#David and Gwen better adopt him or i swear

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If there is ever a season five, the last episode will almost definitely be the "cliché" (that's what other people have called it) fic plot of the last day of camp and Max's parents never showing up to take him "home"

Wait, you think I'm saying it like it's a bad thing? Nonono. I am craving it

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Time Traveller AU

I just came up with Max counselor AU, but a little bit different I think. Long story short - David adopted Max; when Max got 20, he had big fight with David and went back in time; he became counselor at Camp Campbell; now he need to deal with his ten years old self and his child version of friends.

Longest version of story:

After camp is over, David adopted Max. There were a lot of trouble with adoption, because even if Max' parents were negletful, they found out that they can treat David to have money from him. It ends well, but it leaves mental scars on Max.

It was hard raising Max. He's a good kiddo, but with a lot of issue.

Max is greatful, but... Max is Max. And he sometimes talk too much, hurt David and after some time realize that it wasn't nessesery to say that.

When Max turns 20, he had big fight with David and angry leave home. He went to Neil to talk and maybe sleep in his house, but Neil point out that David was right and Max felt betrayed. So he leave and went to meet up with Nikki, but she was on David's side too. In the end they fight as well, Max said unnesesery things and went to the bar to get drunk.

When he woke up, he was at the bar, but it was different. Also, he found out that he haven't got his wallet, keys, ID... anything. He was still mad at everyone, even through he knew they are right, and now that robbery and hangover.

He wanted to go home, but then he found out that someone else lives in this house. And then he realize that something is really, really wrong with the city, people and basically everything. He was in the same place as ever, but 10 years ago.

It was hard for him to just live. He hadn't got money, place to sleep or even a job to earn some money. And there was only one place he know, where he can just go and get a job even if he hadn't got any ID, expirence or anything... Camp Campbell.

He had no idea if the world is gonna end, if he'll see his youngest self, but it was better than starvation.

In the end he had a job as "Marcel". He through that it will be easy to deal with everyone - he knows them after all...

...but no. It's pain in the ass. And he forgot that everyone change a little and matured after all these years. They're all proud, silly little shits, but the worst of the worst was the younger version of himself. He drives him crazy.

After some time, Gwen and David realize that Marcel is time traveller and Max. Now Gwen dreams again about her british babies.

They know that Max is from future, but they agreed to not asking question about it... too much.

Marcel has soft spot for Nikki and Neil. Also he feels terrible that he haven't got the chance to say sorry, so he's trying to reciprocate it now.

Nikki and Neil thinks that Marcel is cool and maybe Nikki's got a little crush on him (just simillar thing as with Ered).

Max is jealous AF and he hates Marcel with all his guts. Now Marcel is the target of his pranks.

Also Max is calling Marcel a "pedo". It started when Nikki said that he loves Max and Marcel was blushing like hell, because for a second he through that maybe older Nikki still has a crush on him. It turns out that Nikki was talking about everyone (that she loves Max, Niel and basically everyone at Camp Campbell), but... Max saw it. He didn't hear anything, but he saw how Marcel was blushing and now he's a little overprotective of his friends.

Max tried to talk to David and Gwen about Marcel being suspicious, but it was after they found out that Marcel is Max. David went to have "a talk" with Marcel, while Gwen was laughting her head off. Of course Marcel is no pedo.

Sometimes someone say that Marcel and Max looks alike or like brothers, but Max always deny it with determination.

Marcel is still treating David a little bit like a father figure even if they're almost the same age. And it's really hard for him to not call him "dad".

Gwen is like best friend to Marcel. They loves to have high fives, camplain about everything and all. Gwen is a good listener too, she's the only one who knows that Max had argue with everyone before time travel. It doesn't bother her to tease Marcel, when ahe has the occasion.

Gwen doesn't know that David is Marcel's adopted father, but knows that something is fishy about their relationship. Especially since Marcel is treating David different than Max and he's not swearing as much as Max. Sometimes he even uses "dang it".

