#David and Gwen better adopt him or i swear

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If there is ever a season five, the last episode will almost definitely be the "cliché" (that's what other people have called it) fic plot of the last day of camp and Max's parents never showing up to take him "home"

Wait, you think I'm saying it like it's a bad thing? Nonono. I am craving it

[mireasdrawbook]

Time Traveller AU

I just came up with Max counselor AU, but a little bit different I think. Long story short - David adopted Max; when Max got 20, he had big fight with David and went back in time; he became counselor at Camp Campbell; now he need to deal with his ten years old self and his child version of friends.

Longest version of story:

After camp is over, David adopted Max. There were a lot of trouble with adoption, because even if Max' parents were negletful, they found out that they can treat David to have money from him. It ends well, but it leaves mental scars on Max.

It was hard raising Max. He's a good kiddo, but with a lot of issue.

Max is greatful, but... Max is Max. And he sometimes talk too much, hurt David and after some time realize that it wasn't nessesery to say that.

When Max turns 20, he had big fight with David and angry leave home. He went to Neil to talk and maybe sleep in his house, but Neil point out that David was right and Max felt betrayed. So he leave and went to meet up with Nikki, but she was on David's side too. In the end they fight as well, Max said unnesesery things and went to the bar to get drunk.

When he woke up, he was at the bar, but it was different. Also, he found out that he haven't got his wallet, keys, ID... anything. He was still mad at everyone, even through he knew they are right, and now that robbery and hangover.

He wanted to go home, but then he found out that someone else lives in this house. And then he realize that something is really, really wrong with the city, people and basically everything. He was in the same place as ever, but 10 years ago.

It was hard for him to just live. He hadn't got money, place to sleep or even a job to earn some money. And there was only one place he know, where he can just go and get a job even if he hadn't got any ID, expirence or anything... Camp Campbell.

He had no idea if the world is gonna end, if he'll see his youngest self, but it was better than starvation.

In the end he had a job as "Marcel". He through that it will be easy to deal with everyone - he knows them after all...

...but no. It's pain in the ass. And he forgot that everyone change a little and matured after all these years. They're all proud, silly little shits, but the worst of the worst was the younger version of himself. He drives him crazy.

After some time, Gwen and David realize that Marcel is time traveller and Max. Now Gwen dreams again about her british babies.

They know that Max is from future, but they agreed to not asking question about it... too much.

Marcel has soft spot for Nikki and Neil. Also he feels terrible that he haven't got the chance to say sorry, so he's trying to reciprocate it now.

Nikki and Neil thinks that Marcel is cool and maybe Nikki's got a little crush on him (just simillar thing as with Ered).

Max is jealous AF and he hates Marcel with all his guts. Now Marcel is the target of his pranks.

Also Max is calling Marcel a "pedo". It started when Nikki said that he loves Max and Marcel was blushing like hell, because for a second he through that maybe older Nikki still has a crush on him. It turns out that Nikki was talking about everyone (that she loves Max, Niel and basically everyone at Camp Campbell), but... Max saw it. He didn't hear anything, but he saw how Marcel was blushing and now he's a little overprotective of his friends.

Max tried to talk to David and Gwen about Marcel being suspicious, but it was after they found out that Marcel is Max. David went to have "a talk" with Marcel, while Gwen was laughting her head off. Of course Marcel is no pedo.

Sometimes someone say that Marcel and Max looks alike or like brothers, but Max always deny it with determination.

Marcel is still treating David a little bit like a father figure even if they're almost the same age. And it's really hard for him to not call him "dad".

Gwen is like best friend to Marcel. They loves to have high fives, camplain about everything and all. Gwen is a good listener too, she's the only one who knows that Max had argue with everyone before time travel. It doesn't bother her to tease Marcel, when ahe has the occasion.

Gwen doesn't know that David is Marcel's adopted father, but knows that something is fishy about their relationship. Especially since Marcel is treating David different than Max and he's not swearing as much as Max. Sometimes he even uses "dang it".

Marcel likes to say that he "hates himself" and looking directly at Max.

Of course, Marcel is learning how hard it is to deal with himself (aka Max) and he's growing even more respect for David.

About David and Gwen finding out that Marcel is Max: One day Marcel was so tired of Max, he just shout at David and Gwen that he really hates him. David said that he needs to know Max better, because he's a good kid after all. Marcel responded that David knows nothing about Max, that he's just a little shit who wants attention. He started to say how Max is the worst person ever, remembering everything he done to David these all years, but then Gwen stopped him saying that that's the reasons why they likes Max so much. Marcel cried then and tell them that he is the Max, but from future.

