#Daisy is a lesbian BUT Luigi can get it

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Happy Pride Month Emile!!! 🖤🩶🤍💜 🩷💛🩵 🖤🩶🤍💚🤍🩶🖤 and 🏳️‍🌈 for Mario/Luigi + anyone else in the royal polycule you wanna do!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

HAPPY PRIDE TO YOU TOO ANON!!!!

Oooooh the instant desire to just to the entire polycule but I just did my Mario ship chart that showed all of them.... I'll keep it to like the Core Five.

Ask from here

Mario - He/Him, Trans Man, Panromantic Asexual

Luigi - He/Him, Gender Non Conforming, Bisexual

Peach - She/Her, Trans Woman, Panromantic Asexual

Daisy - She/They, Butch Lesbian

Bowser - He/Him, Intersex, Bisexual

[freakartack]

What is your least favourite misconception or fan interpretation of the WarioWare cast?

And/or do you have a favourite headcanon the community has made for the cast?

Oooohhhh we are really going for the hot hot takes today huh. Just handing me the baseball bat like that

Well I suppose it had to come to this. I've been dancing around this for far too long. It's time for

TOP 10 FREAKATTACK HARDASS MOMENTS

NOTE: please do not open this if me shitting on popular headcanons will ruin your day. I don't generally care what people do with their life do what you want forever

OK with that out of the way it's time to get narsty. Many of these will be ship-related so if that will make you mad or bored just a heads up

1. MONA AND WARIO ARE IN LOVE

OK i lied you can't do this one forever. ENOUGH!! She is in HIGH SCHOOL and if you think she has to secretly be an adult just because she has a job and drives a scooter then not only have you never been to high school but you also have not been paying attention during any of Kat and Ana's cutscenes. "High schoolers don't usually drive that much" 5-year-olds don't usually trek the mountains high and kill people with swords but they do. I get when people get frustrated that almost all the girl characters in warioware are marketable kids, because that does kind of suck, but you can't just ignore that to get shippy about it. Cmon. "Wario was dreaming about her in that 1 microgame break" yeah, and I thought that was weird. I choose to read it as a non-romantic moment (since, again, he's old enough to be her dad), and the fact is that nothing like that has happened since. Yeah mona might think he's a hunka hunka but she has every right to! Doesn't mean they have to get married

2. MIKE AND ORBULON ARE IN LOVE

This one will stir far more pots/torches/pitchforks/etc. but since we're bringing out the fine china i might as well go all out. Here's my reasoning: Orbulon is 2000 years old. Mike is like 2. I'm not saying this one is Problematic (mike is a robot that can file taxes after all) but moreso that it is unrealistic. Picture this: You are orbulon, with all of your weird hangups and whatnot. Your buddy that fixes your car all the time and plays Go with you just had a robot son. Would you fall in love with him? Probably not. On the other end of the coin, you're the robot son now. Your inventor/employer/cyborg dad keeps inviting this weird animal into your house to study it. I don't think he would fall in love with that either. "I would," you say, "i'm built different." And more power to you. I just don't think they are.

3. LUIGI AND DAISY ARE MONA'S PARENTS

FINALLY, a non-shippy one! Anyways, since Get it Together came out, a lot of people took one blurry picture on the wall and the shape of mona's house to mean that Mona's House is actually Luigi's Mansion and that Luigi and Daisy had a child together 16 years ago and promptly abandoned it to play tennis. I think it is obvious by now that I don't think that's true. Not only has Mona described her parents extensively (one of them is an artist that is obsessed with noses, the other is a supermodel that travels the world), but neither of them are anything like Luigi and Daisy. "But what if Luigi is secretly obsessed with noses and Daisy is secretly a supermodel," you say. Okay. Then I think that Luigi cheated on Daisy with Peach, and had Rosalina together, because Peach and Rosalina both have blond hair and Luigi had a telescope once. Don't play games with me, Matthew. I know what you are.

4. PYORO IS INNOCENT

He's not

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OK now that all of that is out of the way, let's move on to the fun stuff. Top ten favorite things that people have said about warioware!!!

1. PENNY IS DR. CRYGOR'S CLONE

I first saw this thought expressed here, but I've seen many people continue the sentiment and I think it's beautiful. Penny Crygor is the good doctor's transgender lesbian clone whom we all love dearly.

2. ORBULON KNOWS WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH POLYBIUS BUT WON'T TELL ANYONE

Self-explanatory. Unfortunately the genius who thought of this one has since deactivated and the post is forever under an inaccessible read-more so this is the only evidence i have that it ever existed. You have to trust me on this one.

3. WARIO IS LIKE THEIR DAD

This isn't really a headcanon moreso a popular interpretation of the text but I do like to think that despite being a jackass he does genuinely care about all the weirdos he has racked up, including the many wayward children that have glommed onto him over the years. This is like every toxic "we're all a family here!" workplace, except that they actually are all a family here and it's toxic for unrelated reasons

[cutejk123]

Violet's Friends

So a couple of weeks ago, I used picrew to create Blossom's friends. I promised you guys that I would do Violet's friends (Luigi and Daisy's eldest daughter fan child), So here they are:

Which one is your favourite out of all of them, let me know <3

Here is the link

TOON ME! ⟪ A ⟫｜Picrew

Lilliahoshi

Age 14

Female

Straight, ''Cis''

She/her

Birthday: May 13th

White

Dad- Andy, Mum- Shirahoshi (The mermaid princess from ''One Piece''- a fan child)

Has a 19 year old older brother named Rikoboshi and a 16 year old older brother named Saunoboshi

Has 3 pets: A Ragdoll cat (Female, colour: blue bicolour) named Aqua, a Husky dog (Male, colour: black and white) named Megolo II and a Holland Lop rabbit (Female, colour: white) named Melody

She is a mermaid princess and she is part of the mermaid royalty

Also, she has a mermaid form

She is a Christian

She is Violet's best friend, they hang out a lot together and have lots of fun. Also they are there for each other no matter what.

Such an Amazing Singer

Lilliahoshi first met Violet when they were babies, since both their parents know each other very well and they have been very close ever since. They love to see each other as much as they can. Another thing that Lilliahoshi is Violet's opposite, Violet is the tomboy and Lilliahoshi is the girly girl.

