#Dadbriel

[maggie44paint]

don't you dare wake her up, she's having her daily naptime! 😤

[whataboutsimple]

Gabriel: *leaves hero business and starts living in a small house with garden*

Magnus: that's it..

Ellegaard: I hear sand falling from him.

Ivor: Don't worry, my friend, your tombstone will be the most beautiful at the cemetery.

Soren: I'll take care of your dog.

Gabriel:

Gabriel: I'm still alive and I'm younger than all of yo-

Ellegaard: SHHHHH-

Ivor: *In the process of shutting Gabriel up with his hands*

Magnus: Sometimes I can still hear him talking.. *Wipes away tear*

Soren, comforting Magnus: he's in a better place now..

Gabriel, very annoyed: OBVIOUSLY.

[linaderpina]

pls let this pop off pls let this pop off

[brokendreamscreation]

@heaven-said Idk this feels like a father son song for them

[brokendreamscreation]

@themosthatedbeingg @abyssalthreads @timelostobserver @heaven-said Heaven’s Messy Family in a Half Nut Shell

just more scenes from rottmnt that absolutely murder me

the sibling interactions are still 100% on point tho & S/O to @cartoonsareeverything for reminding me how hilarious ‘Lair Games’ was

[gemscales-and-tea]

[ massage ] from Toonbriel to Gabriel!

There's a low groan in answer, grateful for the contact just this once. It might help the blooming tension.

"One thing. We ask them to focus on one thing and they fight instead! Useless!"

[tippedarrows]

Dewey IS the life savior!

Like that you made me remember that in my opinion Gabriel is, like, the richest out of the Order? C'mon, he's the only one going around, making those speeches and stuff to earn money. And my personal hc that he's extremely lucky to find diamonds..

Imagine Gabriel being not just Dadbriel but sugar Dadbriel for Old Order! Extremely funny considering he looks the youngest among them! Xd

Or or here me out, he goes back from mines all sad and stuff and Soren asking "What's wrong? Didn't get anything?", then Gabriel answers "Nah, I got some stuff, but I wanted iron." Magnus pops up his head in doorway "So? Got only coal?" and Ellegaard behind him "Or redstone? I could take it". Gabriel sights heavily and pulls out, like, stack of diamonds or so "Just diamonds! For Notch sakes, I needed iron and not that stupid stuff-" and goes aggressively to his room, while whole Order looks like bunch of deers in headlights.

I'm rambling about Stoopid stuff over here

- Mr. C

I dont mind!! I dont get super interacted with much so I love this

reminds me I exist and I'm real lol.... <- sorry that's just my humor

Oh my GOD That is So funny. I like the hc that he's REALLY GOOD at finding diamonds. it's like the midas touch but diamond.

In my personal opinion, (and arguably the less original idea), I think soren is the richest. Purely because brother has a MANSION and also hes the builder of worlds.

he got rich because I GAVE HIM THAT MONEG because I LOVE HIM. I LOVE YOU SOREN MINECRAFT!!!!!

Thinking about Soren losing money over the years when he goes into hiding and just surviving off his fortune, and Gabriel, doing the wandering warrior thing, is just LOADED.

Jesse's like hey ivor!! hows the reconnecting going!! and ivor's like. oh, yes, jesse. Gabriel had a gift he wanted me to give to you

HANDS HIM TWO DIAMOND BLOCKS??????????? HUHHHHH???? then ivor proceeds to complain that yeah Gabriel had way too much and though you could break the blocks down for a new sword. and jesse's just like. IVE LITERALLY NEVER HELD A BLOCK OF DIAMOND BEFORE IVOR I LIVED IN A TREEHOUSE WITH MY PIG.

[lmky-n]

alternate leader and his cosmic angel daughter

here some dadbriel (dad-briel) and Vasilisa gacha nox "dad and daughter" duo

and @carrion1750, look at alt. Gabriel protecting his adoptive cosmic angel daughter from her bullies, it's like if bird males was taking care of their young ones. our dadbriel act like male nandu bird, that means, if some alternate tried to help in rising little Vasilisa (that cosmic angel girl) Gabriel was agressivelly refusing help and tried to get that altetnate away from him and his daughter (except our intruder of course)

[brokendreamscreation]

@heaven-said

“Being brave doesn’t mean you aren’t scared. Being brave means you are scared, really scared, badly scared, and you do the right thing anyway.”

— Neil Gaiman

[toonyscorner]

MANDELABLR PLEASE HEAR ME ON THIS AU IT'S FILLED WITH ANGST.

I know y'all love your angst.

Dadbriel AU where Gabriel (sussy Gabriel ofc) is Cesar's dad, and Adam's uncle (Intruder is Adam's dad fuck you) and when Cesar was about 4 or 5, Gabriel made Alternates to entertain the skrunkly while he was busy. Then later he just snatches em and is like "okay I actually need these for my evil plan" but that plan backfires and Gabriel watches as his once mortal son becomes an alternate.