Before Gwen and David found out about future Max, all three of them was talking about "favourite camper". Gwen said that everyone has at least one and that for Marcel it's Neil and Nikki. David was really angry that she imply that one camper can be more loved from another and leave. Then Gwen said to Marcel, that David is so angry, because he knows he likes Max the most and is feeling guilty about it. It was very bitter-sweet for Marcel. Also, after that he tried to spend more time with another campers, especially with Dolph, since he still feel guilty about shit he done, when he was a kid.

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A Helping Hand by @dadvidismycanonheadcanon:  When Max's parents don't pick him up, David offers he crash at his place. Still yet they haven't come, and soon CPS get a call. With David now fostering the boy, he's stuck on what to do.  [CLAIMED by @juditsa88]

A Good Winter by @more-camp-camp-fic-please:  Max thought he understood everything about his life until summer. When Max returns home after camp, it seems like everything has changed, and as he begins to doubt his perception of life, he wonders - does someone actually care after all?  [CLAIMED by @moosensweaters]

Max’s First Day by @thederpycartoonist:  A Teenage!Dadvid AU in which Max starts school and David is starting his second year of college. During the ensuing antics of Max’s first day of school, will he learn to make some friends, or some enemies? Or maybe both? [CLAIMED by @dadvid-is-the-new-black AND @galaxiuu ]

[Title Undecided] by @campcampistrash:  Five times Max told David to go away, and one time he asked him to stay. Alternatively: Max and David’s relationship throughout the years. [CLAIMED by @karma-draws-stuff ] 

Words by @shh-im-not-here:  Max had always hoped that he would be removed from his parents home to live somewhere else, but not in a way that would leave him traumatized and mute. And after nearly getting kidnapped, he hides out in a park, waiting for someone to find him. After three days of this, someone he recognized walked by him. Someone he knew would help him. David. Now it’s just a question of whether or not Max will ever find his words again.  [CLAIMED by @the-original-bad-boy]

En Konges Sønn by @that-one-strange-geek: This is the tale of a young King. This young King didn’t want to be in charge of a Kingdom, but he had no other choice. His life had no meaning other than following the directions his Advisors gave him. That was, until he got a son. (King David AU) [CLAIMED by @agentpkc ]

Time to Think by @kuzann:  A cave generally isn’t the place you want to be when you have to reflect on your life, not that Max has a choice. But it turns out he really can rely on David for more than just pizza and a little emotional support.  [CLAIMED by @color-theorist AND @the-useless-medic ]

[Title Undecided] by @politicalambiguity:  Ever since Max was sort of adopted by David and Gwen he's been gradually coming to terms with living in the middle of nowhere with sketchy internet, trash TV,  and David's irritatingly eternal love for the outdoors. The strange howling that echoes through the mountains every month is a bit weird, though. AU where David and Gwen take Max in when he is left at camp. Oh, and they're werewolves.  [CLAIMED by @daringdraconicdeity AND @jackedup180 ]

Sunshine In A Storm by @directium:  Despite how difficult it is for him to wait, David has accepted the fact that it’ll be a few years before he’s ready to become a father. But when life tosses both a stormy evening and a grumpy little three-year-old with big opinions and a home life that may or may not be questionable his way, David struggles between siding with his clearly-biased and possibly selfish thoughts or with the more rational side of things when it comes to doing what’s best for the boy’s well-being and happiness.

...Though who’s to say that, on the rarest of occasions, those two sides can’t both be right?

(Teenage Dadvid AU)  [CLAIMED by @thesherlockdavenger]

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Here we go:

“SANTA~!” My child....

Campbell is....very strong

HE JUST SAID FUCK I’M LAUGHING WHY IS THAT HILARIOUS TO ME

Nikki’s mom is just as bad as I imagined her. Okay this is good.

Also aww, Neil’s dad is nice ;w; At least he has ONE good parent

HE WANTS TO BOND WITH HIS SON AWWWW

HI RYAN HAYWOOD CAMEO !!!!

SHE HAS TWO DADS !!!!!! ERED HAS TWO DADS !!!!! THAT DESTROYS MY HEADCANON IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY

“My cool gay dads” I ??? LOVE THEM ALL??? AND THEY WOULD BE SO SUPPORTIVE OF HER IF SHE TURNED OUT TO LIKE GIRLS ;;

“Oh thank god, you’re just gay” I’M CACKLING

“Mom, you’re being politically insensitive!” YOU TELL HER NURF BABY

Also....does she not know about Chris? Oh...Oh Nurf....

LET DAVID SING YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE !!!!

“You three are gonna be the perfect, nuclear family” I TAKE BACK MY ASSHOLE COMMENT, CAMPBELL, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD, YOU MADE DADVID AND GWENVID PARENTS CANON WITH ONE LINE

“We’re gonna have so much fun, family!” I AM. DECEASED. DEAD. GOODBYE.

