#Dean being a dick

[queerstudiesnatural]

i'm a firm believer that cas' confession was so so fucked up like you can't tell your best friend with extreme guilt issues that you love him and that's what's gonna kill you and then disappear forever and leave him to deal with that. it's so messed up. and i want cas to be confronted with the consequences of his actions.

so when they finally get cas, after the relieved hugs and "are you okay"s, i want sam to be so mad at cas. i want sam to yell at cas. "i don't know what you said or did to him, but you need to fix it. i want my brother back. dean hasn't spoken a word in months, he's not eating, he's been sick and depressed, he's lost weight, he's not showering, i barely recognise him anymore. dean has been through so much in his life but i've never seen him like this. now i have a feeling i know what happened in that dungeon but it's not my business. all i'm saying is you need to talk to him, and you need to apologise for leaving him like this, and you need to make it better. ok. good to have you back."

[lambmotifz]

ngl the more i rewatch spn the more i get convinced that sam and dean didn’t fuck pre canon

[koraesrambles]

More Winchester vs Batfam thoughts

Dick and Dean bonding over being inhumanly beautiful people who were sexualized from an early age and using their sexual nature as a shield.

Sam and Jason bonding over feeling like they'll never be as good as their big brothers.

Sam and Jason bonding over love of literature.

Dean and Jason being total nerds about guns and Jason feeling so vindicated about his gun stance.

Dick talking to Sam about how everyone deserves a chance to reform and that resonating with Sam in a way that frightens him.

The four of them bonding over a super overprotective parent that also was cool with them being child soldiers.

All four of them bonding over living nomadically (or homelessly) in their younger years, and rheir various experiences with poverty (Sam and Dean totally make fun of the other two for becoming rich boys.)

Endless hours of morality debates that absolutely end up with someone with a broken nose.

Giving each other lock picking tips

Dick and Sam bonding over being The Smart Kids that then get shown up by a computer super genius (Tim and Charlie)

Winchesters making fun of the bat boys for being citykids, batboys mocking the Winchesters for being small town hicks.

All of them bonding over their love of cool cars (Sam acts like he doesn't care, but 100% has Opinions.)

Sam and Jason bonding over college dreams

Sam and Dick bond over being mathletes (nerds!)

Dick and Dean bond over thinking school overall was a waste of time.

Dick and Dean bond over having to take care of their dads when they were young.

Dick and Sam bonding over their desperate desire to be good but also harboring a lot of deep anger.

Jason and Dean not used to having to compete for being the funniest person in the room.

Jason and Dean bonding over their desire to protect young kids.

Dick and Dean commiserate in being the older, but shorter, brothers.

The four of them trying to compete in a trivia game. It does not go well. No one has a good time.

Dean: wait, so you two aren't real brothers?

Jason: I will shoot you in the face.

Dean: that's not what I meant!

[theduckseeksduck]

Just properly cried for the first time watching spn. Fuck you ending of s15 ep3.

[dramatisperscnae]

@therebetterbepie [-drops a half-dead Dickiebird at your feet like a cat-]

He's tired. He's been pushing himself nonstop for days, ever since the cemetery. Since Jason. Since learning his baby brother hates him. He's always assumed that would be the case, of course - why the hell would Jason think otherwise? - but to have it confirmed…to know that Jason is alive and well, somehow, and wants nothing to do with him. Has disowned him. After everything else he's lost over these past few months, what else does Dick have left but his work?

He can't even go back to Bruce. Not now. Not after Blockbuster. After Bludhaven. And if Bruce knew about Jason? Knew and didn't tell him? What does that say about their relationship? More than enough. The weight of his failures is crushing him, each one parading through his head almost non-stop. Getting fired from the 'haven PD. Losing Babs. Killing Blockbuster. Catalina, god he wishes he could forget her; every time she crosses his mind it makes his skin crawl. Sophie, and Slade, and Chemo falling on Bludhaven, and now Jason, back from the dead…

The only thing that stops the parade is his work. It gives him something to focus on, something to do, even though a part of him knows this is stupid. Self-destructive. Dangerous. The rest of him doesn't care. Hell, it almost welcomes the pain. How many fights tonight alone? Six? Seven? He's lost count. Took a couple bullets here and there. A knife, once. And now he's finishing up on a herd of Talons that damn near came close to ripping him to shreds. But he's still standing, somehow.

Still standing.

Barely.

A part of him is disappointed by that.

Arm tucked over his stomach Dick stumbles his way out of the alley, fetching up against a wall once or twice and leaving a streak of blood behind each time. He should probably call for help. He has to keep moving. Get to the next fight. There's always a next fight. But maybe…

Is there a chill in the air?

Maybe this time there won't be. He runs into the wall again, slides down it. Tired. Getting darker. Light must be out here; happens sometimes in these alleys, no one bothers to check the bulbs on the regular. Footsteps approaching. Should reach for his sticks. Sit up. Too tired. Sticks already in hand. Doesn't matter. Can't move. And this is Gotham. Maybe the footsteps will just pass by. Just leave him here. It's dark, he's in black. Easy to miss. Right?

