#DW please don't make this kind of event again

[halflifebutawesome]

BEHOLD! FOR THE SECOND TIME, THE GBVRAI LINEUP! now with another weird old dude!

waves my hands around vaguely I wanted to make a nicer looking lineup and more coherent post actually explaining the au. I've now made 2 gbvrai lineups but never a plain old hlvrai lineup. Whatever.

There's a complete AU explanation and individual character profiles (?) under the cut! check it out! ASK ME ABOUT IT !!! SMILES!!!!!

The basic gist of this au is that the science team, are a group of ghost hunting paranormal researchers. The Ghostbusters. You mightve heard of them. This isn't a 1 for 1 au where certain characters take the role of others, it's more just. What if the science team existed in the Ghostbusters universe. They're just the Ghostbusters now.

On a particularly odd case, they bust a ghost that seems... off. It's sentient, it's talking back, and it's psychokinetic energy is off the charts.

Thinking nothing of it, they return to the firehouse and prep the trap for containment disposal. Gordon's the new guy, so he's the unlucky dude who's been assigned the job of disposing of the traps. All the while the ghost will NOT shut up. It's weirdly powerful and seems mostly unbothered. It's name is Benry, and he's a little freak.

the ghost containment unit has been unstable for a while, overfilled with ghosts, but they have to dispose of Benry somehow, so they go ahead with it.

In this AU I'm kind of combining the Resonance Cascade with the Manhattan Crossrip (the Manhattan crossrip is the big scary ghost event that happens at the end of GB1). Basically what happens is that Benrys weirdly powerful ghostly energy, combined with an unstable ghost containment unit, tears a big rip in the fabric between the ghost realm and ours, letting all sorts of ghouls and specters free.

Imagine the Resonance Cascade, with all the aliens getting out and ravaging Black Mesa, but it's a bunch of ghosts getting out and ravaging New York. Gordon and the rest of the team have to fight their way through the ghost filled streets of NYC, and close the crossrip.

Heres some closeups and more individual info/thoughts for the gang!!

GORDON FREEMAN! The new guy. Again, this is less a direct 1 for 1 swap au kind of deal, and more just putting these guys in situations. Gordon's HEV suit, tho, I wanna talk about.

In Ghostbusters canon, they DO have a weird fucked up hazard suit. It first appears in the TRGB episode "Xmas Marks The Spot", where Egon uses it to travel into the ghost realm. I know it makes another appearance in the comics, in a way that's more HEV-esque, but I never finished the comics so idk. It's real tho.

I imagine here that the ghost containment unit is more like the reactor in half life, where it's hazardous to be around for too long, probably bcos of like. I don't know. Concentrated psychokinetic energy. Sure. In any case he needs to wear the HEV to use the containment unit.

My design here is taking the chest piece, helmet, gloves and belts and modifying them to look a little more HEV-esque.

Bennyyyy. Benrey benry beny. He's a ghost, as far as they can tell. It would be more appropriate to call him an entity of sorts.

He's not a ghost simply for the fact that he wasn't ever human. He wasn't ever a living person that died. He's some pure, really powerful, concentrate entity/being that leaked through from the ghost realm. He looks like. A guy, for the most part, but he's a mimic. Something pretending to be human. He's been around for a while, and has settled into this form. He's mostly corporeal, but can phase in and out as he pleases (noclipping) Switching from corporeal/incorporeal when it's funny.

He met Tommy when they were both a lot younger, Benry being fresh out of the ghost realm, and have been bestfriends ever since. ☝️ my au my weirdly specific tommybenny dynamic. Dw about it

TOMMY & SUNKIST!!!! Tommy has grown up around ghosts his whole life, and is pretty in-tune with them. This is proven with his bond to Sunkist, who's decidedly not a real dog, and his longtime friendship with Benry.

I gave him the goggles cos. Tommy's my fave and Ray's my fave and I think they're fun. Also cos if it WAS a 1 to 1 swap I would def have Tommy as Ray. Anyway. He's been a part of the Ghostbusters since he was little, like I said he grew up with them and around them. He's really knowledgeable about ghost types and physics. He knows all the ghost rules.

Sunkist isn't like. His dead childhood dog cos that seems. Kind of sad. Instead she's kind of a church Grimm or hell hound. An entity taking the form of a big huge dog that Tommy befriended when he was a kid, and has now kind of bonded to him. She's pretty corporeal as far as ghosts go, and can interact w the physical environment pretty well.

DARNOLD ^^ my friend darnold. Darnolds not usually super involved in the actual ghostbusting, and prefers to stay behind. He's more of the research and tech kind of guy, he studies the readings and takes measurements.

He's interested in psychokinetic energy and ghost residue and all sorts of like. Ghost sciences. Why some people stay behind, why some people just seem to die and disappear, the properties of the ghost realm and the ghosts themselves. Corporeality and degradation of personhood the longer someone's been a ghost.

When the Resonance Crossrip happens, he opts to stay behind and observe the effects of the insane amounts of ghost energy on the corporeal world.