Marcel likes to say that he "hates himself" and looking directly at Max.

Of course, Marcel is learning how hard it is to deal with himself (aka Max) and he's growing even more respect for David.

About David and Gwen finding out that Marcel is Max: One day Marcel was so tired of Max, he just shout at David and Gwen that he really hates him. David said that he needs to know Max better, because he's a good kid after all. Marcel responded that David knows nothing about Max, that he's just a little shit who wants attention. He started to say how Max is the worst person ever, remembering everything he done to David these all years, but then Gwen stopped him saying that that's the reasons why they likes Max so much. Marcel cried then and tell them that he is the Max, but from future.

Before Gwen and David found out about future Max, all three of them was talking about "favourite camper". Gwen said that everyone has at least one and that for Marcel it's Neil and Nikki. David was really angry that she imply that one camper can be more loved from another and leave. Then Gwen said to Marcel, that David is so angry, because he knows he likes Max the most and is feeling guilty about it. It was very bitter-sweet for Marcel. Also, after that he tried to spend more time with another campers, especially with Dolph, since he still feel guilty about shit he done, when he was a kid.

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A Helping Hand by @dadvidismycanonheadcanon:  When Max's parents don't pick him up, David offers he crash at his place. Still yet they haven't come, and soon CPS get a call. With David now fostering the boy, he's stuck on what to do.  [CLAIMED by @juditsa88]

A Good Winter by @more-camp-camp-fic-please:  Max thought he understood everything about his life until summer. When Max returns home after camp, it seems like everything has changed, and as he begins to doubt his perception of life, he wonders - does someone actually care after all?  [CLAIMED by @moosensweaters]

Max’s First Day by @thederpycartoonist:  A Teenage!Dadvid AU in which Max starts school and David is starting his second year of college. During the ensuing antics of Max’s first day of school, will he learn to make some friends, or some enemies? Or maybe both? [CLAIMED by @dadvid-is-the-new-black AND @galaxiuu ]

[Title Undecided] by @campcampistrash:  Five times Max told David to go away, and one time he asked him to stay. Alternatively: Max and David’s relationship throughout the years. [CLAIMED by @karma-draws-stuff ] 

Words by @shh-im-not-here:  Max had always hoped that he would be removed from his parents home to live somewhere else, but not in a way that would leave him traumatized and mute. And after nearly getting kidnapped, he hides out in a park, waiting for someone to find him. After three days of this, someone he recognized walked by him. Someone he knew would help him. David. Now it’s just a question of whether or not Max will ever find his words again.  [CLAIMED by @the-original-bad-boy]

En Konges Sønn by @that-one-strange-geek: This is the tale of a young King. This young King didn’t want to be in charge of a Kingdom, but he had no other choice. His life had no meaning other than following the directions his Advisors gave him. That was, until he got a son. (King David AU) [CLAIMED by @agentpkc ]

Time to Think by @kuzann:  A cave generally isn’t the place you want to be when you have to reflect on your life, not that Max has a choice. But it turns out he really can rely on David for more than just pizza and a little emotional support.  [CLAIMED by @color-theorist AND @the-useless-medic ]

[Title Undecided] by @politicalambiguity:  Ever since Max was sort of adopted by David and Gwen he's been gradually coming to terms with living in the middle of nowhere with sketchy internet, trash TV,  and David's irritatingly eternal love for the outdoors. The strange howling that echoes through the mountains every month is a bit weird, though. AU where David and Gwen take Max in when he is left at camp. Oh, and they're werewolves.  [CLAIMED by @daringdraconicdeity AND @jackedup180 ]

Sunshine In A Storm by @directium:  Despite how difficult it is for him to wait, David has accepted the fact that it’ll be a few years before he’s ready to become a father. But when life tosses both a stormy evening and a grumpy little three-year-old with big opinions and a home life that may or may not be questionable his way, David struggles between siding with his clearly-biased and possibly selfish thoughts or with the more rational side of things when it comes to doing what’s best for the boy’s well-being and happiness.

