#Darwin Nuñez

[rodribentancur]

[kloppism]

the crowd chanting his name after he missed the open goal, kicking curtis for teasing him about it, a klopp hug after getting substituted, the bench dismayed but still enamored… he’s one of one 😭🫶

[kloppoganda]

Things I Hope Happen in this 23/24 Season

> Arsenal gets relegated

> West Ham fans return to their hooligan roots and start trampling folk in Turin again

> Erling Haaland is arrested for the murder of Roy Keane

> A reunifed Yugoslavia wins the 2024 Euro

> Paul Pogba is tried at The Hague

> Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville are married in a tasteful ceremony outside of Wembley

> Jürgen Klopp tears Pep Guardiola's bald Catalán head clean off his shoulders after Liverpool beats City 27-0

> Kylian Mbappe disappears entirely and goes completely off-grid instead of accepting a concrete offer from Real Madrid, Al-Hilal, or Paris Saint-Germain. He is never seen or heard from again

> Darwin Nuñez wins the Golden Boot

> Arda Güler and Jude Bellingham absolutely rot on the Real Madrid bench

> Marco Reus lights himself on fire after losing the Bundesliga to Bayern Munich by 0.5 points

> Federico Valverde transfers to Liverpool after a messy breakup with Ancelotti, cites reasons for leaving as 'being replaced with children'

> Harry Maguire has the best season of his career and brings Manchester United the Treble, then leaves for City in the Summer Transfer Window

> Harry Kane has a violent nervous breakdown on the pitch after Richarlison scores and strips just for the goal to be ruled offside once again

> Manchester City are found guility of 102,719,273,929,280 counts of violating Premier League Financial Fair Play and are relegated to Iceland's 4th Division

[charlespecco]

“Dale Luchito te quiero muchito” 🥹❤️

[playingmyselfafiddle]

[liverpool-enjoyer]

post game - 4/4/24

[comrademango]

[thomas-mvller]

Cody Gakpo (43’) Darwin Núñez (47’) Cody Gakpo (50’) Mohamed Salah (66’) Darwin Núñez (75’) Mohamed Salah (83’) Roberto Firmino (88’)

Liverpool FC | 7 - 0 | Manchester United ᴾʳᵉᵐᶦᵉʳ ᴸᵉᵃᵍᵘᵉ ⁻ ᵐᵃᵗᶜʰʷᵉᵉᵏ ²⁶

[gaemen]

What if?

Alisson: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. Robertson: What if it bites me and it dies!? Virgil: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Robbo, learn to listen. Trent: What if it bites itself and I die? Alisson: That's voodoo. Harvey: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Trent: That's correlation, not causation. Darwin: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Virgil, with a smirk: That's kinky.

[ynwa4eva]

POOKIE OVERLOAD...

[kloppism]

jesus christ.

[jewish-microwave-laser]

tarjeta roja re merecida

pero al mismo tiempo... holy shit

[armed-with-a-waffle-iron]

Anyone in Liverpool know where to get YERBA MATE?🧉

I just need to try it.

[kloppoganda]

🧉💕

[liverpool-enjoyer]

i'd give my left lung to know what darwin said to pep