[shallowseeker]

A tale of two chickens!

I had to pull this out of my Optimism meta because it makes me giggle so much.

Big rooster, little rooster:

Big rooster, little rooster:

And at the very end of the ep. Big rooster, little rooster:

[autisticandroids]

Concept: Dean&Mary body swap. Mary doesn’t feel that weird about it because she didn’t see dean grow up and can’t quite believe these men are her little boys. But also she really enjoys the gender. Meanwhile Dean is going insane for a thousand reasons even though he also could be enjoying the gender of it weren’t for his neuroses

GOD GOD GOD no i've thought about this so much. the thing is that dean in mary's body would enforce such an apron mommy gender role on her(?)self. and i would love to see it. and it would torment her but she would also...... get something out of it.

and at least she would be allowed to kiss cas on the cheek and straighten his lapels and squeeze his hand for comfort.

[shinelikethunder]

still obsessed with SPN 2x16 Roadkill's haunted-radio choices here

[hood-ex]

SPN S3E16 but make it Dick and Tim.

Dick and Tim are driving in the car not too long before Dick's soul is supposed to be collected and taken to hell, and they've got one plan left to try to save Dick's life, but they're not sure if it's going to work or not.

Tim starts saying, "If this doesn't go the way we want, I want you to know—" and Dick immediately cuts him off and tries to keep the mood light by singing a song, and it works. Tim starts smiling and singing along with Dick. As Tim keeps singing, Dick's voice slowly drops off. His once carefree expression twists into one of terror as his fate looms over him.

Later, after their plan fails, Dick gets ripped to shreds by hellhounds as Tim hysterically begs the demon to make the hellhounds stop. The demon ignores Tim, and Dick dies a painful and gruesome death. His soul is immediately sent to hell and shackled in bonds that pierce through his flesh. Terrified, Dick screams for Tim over and over, hoping that his little brother will magically appear and save him, but he doesn't.

Dick doesn't see Tim again for 40 more years.

[spnregular]

a continuity issue i have with spn is that dean really only seems to think all monsters should die when he's trying to make sam feel bad

[gayhuckleberryinatrenchcoat]

Listen, I like Sam and I know Dean and Cas messed up big time A LOT but idk Sam is kinda an assbutt. He‘s mad at Dean for saving his life?! And doesn’t give a shit when Dean basically dies (goes to purgatory), he doesn’t even actually care when Cas dies.. Be doesn’t even wanna be brothers anymore cause DEAN SAVED HIS LIFE like dude if you’re suicidal that’s one thing but you can’t be mad at the dude who raised you for trying to save your life!!

[manwiththemagic]

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[mvnces]

obsessed with the idea of decker (in a sort of kingsmen verse) being an asshole & pretending to not understand dean & the goons accents when he’s being threatened

[m1zumono]

‘alright, when were you gonna tell me about this?’

‘we didn’t know what it meant.’

‘alright, something like this starts happening to your brother, you pick up the phone, and you call me.’

‘call you? are you kidding me? dad, i called you from lawrence, alright? sam called you when i was dying. i mean, getting you on the phone? i got a better chance of winning the lottery.’

‘you’re right. although i’m not real crazy about this new tone of yours, you’re right. i’m sorry.’

[wastemanjohn]

i cannot stop thinking about johndean make up sex post dead man's blood today, and how it would have been the last time they ever fucked

[batcavescolony]

S1 E11 Supernatural

Sam and Dean and their relationship with John. It's interesting the difference between them, Sam will stand up to John, wants to do what he wants and will fight for it. Dean on the other hand doesn't stand up to John, has accepted that John's way is how he's gonna live and isn't fighting it. look at Sam on the phone vs Dean, Sam is fighting John, wants John to talk to him, want answers and refused to take down the names John was telling him. Then Dean got the phone and he basically snapped to attention, he call John 'Sir' he took the names down and went to where he was told. The difference in them even though they were raised together!

On to the Episode, I liked Deans reaction to Sam stealing a car 'That's my boy!'. Idk about this girl she's after them for some reason but her blood boss told her to not take them. Sam kinda fell for this girls story which is a bit too much like his, like I definitely think she tailored it to get to him. Sam is a bit more empathetic towards people and that's good but sometimes it's bad, like this case she coulda killed him. it's nice to see Dean is competent on his own, we get to see him doing this case on his own and while it's easier with Sam, Dean can still handle himself. He definitely thinks his Dad is the best though with his comments on how John put together the missing people and the town. I wonder if we'll get an episode to see Sam truly on his own on a case to see how he works without Dean. But you can definitely see the brothers know each other, Sam knowing Dean would pick up if he called so he knew something was wrong. Just they're separated this episode so it let's you see them a bit more.