Personality: kind, a sweetheart, friendly, a cry-baby (like her mother), cowardly, royal, grateful, shy, gentle, talented, humble, a bit gassy, sensitive, creative.

Loves: singing, learning about her mermaid line, mermaids, the ocean, sea animals, playing the piano and violin, hanging out with friends (especially Violet), Violet's little sister Blossom, her family, her pets, swimming, shopping, music, collecting shells, giving hugs and kisses, going to the beach.

Dislikes: sharks, being embarrassed, the dark, being gassy a lot, screaming, loud noises, creepy animals like bats, people negatively commenting on her looks, dark stories.

Clothing aesthetic style: VSCO, Soft girl and Mermaidcore.

Delilah

Age 14

Female

Lesbian, ''Cis''

She/her

Birthday: September 27th

White

Dad- Alvin, Mum- Joanne

Has a 10 year old younger brother named Alvin Jr.

Has no pets

She wears heart-shaped glasses on her head.

She's in love with Y2K/90s girl bands and she even have lots of posters in her room.

She came out as a lesbian around the same time when she turned 14 years old and her parents and her brother were very accepted for that and believes that she can be in love with anyone that she wants to choose.

She is part of the Girls' Basketball team at school.

She has a Lesbian flag up in her room.

Delilah first met Violet during the first day of the spring term, when they were 13 years old. Delilah had moved house and as a result, also have to move schools. Delilah was very nervous but Violet welcomed her into her friendship group and from that point, they became great friends. Also, Violet has been very supportive of Delilah's sexual orientation and accepts her as a human being who is loved.

Personality: tomboyish, loyal, friendly, cool, sociable, funny, kind, supportive, honest, sassy, strong, brave, adventurous, personable.

Loves: basketball, sports, Y2K music, The Spice Girls, Britpop, making videos about her sexual orientation and Y2K things, yoga, hanging out with friends, bubble tea, going to parties, going to clothes shopping.

Dislikes: getting sick, people being homophobic, waking up too early, fake people, tomatoes, certain drama, selfishness, coconuts, burnt popcorn.

Clothing aesthetic style: Y2K.

Fatima

Age 14

Female

Straight, ''Cis''

She/her

Birthday: April 6th

Asian- Arabic (Saudi)

Dad- Adeel, Mum- Zara

Has a 11 year old younger sister named Halima, an 8 year old younger brother named Qamar, a 5 year old younger brother named Ezra (has autism), and a 2 year old younger sister named Basma (has autism).

Has 1 pet: A Persian cat (Male, colour: ginger) named Biscuit.

She was originated from Saudi Arabia, and she moved to Brooklyn when she was 8 years old.

She has Autism (ASD)

She is a Muslim

Supports Palestine (Free Palestine!!)

She is a Bookworm and would read books every day.

Arabic is her first language, so she has an Arabic accent

She is a member of the Book Club at school and really enjoys talking about books (that is her main hyperfixation).

Fatima first met Violet during English class in primary school, when they were 9 years old. Fatima started talking about her favourite books that she loved to read and Violet was interested in Fatima's love for books and they friendship grew.

Personality: smart, thoughtful, kind, friendly, cheerful, childlike, bright, hard-worker, silly at times, creative, curious.

Loves: reading, books, her family and friends, writing stories, poems and fanfiction, watching children's shows, Bluey, Muslim holidays, playing games with her siblings, bedtime stories, learning about book history, relaxing time, cooking.

Dislikes: modern music, travelling far, sports, dirty rooms, rude people, bullying about her interests, wasps.

Clothing aesthetic style: Light Academia and Cottagecore.

Cordelia

Age 14

Female

Bisexual, Demigirl

She/they

Birthday: December 10th

White

Dad- Logan, Mum- Meghan

Has a 12 year old younger sibling (sister) named Angel, who is non-binary and goes by they/them (They are in Violet's little sister Blossom's year/class and they are good friends with River and Mars, which are Blossom's friends).

Has 2 pets: A Maine Coon cat (Male, colour: black) named Boxy, and a Golden Retriever (Female, colour: yellow) named Mei.

She has Anxiety

She is really good at playing the electric guitar.

She is a TikToker

Gothic lover

She is a video gamer and they sometimes streams when they are free or have time.

She also is learning how to speak Japanese, and they are quite good at it.

Cordelia first met Violet during Art class when they were 12 years old, Violet was impressed by Cordelia's drawing abilities. Cordelia jokily said, ''That's my superpower.'' They laughed together and the friendship grew ever since.

Personality: moody, sensitive, sassy, kind, helpful, thoughtful, cool, charming, gentle, a bit rude, responsible, creative, tomboyish.

Loves: drawing, art, rock and gothic music, playing the electric guitar, cosplaying, making TikTok videos, anime, spiders, Bluey, playing video games, hanging out with friends, going to anime conventions, Japanese language, her sibling and their pets, J-rock boy bands.

Dislikes: being lonely, having panic attacks, tight rooms, people annoying her, crowded areas, pop music, cute and bright pastel colours, maths.

Clothing aesthetic style: Goth and E-girl.

Tori

Age 14

Female

Straight, ''Cis''

She/her

Birthday: July 1st

Black

Dad- Nathan, Mum- Harmony

She is the only child

Has 1 pet: A Pomeranian dog (Female, colour: white) named Nova.

A Fashion enthusiast (mainly on Y2K, Mcbling and Baddie).

A Great Singer

A Bracelet Maker and she often makes jewellery that is inspired by the Y2K era.

 She is a Make-up artist and would do her friends' make up for amazing parties or special occasions.

Tori first met Violet in primary school, when they were 4 years old. Both Tori and Violet were in the same class, so they became really good friends, alongside Lilliahoshi. Also Tori loved doing people's hair and decorating it with hair accessories, so she did both Violet's and Lilliahoshi's hair and using accessories to make it prettier.

Personality: cheerful, funny, giggly, kind, friendly, fashionable, thoughtful, a bit sassy, lovable, enthusiastic.

