#Dance dance bitch

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

*plugging my ears and screaming LALALA every time someone even slightly suggests that Hobie Brown Can't Sing*

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[peanutseagle]

haha they make me sick

[crismakesstuff]

in another world where things are a little different….

role swap au debbie and nolan inspired by this amazing fic

[magabet]

For the birthday frend @sinn-bee who loves ateez and lqg 🥳♥

[alexisrosemullens]

Jenny Walser as Tori Spring Heartstopper | 3x08 Apart

[an-aphorism]

Can’t believe that the premise of the third Venom movie is just that their love is so strong and true that it’s endangering all of creation.

[lemonerix]

fixed up my templar sketch bc he's just so fun to draw :DDD

[ophelieverse]

whenever i see Daemon too close to Rhaenyra:

[fearlessplatinums]

why does everyone act like shake it off is not the most fun song to hear live bc it simply is

[unhinged-arsonist]

Venom: I need to be closer to you

Eddie: You are literally a part of me

Venom: NO ! I need to be inside your skin!!!

Eddie: YOU ARE!!!

[nessie665]

The Prophecy by Taylor Swift (2024) / Phantom of The Opera at the Royal Albert Hall (2011) / Phantom of the Opera (1990) / Takarazuka Y&K's Phantom (2004) / The Phantom of the Opera (1962) / The Phantom of the Opera (1989) / The Phantom of the Opera (2004) / Phantom Of The Paradise (1974) / Phantom Of The Opera (1943) / Love Never Dies (2012) / The Phantom of the Opera (1925) 

And I sound like an infant Feeling like the very last drops of an ink pen A greater woman stays cool But I howl like a wolf at the moon A greater woman has faith But even statues crumble if they're made to wait I'm so afraid I sealed my fate No sign of soulmates

[nyracel]

“at least he FOUGHT in the war what did ur queen do hm sit on her ass and eat cake 🤓👆” buddy boy your king was turned into applebee’s barbecue in his very first battle and spent over a year high on the medieval equivalent of opioids only to be ambushed in his second battle and lose to a thirteen year old little girl on her equally baby dragon i wouldn’t be talking shit if i were you

[gamoraswonder]

[yandere-daydreams]

apologies to all of you who know me personally and congratulations to all of you who do not. i am quickly spiraling back into degrees of lewdity hell and i fear this time it may be terminal.

[achromatophoric]

At Nevermore’s annual Rav’N dance.

Yoko: *shouts over music* Hey babe! Wanna see a flying fish?

Divina: WHAT?

Yoko: I SAID DO YOU WANNA SEE A FLYING FISH?

Divina: 🤨

Divina: SURE!

Yoko: Sweet. *turns* YO ENID!

Enid: WHAT?

Yoko: I JUST SAW BIANCA TRYING TO KISS YOUR GIRL!

Enid: 😐

Enid: 🤬

Enid: *storms into the crowd*

Divina: ?

Yoko: Wait for it!

Divina: *waits*

Yoko: 😁

Bianca: What THE F—

Divina: 🫢

Yoko: 😎

Bianca Flying Fish: *shrieks*