#Dashcontwo

[dashcon-two]

now that I have been enlightened to the PATH, I have to unfortunately report that my vote is no bc I have no sense of direction and would end up lost in a random room like a sim who has been left in a pool to drown still swimming, trying to find the exit, but never achieving his ultimate goal in this essay I will-

Can we have dashcon2 in the PATH?

@dashcon-two can we have dashcon2 in the PATH?

[dashcon-two]

Prepare yourself.

[into-the-pit]

Time: July 2025.

Place: Dashcon 2

Two forces of personality are colliding.

Noodle strikes noodle, thwack!

Sweat pours down Strange, beads trickle past her iconic hexagonal glasses.

Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!

Three direct hits to her legs, she feels herself buckling.

On the verge of collapse.

Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!

She can’t handle much more, Joker is unrelenting.

With her last bit of strength Strange stares deep into Joker’s eyes.

FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!

Time: July 2024.

Place: Deep within Strange’s mind.

“Prepare for my Muppet Face and Joker Smile, Strange. You will taste my blade. And my hooves I mean feet for when I kick you into orbit. I accept your Ballpit Duel…”

Ceaseless diabolical chuckling…

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Part 1 - The Duel (You are here)

Part 2 - Within Our Mind

Part 3 - Reality

Part 4 - Deja Vu

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

can't wait for it to be revealed that dashcon 2 was actually one giant saw trap (like from saw, starring hit Tumblr Sexyman john kramer) and the guests are being forced to participate in a killing game (like danganronpa, known for containing at least 1 Tumblr Sexyman)

also sans undertale is there (like from undertale, source of world's greatest Tumblr Sexym

that’d be terrifying but very on brand for anything of the dashcon name

[shipyardghostman]

I don't care how much "Dashcon 2" monitors it you could not pay me to trust or step in that ball pit.

[strawlessandbraless]

My vision for the DashCon Two Ball Pit

[virtualfisherman]

Just wanna point out that of the four people listed on the website for Dashcon Two, two are college juniors, one is a sophomore, and one of them graduated college this year, so I'm not exactly confident in their organizational abilities...

[sigmxnd]

WHO'S COMING WITH ME TO DASHCON 2

[tommyssupercoolblog]

GET US TO DASHCON!!!!

as many of you know, @dashcon-two was recently announced - a tumblr convention named in honor of the previous, original tumblr convention. It's about a year from now, in Toronto, Canada, and I and @septiccoffeefreak desperately want to go so we can meet our internet friends and join in on the festivities!!!

we've been struggling to find a job outside of my commissions and store, so we don't have a lot of spending money; that's why I'm starting an ad campaign to try and promote my commissions and store, all while saving up for the big trip!!

As part of this, there are two new limited-time items on my store!!

these will be removed from the store after Dashcon2, so you can only buy them before the convention!

COMMISSIONS CAN BE PLACED HERE:

Everything I currently sell in my store is in this gif !! If anything catches your eye please consider buying it!!!

Edit: 3 New additional products added since I made this post!!

I update my store pretty often, so depending on how long it's been since this post was made or you last saw it, there may very well be new items!! So it's worth clicking the link and taking a look to check and see, yes?

[heyimcelery]

GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT A SECOND DASHCON JUST HIT TUMBLR

[goobybro]

dashcon 2

[big-fan-of-botw]

Everything I know about Dashcon 2

Written August 1, 2024 and posted 9:00am CST

(Image says: dashcon 2. This website is still under construction! If you have any questions for our team please reach out to us)

DATE: July 12, 2025

LOCATION: Toronto, Canada (nothing more specific as of now)

WEBSITE: dashcontwo.com

EMAIL: queries@dashcontwo.com

Socials:

Tumblr: @dashcon-two

Instagram: dashcontwo

Twitter: DashconTwo

Facebook: link on website does not work

TikTok: dashcontwo

Their link tree (linktr.ee/dashcontwo) only links the Instagram, Tiktok, and website. Fancebook, Twitter, and Tumblr are linked on the website (their website does NOT have a link to TikTok or Instagram).

Info in the FAQ regarding convention logistics and organizers (CLICK THE "About Us" LINK ON TOP RIGHT OF WEBSITE FOR FAQ):

1.) The organizers are not the same as the ones for the original Dashcon.

2.) Dashcon 2 is not sponsored or organized by Tumblr.

3.) (Image quotes website, "Our team of organizers actually have experience in event coordination, or fields with transferable skills. We’ve taken our time to plan the road ahead carefully, and we have no intention of repeating DashCon’s mistakes.")

4.) Dashcon 2 is "a celebration of local artists, fandom, and internet history".

5.) There will be a ball pit, it will be supervised at all times to prevent anyone from peeing in it.

6.) There will be both safety guidelines for guest to follow and professional security.

7.) Large props must be approved by Weapons Check before they are allowed into the convention space.

8.) In-person attendance will be limited, and virtual tickets to panels will be offered. There is no attendance limit to virtual panels.

Extra info

There may be two ball pits (Tumblr blog)

@the-muppet-joker expressed interest in going (Tumblr blog, https://www.tumblr.com/dashcon-two/757557151949602816/im-going-to-convince-the-croaker-to-go-to-dashcon?source=share)

(Image says:

Anonymous asked: im going to convince the croaker to go to dashcon two

strange-aeons answered: YES WE DUEL IN THE PIT

the-muppet-joker Prepare for my Muppet Face and Joker Smile, Strange. You will taste my blade. And my hooves I mean feet for when I kick you into orbit. I accept your Ballpit Duel… *I chuckle darkly*)

There is a timer on the website counting down to Dashcon 2 (CLICK THE "DashCon 2" LINK IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER OF THE WEBSITE).

Information on the convention organizers was previously available on the website earlier today, but not yesterday (when I checked). There were 4 people listed, 2 were co-something (I believe organizer or founder ), one was something about art, and I can't remember the last one but I believe it had something to do with the logistics of the convention.

I used the wayback machine and the jobs are (in order): co-founder, co-founder, artistic director, and panels & attendee relations. I DO NOT KNOW IF THIS INFORMATION IS ACCURATE OR UP TO DATE, IT MAY HAVE BEEN TAKE OFF OF THE WEBSITE DUE TO INCORRECT INFORMATION.

The current date for dashcon 2 is July 12, 2025. It will last for 1 day.

As I update this, I will post the time and date of the update and what was changed.

[dashcon-two]

if we get 500 notes and nobody narcs on me to my bosses I'll leak the ball pit plans

[into-the-pit]

When you're at Dashcon with The Muppet Joker and people still think you're the same person. At least no one is pissing in the ball pit...

[kipmonstr]

Just saw @cyreneduvent ‘s post about the dashcon 2 surprise page and decoding most of the text!

(so it turns out I couldn’t open the page earlier bc I didn’t capitalize David 💀)

I think the letters can also be decoded, not just the wingdings! Using the caesar cipher method, the text translates to this (I think):

mjnx ymj tzyqnjw > he is the outlier

f rjinzr itzgqj-itzgqi > a medium double-doubled

so the full text would be this:

David does not know who Blorbo iS [I HAVE TAKEN HIM]. David had a life once, mayb[HE WAS NEEDED], but those days are long behind him. [TOO FEW OF THE CHOSEN, I could not wait] What does it mean to exist? Why are we made - just to suffer? Why does he wake up[I am so sorry, I am so very sorry], he is the outlier

Likes: ?????, a medium double-doubled

Dislikes: Clowns, ?????

[americannori]

thanks I stole them from the prime minister