#Dan and Phil - The Internet Is Here (Bonus)

[reunitedinterlude]

dnp doing the choreographed eye contact (1, 2, 3)

bonus:

[danielhowell]

New calendar alert!! 🐴DAN AND PHIL AND A TINY HORSE 2025💕

Hello Dan and Phil Neighs! You've seen dogs. Cats. Now: Dan and Phil and ..A Tiny Horse

Presenting - the Dan and Phil and A Tiny Horse 2025 Calendar

Meet Teddy - the miniature Shetland. We knew if we were ever going to do another calendar we had to take it up a notch ..and we took it way down.. to where this horse is. Keep track of your life or just impeccably decorate your space with the unparalleled beauty of 12 months of horse fashion photography! Enjoy themes such as Floral Midsommar July:

Or Spectral Equine October:

It is a completely valid and factually correct opinion that not only is Teddy nicer to look at than us, but he may be the most ridiculously gorgeous and photogenic animal on the entire planet, and you simply need this in your life.

Whether you use it as a functional date calendar, or just use the top half as a 12 page seasonally rotating calendar that you can use for the rest of your life, we hope you enjoy it as much as we cherished our time with Teddy.

If you want to see the behind the scenes tears of joy you can watch our vlog here!! https://youtu.be/pbE1u_SgiOA

Shoutout to Linda Blacker for yet again being an amazing animal photographer, and Divine Gnosis for the stunning graphic design.

And as a SUPER LIMITED ADDED BONUS - for anyone who needs that electric horsepower in their life we have this black tee with a bootleg power metal design:

Hell yeah. Don't talk to me or my tiny horse ever again. 

The Dan and Phil and A Tiny Horse 2025 Calendar, and Horse Metal Shirt are available right now!!

Worldwide: http://danandphilshop.com USA: http://us.danandphilshop.com Australia: http://au.danandphilshop.com EU: http://eu.danandphilshop.com

Thank you all for your love and support in this very FUN TIME on planet Earth - and whether we'll see you on tour in Australia or the UK, or back on the internet, we appreciate you!!

- Dan and Phil

[ahappydnp]

random thought but dnp should release a vinyl (and cd too!) with the og recording of the internet is here, phil's diss track + interactive introverts, everything's fine, dan's diss track, and whatever number they def do on tit with an extra acoustic version of the internet is here 2024 version and then the last track is just them doing whale sounds in an infinite loop like the boygenius vinyl🕯️🕯️

don’t say that too loud anon because phil will absolutely want to make a physical cd solely to add a hidden bonus animal sounds track

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Fics Named After Months Masterlist

1st December (ao3) - LadyGrey1996

Summary: Dan and Phil have a very important task.

13-17 june 2015 (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Texts between Dan and Phil while Dan is filming in Sweden for an e-sports documentary.

19 October (ao3) - analester

Summary: dan and phil celebrate their anniversary

19 october (my heartbeat matches yours) (ao3) - natigail

Summary: First touches and moments.

It’s the same ten years later.

Well, almost.

19th of october (ao3) - starlight_kth

Summary: they fell in love in october, and 100 more

A Phantastic December (ao3) - NiniMeggie

Summary: December sure is a busy time of year. It seems like Dan and Phil have a new adventure every day. Somehow they find themselves in a whole host of holiday cliches as the days go by. This is stuff you'd normally do with the love of your life... Is that what these two men were? Both wanted it but neither knew how to go about telling the other.

April Fools (ao3) - hygge

Summary: Dan proposes an April Fools Day prank that he thinks will shock the Internet. But, when it comes time to share it with the world, Phil has second thoughts. There is something he needs to get off of his chest instead.

April Fools! (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan and Phil fake a relationship for a prank, but is it really a prank?

April Fools Fic (ao3) - Merrydith

Summary: This whole thing started out as a joke. Phil hadn’t meant any harm. He just wanted Dan to know that he could also pull a cheeky prank.

April Showers Bring May Flowers (ao3) - TsingaDark

Summary: It's pouring and Dan's stuck in front of the library, having forgotten to take a jacket or umbrella with him. The day gets instantaneously better, though, when his crush Phil seems to be stuck there with him.

August (ao3) - glowingatmosphere

Summary: When Dan returns home and meets up with his childhood friend Phil after they’ve finished their first year of uni, he notices that things between them are different. As they rekindle their friendship, Dan completely immerses himself in the new feelings that he’s developing for his best friend. But when Phil starts talking about another boy, Dan begins to wonder whether Phil was ever really his.

cold showers bring may flowers (ao3) - PhancyPhandom

Summary: lil fic featuring a half naked phil writhing around because it's too damn hot outside.