Loves: jewellery making, singing, learning about fashion, fashion styles, designing clothes, her family and friends, hanging out with friends, make-up, watching Y2K shows, Barbie and Bratz dolls, making bracelets for her friends, her dog, the colour pink, reading fashion magazines, doing people's hairstyles, Y2K music.

Dislikes: messy rooms, being disorganised, people being mean and rude, petty drama, getting sick, jealous people, science, geography. 

Clothing aesthetic style: Baddie, Y2K, and Barbiecore.

Now, my Luigi and Daisy's fanchildren's friends and their AUs are complete ;)

my friends, I hope you guys like it @itsavee4117 @gracegootee @jessythebunny @jammyjams1910 @oh-my-gosh-its-j0sh @mrs-luigi-vargas

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Round Two of our Smash Bros Sexyman contest is concluded! Here are the results!

Match 1, Mario v. Samus: Samus Victory! (Hello lesbians, nice to see you. Though it would been funny if Mario won the entire contest.)

Match 2, Dark Samus v. Luigi: Luigi Victory! (And Luigi's win streak continues. Is he doing absolutely nothing? Who knows, this is in text form)

Match 3, Princess Daisy v. Princess Peach: Princess Daisy Victory! (Tomboy supremacy remains supreme, it seems)

Match 4, Sheik v. Falco: Sheik Victory! (Better shape up, furries. You're losing ground!)

Match 5, Lucina v. Ganondorf: Ganondorf Victory! (it seems not even the lesbians can stand against the unstoppable force that is the villain fuckers)

Match 6, Chrom v. Meta Knight: Meta Knight Victory! (Himbo supreme loses to literal goth kickball. More at eleven)

Match 7, Zero Suit Samus v. Solid Snake: Zero Suit Samus Victory! (Bisexuality: Civil War)

Match 8, King Dedede v. Lucario: King Dedede victory! (Hail to the King, baby. He is peak male performance, after all)

Match 9, Wolf O'Donnell v. Rosalina: Rosalina Victory! (The Furries have fallen! I repeat! The Furries have fallen!)

Match 10, Little Mac v. Robyn: Robyn victory! (Fire Emblem sstill got shooters baby!)

Match 11, Palutena v. Shulk: Palutena Victory! (Horny Bisexual Goddess eradicates Shulk Nation, more at eleven!)

Match 12, Cloud v. Corrine: Cloud Victory! (Sad wet cat anime boy victory. Whoda guessed?)

Match 13, Bayonetta v. Ridley: Bayonetta Victory! (Man, not even the monster fuckers can stand against her, can they?)

Match 14, Richter Belmont v. Isabelle: Richter Victory! (I guess cuteness can only get you so far...)

Match 15, Joker v. Banjo: Joker victory! (And like that, the Furries have gone. They have passed away, into the west.)

Match 16, Bealyn v. Sephiroth: Sephiroth victory! (Yeah... bout what I expected.)

And that was round two! Round three of our Smash Bros Sexyman Contest, coming soon!

[super-marihoes]

I haven't been drawing recently and I don't want to abandon this blog lmao so here's some headcanons. (Its mostly the bowser family)

CW: cursing and inappropriate themes

Bowser:

He wears dad glasses 👓

He's bisexual

He was a fucking menace before Junior was born, probably ran from the cops

Architecture nerd

He's got sinus issues (based on lil snotty bowser from yoshi's island)

Probably gets pegged because hes a simp

Peach:

She's also bi

Monsterfucker

The kidnappings are a publicity stunt bc she and Bowser wouldn't be allowed to be together otherwise

She was scared to be a mom at first but adopted Junior and is a proud Mama

Loves sweets

Shes peach shaped and I'm dying on that hill

Junior:

That kid has undiagnosed ADHD

Ligitimately didn't know what a mom was before Peach

Prefers to be called Junior

He has no biological mom, he was made by magic on accident

He's super smart for his age

Luigi:

That boy is gay, and i really do believe that

He and daisy have gay/lesbian solidarity

He knows about the kidnappings and the true reason behind it

Very trustworthy king

Polterpup made him less scared of ghosts

Always had an interest in the paranormal but was too scared to pursue it before Luigis Mansion

Gets overshadowed by Mario but doesn't really care

Mario:

Im gonna be honest i dont like him too much

He and Pauline are secretly together after Odyssey

The games are actaully his retelling about what happened and are sort of exhaggerated

He's actually a terrible plumber

He's got a big ego but he's working on not being an asshole

Daisy:

Thats a lesbian if I've ever seen one

In my brain she's hispanic

She's Peach's bestie and Junior's Auntie

Lives all sports and gets WAY too into it (shes just like me fr)

Bowser's golfing buddy

Scares men

Rosalina:

Shes trans 🏳️‍⚧️

Loves big ole sweaters

She, Daisy, and Peach have tea parties all the time

Some books and a cup of tea is her ideal night

Collection of big crazy earrings

Pauline:

Valentina ALLY!

She sang at Peach and Bowser's reception

Something primal inside of her wants to peg the shit out of Mario

They were exes but got back together

She said "i can fix him" but actually kinda does

Is the one that eventually tells Mario that Peach is getting sloppy toppy from a lizard

Kamek:

Who is that little gay man in the blue robe?

He's kinda crazy

He unofficially adopted Bowser

They have a very distant relationship, Kamek spoiled him with things but wasn't there very often in the emotional area (thats why hes yk like.... that)

Has a "foxy grandpa" t shirt

The Koopalings (im doing them all together):

They're Bowser’s distant family but he treated them like his niblings after their parents passed away

Ages in this order: Ludwig, Roy and Morton (twins), Wendy, Iggy, Lemmy, Larry

Ludwig and Wendy have gay/lesbian hostility (affectionate)

They each have their own instrument that they excell at

Instruments go: Ludwig- piano, Roy- bass, Morton- drums, Wendy- clarinet, Iggy- ukulele, Lemmy- the motherfucking banjo, Larry- lumatone (hes gotta be quirky and different)

Lemmy talks in sign language

Morton has brain damage (hes just like me fr)

Toadsworth:

Hes old

Took care of Peach after her parents died

He micromanages everything Peach does

He knows that his daughter is getting dicked down on the kidnappings but is in denial

DE NILE IS A RIVER IN EGYPT YOUR DAUGHTER IS A MONSTERFUCKER

He comes through in the end and supports their relationship

Thats all :)

[heloflor]

Have a doc filled with Mario headcanons and wanted to share the sexualities part because fuck it, it’s still pride month.

