#Daniel Jobs

[holographings]

ha haaaa aneywaey. done enough traveling for the whole year i think. its art time. closeups of a little devil's minion commission for twitter user @/vampyreizm

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

[reunitedinterlude]

friends <3 (2024 // 2018)

[mooskobold]

When everything's made to be broken

I just want you to know who I am

[fanfictionroxs]

S3 Daniel is basically going to be loustat's infant baby. Anytime loustat get alone time, the baby starts screaming in Louis's head for attention & Lestat starts crying alone in the coffin as Louis leaves him to tend to the kid. He's going to drag Armand back by the ears to get his alone time with Louis.

My (270m) ex-husband (145m) has a new baby (71m) that wont let us have sex. AITA for bringing back our (me, my ex husband and his baby) shared ex (514m) so i can have sex with my ex-husband?

[idontwikeit]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

1.06 Like Angels Put in Hell by God // 2.05 Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape

for @nonbinarybriarmoss

[queenlucythevaliant]

Honesty hours: I've been working a summer job at a bookstore for almost two months now. Here are the books I will discreetly shake my head at customers for buying. My literary red flags, if you will.

Anything tarot

Particular romance and romantasy novels that I've been told are basically just soft erotica (ACOTAR being the most popular)

Harlequins, which apparently still exist

Colleen Hoover

The Colleen Hoover merch we sell for some godforsaken reason

Heaven is For Real, When God Winks at You, and other theologically sketchy but inexplicably popular books. I'm always internally thinking, "oh honey, no!"

Giant stack of self help books combined with books from the business section. This suggests a very particular type of person. This type of person scares me.

Especially that one book we have about how to become a "superior man" (??)

More than one book by James Patterson. One book is forgivable; multiple suggests you follow him as an author

More than one book by Danielle Steel (same reason)

Parents buying their kids books that are just "Adult Thing: For Kids!" Like we have a picture book that's called "A Day at Dunder Mifflin" or the one adapted from the Dumb and Dumber movies and I'm like. Don't you think your kid would prefer something that's actually for them??

That guy who bought the collected writings of Lenin, the poetic writings of Mao, and a giant, thousand-page biography of Che Guevara all in one go. You okay there buddy?

[cloudabserk]

i cant believe both daniel and armand have dark curly hair and big noses. we really won 💓💗💕💗💖💓💞

[bisexualvampires]

“i could be your lestat, your claudia, but better”

was an insane thing to say for a drugged up 20-something who took one look at the gay sex coffin and was ready to risk it all . but its also very much a concept that armand committed murders and betrayals to achieve soo. freak4freak evil soulmates deserve each other etc

[humhowellujah]

i'm drunk off two lavender martinis what the fuck do you MEAN dan and phil went on a step by step recreation of their japan trip as a part of a HONEYMOON episode for their sims. be so fr rn be so serious please. dan howell you have 4 minutes to respond . phil, keep it up babygirl. lavender martini recipe in the tags

[lovelandfrogmansupporter]

Louis: And that’s the end of it. :) There’s nothing else. Any questions?

Daniel:

[amid-fandoms]

the fact that if we're right and dnp do get a dog, it will be a corgi cause phil gets anything he wants always, makes me so incredibly happy

[reunitedinterlude]

lean

[keefechambers]

I don't make the rules.

[yesloulou]

just saw 17 yo daniel and 30 yo daniel side by side in the notifs i think it changed my brain forever

[chuck-the-goon]

Just spending a bit of time with some more biblically accurate Daniel Molloy.