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*plugging my ears and screaming LALALA every time someone even slightly suggests that Hobie Brown Can't Sing*
#Actually no he sounds like Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys#Actually no he sounds like Mike Kerr from Royal Blood#Actually no he sounds like Patrick Stump#you know who Patrick Stump is#he can sing and it's attractive#source: my brain and feelings#Dance dance bitch#💃🏾#spiderman#atsv#spider man#marvel#across the spiderverse#hobie brown#spider punk#spiderpunk
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main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:
michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club
*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***
that's it that's the movie
outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative
actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.
aka Michael Myers Is A Republican
but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too
also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain
side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty
i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978
(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)
oh no he's hot
#HALLOWEEN#halloween the movie#michael myers#do you think he's a mike? mikey? to his friends? if slashers had friends?#i'll be honest i was expecting this movie to be way more of a bitch to its female characters#i mean yeah they died but so did some dudes#there's just a lack of cattiness compared to the way most later movies portrayed teenage girls idk#yeah the Final Girl is a Virgin and a Bookworm. but there's no bullying or any strong sense that's she's morally superior to everyone else#mostly she AND the other girls feel a bit sorry for her lack of a social life. one even tries to set her up with a date to the school dance#solidarity! trying to get your nerd friend laid!#overall it's just teenagers being teenagers and then a slasher comes in and ruins everything with his Lack Of Chill#like yeah dude sometimes teenagers have sex. get over it#also something to be said about how while the girl who survives is the one who isn't sexually active and dresses conservatively...#ultimately those things aren't ENOUGH to prevent her from being targeted#you could say that the other girls 'provoked' the villain (the same way women irl are so often accused of provoking their attackers)#but ultimately that doesn't keep the Final Girl safe. it just delays the inevitable.#because violent men never need excuses. no matter how eager society is to provide them.#ultimately she is at the mercy of the same violent whims because it was never her behavior that invited the violence.#gendered violence doesn't need an invitation.#also she doesn't save herself the doctor saves her#it's not her actions or choices that put her in danger OR save her from it--once again it is the whim of a man#no this wasn't intended to be a feminist movie it's just fun how you could argue it that way
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Trying to claw my way out of an art block with brainrot narilamb and a bit of oc art
#exploring alt designs for them a little bit for an au#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#narilamb#forgive me I have no clue how to draw these bitches dancing
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haha they make me sick
#obligatory aidlyn dance drawing#IM SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW EPISODE ITS DROPPING ON MY BIRTHDAY#FUCK YEAH BITCHES#school bus graveyard#sbg#sbg fanart#school bus graveyard fanart#fanart#my art#aidlyn#ashlyn x aiden#aiden x ashlyn#ashlyn banner#aiden clark
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in another world where things are a little different….
role swap au debbie and nolan inspired by this amazing fic
#what’s the vibe of this au? nolan and the bad bitch he pulled by being autistic.#invincible#invincible show#nolan grayson#debbie grayson#viltrumite!debbie#human!nolan#invincible au#invincible role swap au#crismakesstuff#yea I have nolan Debbie’s necklace hehe#he’s just a dorky dad who loves his wife and son so much#omniman#omni man#mark grayson#also this nolan is CUBAN BECAUSE I SAY SO AND IM CUBAN#he can dance the craziest bachata w debbie#he makes the best flan too
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For the birthday frend @sinn-bee who loves ateez and lqg 🥳♥
#liu qingge#svsss#svsss fanart#idol au#sexy sword dancing#bisexual lighting#he would LOVE performing with a sword#swoosh swoosh bitch#my art
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Jenny Walser as Tori Spring Heartstopper | 3x08 Apart
#usercamena#userkarolina#userholtz#usertina#tuservaleria#userarrow#heartstopper#tori spring#heartstopperedit#heartstopperdaily#hearstoppercentral#mine#swearphil#userkimchi#uservivaldi#useralien#userlaro#userrin#userrobin#userjessica#useraish#usershreyu#usernolan#usertj#userpriyas#userelio#userbarrow#her little dance was so cute#but my god this was a bitch to color
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Can’t believe that the premise of the third Venom movie is just that their love is so strong and true that it’s endangering all of creation.