God I hate myself.

[whataboutsimple]

Order Of Dummies, but they care about each other.

Ivor: You're the best thing, that happened to me in my life.

Soren: What's wrong with your life?

Ellegaard: Listen, I'm not the person you need.

Magnus: Who do I need then?

Ellegaard: Psychiatrist.

Gabriel: Which genre of music do I remind you of?

Ivor: Dunno, I don't listen to such BULLSH-

Ellegaard: I dreamt of you yesterday.

Soren: Uh huh?

Ellegaard: I threw you out of the window:)

Magnus: Why won't you marry me?

Gabriel: Because I wanna have long and happy life.

Ivor: I'm hungry, let's order something. What do you want?

Ellegaard: For you to die.

Soren: Why are you standing near the window?

Gabriel: I'm thinking, should I jump of or close it.

Soren: Jump, I'll close.

Guys, I swear, they love each other 🙏

[shadlad24]

Them Bones and Boneheads

Or, GW is STILL Not Having a Very Good Time

Same “rules” as usual apply: Diagonals are usually to be read after the straight-across subs and top to bottom. Ooh! One minor difference from my previous posts of this nature is that these ideas all come a running commentary I made during my first-ever viewing of the episode. (So, there are anti-spoilers herein. LOL) ANYway, “Them Bones, Them Bones” cracksubs, here we go!  

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“Also, I’m not tall enough to be carrying you like this!”

(Yup! ^’s a Hope reference. XD)

Sooo… expert shamaness Yakut here vision’d Xe coming a thousand miles away but doesn’t recognize the person she too nearly died fighting the last time Xena came around? Alrighty then. 

Golly, GW jumped to killing Alti quick. Maybe she’s still as mad about her hair as I am. XD

Well, THANKS, Xena! You taught GW all about how to get to the spiritual plane, but apparently NOTHING about what to do once she got there. Faaaaaaail!!! + Thank YOU, too, Yakut! You beautiful, non-present standby, you. -_-

… >:) I HOPE Xena has to birth a Destroyer.

Translation of friggin Xena’s friggin plan: “OK, babe! So, I know you nearly died just a moment ago, you’re the one chance my baby’s soul has, and I was and am probably the only one who could possibly bring you back. Right; here’s what we do! We split up! You, defenseless, vital key-to-success, you; you go off with Amarice who too has no idea what is going on or how to fight Alti. Meanwhile, me and Yakut, the ONLY non-Alti people in the region who know anything about this shamaness stuff, we’re going off together! …’K, see yuh!”

Yakut says sorry. Methinks she should wait ’til she has to tell Gabrielle what she’s done. THEN she’ll be sorry. XD (Xena, a repeat in-the-dog-house’er, would know and may be fearing for her own skin right about now. heh)

Hey, GabbyWabs... Maybe let's NOT doubt the mystic lady who has what we need, right in front of her, hm?

“I’mma have to make a list of all the things I have to keep track of for this journey. Don’t let go of Xena; don’t let go of the dagger; knock Xena and everyone else on our side out so they can’t pull even more idiotic stunts; rescue the baby; grab Xena’s lost marbles; kill Alti; ugh! ...Ooh! Then come back and wed Amarice so she can be an Amazon by marriage. And to spite Xena. Mwa ha ha! ’K; plan, go!”

(I’m with you, Alti!)

I’m not entirely sure why, but the giant dent in Alti's head makes me giggle like crazy. XD Maybe I’m okay with Yakut dropping the shamaness’s skull after all. LOL!

...But, uh, the baby’s soul is a little ball of light, right? …Do neither Xena nor Alti have souls? They ain’t glowing. There’s no tiny skeleton in Xena’s abdomen either. And Alti’s stomach is apparently hanging out with her heart. Is any of this bad?

*We interrupt this epic smackdown to bring you a brief dance battle*

Hee! I like how G quietly growled, “Xeeenaaa!” like, “PLEASE don’t make me give you mouth-to-mouth when you’re all nasty-bloody like this! Haven’t I done enough this episode?!” while Xe was totally waiting for those kisses.

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Alright, ladies. To close, let’s have a drama-off. I’m talking peak drama! I want to see pearls, clutched! Gasps, everywhere! Dun-dun-duns, all over the place! Face, pose; everything! Give it to me! 

Xena, you’re up first!

Fabulous! That’s exactly what we’re looking for! 

Everyone else?

...Nailed it! XD

But who won? Personally, though my heart belongs to Gabrielle, Amarice amuses me to no end, and Yakut/Yuh’kook has some really pretty eyes... Xena definitely takes the cake here. XD Alti kinda failed. LOL, irony.