Come January (ao3) - YourEyesHoldTheGalaxy

Summary: It’s Christmas, Dan gets a sweater and Phil tells Dan some good news.

December 31, 2010 (ao3) - ReederJoe

Summary: New Year's Eve, 2010

December 2023 (ao3) - yikesola

Summary: December is filled with bonus podcasts he and Phil will be recording, amongst of course his regular podcasts due at their scheduled times, and then there’s all the holidays and all the while all the Everything. Dan’s tired just thinking about it. And before he can even open his mouth to complain he stops himself because he turns and sees Phil laying on the couch with his head in Dan’s lap, looking exhausted as well. He’s been run ragged at the print shop since the middle of November.

fools before april (ao3) - okaydoomer

Summary: April fools day 2023 was in a few weeks and Dan and Phil still weren't sure what they wanted to do.

You know what they ended up doing, so here's a short fic about how it might have happened.

Friday The 13th of October (ao3) - Spring_Haze

Summary: Phil surprises Dan after reading his boyfriend's suggestive tweet with regard to a hockey mask and a surprise male visitor in the night on Friday the 13th. Based on Daniel Howell's tweet on October 13, 2017.

It's September! (ao3) - tellsfromhale

Summary: Movement out of the corner of Dan’s eye caught his attention. He looked up from the computer he’d been typing away on, expecting to see Phil. What he wasn’t expecting to see was a skeleton looking back at him.

June 11th, 2020 (ao3) - sombernova

Summary: 2020 kinda sucks, but that isn't going to stop Phil from making Dan feel like the most important person in the world on his birthday.

june in january (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: It's Phil's birthday. You know how the rest of this goes.

June's good, but October... (ao3) - winstonlives

Summary: Phil really lets it all out for Dan's birthday present, literally and figuratively.

March 26th (ao3) - sorasventus

Summary: A very short, sad, Phan Oneshot

nineteenth october (2015 remix) (ao3) - snsk

Summary: "Happy six years. Spork." He went back to pouring the Coca-Cola into their mugs.

nineteenth october (2016 remix) (ao3) - snsk

Summary: “You do talk a lot of rubbish, Dan,” Phil told him, knocking his shoulder against his.

nineteenth october (2020 remix) (ao3) - snsk

Summary: The morning dawned cool and inevitable.

(TW) november. (ao3) - dylanowoah

Summary: he couldn't stop. he needed help.

October 19, 2009 (ao3) - krissyxlove

Summary: Two internet friends meet for the first time.

October Christmas (ao3) - phanhowlterstuff

Summary: Phil just loves Christmas too much, I guess

october in london, but scary (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: “Can’t believe living in London has gone from a few diseased pigeons to serial killers breaking into our house.”

“My concerns are valid,” Dan declares.

Dan and Phil get back from seeing Halloween.

october, over and over (ao3) - sader

Summary: it's that time of year again.

october to april (ao3) - dabiideviito

Summary: “Let’s get married,” he says, mildly surprised at the way his voice doesn’t even waver.

Dan pauses mid-click, hands hovering over his keyboard. He glances down at Phil, one eyebrow quirked up. “What, like today?”

that one sunday in january (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: “Nine hours, in one day." Phil stops groping himself and takes his trousers off, letting them pool on the ground by his jacket. "We could have done two days. There would have been butt recovery time."

"This is what I'm going to expose next," Dan says. He starts stripping, leaving his clothes on Phil's floor, too. "Your diva side."

the fourteenth of february is always cold (ao3) - graylane

Summary: it's Dan's first Valentine's Day without Phil.

the june video (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: Dan posts ��the June Video” as originally planned... in 2018, right in the middle of the Interactive Introverts tour.

The Sixteenth of April (ao3) - thesassykels66

Summary: Why does the month of April always seem so significant to Dan and Phil? Simple, it is when they celebrate their anniversary.

Winter Wishes (Late December with my heart in my chest and the clouds of my breath) (ao3) - Emejig16

Summary: Christmas is without a doubt Phil’s favorite time of year, and he’s convinced there’s something purely magical about the season. His festive feelings are only amplified when a little bit of Christmas magic brings he and Dan a little closer.

[dapg-otmebytheballs]

but seriously imagine its 2025 dan is uploading a video titled getting married. dan and phil go on stage and dan has an announcement: "i have a surprise for you guys". pj and chris come on stage wearing a conjoined sweater as dan and phil's best man. then dan and phil start singing the internet is here. and if things couldnt get any better mcr come on stage holding the gay flag.