Hes also a transfer over from the ghost engineers! That's a fun thing for me. I love the ghost engineers idc frozen empire gave me everything I wanted

FORZEN. Forzen is... the same thing as Benry. A mimic, something taking the form of a normal ghost to blend in or hide in plain sight.

He came through with the Resonance Crossrip, but obviously like. He knew Benry before (we WERE bestfriends..). He's not as powerful, which is why he wasn't able to sneak through when Benry did. He's also not super corporeal. He can only interact with the physical world if he's exerting a LOT of energy. Prone to flickering in and out of vision.

Upon coming thru the Crossrip, he kind of just. Decided to hang around the firehouse. Didn't wanna go much further, for fear of being ghostbusted and sent back into the containment unit. The source is the last place they'd look for him!

Darnold, who's holed up in the firehouse, is more than delighted to meet a ghost who's sentient and willing to cooperate to do some tests and experimentation to get never before documented results. They bond and they're cutesit. ☝️ DARZEN WIN. hi splash 👋

Dr Coomer and Dr Bubby are two of the three original founders of the Ghostbusters! They've been around for a looooong time. They're also married obviously but that's like a given.

They helped found the Ghostbusters, having met in college while both were studying parapsychology. I imagine their like. Parapsychology -> Ghostbusters pipeline was very in line with how GB1 starts, where they used to work in an academic environment before getting kicked out and founding the GB.

They're also both. Psychic. Because frozen empire has once again given me everything. Coomers got some like. Idk something that lines up with his self awareness in HLVRAI, maybe prophecy? Vauge visions of the future? Bubby has pyrokinesis. Duh.

and... Mr. Coolatta..... Tommy's dad...he was one of the founders along w Coomer and Bubby and at some point he. Died. And is now a reeeally really powerful ghost. maybe from the exposure to ghost energy or smth?

Now hes got gman powers and just kinda hangs around. Pretty corporeal and solid and. Present. For lack of a better word. But he IS a dead guy. Used to be human.

This is why Tommy kind of grew up around ghosts and knows alot about them :) Mr Coolatta is pretty benevolent, and mostly just kind of spooky and fucked up.

And that's. About it? I believe?? PLEAAASE ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS I have so many thoughts. I've been working on this for like 2 months now. Lol.

[monarchetype]

oh noooooo the magnus archives just did that thing I hate <- when a fiction podcast that is told primarily in past tense by a single character suddenly switches to present tense for a two-part season finale in order to capture real-time events going on with multiple characters, only for the second part of the finale to suddenly switch back to past tense after the events are over, thus immediately losing all tension

okay okay that's kind of the only way the sequence of events in episodes 39/40 could've been told in a comprehensible manner but. just don't make a habit of it, okay? okay. dw I'm still going full steam ahead on this. just... filing my complaint.

(p.s. please no spoilers I only just started episode 41. even if it's to tell me if they do this again or not: I don't want to know. don't tell me. I'll find out when I find out.)

[shanksbaby]

Shunsui Kyoraku x reader - Never enough pt1

warning: just some angs + events concern pre-tbyw

i will write the part 2 soon dw!!

ever since you were young, you had a crush on Captain Kyoraku, you admired him from afar: he was the strongest among the captains (excluding old Yamamoto), but he was so kind and humble. In fact, it is because of him that you have chosen to become a shinigami by enrolling in the academy.

luck would have it that you were in the same regiment as your beloved Captain. You thought it was also a way to get closer to him, to admire him more closely. Then you collided with reality …

not only did he seem not to care too much about you (but after all, were you just a sub that you expected?) but you were constantly watching him filter through with other women. and in the meantime, your love for him grew. How ironic, right?

you had also tried to approach him sometimes but nothing, every time you made yourself red as a tomato and apologized as you left. You couldn't look him in the eye. And you hated yourself so much: did you want to get close to him and then you couldn't even say a word? you felt so pathetic.

but one day, you caught him making out with another woman, a subordinate of Captain Muruguma. at the sight of your captain giving someone else a passionate kiss, your chest started to ache, excruciating pain; as tears flowed from your eyes.

suddenly his gaze falls on you, a grainy look - because were you watching him make out or because were you crying? you did not know -.after seconds of tranche, you ran away, trying to get away as much as possible. How did you explain this to Captain Kyoraku now? He was easy-going sure but maybe he could get angry because you had peeked, not to mention that you cried like a baby.

the next day, with the few shreds of dignity you had left, you went to work anyway, aware of the fact that you would probably meet with your captain. And in fact…

" Captain! " you say surprise as soon as you meet his gaze and then make a half bow, keeping your head down as a sign of respect. "I'm sorry about what happened. please forgive me "suddenly these words came out of your mouth. you still remained with your head down for fear of meeting his gaze.