Oh so....Dolph’s parents are just as thick as he is, huh? That’s what you’re going with? ....Well, I guess making them outright Nazis would be pretty fucking bad....I’m still sticking with my headcanon though. Maybe his dad’s putting on an act.

“He made his brother disappear!” Oh no. Oh no Harrison........

“Your mother and I are very disappointed in you. Don’t make us ground you!” I’m....crying...........this is everything I could have dreamed.....

HIS UNCLE IS BUZZ ALDRIN

AND HIS NAME IS ACTUAL NEIL ARMSTRONG !!!!!!!!

P U R E

HE JUST FUCKING KNOCKED OUT DAVID! ....Eh, he kinda had it coming after what he did in Bonjour Bonquisha so I’m not too mad

Is...Nurf’s real name Gaylord? THAT’S A REAL NAME BY THE WAY I SWEAR.

“Is it too late to try and get adopted by one of these other families?”

Neil’s dad is so good......

CANDY YOU GOLD DIGGER

SOCK-RATES I’M CRYING WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MAN

GWEN SHUT U P

“It doesn’t matter” YES IT DOES MAX WE NEED TO KNOW

Awww Nurf’s learning......

I love Nerris’s relationship with her father....It’s so pure....

AWWW HER MOTHER’S TRYING TOO, THIS IS SO SWEET

....This is going to end in heartbreak isn’t it

THERE IT IS THERE’S THE HEARTBREAK

AND MY BABY’S CRYING OH NO OH NO

FUCK ME UP THIS IS SO GOOD AND ANGSTY I LOVE IT BUT I HATE IT

Miles’ voice acting in this is so good........I’m shaking,...........He sounds like such a dad....I honestly imagine him sounding like that in SOSO. Soft and caring ;;

MAX HUGGED HIM !!!!!!! DADVID IS SO REAL AND GOOD I COULDN’T ASK FOR MORE !!!!!!

BYE CAMPBELL

“Harrison’s dad: Jon Risinger” I don’t know why that’s just really neat to me.

Kinda glad we never got to see Max’s actual parents, so at least SOME of my HCs are still in tact. Granted I half-expected them to actually be DECENT parents but still...

Guess I’ll slap some disclaimers over on SOSO and call it good

THAT WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE EVER EXPECTED OH MY GOSH I LOVE THIS SHOW AND I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE BONUS EPISODES

...How many people are going to be pissy because Daniel never made a reappearance after that line in Better than You? Oh well who cares, he would have ruined all the fun.

[conglomeresque-moved]

[[ Ummm some Max headcanons?? ]]

Max is an extremely passionate person and may even come off as a little hot-headed when it’s about a topic he’s interested in, despite him originally being adamant on proving to David that literally nobody cares and the world is full of uncaring fucks

Max cares. Max cares a-fucking-lot, actually. Max is nearly an empath, and it takes a lot for him to put up the wall he usually does. On rare occasions, he does let this wall down (and mostly ends up regretting it). 

See: S1 finale, he pushes David to near-breaking and immediately feels bad when he hears what David has to say. The whole “because someone fucking has to” really resonates with him and makes a lot more sense as opposed to just being obliviously happy and carefree.

Also see: S2 finale, Max feeling immediately bad for Space Kid when he thinks SK is in the same exact situation he is, despite openly loathing SK for what would be like months now?? And he doesn’t bring up his own shit either- he’s not trying to garner the same reaction, he just genuinely feels bad for Space Kid in a matter of seconds.

He’s almost relieved when he hears Space Kid does have family coming to Parent’s Day, despite being real pissed about it at the same time but he let his guard down for five seconds and it fucked him over. Guess he has to try harder to keep that fucking wall up

Max has spent a majority of his childhood being a fucking angry little kid, and despite having interests and a specific sense of humor, he feels he doesn’t have much of a personality under all that anger. His teenage years are EXTREMELY important to him because of this. He’s still Max The Asshole, but also he’s working so fucking hard on being better than he felt as a little kid

Max is dead-set on making a fucking person out of himself when he’s a teenager. With a personality and likes and dislikes and a unique sense of style and interests. Both his wardrobe and his bedroom (if he lets you in there) have a lot to say about this (mostly that he’s some weird amalgamation of vegan, activist, and punk who likes metaphysical objects and water fountains)

Separate post here I made about his wardrobe in particular (X) 

He is extremely allergic to mushrooms and will go into anaphylactic shock making physical contact with them.