...Though who’s to say that, on the rarest of occasions, those two sides can’t both be right?

(Teenage Dadvid AU)  [CLAIMED by @thesherlockdavenger]

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Here we go:

“SANTA~!” My child....

Campbell is....very strong

HE JUST SAID FUCK I’M LAUGHING WHY IS THAT HILARIOUS TO ME

Nikki’s mom is just as bad as I imagined her. Okay this is good.

Also aww, Neil’s dad is nice ;w; At least he has ONE good parent

HE WANTS TO BOND WITH HIS SON AWWWW

HI RYAN HAYWOOD CAMEO !!!!

SHE HAS TWO DADS !!!!!! ERED HAS TWO DADS !!!!! THAT DESTROYS MY HEADCANON IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY

“My cool gay dads” I ??? LOVE THEM ALL??? AND THEY WOULD BE SO SUPPORTIVE OF HER IF SHE TURNED OUT TO LIKE GIRLS ;;

“Oh thank god, you’re just gay” I’M CACKLING

“Mom, you’re being politically insensitive!” YOU TELL HER NURF BABY

Also....does she not know about Chris? Oh...Oh Nurf....

LET DAVID SING YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE !!!!

“You three are gonna be the perfect, nuclear family” I TAKE BACK MY ASSHOLE COMMENT, CAMPBELL, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD, YOU MADE DADVID AND GWENVID PARENTS CANON WITH ONE LINE

“We’re gonna have so much fun, family!” I AM. DECEASED. DEAD. GOODBYE.

Oh so....Dolph’s parents are just as thick as he is, huh? That’s what you’re going with? ....Well, I guess making them outright Nazis would be pretty fucking bad....I’m still sticking with my headcanon though. Maybe his dad’s putting on an act.

“He made his brother disappear!” Oh no. Oh no Harrison........

“Your mother and I are very disappointed in you. Don’t make us ground you!” I’m....crying...........this is everything I could have dreamed.....

HIS UNCLE IS BUZZ ALDRIN

AND HIS NAME IS ACTUAL NEIL ARMSTRONG !!!!!!!!

P U R E

HE JUST FUCKING KNOCKED OUT DAVID! ....Eh, he kinda had it coming after what he did in Bonjour Bonquisha so I’m not too mad

Is...Nurf’s real name Gaylord? THAT’S A REAL NAME BY THE WAY I SWEAR.

“Is it too late to try and get adopted by one of these other families?”

Neil’s dad is so good......

CANDY YOU GOLD DIGGER

SOCK-RATES I’M CRYING WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MAN

GWEN SHUT U P

“It doesn’t matter” YES IT DOES MAX WE NEED TO KNOW

Awww Nurf’s learning......

I love Nerris’s relationship with her father....It’s so pure....

AWWW HER MOTHER’S TRYING TOO, THIS IS SO SWEET

....This is going to end in heartbreak isn’t it

THERE IT IS THERE’S THE HEARTBREAK

AND MY BABY’S CRYING OH NO OH NO

FUCK ME UP THIS IS SO GOOD AND ANGSTY I LOVE IT BUT I HATE IT

Miles’ voice acting in this is so good........I’m shaking,...........He sounds like such a dad....I honestly imagine him sounding like that in SOSO. Soft and caring ;;

MAX HUGGED HIM !!!!!!! DADVID IS SO REAL AND GOOD I COULDN’T ASK FOR MORE !!!!!!

BYE CAMPBELL

“Harrison’s dad: Jon Risinger” I don’t know why that’s just really neat to me.

Kinda glad we never got to see Max’s actual parents, so at least SOME of my HCs are still in tact. Granted I half-expected them to actually be DECENT parents but still...

Guess I’ll slap some disclaimers over on SOSO and call it good

THAT WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE EVER EXPECTED OH MY GOSH I LOVE THIS SHOW AND I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE BONUS EPISODES

...How many people are going to be pissy because Daniel never made a reappearance after that line in Better than You? Oh well who cares, he would have ruined all the fun.