#Damian loves his mom but not the smother mother aspect

[gothamite-rambler]

Talia being a good villain mom and embarrassing him. Like real moms do!

Damian, in his Robin suit, answered his phone while speaking with Commissioner Gordon.

Damian (confused): Ye- Yes, unknown caller?

Talia (chipper): Mommy is visiting!

Damian (blushing): Mother. No… No.

Batman (sharing the same frustration): Please tell me she isn't close by.

Damian: Mo- Talia, when you say "visiting," you mean you're arriving in town, but not close by?

Talia (chipper tone): Well…

Suddenly, a grappling hook lands on the precinct, and Talia climbed up effortlessly. Batman and Robin didn't notice, but Gordon did.

Gordon: She's behind you guys.

The father-son duo turned around and groaned. Talia clapped her hands, excited to see Damian in his Robin uniform.

Talia: Tifl! Give your mother a hug!

Damian: No!

Damian ended the call and tried to run away but wasn't quick enough to jump from the roof to safety. Talia tackled him to the ground and hugged him while spinning around.

Talia: My baby, my baby, I've missed you, my baby!

Damian: Why can't you be emotionless like Grandpa?!

Gordon: Tifl… mother… Bruce, you had a child with Talia?

Batman: I don't like to talk about it. And can you not use my government name right now?

Gordon: Come on, we're friends! I figured out your identity years ago.

Batman: Don’t remind me! Give me a minute; I have to pry my baby mama off my child.

Batman walked over to break up the smothering hug that Talia was giving Damian, while Gordon watched on, chuckling.

Gordon: Good for him – I'll wait over here.

Damian: Mother, I can't breathe!

Talia: Shush, let me love you!

Batman: Talia, you are embarrassing us!