" Y\N- chan "he replies with a smile, and hearing your name on his lips sends you into fribillation "It's all good, don't worry".

his words relieved you slightly, knowing he wasn't angry comforted you and the fact that he didn't mention your tears meant he probably didn't notice, right? You raise your head and murmur a thank you. He just smiles at you and pulls the big hat over his head before turning around.

and that's where you notice the same girl from yesterday, she was waiting for him … So it wasn't just a flirt? And why do you keep getting this feeling of jealousy? What right do you have?

you stood for a few seconds watching them hold hands, she put her head on his body, then you turned around to continue doing your work. You had to search an area for very powerful Hollows.

needless to say you were distracted, you kept thinking about that woman and shunsui, them together, and here is that feeling appearing again. You were wondering while you were looking around what she had more than you: probably everything, she was beautiful, tall, she had a gorgeous smile and her manner seemed so kind and elegant ..

and just as you thought back to your flaws and that woman's strengths, a Hollow appears from behind, attacks you quickly and unfortunately manages to hit you. From the collision with him you are injured in a leg and an arm.

'shit' you think.both arms and legs hurt, and you can't move properly while the hollow seemed so fast, so try to get away and cast some spells, instead of using your sword. unfortunately you weren't an expert, so the damage the hollow took was minimal.

you thought you were going to die, when suddenly your beloved Captain Shunsui arrives on the scene: immediately killing the Hollow.

"Y \ N, are you okay?"he then asks you coming up against you, you are about to murmur something but the injuries suffered are excessive and then you faint in his arms.

[rin-and-jade]

This is not really a system question but i wanted to ask you anyways bc you know a lot more about mental health than anyone else i know lol. If this isnt allowed on the page, feel free to leave unanswered dw :]

Tw for Medical conditions discussion, sickness discussion, depression mentions (Its also long)

So, there's this problem with me, whenever a family member is sick or has a problem we have this strange reaction, where we just go completely apathetic and avoid them, its horrible ik, im horrible for doing it but just the mere thought makes my spine tingle and I get nauseous which is fun So, I can trace this back to a singular event I think, ever since that I've been a horrible person- to roughly recount our sister fainted and went to the hospital and i remember we sat in a corner and panicked ig? that's pretty well it, everytime since then we have responded poorly I suppose

But I just don't know if this response is even like- 'normal'

Plus another observation we made was that the depression comes back full force during these times and we commonly relapse, I've particularly noticed it recently bc I can't seem to put a lip on offhanded comments about death heh-

Idk man, I'm just filled with shame thinking I'm horrible and self centred and attention seeking like this-

Basically, I just want to know if you think this might be a trauma response or I'm really messed up in the head or any other conclusions you draw from just this

Again, sorry if this isn't allowed or you can't answer this I just wanted to try my luck on an outside perspective

PFT,,, take it easy, i'd still answer an ask if it were to be "are you skibidi or sigma??".

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Sometimes its hard for our body to regulate the aftermath of intense emotions, it also takes a lot of mental energy too,, which is why for example crying makes you feel more tired afterwards.

This counts as an avoidant (specifically dissociating or detachment) coping mechanism, either because things are too overwhelming to experience, or because the past reoccurrences where things went wrong that its better safe than sorry to feel, it can also because you are not the best at expressing or saying the right words and would make other people upset and chose to not involve yourself in such situations whenever those incidents happen.

You only can feel properly when you're safe and relaxed, so if you were to felt 'shut downed' and become apathetic, now that's definitely a clear sign you're not reacting well to the situation.

Before you assume yourself with those negative comments, think back on what you personally feel, in a way that caused this action at the first place. I wouldn't call a plant attention seeking or self centered for drooping despite getting enough water--it usually goes back to unmet needs that went unnoticed, people can also feel this way you know?

I think it's best to summarize that you have a pattern where its natural to prefer to retreat rather than facing things head on. Especially, when you always feel depression kicking harder than usual whenever it happens, its best to give yourself compassion because there might be unresolved things that made you feel awful at the first place. I will not say if you are inherently messed up or if its a trauma response, and reword it as something that you've subconsciously learnt wether you knew or not.

Admitting these kinds of things usually takes a lot of shame and the confidence to bring it up, im proud for you to reach out for answers and the initiative to observe your own patterns! Please come back if you do need some assistance, as it seemed like you're going through something tough at the moment.

- c

[fgodestinyawakenings]

EOR SERAPH: Detour

Yup, 2 full Command Seal + 1 SQ gone for this Challenge Quest. At least save the trouble in avoiding future Rare Prism to buy the quest and face it later... But yeah, if you feel your team is not ready, skip it, buy it with rare prism and challenge another time

Safe to say, this is not really but yet it is related to main story. But how much it’ll play a part for Lostbelt, I’m still waiting for DW to explain

There's no grinding for Sakura Chips in this whole high difficulty quest. Bring your best team in this to reach to the end. All enemy Servants in this quest used EXTA Attack for NP

1/10

Among the three, Scathach has gimmick upon HP break: Debuff whole front line with defense down

2/10

Shuten’s HP Break:  Debuff all front-line members with Debuff Resistance Down and NP Damage Down for 10 turns

3/10

Artoria Pendragon Alter Lancer’s gimmick: Charge NP full every turn and Debuff immunity for 10 turns