Disclaimer since it’s relevant to this post : I headcanon that Peach, Daisy, Wario and Waluigi are all creatures from the world of the Mushroom Kingdom who look the way they do due to magic gems (those blue and green gems that Peach and Daisy have respectively). Peach is a Toad, Daisy is a Dino-Rhino (unless those flower people from Mario Bros acid trip Wonder are from her Kingdom, then again I like Daisy being a giant cool Dino, plus the trailer for Wonder showed several other big animals), not sure for Wario and Waluigi but they’re not humans. The Super Crown works the way it does because there’s one of those gems in it.

Also, since it’s briefly mentioned, what I call the “main” continent is made out of the Mushroom, Koopa, Bomb-omb, Thwomp, and Goomba kingdoms. Sarasaland (retconned into Flower Kingdom now ?) and other kingdoms are on other continents (yes I know in Superstar Saga the Beanbean kingdom is neighbors with the Mushroom. But since they never appear in other games, I’ve chosen to ignore that detail).

Anyways, onto the headcanons :

- Mario : Transmasc Aromantic Heterosexual ; he realized he’s aro after finding out Peach is a Toad and losing sexual interest in her (felt bad about it at first because he thought he fell out of love upon discovering Peach at her most vulnerable, Bowser made it worse for him by accusing him of liking her only due to her human form) ; him being transmasc is why he’s named Mario Mario (he thought it would be funny)

- Luigi : Cis Bisexual ; had a fling with Peasley + loves Daisy ; he’s gender non-conforming and sometimes shares clothes with Peach, he also trains his voice to be higher-pitched for the heck of it (+ it can help in case he has to take Peach’s place for a kidnapping)

- Peach : Demiromantic Pansexual ; is cis-passing in human form but is technically transfem due to being a Toad

- Bowser : Omnisexual ; Cis tho I like the idea of him being transmasc and birthing Junior’s egg

- Yoshi and Birdetta are T4T + poly (hence Birdetta flirting with others) ; Birdetta’s eggs aren’t actually eggs (insert joke about her “eggs” being white) ; not sure if “all Yoshis that lay eggs are female” but at least all those that lay eggs that can be fertilized are female (and on that note YOSHI MIGHT BE CANONICALLY TRANSMASC ???!!!) ; Yoshi is straight while Birdetta is plurisexual (bi/pan/omni etc)

- Daisy : Straight + intersex + transfem (imagine if Prince Haru from the 1986 movie was her appearance pre-transition, but remove the whole “Peach’s fiancé” part of the plot, or the plot as a whole since the events of this movie didn’t happen here, just keep Haru’s design as “Daisy before transitioning”)

- Big fan of the headcanon that Kamek is gay ; he doesn’t date because 1. He’s busy 2. He’s getting too old for this 3. He’s devoted to his son and grandchildren which takes all his free time

- Depending on which creature he is Wario would be cishet though I could also see him be plurisexual (bi/pan/omni/other label that has to do with dating more than one gender ; I like putting diversity in queer headcanons but I’m not the most knowledgeable on labels past the most common ones)

- Not sure for Rosalina, either aroace or she’s allo but just stays single due to her life situation ; probably non-binary (she/it, could also be a play on the fact that some see her as some kind of goddess)

- Pauline is Cis Lesbian and her and Mario parted on good terms after he came out as trans on top of other reasons (basically they still care a lot about each other but realized they were better off as friends, the whole “unknown aro + transmasc with lesbian” simply gave them an easier excuse to break up)

- Really not sure for Bowser's kids, the only ideas that are "set in stone" are that Ludwig is gay, Wendy is attracted to boys (doesn't meant she can't like girls), Lemmy is demi-boy (they/him) and Morton is attracted to girls (like Wendy it doesn't close the door for liking men).

Not sure for the rest, though I could see Iggy using he/neopronouns (likely xe/xem) and at least one of them being interesex. Btw the older kids say they don’t date because they’re busy with royal duties but the truth is they are just incredibly awkward + they can’t ask their dad for advice since he’s a romantic disaster

- I could see Toadsworth be aroace, since even in his younger years he cared more about raising his surrogate daughter than dating + he never pressures Peach into marrying ? In general he doesn’t seem to care about romance ? ; he’s also transmasc because Toad

- After seeing Bowser’s Inside Story and the beginning of Dream Team, Starlow is a lesbian crushing on Peach (is very buddy-buddy with Peach despite barely knowing her, makes a big deal out of Peach being kept safe, calls her “Peach” instead of “Princess” from the get go, at times seems to see Peach as the best person in the room)

- Toads and Goombas are naturally agender because mushrooms ; some choose to express a specific gender (ex Toadsworth, Toadette, Peach, the Toads and Goombas from the first two Paper Mario) ; some may use gendered pronouns even if their presentation doesn’t display any specific gender (ex Captain Toad using he/him despite looking like any other Toad) ; basically every Toad/Goomba that use gendered pronouns (or neopronouns) is technically trans and/or non-binary ; cisgender Toads/Goombas go by they/it ; the Super Crown gem gives the shape the Toad see themselves as but it doesn’t have to be cis-passing or even gender conforming, can be androgyne (Daisy took a while to figure herself out, hence her gem giving her Haru’s look at first ; she's not from an agender species but the way the gems work still applies to hers, hence mentioning how her being trans worked on that front)

- That previous point implies either all Toads have the same metabolism and thus all grow facial hair (Peach having to shave tho) or they have mushrooms that serves as HRT for those who want more “masculine” or “feminine” traits (hair/facial hair and tone of voice) ; the color of their hats has nothing to do with gender for Toads (ignore Nintendo’s weird obsession with making every female character in the Mario franchise pink)

- Sexual dimorphism in general is very rare/limited in this world (only the Beanbean kingdom has it ?), in “main” continent, Koopas are the ones where it’s the most present and even then it’s very minimal (genitals, who can lay eggs, possibly size but even then not really since Pom Pom is the only one smaller than her male counterpart, Wendy and other female Koopas aren’t particularly small)