(i'm so sorry)

Anon this was so funny, never apologise 😂

PJ and Chris in a conjoined sweater lmao

Also we're gonna have mcr on stage with a trans flag for this one methinks

Bonus if the video starts out as a character getting married in a game they're playing and it doesn't switch to their actual wedding till 27 minutes in

[bestphriendsclubpod]

S2E2: Phil is Not on Fire 4

Hello internet and welcome to the Best Phriends Club podcast! Each episode, your hosts Charlotte @danhowellz and Fizz @checkyeshoshi will dive into a piece of Dan and Phil's Joint Content™️ and discuss the whats, whos, wheres and whys (so many whys) of that video.

In episode 2, we're chatting about "Phil is Not on Fire 4"! And as a bonus, we're covering "some bloopers from phil is on fire 4" (which wasn't always called that, ooohh), and also getting deep into some 2012 dan and phil discussions!

(PS! Go and check out @phandomgives if you can go ahead and donate to be in with the chance of being a guest on our pod!! raffle closes jan 26th!)

Listen here:

[vammppyre]

intro to me xoxo

here's some surface-level blog shit before I get into the nitty gritty im (somehow) comfortable with sharing to strangers on the internet:

PROMO:

hmu (dms/askbox) for press on orders if ur interested 👁️👁️ i have loads of supplies and tools at my disposal and am looking to start selling press ons and maybe eventually getting my license 👀👀 search “vammppyre nails” on here to see some of my work!!

fandoms

tv/youtube:

good omens

loki (series) & other mcu

supernatural (only through season 14! don't spoil pls x)

breaking bad

what we do in the shadows

voltron

atla/tlok

the good place

dan and phil

the birdcage (1996)

games:

undertale

minecraft

sims 4

music:

taylor swift

boygenius & their solo music

my chemical romance

fall out boy

panic! at the disco (pre-brendon grossness)

paramore

pierce the veil

twenty one pilots

apple music profile

spotify profile

airbuds: @ vammppyre

musicals (most of these i’m more lowkey abt):

wicked

dear evan hansen

heathers

hamilton

the sound of music

into the woods

books:

pjo/hoo

magnus chase

kane chronicles

carry on trilogy & fangirl

perks of being a wallflower

six of crows/shadow and bone

please don't intentionally spoil! haven't watched/read/listened yet:

dr who

wicked series

our flag means death

chalice of the gods (etc)

trials of apollo

DNI list:

homophobes/racists/transphobes etc (bigots)

haters. if u have a problem with me over smth i enjoy unproblematically keep it to urself! <3

w*ncest shippers

intro continued:

I'm nonbinary & lesbian, (still a little confused sometimes tho). I love reading, watching my fav shows, and doing all types of artsy shit--though I tend to impostor-syndrome myself away from it most of the time. it takes a lot of balls for me but I do post my art on occasion!

a little more about myself: cats are my fave animal (I have a lot and grew up with them--they're the way to my heart lol); my fave colors are black, gray, and red; I love nerding out about my interests (why else would I be here lol); and I'm happy so long as I'm around a cat, a loved one, or doing one of my favorite things.

one last thing I have to say - if you're a mutual and you wanna talk to me, do it!! chances are I've thought about it a lot and just don't have the guts. bonus points if you're from or around tennessee; finding people with similar interests near me makes me ecstatic lol :)

to me, this thing is a diary filled with my handwritten entries, magazine clippings, lyrics, and quotes all from things close to my heart. enjoy <3

[best-phan-video-poll]

Round 3, wave 3

[deepcoraldragon]

I have officially run out of title ideas

Now I've had my lesson on saying stuff like “surely this is the last one!” but things are definitely slowing down

However, we’re getting late enough into this mess that longform content has started to emerge, adding a whole new layer to this millefeuille of drama

This is already taking me long enough, I wasn’t about to watch all the videos all the way through, but I’d say I got a good enough idea of their opinions. (even though there's room for more nuance in 30 min videos than in a couple tweets)

ALSO you can find the organized, cleaned-up version of the list here

How many content creators even are there

BoomerNA (I knew I was forgetting someone from the DSMP!)

MunchingBrotato

Valkyrae (I was hesitant to include her but she said this about Dream in Tubbo's chat so I think that qualifies)

Adam McIntyre (he said he relates to Tommy because of the Colleen situation… poor guys)

Louis McClung, surprisingly well informed

Omni

Ludwig, this time with his ex-roommates on their podcast

Coming out of left field again, we have actor Raegan Revord, starring most notably in Young Sheldon, who recently face-revealed as twitch streamer and twitter user SettingSunset

Me since I made this post: haha, I don't know who those guys (usually blarg, deadlox or mithzan) are but people in the tags really seem surprised to see them on the list!