4/10

Arash’s gimmick: Upon entering 2nd wave, front-line Servants debuff with Quick, Arts and Buster down for 10 turns

5/10

First Hassan’s gimmick: Upon HP break, he buffs his team with Critical Chance up

6/10

Gorgon & Hessian Lobo’s gimmick: Upon entering, they’ll buff whole team critical chance up

Xiang Yu’s gimmick: Has a skill that may or not use to remove buffs on your team

7/10

Gimmick: Front-line debuff with NP generation down upon entering 2nd wave

8/10

Ozymandias’s gimmick: Upon HP break, he’ll reduce all front-line’s Servant HP to 1

9/10

Drake’s gimmick: Buff all 7 allies with increase NP charge by 1 tick and debuff front-line Servant with buff block for 3 turns

10/10

King Protea’s gimmick:

Increase MAX HP every turn for 21 turns

After 21 turn, a debuff restored her HP back to 2 MIL HP

Damage resistance down debuff caster after the 21th turn to kill her

First debuff: HP recovery down on front-line Servants for 7 turns

2nd debuff: Defense down on front-line Servants for 9 turns

3rd debuff: permanent NP generation down on front-line Servants until it goes back to first debuff

If failed to defeat her on the 22nd turn, wait every 5 turns where damage resistance down debuff stacked her

Observation & Thoughts

First 9 Detour Quest

With all quest given mixed of all classes... It’s really better to bring either AOE Berserker or AOE Ruler as DPS against them

But on the quest with Avenger, Mooncancer is preferably to replace Ruler for advantage in this fight

Support and tankers are to be careful, as their own flat damage really hits and kills them faster than you expected

Notable gimmicks to be aware of:

Artoria Lancer Alter: Buff Block or maybe stun to prevent her buff of giving NP charge full every turn should do on her HP break

Xiang Yu: Depending, but bring team who have buff removal prevention to avoid his buff removal skill from effective

Ozymandias: The worst one since I wasted my first Command Seal. Get ready Irisviel’s NP to give everyone Guts before his HP break! However, as there’s two Riders in this fight, you’ll need taunters to avoid the damage going to her

Drake: Considering her NP charge tick is removable, bring Amakusa or those with AOE buff removal to do so

Kingprotea:

Her skill so far in this fight is only using her third skill that increase her attack

There’s video like Rexlent in giving the first way to kill her is on her first turn

Alternative is to wait for 21 turns later to kill her, or, wait for damage resistance down to stack and then kill her

Servants wise:

ST NP Berserker: Do remember to have them all buff up before swapping them at the back to stall

David & Mash: Your budget defense with either borrowed or own Merlin/Jeanne to stall for 21 turns

Osakabehime: If you have, bring her for buffing further defense

Tamamo, Waver, NP Drain Servants: To stall her NP if you need time to charge AOE Evasion/Invincibility

Stun skilled or NP Servants: Another additional alternative to stall time

By traits:

Divine: Enkidu, Scathach, Oda Nobunaga Berserker, Martha Ruler

Female: Jack & Carmilla

Humanoid: Nightingale & Okada Izou

Large: Arthur

Weak to Enuma Elish

CEs:

Versus & Fondant au Chocolat

Art of Death

NP generating CE: Preferably on support like Jeanne to get the defense up or stack them

NP Seal: For stalling

Command Code:

Code Nimbus: For Divine trait

HP recovery code

Enuma Elish damage increase code

This is done so... I’m going to chill until tomorrow’s Part 2 hell to begin!

[rivangel]

1k is a big number, congrats on that!!!

Hopefully I got this right...For your event, can I please request bullet points 4 and 11 From the Empty - Dissocation Starters in a College setting? Maybe something along the lines of Reader's mind tends to blank out at times and they forget everything that they done from anywhere between twenty minutes to an hour?

Hopefully that's ok, if not then feel free to ignore it!

Thank you!

thank you!! you got it perfectly right dw. i love writing dissociation pls

content/warnings: college roommate!Levi, descriptions of dissociation, hurt/comfort

wc: ~.7k

Ever since Levi was surprised with a roommate—he was approved late, with most other dorms taken by at least one person, and he thought he preferred to live alone—you, he has tiptoed around you a little. You both get along great, but he'd be lying if he said he was used to always having another person around. A friend.

And, maybe he has been crushing on you since sophomore year, and he's mentally having a crisis.

He scrubs a hand down his face and shoves his notes aside on his bedroom's desk. He can't focus like this... especially with the savory warm smell wafting its way in from the kitchen.

You're cooking tonight, for the first time since you arrived, and he's busy wondering whether you plan to spare him any. He kind of locked himself in his room before pans began to clatter, and so he has no idea what you're making.

He doesn't get why he can't just talk to you like a normal person. It's not like—

The oven beeps from way down the hall, in the kitchen.

It's not like you hate him. Quite the opposite, it seems like. You always try to include him in things, and you share many of the same friends, even some classes.