Max is trans. He’s identified as a little boy since about the age of eight (though he’s leaned toward masculinity since he was just a small), but only came out to other people when Camp started this year- especially since he was starting out with brand new campers that wouldn’t have recognized him the year before. The only people who recognized him were David and Gwen and that issue was quickly resolved when David greeted him getting off the bus. 

David said, “Hello, _____!” And Max very plainly said, “No, I’m Max.” and that was that. 

Max initially started wearing that hoodie for rebellion purposes, but now he keeps it on because he feels a lot more comfortable covered up.

He went to an all-girls boarding school until the age of eight, when he begged his parents just to let him go to public school. He had to swear up and down that he could take care of himself while they were gone. They still hired a babysitter for him up until he was ten, but he’s never complained about it where they can hear because he’s mostly just glad to be out of the boarding school. They weren’t abusive to him at the school, but being surrounded by girls and constantly addressed as one is..... uncomfortable, to say the least. Dysphoria-inducing at the most.

Throughout his experience at boarding school, the activity his parents chose for him to do was piano lessons- he’s been playing the piano since about six years old and is actually pretty good. He just refuses to touch another fucking piano again out of spite. 

Since he’s been going to public school, he’s chosen a more gender-neutral mode of clothing, and doesn’t exactly have anything personalized to his tastes. This was mostly to escape from the feminine wardrobe while trying to fly under his parents’ radar at the same time.

He is interested in learning another instrument, and is in the process of learning off a ukulele David got him as a gift. He’s also quite talented with drums. Talented enough, in fact, that he’s in the drumline of his high school’s marching band when he’s older.

Max Has Depression (as well as anxiety, which is not as prominent). Severe depression, that he refuses to acknowledge because why would a little kid like him get depressed little kids don’t get depressed that shit’s for teenagers!!! He does eventually concede though, and is eventually prescribed MJ for them both. 

He is, however, diagnosed with insomnia. He was diagnosed with such after his parents had to be urged by his school’s nurse- he kept falling asleep in class and picking up twitchy little habits like drumming his fingers or rocking in his seat. He has sleep medication that doesn’t get sent to camp regularly nor that he takes regularly.

Max’s ears are pierced! They’ve been pierced since he was a baby, but he’s not nearly comfortable enough in his masculinity to wear earrings in them anymore. He feels better about it in his teens.

Max and his belief (or lack thereof) in the supernatural is a big part of his character. He’s a natural skeptic, so his world just got a little more fucked when he realized some of this stuff does, in fact, exist. He gets all weird and clams up when someone tries to talk about it with him. 

He eventually has two cats! 

One is a horrible, loud, obnoxious cat named Jackass. Jackass has a torn ear, half a tail, and a missing eye (which Max got him an eyepatch for). He was first adopted by Max after Max became a member of David’s household... David asked him several times if he was sure he wanted that particular cat. Max said yes. 

The other is a sleek black cat named Noir. He’s not sure if Noir is a boy or a girl, but Noir never gets into any trouble, so it’s fine. 

Max has a natural talent for knitting and can finish large projects quite quickly. He uses this to make money in his teens. 

He’s also quite a good writer- he currently has a notebook filled with all his more recent writings: diary-esque entries, rants, rambles, short stories, character ideas, poems, just about anything is crammed in his notebook. It’s kind of unorganized, but whatever.

Older Max’s sexual and romantic orientation is just “grey”. It’s constantly fluctuating; sometimes he’s attracted to feminine-oriented people, sometimes masculine, both, everything, and sometimes he’s just straight-up and utterly repulsed with sexual and/or romantic relationships. He tends to stay out of dating for this reason- he feels like he wouldn’t be able to find someone who wants to deal with when he needs to stay platonic. 

He has an extremely difficult time grasping whether or not his parents are abusive. Neglectful, yes, but he has a hard time making the connection that being neglectful is being abusive. Though on top of that, they’ve fed him mushrooms on accident (twice, on the rare occasions when they all sit down to dinner) and are emotionally manipulative. He feels guilty for existing and them having to work to “provide” for him when he’s eleven and can’t do anything for himself.*

*Despite him doing the majority of his own cooking (he’s pretty good!) and cleaning up after himself, as well as his own laundry.

Whether or not Max’s father is physically abusive is to be left vague.

Max has problems with seeing himself as anything other than a burden. While he doesn’t want to go back to his parents, he doesn’t know if he wants anyone he actually likes to take him in because a) that’s a lot to ask of someone and b) they don’t deserve the fact that he’ll probably make them just as miserable as he makes his parents.

Max fucking loves horror movies. For the most part they’re mostly just amusing, seeing as he doesn’t scare easily.

Max loves, loves, LOVES masculine compliments! Call him a handsome little boy and you’ll make his entire week.

Max turns out okay with actual parents and a big fucking family that loves him. End of story