Me Sunday morning: wait those are my guys

Dan and Phil (they were on Tommy and Jack's podcast!)

Shayy (plus what they've previously said about Dream)

Saltydkdan

BBNO$ (I wasn't gonna include him because it's literally just a video with Jack, but dream stans were complaining about it, so apparently it counts lol)

Editors & others

Kit (reinfalllz)

VC-david (VCTF_)

Rudy (Rudylmaolive)

Now, a retraction from part 4: someone asked Shadoune if his post was a dig at Tommy, and he said he didn’t know enough about the situation to have an opinion, and seemed mostly to disapprove of the whole thing, so he goes back to “neutral”

Serpias stays because he said "well done" when a chatter told him about Dream calling people a slur. which is not exactly a good look Again, I don't know what they said on stream, this is just based on their twitter and on transcripts sent to me (thanks again @pinkra5)

If you read this whole thing in one go, drink some water, stretch, and consider if you need an internet break because boy is it long to scroll through! Again, the summary list is here, and finally

Bonus

List of ccs publicly supporting Tommy & Tubbo

(or who just spoke out against Dream in general. or both.) as of jan 13

I haven’t seen a list on here yet so here goes (I def forgot some people, and I’m missing a few screenshots but this took foreverrr)

Content creators explicitly siding with clingyduo

Jack

AverageHarry

Ranboo

Phil

Sneegsnag

MaxGGs (could not pick a favorite tweet)

Aimsey

Kwite

SophieTexas

ConnorEatsPants

Krinios

a6d

Bitzel (not that we’re surprised)

Ludwig apparently

RosannaPansino

KyleEff

Dean Withers, coming out of left field

Molly (melinks)

Its_blarg

Mysticat

ItsZoil I think

Michael McChill

Content creators who didn’t say anything explicitly but we can read between the lines

HannahRose

Quackity (idgaf undefeated champion)

Shelby Shubble (see Phil)

Vikkstar

People who aren’t ccs but still get an honorable mention

Sarah Simons (Tommy’s mom)

Rue (Tommy’s old roommate)

Ady Manifold

Andi (Punz's ex) (I had to cut the post, sorry)

And that's everyone I can think of rn! Please add on if I forgot someone, if new people speak out, or if you have more screenshots to share!

[feelingofcontent]

DNP Rewatch: Dan and Phil - The Internet Is Here (Bonus)

Date video was published: 10/12/2016 (X)

DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 323

Behind the scenes of recording “The Internet is Here” for charity! Dan posted a hint the day before, and then also an announcement on Instagram. They also released merch to raise more money for the charity. Interestingly, they did the photoshoot for this all the way back in July, with Linda Blacker (who just shot Phil’s newest calendar photos too).

0:07 - I like that they included clips from the show and behind-the scenes in the studio. Look at that Phil smile

0:19 - love that you can tell Phil is picturing all the moves/actions that go along with it

0:40 - I still sometimes can’t believe they went full musical number

0:52 - the miming putting costumes on while looking at each other...why does this seem like exactly how it went backstage...I hate them 🥺

1:02 - Dan very pretty

1:19 - they are just constantly watching the other in the studio

1:26 - great Phil face 😂

1:34 - there are several people in that room, but of course they’re celebrating with each other first

1:43 - someone did do a good job teaching them to put emphasis on the end of words

1:48 - oh at this Phil smile 🥺

2:03 - “a place where you can be yourself” aww, and you can definitely hear a lot of Dan in the lyrics throughout, though I know they did have outside help with the final version

2:10 - there is a lot of just “talking” in the song too

2:35 - the “without the internet” part...I always think of this comment Dan left on Phil’s Life without the internet!? video right after they met in person the first time in 2009. help 😭

2:39 - so smiley

2:56 - Phil is very committed to the dancing in-studio but Dan does not seem to be appreciating it, lol

3:14 - great audience shot to go with that line

3:37 - Dan’s kicking is very intense

3:46 - I think Dan is helping Phil with the counting here

3:50 - this close-up look in the TATINOF recording is a lot

4:26 - awww at Dan’s little smile and thumbs up

4:37 - they included this explanation at the end here along with the social media announcements

4:52 - I’m guessing supporting this charity really meant a lot, especially to Phil after his dad had been sick, even though he didn’t talk about it at the time

I love this video with the behind-the-scenes studio shots and everything. They also did an additional video about this (with the same intro, but more explanation) that Dan posted on his side channel.