He needs to get up the guts to do something, but you have a tendency to make him freeze at all moments. Levi, frozen.

Then he frowns. Nothing but silence has come from the kitchen so far, so he stands and pads down the hall.

When he gets there, before all else he sees you. You, sat in the bend between the L-shaped counter with your knees folded up to your chest and a fat pair of headphones on your head.

It's like you're... high, staring off into nothing, rocking slightly. Your eyes open, then close. You don't notice him.

Levi says your name as he shuts off the oven and grabs a pair of mitts. Seems you made a whole casserole. Damn.

Upon further inspection, some ingredients like the onion and chopped celery are sitting out, neglected to have been mixed in with the slimy bowl in the sink, and so, the casserole.

No reply as he opens the fridge, but of course not, right? The headphones.

Still. You don't seem to even see him.

He stuffs the food in, only to frown when he spots an empty can of chicken broth sitting on the top shelf.

Worry drops his heart to his stomach.

He shuts the fridge without another thought before dropping down to your side, and shaking your shoulder. "Hey, are you—with me?"

Hoping, praying he isn't overstepping, he nudges your headphones back, and slides them around your neck. Nothing's playing.

He snaps your name.

You jerk and look from his retreating hand to him, blinking slow. Your brow knits. “...What? I… Fuck, I'm dizzy." Your eyes close.

"What?" he parrots.

"I... don’t know how I got here.”

"You were making dinner," Levi says, like it's obvious, which it should be.

Should he take you somewhere? Your application, nor you yourself ever warned him about this... what, zoning out? He strongly considers what to do.

"How do I help you?" He urgently searches your lost gaze.

You seem to register the look on his face, finally. “Sometimes, I just… do this. It’s fine.” You blink rapidly. "Levi... 'm sorry. Sorry, I..."

"No, stop worrying." He blushes, looks down. "You mind if I help you stand?—D-Do you need help?"

Your jaw stammers, eyes wide and shiny, like they're daring to cry, but the tears are blocked.

"Here," he tells you gently. A warm palm lands on your shoulder again, then another.

You lurch towards the contact. "I don't know where I am," you blubber, breathing harder. "I-I dunno..."

Your headphones drop from their precarious place by your ear, but not quick enough that Levi can't catch them.

"You're in our kitchen, in our dorm," he soothes.

"This... will end," he goes on, because it must. He says your name softly. "Come with me, to your room. You're gonna be fine, I'll take care of it."

You nod tearfully.

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[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Hi! I love everything that you write and heh I am a fan! 😄 tbh this is my first time requesting something on Tumblr! If you don't mind and if I am not being a bother...can you write about how the guys would react If MC suddenly starts making meme references? I don't know how I got the idea but I am REALLY curious. And love you! :D

Hiya! Tyvm for the kind words, and apologies that this took a while! I hope you have the chance to enjoy it regardless ❤️❤️❤️ Love you too, sweet pea! I promise to get to the next request you’ve sent ASAP~

Aight but this would be hilarious because the range of the reactions is just ungodly. I will be putting this under a cut after Napoleon so I don’t clog up everyone’s dash, but all the suitors are included below otherwise! 

Comte is the one that recognizes a few, but didn’t really stay in modern times long enough to be as well-versed as a Gen Z kid might. Regardless he finds the wittiness and absolute chaotic fuckery to be delightful, and will 100% support the harmless nonsense. It never fails to get a laugh out of him

Mozart that first day be like: “Buzz off MC I hate you” MC, because she likes swinging bats at wasps’ nests: “Well that’s not very cash money of you” Mozart: ?????????? Comte, giggling in the bg like the secret fae he is This one’s just because I’m petty, but after the events of Comte rt I just imagine them encountering Vlad again and MC’s just “I lived bitch.” while Comte is flipping him off behind her lkjahgkjhdsg

Comte @ Leo when he finds the latter under his desk: Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you.  MC: wheezing from the hallway as she’s about to give him his letters

MC: So how was your day, honey? Comte: Good, good--briefly had to go beastmode upon the punk that pilfered my lint roller MC, biting her lip to keep from laughing: So does Leo still have his kneecaps? Comte: for now.

Comte, @ literally anyone upsetting the MC: I won’t hesitate, bitch

Comte: Be careful with my emotional baggage, it’s designer

MC: What if I was evil and ran towards you at very fast speeds Comte: My arms are strong, I would catch and hug you

Leo and Dazai are the ones that don’t have a single reference point but are filled with so much dumbass chaos energy that they just. Understand immediately???? Nobody knows how or why, but they just catch on so fast--adapt the language in a matter of weeks. Never underestimate the power of combined boredom, depression, and humor

I swear to god I just see MC taking them their Blanc/Rouge and being like “here you go sir, one enslaved moisture” and they just go fucking hog wild from day one. MC starts impersonating Theo when he leaves the room around Dazai, like fake deep voice “you all only hate me because you do not like me and I am mean to you. grow up.” Or like the MC meets a baby on her travels with Leo around town and she holds them and says v seriously and sagely “So you are Baby? I have heard tales of your exploits.” and Leo about loses his shit right there. They both think MC is the funniest person alive--they’ve never been more eager to throw a ring at someone in their entire life.

