#Dead Meat

[packpack-killkill]

Svalbard Fox | Cory Gregory

[owchie-wowchie]

This may or may not be accurate but you know what I mean right?

[ourenbyoftheunderground69]

Big shoutout to Dead Meat for introducing me to Starkid and resparking my love of musicals. After the kill count came out I started taking singing lessons, I’m making a T’noy Karaxis costume, I own a Hatchetfield nighthawks shirt, I’ve seen every single Starkid show and Spies are forever, and I’m now 90% sure I’m bisexual when I was like 45% sure before.

[graciousdragon]

everyone needs to look at this fucking tweet from chelsea rebecca that had me cackling

[strangertheories]

What happened to Melissa is BEYOND fucked up! I guess this is what advocating against COLONIALISM and MURDER gets you. This is sick.

[prof-ramses]

So for those who didn't know that several starkids cameoed in the TGWDLM Kill Count:

We now have (admittedly limited) footage of Ted with a ponytail.

You're welcome, fan artists. ;)

[updatingranboo]

from ranboo!!

[coffinwoodx]

congrats to emesis blue for taking the record of most kills in films dead meat has counted with 800,054 kills!

also the stats for how many times each class was offed

[rubedeckillerofficial]

This is KILLJAM X X X.

~ Logo by Jasper Taylor and Meg Tuten, Logo text by @valdevia ~

The deranged, queer cyberpunk death game audio drama podcast that myself, @machetebisexual, @reignoftiramizu, and @cannibalmukbang have been working on for the last two years.

You can follow it right here on tumblr at @killjamxxx

It features actors who have been in:

The Magnus Archives. (As a Friendly Surgeon Who Cannot Catch A Break)

The Amazing Digital Circus. (As an Enterprising Organ Harvester)

Slay The Princess. (As a Sadistic Superpowered Assassin)

Final Fantasy Seven Remake. (As a Truly Evil Corporate Bastard)

The Mortuary Assistant. (As a Ravenous Wolf Woman)

Lackadaisy. (As a Helpful Murder Nerd)

Dimension 20. (As a Mom-Friend Dominatrix)

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean. (As a Cyborg out for Revenge)

Another Crab’s Treasure. (As a Homicidal Wife Guy)

The Kingmaker Histories. (As a Solipsistic Killer Clown Girl)

Caravan. (As a Guy You’ll Really Want to Punch)

Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury. (As an Incredible Narrator)

Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead. (As a Stab-Happy Street Punk)

Eeler’s Choice. (As Diabolical German Pawnbroker and a Humanoid Catfish)

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. (As a Loan Shark Who Might Be The Devil)

Less Is Morgue. (As a Woman Who Will Drill You To Death)

The NoSleep Podcast. (As The Ghost of a Questionable Father)

The Dead Meat YouTube Channel. (As a Terrifying Robotic Nun)

And that’s not even getting into the SNILF (Snake Milf), the buff lady with the eyepatch, the dorky trans reptile scientist, the charming British thief, or the evil undead Ringmaster.

You can subscribe to KILLJAM X X X on Podbean using this link here. We’re working on getting it on all the major podcatchers, including Spotify and Apple Podcasts.

Official trailer drop coming October 31st.

[rockrosethistle]

I wonder what the drive there was like

[carnemorta]

quick screenshot redraw i did last night and sketch i did a little while ago. i usually just draw my silly cartoons so these were very out of my comfort zone lmao

[packpack-killkill]

San Joaquin Kit Fox | Randy

[guts-xstew]

Confirmed 2025 horror movie dates!!

(As of this time)

Wolfman- Jan 16th

Presence- Jan 24th

Companion- Jan 31st

Heart Eyes- Feb 7th

The Monkey- Feb 21st

Opus- Mar 14th

Ash- Mar 21st

Sinners- Apr 18th

Until Dawn- Apr 25th

Final Destination: Bloodlines- May 16th

28 Years Later- Jun 20th

Megan 2.0- Jun 27th

The Conjuring: Last Rites- Sep 5th

Him- Sep 19th

Saw XI - Sep 26th

The Bride!- Sep 26th

The Black Phone 2- Oct 17th

Credits: @/possessedbyhorror YT, @/deep_red_perfect_blue INSTA

Will update in the future :]

(Feel free to reblog and update if I’ve missed anything)

[misslavenderlady]

So I'm a big fan of Dead Meat.

And they just posted their second annual Royal Rumble video. If you don't know what that is, they basically took a WWE video game, recreated a bunch of classic horror movie characters, and had them fight until only one remained.

And I thought to myself......"wouldn't it be funny if a character from The Lost Boys was included?"

WELL GUESS WHO MADE AN APPEARANCE

Oh my god!!!!!!! DAVID IS HERE!!

and then I thought "well....what are the odds of him winning the whole rumble?"

guys. GUYS.

HE DID IT!!!!!

OUR LEADER OF THE LOST BOYS!!! THE VAMPIRE KING!!!

THE WINNER!!!!

but you know what made it all extra special?

Y'ALL

WE'RE FINALLY GETTING A LOST BOYS KILL COUNT!!!!!!

JAMES CONFIRMED IT HAS BEEN ON HIS CALENDAR FOR UPCOMING KILL COUNTS!

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO BE A LOST BOYS FAN!

[jyrinestories08]

it's finally complete

[ashintheairlikesnow]

one thing I love is when someone is reviewing a film, a game... anything... and they say explicitly, "Look, this wasn't made for me, this was made for the fans of (game name/movie/etc), and on that standpoint, it fucking rules."

Like, I'm watching the Dead Meat Kill Count of Five Nights at Freddy's. He explicitly notes that he didn't find the movie that compelling or even good, but then he also points out that it doesn't fucking matter, because the movie was made for the fans of FNaF and not for him.

I wish more critics would be upfront about that kind of thing.

"Did I like it? Nah, not really. But guess what, fuck what I have to say, this movie wasn't made to make me happy. Now let's talk kills and animatronics."

The film was made as a gift to people who took some dude's weird lil indie horror game and made it this enormous lore-heavy powerhouse that the internet embraced. And it made more than 300 million dollars in theaters, so like, fuck reviews and critics.

I'M not even a FNaF fan, although that's due to just not ever having played the games or anything. But even I could see that the movie was absolutely buried in adoration of the original story and property and full of tiny details fans would be thrilled by.

There is something special about films or shows based on video games where you can tell the people involved genuinely love or at least respect the fans' love of the property. Like Henry Cavill playing Geralt of Rivia with such a depth of understanding of the character that honestly, they should never have tried to play contract chicken with him and lost that talent.

(On the other hand, I am so fucking jazzed to see what he does with Warhammer 40K)

So, yeah. The FNaF movie is a gift, and it wasn't a gift for movie critics.

Also, I love literally any horror property where Matt Lillard shows up to be a goddamn brilliant nebula in the galaxy of fucked up bad people. Loved him since he played Stu in Scream. Love him now. Just. Love.