#Dabadie

[orbillusion]

It Was Always For JuanaFlippa

or: if Charlie didn't go Gegg when Wilbur left

In Spanish and English! (Translator used)

Charlie sat in the small shack. He really did appreciate it. It was small, smaller than JuanaFlippa's room. He didn't deserve anything bigger.

He rubbed the beading tears from his eyes as he sat knees to chest by the door. He couldn't get his mind off of earlier that night. Singing JuanaFlippa's lullaby to Tallulah. It felt wrong. Almost like he had replaced her. It felt right. He had a second chance.

Not with Flippa, which he regrets. He left JuanaFlippa with his bitch wife again. Why did he think it would be any different?

No. He had a second chance to redeem himself. To be a better father. To show Flippa he could've done better.

"I'm Blue..." He whispered. His voice trailed off into shuddering breaths. He hugged his knees closer to his chest and buried his head between them.

"Dabadee..." He was tired. So *so* tired of it all. This all had started because his bitch wife doesn't know what the word 'careful' means.

"Dabadie..." He didn't want to see Mariana at the trial. If she even bothered to show up.

He'd try to make things right like he'd failed to do in eggxile.

For JuanaFlippa.

It was always for JuanaFlippa.

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Charlie se sentó en la pequeña choza. Realmente lo apreció. Era pequeño, más pequeño que el cuarto de JuanaFlippa. No se merecía nada más grande.

Se frotó las lágrimas de los ojos mientras se sentaba con las rodillas junto al pecho junto a la puerta. No podía quitarse de la cabeza esa noche anterior. Cantando la canción de cuna de JuanaFlippa a Tallulah. Se sintió mal. Casi como si la hubiera reemplazado. Se sintió bien. Tuvo una segunda oportunidad.

No con Flippa, de lo que se arrepiente. Volvió a dejar a JuanaFlippa con su puta esposa. ¿Por qué pensó que sería diferente?

No. Tenía una segunda oportunidad para redimirse. Para ser un mejor padre. Para mostrarle a Flippa que podría haberlo hecho mejor.

"I'm Blue..." susurró. Su voz se apagó en respiraciones temblorosas. Abrazó sus rodillas más cerca de su pecho y enterró su cabeza entre ellas.

"Dabadee..." Estaba cansado. Tan *tan* cansado de todo. Todo esto comenzó porque su perra esposa no sabe lo que significa la palabra 'cuidado'.

"Dabadie..." No quería ver a Mariana en el juicio. Si ella siquiera se molestó en aparecer.

Trataría de hacer las cosas bien como no lo había hecho en eggxile.

Para JuanaFlippa.

Siempre fue para JuanaFlippa.

[eiswolfzero]

Ivory Lagiacrus brainrot

[sonhogentil]

Alegra at the cluuuuub + closeup might kiss her purble magical girl gf about it who knows 🍾 ✨

Patreon (used her as a test drive to do process vids, it works heehee, even tho i flip the canvas a lot, like a lot a lot)

[happyheidi]

[80smovies]

[cameoliob]

Twi'leks have got to be one of my favorite species

[bucketofchum]

The funniest thing about remeeting someone who only met me when I was in a full face of skull makeup was:

"Wait, your hair is actually blue?"

"...yes?"

"I thought it was just the make-up/costume..."

[cheese-water]

Okay, so I know my last qslimeriana song recommendation was, for lack of a better phrase, painfully accurate. But, I found another one that somehow hurts even more!

“...well, better than the alternative” by Will Wood

Don’t believe me yet? Here:

The Flippo household, along with my brain, is in shambles.

[skin-bible]

Sorry my lights blue but my hair is red now

[ghost-bard]

Actually insane that BBH thought giving charlie an egg “named” juanaflippa would calm him down like-

Bro…

I personally wish he had succeeded in his crusade of killing the eggs (not including Tilín since charlie is kind of a prental figure for her lol)

Like him being a cringefail dad/murderer is funny dgmw, but it sort of felt like most of the ppl didn’t actually want to. Help him. They want to appease him so he doesnt try to do anything to them, which. Objectively he probably wouldnt have succeeded.

Honestly i think he would have had some sort of breakthrough with Fit had BBH and Rorier (I believe it was them but correct me if im wrong) not interrupted them. Maybe. But also later in the stream he also wanted to simply appease charlie so who knows.