Also a bonus for my beloved Dazai:  MC, facing even the slightest inconvenience (like dropping her fork) in the most dramtic voice possible: Life is not daijoubu. Dazai: wheezing

MC, after watching Theo turn down a woman at the bar in the meanest way possible: bro quit letting the darkness consume you u r scaring the hoes Dazai, literally rolling around on the ground, half-drunk and dying:

MC, walking alongside Dazai and stopping to stare at her reflection in the River Seine. Dazai’s expecting some sad or twisted shit, since people often feel comfortable talking about those things around him, but instead she just: “Oh, it’s you. The source of all my problems.” And he about falls into the river from shock HAHAHA

At this point don’t be surprised if his next book is about an absolute madlad woman similar to MC

Napoleon finds it to be a delightful quirk more than anything? He doesn’t really understand it, but he finds it funny when they change their voice for effect or speak in exaggerated tones. If it’s just comprehensible enough for an outsider to understand--or Sebas gives him context--chances are it’ll send him into a laughing fit

For this one I just imagine MC singing that Ratatouille meme song obnoxiously bad while cooking, and Napoleon and Comte are just so wildly amused by it bc it makes zero sense and it’s only vaguely French at this point

MC @ Napoleon while they’re cooking brunch: Can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?

MC, conflicted because she’s tired and wanted to sleep in but also got to see Napo’s cute sleeping face for a few hours: For my next stunt, I’ll wake up at 5AM on the day I can sleep in. Sebas: Early to bed and early to rise makes a person healthy, wealthy, and wise MC: early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch Napoleon: laughing in agreement

Isaac is the type to be bewildered and concerned at first (especially when he hears the more nihilistic ones hoOOOoooOO BOY) but eventually begins to understand it’s some bizarre attempt at humor (that hurts Zack baby). While some part of him laments that it reminds him of Dazai and he’s secretly jealous of how she and Dazai bond over it, he will sometimes join in the chaos when the mood strikes him and he’s feeling mischievous

Isaac: How are you feeling? MC: Oh, I’m not Isaac: seconds from dialing 911 Isaac: Are you okay? MC: Oh yeah dw I just suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes you look like you’re an angry serial killer Isaac: say sike rn

Isaac, tutoring MC and correcting something:  MC, muttering while redoing it: The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math. Isaac: unable to help a laugh

One time MC was avoiding Isaac for fear of hurting his feelings and he just confronts her like: Isaac: back by unpopular demand, me! What’s wrong, MC pls MC was so hecking proud of him

Isaac, telling MC about a recent discovery he learned at uni from another professor: bones typically heal stronger after they’ve been broken--so long as they’re set properly, of course MC, looking him dead in the eyes: So what you’re saying is that I should break every bone in my body until I become superhumanly powerful? Isaac: please do not, no

Mozart and Jeanne are just. Totally lost. Why are you talking like that??? Why are you making “crab hands”???? They don’t understand. Maybe never will. They reach a point where they just kind of laugh and shake their heads, endeared by the oddity after they’re used to it and have determined it isn’t a threat/insult. 

MC: It’s a cold and it’s a brooooken, Waluigi. Waaaaluigiiiii...waaaahluigi..... Mozart: surprised, then starts snickering and playing along on the piano

Arthur, asking MC very personal questions out loud because he is an idiot sometimes: Soooo MC, are you a top or a bottom? MC: I’m a threat. (If he asks a second time, the response will be “Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy.”) Jeanne, fighting a smile:

MC, about to punch an asshole: Your free trial of being alive has ended Jeanne, seconds from laughing for the first time in 100 years:

Also, because I genuinely can’t help myself. You know that knight meme like “Parry this you fucking casual.” I cannot stress enough that it is literally the personification of Jeanne’s entire character. I’m not even joking.

Arthur and Shakespeare are utterly fascinated by the rapid evolution of wordplay and the sheer hilarity. They will ask all about these so-called “memes” and ask for examples of them if MC can show them (either somehow accessing her phone or drawing them). MC draws Arthur the knife cat meme and he about a s c e n d s at the hilarity of it all, points and yells THEO IS HOLDING THE KNIFE. He is correct. They will be delighted and follow along eagerly, and--god forbid--will make their own based on late 19th century struggles.

Is this where Shakespeare got the idea for “What, you egg? stabs him” and “You are a saucy boy.”? I’m too scared to ask. Don’t even get me started on “The Fool jingled miserably across the floor.” That one is just too on the nose...

I can’t even imagine what would happen to Shakespeare if MC like translated vines and memes into Ye Olde English around him. Imagine she’s at one of those noble balls and hears rumors of these two guys living together and they’re so obviously gay and he says “And those gents w’re roommates.” And in the most false surprised tone ever MC just replies “oh mine own god, those gents w’re roommates.” Imagine having a wife that’s just as hilarious as you are and hits you with all the force of a bag of wet mice every time you speak in retaliation, he’s going into palpitations.

