarrn, that I completely forgot about the beauty that is Kaiserschmarrn. May we both get to have some soon, and hope we don't get accused of having a wolfish nature due to it...

That being said, I've found something rather curious today. I think it may be about you.

The accusations have already begun... A Schmarrenbrief.