#venom#venom the last dance#symbrock#these bitches are so gay they’ve endangered all of existence#honestly good for them
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fixed up my templar sketch bc he's just so fun to draw :DDD
#bro was literally a medieval christian megacorp what the fuck#the flames you dance with might burn you one day (spoiler?? not fun fact?? blame philip the iv of france for that)#idk what counts as marriage in heta but there were talks of a merger with hospitaller b4 philip (the bitch) spread lies about him ugh#hetalia#hws knights templar#aph knights templar#hetalia knights templar#hetalia world stars#hetalia axis powers#hetalia fanart#aph fanart#hws fanart#hello fellow astronomers
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whenever i see Daemon too close to Rhaenyra:
#stay away from her#you dumb bitch#you don’t deserve her#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon spoilers#rhaenyra targaryen#daemon targaryen#daemyra#team black#house of the dragon x reader#dance of the dragons#aegon ii targaryen#aemond targaryen#alicent hightower#team green#hotd season 2 spoilers#hotd season 2#emma d’arcy#matt smith#hotd meme#meme
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why does everyone act like shake it off is not the most fun song to hear live bc it simply is
#everyone at the barricade in front of me was just standing there with their phones out bc taylor was at the end of the runway#bitch? fucking DANCE its shake it off omfg
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The Prophecy by Taylor Swift (2024) / Phantom of The Opera at the Royal Albert Hall (2011) / Phantom of the Opera (1990) / Takarazuka Y&K's Phantom (2004) / The Phantom of the Opera (1962) / The Phantom of the Opera (1989) / The Phantom of the Opera (2004) / Phantom Of The Paradise (1974) / Phantom Of The Opera (1943) / Love Never Dies (2012) / The Phantom of the Opera (1925)
And I sound like an infant Feeling like the very last drops of an ink pen A greater woman stays cool But I howl like a wolf at the moon A greater woman has faith But even statues crumble if they're made to wait I'm so afraid I sealed my fate No sign of soulmates
#Can someone let this bitch be happy for once in his life?#poto#the phantom of the opera#phantom of the opera#christine daae#erik#yeston and kopit phantom#takarazuka phantom#the phantom of the opera 1990#The phantom of the opera 2004#the phantom of the opera 1943#the phantom of the opera 1925#the phantom of the opera 1989#the phantom of the opera 1962#love never dies#poto 90's miniseries#erik carriere#sierra boggess#ramin karimloo#teri polo#charles dance#hanafusa mari#wao youka#man that's a lot of tags#if you are reading this hi <3 ily#herbert lom#heather sears#robert englund#gerard butler#emmy rossum
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Venom: I need to be closer to you
Eddie: You are literally a part of me
Venom: NO ! I need to be inside your skin!!!
Eddie: YOU ARE!!!
#if you couldn't tell#i just finished the venom movies#they are married your honor#gay ass bitches#venom#venom symbiote#venom x eddie#eddie brock#symbrock#venom the last dance#venom let there be carnage
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"Big. Mistake."
#symbrock#venom the last dance#venom 3 spoilers#the way venom staring him down through that meat suit like bitch you better not#oh the danger noodle mad mad#venom always finding a way to rescue its damsel in distress is *chef's kiss*#also#why this scene feel like a forced abortion lmao
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“at least he FOUGHT in the war what did ur queen do hm sit on her ass and eat cake 🤓👆” buddy boy your king was turned into applebee’s barbecue in his very first battle and spent over a year high on the medieval equivalent of opioids only to be ambushed in his second battle and lose to a thirteen year old little girl on her equally baby dragon i wouldn’t be talking shit if i were you
#house of the dragon#fire and blood#rhaenyra targaryen#pro rhaenyra targaryen#team black#baela targaryen#baela the mf brave#anti aegon ii targaryen#anti aegon ii stans#anti team green#anti team green stans#he literally tore sunfyre to shreds all for the sake of his pride let’s be fr for one sec#rhaenyra knew her strength wasn’t in the battlefield#it’s even more embarrassing that he didn’t plan on fighting baela#he just wanted a victory tour for himself#despite his men being the one to secure dragonstone#dance’s biggest pussy don’t even#doomrotcyclicallosersadvictimmisunderstood i think you guys just like yapping 🤷♀️#if i get one (☝️) ‘tag ur post properly!1!!’ i’m calling u a dumb bitch point blank
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#how am i supposed to focus in school now?!?!?!#kathony#kanthony#bridgerton#bridgerton spoilers#today i woke up happy because it was raining#the leaves are getting yellow and red fall is coming<3#and i bought a donut came home from class and made coffe#and then... BAM!!! kathony dancing :')#the gods from above really said “let give this bitch a break:)”
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