Every time Arthur does smth stupid MC just: “I Pretend I Do Not See It.”

Vincent is tickled pink by MC’s penchant for finding joy and/or amusement in nearly everything they do, and he smiles gently when he sees them muttering and laughing to themselves. He wants to be able to join them in what they love, but he has a harder time following along and understanding the darker humor sometimes. Mostly gets confused??? Please give him the easier ones to mimic and laugh when he tries--or just include him in your jokes MC. He’s babie your honor...

But he also. Will not. Stand any kind of self-deprecation or borderline verbal self-harm. He’s usually very easygoing and calm, but for whatever reason that stuff makes him go deathly quiet and upset.

MC, after something goes horribly wrong, hugging Vincent: Oh Vince, we really in it now Vincent: giggling a little despite his worries, relaxing

MC: Theo stop simping for Vincent that’s my job

MC, when Theo leaves the room and she gets Vincent all to herself: The evil is defeated.

MC: And this is where I would put my will to live...if I h a d one! Vincent: ;-; MC: oh shit, oh fuck, I was only kidding Vincent wait (MC was subsequently lectured and loved on for many hours)

Theo is conflicted because on the one hand, he loves to see you smiling and having fun. On the other, you’re clowning as hard as Dazai and Arthur and he can only handle so many monkeys in his circus. Most of the time he will roll his eyes and be the straight man of this comedy, but you might find him cracking a smile--or accidentally letting a chuckle slip past his lips now and again.

MC, after meeting Theo: I’m a nice person, but I’m about to start throwing rocks at people.

Theo, those first days: Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me? MC: I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

Theo: Every time I ask MC to explain “vibe check” to me she hits me with some kind of improvised weapon

MC, after the “incident” (you know the one): This year, I lost my dear lover Theo Theo, in the distance: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD! MC: ;-; sometimes I can still hear his voice...

Sebastian is last because oh boy. OH BOYYYYY I LOVE HIM. Okay so the way I see this happening with Sebastian is just. So wild. Because at first he’s t r y i n g so hard to be the proper butler man. He does not meme. But then he starts to drift closer to what Niles from The Nanny was, where he’ll quip and joke in private or when the situation is just beyond the amount of absurdity he can handle without making a snarky comment. Everyone in the house can’t fathom how Sebas and MC got so close so fast, but there are points where they’re just “Are they even speaking English anymore???” It’s 11 times funnier than normal because Sebas almost never smiles or laughs when memeing, the deadpan quality of his playing along sends MC every time

Has ABSOLUTELY said “HEY. PANINI HEAD. ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME???” jokingly when MC made a mistake in the kitchen. They laugh about it for y e a r s

MC: I can’t date someone who keeps a lamb as a pet, that’s so weird Sebas, brushing Lotte in front of MC: MC: MC: Okay, I will make an exception because she looks very polite

MC and Sebas, fully aware of the fame some of the men will reach in modern times: We will watch your career with great interest.  (I s2g that’s like half of Sebas’ rt right there I’m crying)

Sebas rt with Lotte be like that 500 dollar Mareep meme: “sometimes a family can be just a boy, his gf, and their 500 dollar two foot tall Lotte”

[jeongjaebae]

ok long feedback time bc i like to talk. i haven’t done such a long in-depth feedback in months so i figured it was about time. it’s kinda all over the place but i’ll try to organize my thoughts.

here we go, time to disect this 12k monster masterpiece (also don’t mind the incoherent fangirling. it’s me. skrtskrt. you should be used to this)

my favorite parts:

the scene where the reader fakes shit to get younghoon to notice her. honestly? comedy GOLD. never kept it up but its something ive done in the past akajsk. needa start doing it again for attention though

secondly the part where the reader gains a different perspective from younghoon at the study session. i liked how you wrote out the dialogue, you could really sense how there was a bit of tension between the two characters with the insensitive reader. just the way you wrote the reader’s carefree personality overall in contrast wity younghoon’s slight coldness was my favorite. also you said i liked bad guys and wouldn’t like this fic (?) WRONG. i like all men LMAO.

my favorite lines:

“he seems so guarded all the time that making him open up to the idea of love might be a challenge in itself."

idk man something about that sentence hits me. i really like it too bc younghoon really does give off those kept to self vibes yk? he a real softie inside tho wbk

“Would it be so bad to just stay in his arms forever? You wanted to drown in him, to be so overwhelmed by his love that you forget everything except for the sound of your own name coming out of his mouth. But unfortunately, he couldn't be the solution to your problems if he was also the cause of them.”

ok i said this before but i truly mean it every single time. i love the way your words flow to express emotion. like you always focus on word building and all that stuff but i think everything about your writing is flawless. amazing writer things!!