- Toads (and other species) experimenting with gender could be due to seeing Koopas make the distinction between “male” and “female” and finding the idea of changing your appearance based on how you feel to be fun (even though you have the concept of male and female Koopas, there’s no transphobia in Bowser’s kingdom) ; by that point it’s common for Toads to change however they feel and go by any pronouns they want, just because they’re aware of the concepts of masculinity and femininity doesn’t mean they have to follow it to the letter with their pronouns unless they want to

- On that note, I could see Toadette as genderfluid, though she most often goes by she/her ; I could also see one or several of the other main Toads (Ala Gold, Bucken Berry, Captain Toad, "The" Red ToadTM) be bi-gender

- Not sure what’s going on with Waluigi but he’s definitely queer

[everythingtoony]

I HAVE A FEW HEADCANONS

Adding onto the music headcanon, I feel like both brothers also would listen to ABBA and Dean Martin

Luigi absolutely will not touch anything that has had someone else's food on it. This is a huge sensory issue and he has to wear gloves if he's doing dishes

Princess Daisy is trans mtf!

Luigi is bisexual!

Mario is a straight ally ^^

Princess Peach is pansexual (I know many hc her as a lesbian but personally I get pan energy from her)

Luigi has a collection of music boxes that he listens to all the time, often to calm down from overstimulation

Imma throw some headcanons about my ocs too because I have two ocs related to the bros. (except in me and @oh-my-gosh-its-j0sh 's rp lmfao)

Margo is Mario's daughter, Lilliana is Luigi's. They're both cousins but act like siblings

Margo has ADHD and dyslexia, Lilliana has autism

Margo is a very imaginative kid, and will often play pretend with Lilliana. When they play pretend, they both basically live in their own little world.

They have an imaginary pet dragon named Pedro

Lilliana's special interest is elephants. She has an elephant plushie that's weighted, and it's super soft as well

Margo and Lilliana are both taking piano lessons. Margo secretly hates them

AJAJ OK THATS ALL I CAN REMEMBER

Random SMB movie headcanons that randomly came to me at random times

Luigi always keeps his phone at high percentage. It never gets below 70%. Mario however almost never charges his phone so it’s always at 20% on low battery mode

Toad’s love language is cooking for his friends and occasionally hitting them with his staff

When the gang first started hanging out DK playfully made a joke at Luigi’s expense, and immediately got the shit beat out of him by Mario. He learned not to ever insult Luigi again, even if it’s lighthearted

Peach occasionally has nightmares about Mario dying (poor girl witnessed him almost die twice)

Luigi listens to Taylor Swift. Mario listens to Britney Spears

DK is actually a huge softie but bc we saw him with Mario for most of his screentime he didn’t show it

Mario once accidentally cussed in front of Peach (probably stubbed his toe or smt) and at first assumed she didn’t hear it. But then later she repeated it in front of the whole gang and Mario was flabbergasted.

Toad is aroace

Mario and Luigi are huge mama’s boys. But when it comes to her showing them affection in public Mario’s the one that gets embarrassed while Luigi happily accepts it

Kamek taught Bowser how to play piano

The gang regularly have races against each other. Peach is usually the winner but sometimes the boys surprise her at the last second. But DK almost never wins and he’s always salty about it

Mario’s a fighting drunk, Luigi’s a crying drunk, Peach is a black out drunk, DK’s a sloppy drunk, and Toad’s a “tells you all the secrets of the universe while eating snacks” drunk

^ Bowser’s a mix of fighting drunk and crying about his ex drunk

DK jokingly flirts with Peach sometimes just to annoy Mario. Even after the two start dating DK still does it as an inside joke

Gonna keep reblogging this as I think of more

[lex-n-weegie]

I posted 1,528 times in 2021

403 posts created (26%)

1125 posts reblogged (74%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 2.8 posts.

I added 1,227 tags in 2021

#green warrior - 417 posts

#lexi rambles - 233 posts

#wahoo bro - 121 posts

#friend's art - 87 posts

#ask - 84 posts

#friend's selfship - 84 posts

#leigi - 52 posts

#admire aesthetics - 50 posts

#peachy pal - 50 posts

#superstar buddies - 49 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#(i actually hc luigi as autistic like me so i'd find him a couple of smooth rocks and he'd rub his fingers over it a lot as a comfort thing)

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

The Adventures of the Mario trio

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40 notes • Posted 2021-01-18 01:31:04 GMT

#4

You ever think too much about your friend's/mutuals OCs or s/is and you come up with cool stuff or questions for their characters and world but you never ask them because you're nervous? Yeah.

41 notes • Posted 2021-09-19 20:55:44 GMT

#3

My Super Mario LGTB+ headcannons post still gets notes from time to time, but I've actually changed some of my headcannons so I'm remaking it, and adding everyone's pronoun headcannons!

Idc if you think some of these are cringe I'm projecting and having fun

(also, consider these "cannon" for my own little Mario universe with Lexi)

Mario: Asexual and Bisexual (he/they)

Peach: Pansexual and demiromantic (she/her). Her and Mario are in a qp relationship :)

Luigi: Non-binary, Bisexual, and Ghostgender (he/they)

Bowser: Bisexual, Demiboy (he/they/it)

Daisy: Bisexual (she/her)

Rosalina: Lesbian (any pronouns, but prefers she/her)

Toad(s): Most are Non-binary or agender (and usually go by he/him)

Toadette: Transgender Lesbian (she/her)

Yoshi(s): Agender (they don't mind any pronouns besides it/it's, they don't like them)

Birdo: Transgender Bisexual (she/her)

Kamek: Gay (he/him [he also like xe/xem but is kinda afraid to ask people to use em)

Wario: Aroace questioning and agender (doesn't mind any pronouns, but tends to use he/him the most)

Waluigi: Pansexual (he/him)

E. Gadd: Aroace (he/him)

Gooigi: Agender and asexual (he/they/it)

King Boo: Aroace (he/they/it)

Pauline: Lesbian (she/her)

50 notes • Posted 2021-10-30 22:49:12 GMT

#2

Alright selfship community, here's the little art challenge thing I came up with! (If it's not really a "challenge," I apologize)

Draw your f/os in their pride colors! (Aka, what YOU think about their gender and sexuality!)

