#Dan fucks

[andi-o-geyser]

a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind

[nesperus]

mentopolis is an absolute blast so far

[magicratfingers]

[the-butter-churner]

i just realized dan and hunch are literally fuck around and find out

[alexxuun]

The mind of Elias Hodge.

[emptyjunior]

Elias Hodge fell off a building, had his sex drive Completely killed and gone from him mid fall, had it recovered it by his own curiosity, and by the time he landed had let go of Any uptightness in him, the feeling literally Murdered, and now feels totally justified to start a full sexual renaissance.

This sad little nerd jumped off a building, action hero grappling hooked himself to safety like a character in the matrix, landed a slut who doesn't have an ounce of shame in him.

[scalpho]

dan fucks' pep talk ability adds such a funny layer to hunchfucks because why is fucks giving hunch weird pep talks that hunch remembers in times of hardship. why were they standing in front of a cow together. what led to "friends are a lot like steaks"

[slothfisherman]

Friendly reminder that this was what Dan looked like when he became mayor.

[rabdoidal]

what if the embodiment of small pleasures was the homme fatale smoking in ur detective office and u were both boys 👉👈

🫀 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🫀

[aspirin-under-the-mistletoe]

Oh look its every Freddie Wong character ever

[quillst]

Mentopolis brain rot. I have been forcing my friend to watch it with me :D

If this doesn’t explain their relationship, I don’t know what does

Time Taken: 4 hours 34 minutes and 3 seconds

App: Procreate

[andi-o-geyser]

[conschintz]

mentopolis pcs + textposts

[pilbugg]

the prefrontal P.I.'s are getting along great so far. best friends forever

[magicratfingers]

(Confident) Stacy

[matt-manhattan]

Sobbing.

Realizing that Elias Hodge, after finally settling down and taking the time to relax at last, is hyper fixating not on his job, but on his passions, and finding a place for them. Realizing that his Attention can be allowed to Fawn over himself for once, but that a little Impulse and Hyper Vigilance won’t do him any harm either. Realizing that his Conscience can easily Justify a little Pleasure for himself for once, and that his Curiosity, while it works just fine on its own, could always use a helping hand. Elias Hodge becomes a detective, always prioritizing the truth, and doing the right thing.