"But you can't exactly break my heart if I never fell for you in the first place.”

ok that line just hurts but we love angst so it’s ok. Plus Y/N deserved that. i be bitter too. also the way you broke my heart man…

"Honestly, aren't we all trying to figure that out?" he says thoughtfully. "I don't think it can be defined in just one way; it's something that we learn a little more about each day. The stories we live to tell and the events that shape our lives—they may teach us to love the world a little more, and by extension, each other. So in a way, love can be anything you want it to be."

OK FIRST OF ALL. You know a fic is GOOD when the author manages to make you fall in love with the lead character. (in this case Younghoon) idk how but you manage to do it everytime jiejie… like i’m falling for him bad. SECOND OF ALL. honestly as someone who doesn’t really believe in love but finds the idea temporally fun (iykyk lmao) but like i loved that whole paragraph. you didn’t jump straight into the i love you but instead dived deeper beyond the surface of the topic. considering the circumstances they dealt with, the way you described love was perfect. but fr tho, as time goes on, we’re always learning so everything we do and the people we meet will end up shaping our views on things (in this case love).

ok wow this was so long. SORRY LMAO. i’ll keep it short next time but i like to ramble. also unrelated but i really want juyeon as my chem partner still. that fic is still my fav loll, no one ain’t ever topping that. also i’m curious was your major in college biology? you always seem so interested in science loll, ok bye i talk too much🔫

i— 🥺🥺🥺

this is coherent dw!! omg you even organized it by lines 🥺

yes i turn up the charm on purpose sometimes for attention too HAHAHA it's fun. and please, what is there to like about men 😔 maybe just men written by women. but anyway, i kind of treated this like a character study? recently i've noticed that sometimes the characters sound the same in people's fics so i've been kind of self conscious about that happening in mine (though i think i've been doing a decent job at making each character distinct)

first quote: i barely paid attention to this part but hmm interesting. ok at least his characterization was on point then phew

the second quote!! not one of my faves but now that you've pointed it out, i kind of like it. it flows nicely. but omg i don't think i focus on world building AT ALL 😅 "you look hideous on me" was a bit of an exception but even the world building in that was unintentional. guess i generally prefer my fics straight to the point so world building seems kind of unnecessary at times. might've been nice to have some in this fic though, would've given it more dimension for sure.

the angst line... well, hurt people hurt people so. just him lashing out nbd, we all know it was false hAHAHA

the last quote is definitely one of my faves!! from the mc's perspective i would've thought younghoon had it all figured out, but then hearing him say that was like... wow. it's a fresh perspective that lets us peer into his mind and it's also quite true. his mindset towards life was what allowed him to forgive our mc and be understanding about what the mc did. hmm i guess i snuck a lot of my own ideologies into this fic, and maybe that's why i love it (and this younghoon) so much. and of course, never jump straight into the ily or the BOOM KISS part!! 😂

no, omg not straight up biology. it was my least fave of the three sciences in college LMAO. i did a bit of everything tho: majored in neuroscience, doubled minored in math and biochemistry, and added a lil physics specialization on top of that, then went into biostatistics afterwards but we don't talk about that part. (NERD!!!! i hear you, don't worry) but i guess you probably already know from reading my old works since i used to sneak in a ton of science references (deffs cringing at them now tho). so yeah if you ever need help with courses... hmu i guess LOL

but anyways, i wrote 12.8k of pure ART and ur still goin on about chem lab partner juyeon??!?! 💀💀💀 ur in DEEP girl. i would consider writing something else from that world but i'm still brainstorming for your prompt atm. when ur album comes i hope u pull juyeon tho hehe 🤡

[arknights-imagines]

Hi! Oh my goodness, I just got the courage to finally send in an ask 😳. Um I just wanna say that I really love the way you write and also I wanna let you know that when I get sad, I read your fics (especially that one where doktah turns into a kid. So wholesome) and I become happy again! I also wanna ask if you've got request for Thorns and Phantom? I seldom see those two in fics, I hope there are, because I wanna see how you'll write them! 😄 Anyways, I hope you have a wonderful day and keep safe! Much love!

Hello there anon!! 🥳 Aaaa don't ever be scared to send in an ask bdjsbdhd!! 🥺 I really love getting requests and asks so you have nothing to worry about 💕

Aaaa tysm for your kind words 😭🥺 I'm so glad you like my stuff 🙏 And I like the Doctor turns into a kid piece too hsjshjs it definitely was super wholesome and cute, it's one of my favourites!! 💞 I'll definitely be doing that same prompt with different Operators sometime in the future 🥺

And I'm really happy to hear that my writing makes your day a lil better 😭 That honestly means so much, so tysm sbsjsbh!! 🥺💕

Anywho, about Phantom and Thorns! I have written one Phantom piece for the blog's Christmas Event but aside from that there's nothing for him or Thorns on the blog rn 😭

But dw!! I've gotten some requests and I have a few that I'm going to get to sometime soon 🙏 I've attached them below if you'd like to see:

Phantom

Thorns

If you have a request you wanna send in then please do!! 🥺 I agree that Phantom and Thorns deserve some more love sgsjbshs 💕

Anywho, tysm again and please have a great day!! 🌸