Sadly, due to the inordinate (which is REALLY saying something, with my posts X”D) amount of time put into and length of this post, we have to stop here. No time to compile every “???” or “!!!” reaction from Amarice, squee over Gabrielle being a total angel to that *cough* fake Amazon, nor revel in any other hilarity or WTF’ery. I hope you had fun, nevertheless.

Until next time! :D

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Other cracksub episodes include The Comedy of Amphipolis and What in the Gurkhan?.

[brokendreamscreation]

The ever prominent bubbling giggles begin at Gabriel’s greeting exclamation, although with a tired weight to them. “It was a most thrilling hunt! So many youth and their families out and about and dressed in the most spectacular of creations! Oh you should have seen some of them, Gabriel. Costumes made from scratch with love and joy in every stitch, every cardboard piece, every brush of paint. And of course the -yawn- the store bought ones. Those could be quite fun too to see.”

Rolling himself over as Gabe circles the bed to tuck in so he could stay facing him, the younger nuzzled into the pillows, sinking into the comfort of the familiar bed. It held the strong scent of the archangel even when he was gone for such long periods of time. Lucid certainly wants to ramble on more but is betrayed by another large yawn, his eyelids shuttered to half mast.

“Thanks for letting me go trick-or-treat, Gabe. Next year you should come with me! I think you’d -yawn- you’d really like it too. And you could even stay in your armor cause…-yawn- cause the humans would…would think…costume…” Lucid’s words begin to slur and mumble as he begins drifting to sleep. Before it takes him, he reaches out to touch Gabriel’s arm, contact between them to keep assurance that the guardian is there.

A night out with the goblins and ghouls has come to an end. And what a time of jolly fun it was! Lucid sets the pumpkin bucket on the counter, still amply filled with candy despite the abundance he’s already consumed. Peeling off his dragon onsie costume, Lucid tosses it onto the bed in his own room before going through his short nightly routine. As soon as he’s finished, the seraph makes his way to Gabriel’s room, clambering up onto the oversized bed and flopping onto his side with an exhausted, yet content sigh. The month of nightmares are over, but the young seraph will stay by Gabe’s side a little longer as he recovers fully, knowing he is safe beside his father figure.

✞ Of course he worried. He always worries. Its easy to take one's mind off it when you have to work on and off shifts until the witching hour fending back the kind of demonic spirits that do a little worse than just bar hop and visit relatives. But that was nothing new for him, he has helped his other brethren in that burden since the dawn of the Hallowed Eve.

But now and then he still did have to remind himself that NOT calling for him meant all is well... all is well. They'll be back home on time. Be there to wait for them, enjoy the quiet now that you're off work. They'll be home, they'll be--

His higher eyes could sense them just entering his home, and he didn't realize he was tense until he sighed, smiling to himself in relief, finishing whatever passage of scripture he was on as he waited for them to come find him. Always a comfort. It might as well be a history book with some affirmations addended, to him.

He was sat in a chair beside the bed, already unarmored as if prepared to sleep, and watched as they ran up beside him and plopped into the heavenly white covers. And the warmest chuckle bubbles up from the deep of his throat.

" So he returns! I take it your hunt was quite bountiful, my dove? " His black book clapped closed, he stands to come and pat their hair. " Good. I am so glad it could bring you some joy. And... I am also sure you're exhausted. You are not quite recouped, after all... Let us not push your limits too terribly. I shall rest with you. Then you can tell me everything you saw, bright in the morning. " One last pat, and he takes his far longer strides to circle around to the other side of the bed.

[brokendreamscreation]

Archangel Gabriel @ teen Lucid: “Do as I say, not as I do.”

Teen Lucid: “Okay!”

*later*

Teen Lucid: “Dadbriel said “WHY SPREAD YOUR LEGS WHEN YOU CAN SPREAD THE PAGES OF A BIBLE!”

@heaven-said context xxx)

[fromtheshadcws]

@thxlionsdxn :

“I’m getting tired and I need someone to rely on.”

To have any kind of medic admit that they were too tired to do their job, was a miracle in and of itself; Gabriel had seen it in training, in Jack, in any medic he’d run into during his military career. They all went on working far past their own limits, sleeping on their feet, 50 hour shifts - 

whatever it took.

He appreciated that.

Still. He was also visibly pleased at the fact that Ziegler, eventually, admitted a defeat of sorts, because she looked like she was about to drown herself in liquor or an actual lake, with how tired she was.

“Don’t blame you,” says Gabriel, a warm hand landing on her shoulder and frowning as he tries to catch her gaze.

“Even you need a break sometimes, Ziegler. Are you okay?”

[blxsscd-x-fxrsakcn]

" But if you have to start everything anew.... that's me too. " Luna scratched her head, " What do you mean again though? "

❝ David. My son. I made a mistake that cost him his life. He was no older than you. I failed to protect him. Which is why I make up for it by guarding others. Looking after the young and innocent was my actual duty, Lu. Not the apocalypse. ❞