But regardless i think he should have had a little bit of murder. As a treat :)

Little bit of an edit teehee:

I just wanted to add that him not killing anyone def fits more in line w his character and him more so just mourning than anything else, i just like seeing characters kill ppl thats just. A me thing-

[mrsbsmooth]

Another season and Finn is still basically unavailable 😩

Why don’t we just lay down and die fr

[90smovies]

[x-alukard]

why is he so round

[sonhogentil]

Commission for Anonymous! 🌊✨

[deltasblue]

Captioning is hard man….. anyway I drew myself a (qick) pfp and header

Hope u like blue:D

[slutforalastor]

I am so obsessed with him. I WOULD DIE FOR HIM, I WOULD KILL FOR HIM, OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

2P!Alastor_Blueberry

日本語 한국어

- A Foreword

This character is the result of my attempt at “reversing” certain aspects of Alastor. My aim, above all, is to just have fun exploring this alternative take on his character. For such reasons, in some parts he might be the opposite of Alastor, while in others he might overlap. This practice is often called 2P in Korea. I did not intend to reference 2P or 3P as you would call players in a game. However, if you find it enjoyable to interpret it that way, I do not mind. Please continue to have fun. :)

FYI, I like calling the chemistry between Alastor and 2P Alastor “Mixed berries” XD

Personality: Timid and cowardly.

Sexuality: Pansexual (there is no complete “denial” of other interpretations; however, I’d like at least this Blueberry to be pansexual.)

Date of death: 1933

Cause of Death: Dog-related incident

Likes: His mother and her cooking [*Especially her blueberry clafoutis,] sweets, cooking, jazz, singing, dad jokes, Post-Modern jukeboxes, tea

Dislikes: Dogs

He greatly enjoys being in physical contact with another person, but due to his timidity he can never initiate.

He is a semi-sadistic masochist. He refuses to admit that he is one, however, despite being aware of the fact that he gets sexually aroused by pain and bodily harm. When highly distressed, his semi-sadistic tendencies surface. He is known to inflict torture and violence all the while crying and apologizing with a smile on his face.

He tries to refrain from summoning his shadow (a familiar-like entity.) The reason for this is because while it is present, his shadow whispers to him; ceaselessly impelling him to do violently terrible things. It is thought that his carnage through Hell & the hosting of the radio show was brought on by his shadow, driving Blueberry into insanity.

Cause of death is a dog-related incident, identical to that of Alastor’s. Because of this he is extremely afraid of dogs, small and large. (He seems to be less afraid of residents that have turned into canid creatures upon entering Hell.)

While Alastor is not particularly impressed with sexual subjects, Blueberry is deeply enthralled with them. He is rather impressionable and quick to develop romantic attraction towards someone, though he burns out quite quickly as well (attachment is not his thing.)

He is not very good with horror movies that contain jumpscares and spirits. He is surprisingly good with horror movies that contain cheap gore; in fact, such films excite him.

He is always apprehensive due to his self-hatred. If anyone calls him cute, he will deny it but he will still be happy about it. Although he hates himself, he would probably take a liking to Alastor with considerable admiration. But I doubt he will ever understand Alastor’s grandiose narcissism.

He enjoys bathing or showering, but he must be fully disrobed. He absolutely detests being wet with any sort of clothing on. He would constantly try to shake himself dry, like a fussy cat. Engaging in sexual or torturous activity will most likely override his dislike of soiled clothing, preventing him from even realizing it.

He does very well in bed, but he did not have much experience or skill prior to arriving in Hell. (He did not have a lot of encounters while he was alive.)

- IN LIFE

He was hired as a radio show host thanks to his voice. In contrast to Alastor, whose upbeat and exciting demeanor is a key part of his show, Blueberry is a gentle and quiet presence on the program. He actually had a sizable fan following that found his temperament charming. Though his timidity causes him to stutter a lot in daily life, he did not stutter while he was live on air.

If he was alive in modern times, he might have done ASMR.

Even before his death he was always a  masochistic, hypersexualistic pansexual that fell in and out of love very easily. However, his timid personality lead him to repress all those aspects of himself for the entirety of his living days.

Because of his timidity, he suffered severe stress from running his show and his compulsory need to seem “normal” in the societal conventions of the 1930s. He ultimately resorted to voodooism to relieve some of his stress.

At first, his sacrifices only involved small animals. As his obsession grew, he began to capture and sacrifice people as well.

He was frequently prescribed tranquilizers, as he was afraid of the raw excitement voodooism brought him. After his arrival in hell, without the risk of overdosing, he’s developed a habit of taking tranquilizers whenever he gets even a little bit distressed.

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I’m writing this down for someone who asked me.

I don’t mind shipping blueberry(2P!Alastor) with any character(including Alastor)! I won’t mind at all unless it is a hate one or unless Blueberry’s characteristic is too far from Blueberry’s profile. It would be thankful if you mention me when you use Blueberry :)

Translated by, Anic’s friend.