You don't see them as anything other then cishet? That's alright, you can just draw them being an ally! (There is actually an ally flag, look it up). You can do this with f/os of any type! Romantic, platonic, familial, qp, any of em! I figured this would be fun for everyone to do!

Edit: forgot to add that moodboards and stimboards are also allowed in this! I know someone only do them instead of drawing so I'm including them :)

If you do this, please tag/@ me! I'd love to see it (and reblog it too if that's ok!)

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61 notes • Posted 2021-09-04 16:00:54 GMT

#1

Am I the only one who absolutely loves imagining their f/os in different outfits? (Whether that be casual, formal, lazy wear, etc.)

It's like my favorite pastime, imagining them in a nice suit/dress to go outside where, or them in a tank top and shorts because it's hot out and they wanna relax gosh darn it. Highly recommend

(ok to rb!)

292 notes • Posted 2021-07-17 16:23:28 GMT

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[generalthirstclub]

what your smash main says about you, written by an obsessive smash fan who doesn't know anything about half of the characters on the roster

mario: you sleep well every night. How

donkey kong: you don't really know much about this game but you're trying your best

link: i don't know man you just like legend of zelda

samus: you're a lesbian

dark samus: you're a really sexy lesbian

yoshi: you think dinosaurs are really cool

kirby: you're a fucking baby!!!

fox: you don't know anything about star fox but it intrigues you cause you're a furry

pikachu: you're just here for the pokemon rep

luigi: you're perfect in every way here's my credit card number

ness: whenever you lose a stock you make a joke about sans undertale getting killed

captain falcon: you parrot his lines, accent included, whenever he says anything

jigglypuff: actually i've got nothing on this one sorry

peach: i diagnose you with femme lesbian

daisy: same as peach but daisier

bowser: monsterfucker

ice climbers: you have a really strong opinion on whether nana and popo are siblings or lovers or what and you get into arguments with people about it

sheik: youre a trans icon

zelda: you just think shes pretty

dr mario: you have a medical kink

pichu: you like beating the shit out of people with the objectively worst character in the game cause it makes you very epic.

falco: uhhhh bird

marth: i dunno man. i don't know shit about fire emblem

lucina: youd main marth but youre too busy thinking girls are pretty

young link: why do you main young link

ganondorf: you like to Whack

mewtwo: you like pokemon but youre a little more familiar with the other franchises in smash than the pikachu main

roy: listen i have no fucking idea

chrom: EVERYTHING is chrome in the future!

mr game and watch: you're gay and also you're kin with me cos that's my main

meta knight: you adore kirby games and you may or may not have a thing for spanish accents

pit: you've never played a kid icarus game in your life but you think the concept is cool

dark pit: you're edgy

zero suit samus: no offense but you're probably a straight man. if not then you're the coolest person ever

wario: you are so brave.

snake: i don't know man

ike: which one is ike again??? i don't fuckjn know. all the animesy boys blend together. send help

pokémon trainer: youve been playing pokemon since you were in diapers and you know every single move and ability

diddy kong: you are here for blood

lucas: listen i don't know earthbound. i

sonic: uh.... meow?

dedede: every day you wake up and you look in the mirror and you softly whisper "ah need a monster to clobber dat dere kirby."

olimar: you think pikmin are cute and you cry when any of them die

lucario: ah. the age old furry pokémon fan

rob: you really like chunky 90s computers

toon link: you're the gay legend of zelda fan

wolf: you eat your cereal dry

villager: you're tired of the murderous villager meme but you still partake in it whenever you land a good hit

mega man: you like clicking the chip over and over to make the announcer say MEGAMEGAMEGAMEGAMEGAMAAAN

wii fit trainer: either you're nostalgic for wii fit or you're an antivaxxer

rosalina: you always liked rosalina better than peach or daisy growing up and now you are physically transforming into her

little mac: you own a small apple computer. :0)

greninja: you think his froggy sounds are funny

palutena: You Gotta Have Green Hair

pac-man: you are trans and you like peanut butter

robin: robin

shulk: you just like his accent

bowser jr: you love the way the announcer goes BOWSER! ...JUNIOR?

duck hunt: either you think the dog is cute or you like making da cunt jokes

ryu: youre gay

ken: youre gayer

cloud: your motivation to win is knowing what a groove your victory jingle is.

corrin: ????????

bayonetta: youre either a really kinky lesbian desperately searching for a purpose in life or you just think she's neat

inkling: you have never gone a day in your life without playing splatoon

ridley: you have a monsterfucker problem. you and the bowser main can bond over this you see

simon: your name really is simon. im sorry.

richter: you don't sleep

k rool: you think that lord licorice from candyland is sexy

isabelle: you just really like animal crossing!! you're a good wholesome person have a nice day

incineroar: you were a pro wrestler in a past life. he's trying to escape your body. you need an exorcist

piranha plant: you always let kirby swallow you cause he looks so adorable in his little plant outfit

joker: i diagnose you with HORNY

mii: chaotic neutral

[freckledskittles]

104th SSBU Mains

In the midst of playing Super Smash Bros Ultimate and the trailer for the second half of SNK’s third season, this heap of crap came out of nowhere and now it’s the only thing I can think about

I don’t know a lot about some of these series so please excuse me for any mistakes or inaccuracies!

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Eren: Roy. He got into Fire Emblem when he first played SSB:Melee, and he fell in love with that red-haired boy. When he plays Ultimate, Eren is less likely to stick to one character (his argument is that “everyone is good and I love all of them DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE”), but when he has to, he knows his boy Roy is there for him. Alternatives are Ryu, Mega Man, and Zelda, which, in his mind, if you’re going to play anyone, they’re the best options.

Fun fact: half of the reason he plays Ryu is to bug Armin to be Ken since “they’re best friends and we’re best friends and you look like Ken.” Same for Simon and Richter.