[honeybooboothefool]

name a more iconic trio i’ll wait

[kaptainandy]

every daniel howell video [149/?]

Dan and Phil - The Internet Is Here (Bonus)

[pseudophan]

queer recs!

by lgbtq+ creators for an lgbtq+ audience!

BOOKS

the amazing book is not on fire

dan and phil go outside

FILMS

the amazing tour is not on fire

dan and phil's story of tatinof

interactive introverts

MUSIC

the internet is here

interactive introverts (bonus track)

RADIO

the dan and phil show

the internet takeover

SUPPORT 👏 QUEER 👏 CREATORS 👏

[dramaphan]

I left some out because they were similar to the stuff that's was already said but some are still kind of similar. Here's my silly little list: Phil will make a direct/undeniable political statement/give a political opinion. Something more than anything he's said before. | One of them will dance. The reason I do not know. | One will have a vegan controversy |Dan elaborates intentionally about the speculation on his relationship hurting him. Not in a way that he just alludes to it, as he has before, but undeniably opens up about it.| Phil will have his wisdom teeth removed or another small procedure.| public outings resume| Phil makes a discovery| Dan makes an announcement about a change| One of them will intentionally wear make up in a way that's not intended to be silly| One will make a change to their appearance |Dan will write an article like an op-ed. Bonus if it's about turning 30 and being an internet personality and what it means to be older on the internet

Ooo really hoping for Dan opening up about the shipping and also “Phil makes a discovery” is so vaguely threatening I love it

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Blushing/Flustered (2) Masterlist

part one

A Series of Possibly Fortunate Events (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: It all started with a small mistake. Ok fine, not really a mistake. Dan was just too tempting for his own good sometimes. Who could blame Phil?

Or Dan is a little shit and he knows it... and Phil's too much of a saint to do anything about it.

but you'll never break (ao3) - dantiloquent

Summary: "Dan knows what he’s doing all too well. In two minutes, Phil’s eyes are startled and intrigued, two bottle caps in the dark with their edges glowing, the gaze of a doe who is enticed by her own death; Dan has him flustered and jealous in five, has the guarantee of a set of emails that are definitely fishy, I tell you in seven; thirty minutes pass and he has Phil taking him home to his flat."

(htgawm au where dan is a (probably demiro) law student with maybe some commitment issues, and phil is a flustered computer nerd who helps said law student break said law)

Cereal Boxes (ao3) - aprill101

Summary: Phil is always finishing all of Dan's cereal. Dan loves him anyway though. Truthfully, Dan doesn't even like the cereal brand anymore, he just buys it because Phil does. Actually, Dan doesn't even eat any of it, he just opens the box. He never knows why Phil wouldn't just buys his own, but Dan guesses it's only appealing because it's his. He picks it up because Phil really likes it.

Seeing Phil all flustered just a bonus.

Daddy's Little Princess (ao3) - phandomsub

Summary: Dan's still a shy, easily-flustered virgin, but Phil can fix that.

Dan... Dan, I'm live streaming! (ao3) - caramel_kisses

Summary: "Hello, internet... I have a new reason why Dan's a fail for you, not sure how relatable this one is though. Get in here Phil," Dan said, with a half smirk half grimace on his face.

"I never remember to knock..."

- -

aka Dan comes, naked, and tries to kiss Phil because he thinks Phil's just filming a video, not actually streaming.

Lucked Up (ao3) - Phandiction

Summary: Dans hit with a string of what he thinks is bad luck that keeps leading him back to a confident blue eyed man that has a knack for getting on his nerves and into his thoughts

She's Got the Look (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)

Summary: Diana would have never thought that being constantly late would lead to meeting the most beautiful girl she had ever seen and change her life forever.

The Prince and the Mage (ao3) - TheDyingRedRose

Summary: Red~ Prince Daniel takes a liking to the new mage of the castle.

we have more in common than i thought (ao3) - manicpixieidiot

Summary: bad boy!dan has a bit of a secret crush on nerd!phil, and when grouped with him in class he uses the opportunity to convince him to come to a party. (what happens next will shock you!!) (not really, no shocks don't worry)

featuring a latin class, a party, becky&jessica, flustered drunk boys. and more softness than intended.

You're Cute (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan and phil having a complimenting war.

[epole]

Dan and Phil - The Internet Is Here (Bonus)

this song really was a banger