Mikasa: Young Link. LOZ is her favorite video game series by far (Majora’s Mask is her favorite hmu about Mikasa headcanons I love her) and when she heard he was coming back to Smash, she was sold on him before the game was out. She likes any Link, but Young Link has a charm and holds a lot of nostalgia for her. And she likes how he's the only one of the Link trio to have fire arrows. Alternatives are Yoshi (somewhat for the IRS meme but mostly for her fave green dinosaur), Mewtwo for the Pokemon representation, and Samus. Nothing beats an “I’m strong” catchphrase than the first female video game protag.

Armin: Mega Man. Of the video game series he’s gotten into, Legend of Zelda and Mega Man are the ones he’s most loyal too. For Ultimate, he’s more into the mini easter eggs that Mega Man’s moves give to other characters in the franchise than winning the game, and will probably play the single player modes the most, but he doesn’t mind fighting his friends. Alternatives include Pit, Pikachu and Falco; he doesn’t know much about Falco or Pit, except what he’s heard from everyone else, but it’s better than giving into Eren’s whim to play as Simon or Ken.

Jean: Ike. He grew up on that good old GameCube system, so of course he’d go to Ike, whose first game was for GC. He won’t admit it out loud, because he’s a Cool Guy™, but RPGs are near and dear to this boy’s heart. And what better way to share that love than with a blue-haired boy with a big ass sword? Also, he’s pretty good at Smash? So whatever smack talk he has is actually backed by some type of skill and experience. Alternative mains are Zelda, Young Link, and Pichu, all which took a very deep study of each character to develop. It was a serious decision.

Marco: Link. Like Armin, he has limited experience in videogame knowledge, and he’s just here to play with some characters and sass his friends. Link is the one he knows best, and the BOTW design is really pleasing to him. He’s really not here to win or show off how good he is cough cough Erejean. He just wants to have fun! And will do so in ways that make everyone regret handing him the controller, but he doesn’t know that. (Ridley just came out how the hell has he already mastered him?) Alternatives are Ness for the baseball references, Kirby for the deceit, and Marth for a cute blue-haired boy.

Fun fact: it’s a running joke among the 104th nerds that Ness’s design was inspired by Marco, and just to play into the joke, Marco has learned how to imitate Ness’s voice perfectly. For shits and giggles, he’ll spam the “okay” taunt if he’s doing better.

Sasha: Kirby. A classic, in her opinion, and the most versatile character since he can get the move of any player he inhales. There’s nothing more terrifying than a smiling pink glob hitting you with a hammer and nothing will change her mind. She put in so many hours to Kirby’s GBA and DS games when she was a kid that she can’t not play as him. Alternatives are Toon Link and Luigi for the GameCube nods, and Daisy. She makes up for losses by whispering “hi I’m Daisy” under her breath. It has a 95% chance of making them laugh.

Fun fact: the 104th buds have enforced a ban on Sasha’s Luigi when they’re playing together. He is too strong for mortal minds to comprehend.

Connie: Diddy Kong. The peanut gun really sold it for him, and he loves that Donkey Kong being the big goof that he is has a tiny sidekick like Diddy. He’s not here to win or compete seriously—he just wants to have fun. And that fun requires shooting peanuts and slapping opponents with his tail, but he’s not keeping track. Alternatives are Snake for laughs, Villager for the Look Of Death from that one skin (you know which one), and Peach. If he and Sasha are on a team, it’s a nightmare of hip bumps and golf clubs. If they’re facing off, No One Is Safe.

Reiner: Samus. As a kid, his mom wanted him to get into video games that were “safe for the kids” and so there was a bit of a limit to what he could play. But Metroid was something she okayed, and the series now has a special place in his heart. Samus is amazing to him? A bounty hunter in space who fights a giant dinosaur and is also a woman? He’s proud of that. Alternatives include Donkey Kong (more to play with Connie than anything else, really), Mario, and Olimar. Pikmin was another series he was able to play; if he had to choose, the white Pikmin are his favorite.

Bertholdt: Olimar. Sorta like Reiner, his video game knowledge is limited, but more by choice than anything. His knowledge stems from friends and his brothers playing DS games. (Their favorite is Spirit Tracks hmu about Bert headcanons I love him.) He chose Olimar, who he recognizes thanks to Reiner, but also because he looks like he is waaay out of his element. Which is how Bert feels 98% of the time. Alternatives are Marth, Shulk, and Pit; he didn’t choose them until he played at least some of their main games. (Which he did end up doing and enjoyed them all.)

Annie: Incineroar. She’s a Pokemon girl when no one’s watching, and that asshole cat pulling a clothesline on stage is exactly why she’s playing the game. She didn’t choose Litten when she played Sun/Moon (Rowlet is her dear round boy), but by god if she’s not going to take her chance. She was skeptical of Incineroar at his release but once she played him, she was a fan. The stone-like facade she wears playing him doesn’t help either—it’s win or death. Alternatives are King K. Rool, Zelda, and Ridley. She makes heavy characters look easy and the 104th does not appreciate it.

Ymir: Little Mac. A 5′7″ boxer from the Bronx is squaring up to fight a fire-breathing dragon, an anthropomorphic hedgehog, and a pink blob that wants to put her to sleep. It doesn’t matter—he’s here to beat everyone up and he won’t stop until he wins. She may be biased (modern au headcanon that she’s from the Bronx what up) which some will allege is her reason for picking Little Mac, but that’s just slander to her. Alternatives include Mega Man (after so many years of not having that iconic blue boy), Chrom (“that’s an ugly ass tattoo put some sleeves on”), and Sheik.

Fun fact: it takes every bit of her lesbian heart to not choose the girls because the 104th knows her attraction to long blonde hair and is waiting for her to do it. And sometimes, you need Peach to shut them up.

Historia: Marth. He’s a royal blue boy! Look at how pretty! Soft headcanon that Historia likes fighting games and RPGs because hello punching bad guys and using sword to battle evil? Yes please she wants that. She’ll distract everyone with praises of her character and “how beautiful” they are while attacking the 104th with every chance she gets. She’s here to win, and when she will, she just smiles and says “don’t worry we’re all winners.” But everyone knows who the One True Winner is. Alternatives are Ryu, Zero Suit Samus, and Pichu. When she chooses Pichu, the 104th buds know the game is over.

[everypieceintoafire]

My wife and I were discussing this post last night. Our conclusions:

Mario — no chance.

Donkey Kong — would instantly be set upon by Yarnhamites screaming, “Beast! Beast!” and devoured.

Link — it’d be tough, but she’d get there.

Samus — walk in the park.

Yoshi — nope.

Kirby — currently wearing Wetnurse’s hat.

Fox — see Donkey Kong.

Pikachu — struggles, but gets there. Ranged attacks an advantage.

Luigi — he started shivering and crying and wore down to stubs the fingernails on the hand he wasn’t using to cover his eyes, and when he finally calmed down, he realised he’d already sucked Wetnurse into his hoover.

Ness — ??

Captain Falcon — his voice sample plays whenever you bash on one of the doors in Yarnham. He’s having a wonderful time.

Jigglypuff — we were split. Might have to grind chalice dungeons for a while to get the levels necessary.

Peach — no chance.

Daisy — absolutely walks it. Is seen comforting Luigi at the end (platonically).

Bowser — taken down by Micolash.

Ice Climbers — become beasts.

Shiek/Zelda — is seen comforting Link at the end (non-platonically) (they’re lesbians).

Dr Mario — sets up shop in the clinic. Does quite well.

Pichu — never leaves the hunter’s dream. Sleeps a lot in the Doll’s lap.

Falco — see Donkey Kong.

All the Fire Emblem characters — we can’t tell them apart. They team up, and get pretty far because the beasts aren’t used to turn-based combat. They fall at the same Micolash hurdle Bowser does.

Ganondorf — does well until he gets excited and turns into a pig. And then that happens.

Mewtwo — far too psychic. Almost instantly becomes ‘Romtwo’.

Mr Game & Watch — also beats Dark Souls.

Meta Knight — makes it through. Needs therapy.

Pit — goes to live on the moon. That way.

Wario — the beasts aren’t used to minigames. Befriends Micolash and doesn’t move on from there.

Snake — a hand reaches out from a cardboard box and drops a grenade into a baby carrier. The cardboard box shuffles away. Moments later, an explosion. It takes him six days to get in and out (four of those days are codec conversations).

Pokemon trainer — discovers you can train the beasts. Never leaves. Do not fight them.

Diddy Kong — walks it.

Lucas — ??

Sonic — walks it very very quickly.

King Dedede — becomes the newest god.

Olimar — he is very small! Please give him some more time!

Mega Man — gets some very upsetting weapons.

Wii Fit Trainer — walks/squats/jumping-jacks it. If the bosses didn’t all have music she might have had more trouble.

Rosalina — change gradually comes to Yarnham from the inside, but there’s always a woman at the right hand of the apparent agent of change, throughout the centuries. Who is she? No-one knows.

Bayonetta — walks it, fabulously. Don’t tell me you don’t want to see this.

Inkling — already a squid, sometimes. A decisive advantage.

King K Rool — see Donkey Kong.

Isabelle — her natural affinity with the beasts and her easygoing charm just sort of calm everything down. It’s fine now. It’s all fine now. (She’s friends with Doomguy, just in case.)

IM SORRY SOME OF YOU DISAGREE WITH MY OBJECTIVELY CORRECT POST ABOUT WHICH SMASH CHARACTERS WOULD SURVIVE BLOODBORNE

[super-mario-girl]

The Forgotten Princess and The Mayor

I'm seeing a lot of Peach X Pauline stuff and I'm for it, but I can do you one better: Pauline X Princess Eclair(from Luigi's story in TTYD). Why? Both characters are overshadowed. Pauline was once rescued by Mario, but is overshadowed by Peach, who is usually Mario's love interest. Luigi tells the story about how he rescued the Princess Eclair, but she is never acknowledged or mentioned again(she never appears at all), and is overshadowed by Daisy, who is Luigi's love interest. I headcanon(this is just my headcanon so it's okay if you have a different one) that after breaking up with Mario, Pauline realizes she doesn't like guys, and that she is a lesbian. When she visits the Mushroom Kingdom for the first time and met Mario again, she tells him and the two decide to be platonic friends. (Peach would never say it out loud, but she is secretly relieved that Pauline is gay, mainly because she doesn't have to worry about her suddenly wanting Mario back and causing drama). Eclair knows from the beginning that she is gay. When Luigi rescues her, she comes out to him and he's fine with it, and wants to remain friends(that's why they don't get together). Somehow, the two end up meeting, and sharing their stories about the Mario Bros. They become good friends, and their friendship turns into a relationship. Pauline is a Mayor, and Eclair is a Princess. New Donk City and The Waffle Kingdom end up having really good relations. Mario is happy that his ex found a new love, and Luigi is proud of his friend for finding a girlfriend. I dunno maybe it's because I wish Eclair got more spotlight because I rarely see people acknowledge her and even when she is, she's usually Luigi's ex love interest. (She's portrayed similarly to Pauline). She doesn't even have a canon appearance. I just wanna see this happen.

[hoopyfrood]

Princess Peach and Princess Daisy?

nice !!!!!!!

sexual orientation headcanon - princess peach is bi and princess daisy is the biggest lesbian ive ever seen. sun lesbian

gender headcanon - Nobody Is Cis peach is a trans lesbian with a love of big poofy dresses and daisy is mostly genderless. she doesnt really care about gender she just is who she is and who she is is awesome

mental illness / neurodivergent headcanon - princess peach has adhd and princess daisy is autistic. daisy also has anxiety and she struggles with wanting to be badass and a strong princess while having worries. peach helps her out and they talk about their hyperfixations together

3 random headcanons - daisy and luigi are true wlw and mlm solidarity and daisy is always trying to set luigi up with people and get him to dress up all handsome for events so he can catch a cute guys eye poor guy he doesnt mind much tho he loves her support even if she can be overbearing sometimesdaisy is the best rollerskater in all the super mario universe and holds some great records for gymnastics and kickboxing and tennis and racing. she works better on her own but isnt bad in a team too and is a great team leader to rival marios leadership skillsprincess peach and princess daisy own a bakery together this isnt a hc this is real and i love it daisys enthusiasm and peach’s patience work well to run their bakery and they get toad and toadette to try out new flavours and host tea parties and they have so much fun