#DUDE SHE CAN TAKE THE B U S !!!!
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#my mom has had this rural job for like over a year#it’s like 400km of driving per shift and it makes me so angry#SHE GOT A JOB AT A HOSPITAL REALLY CLOSE TO OUR HOUSE!!!#DUDE SHE CAN TAKE THE B U S !!!!
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let me make it up to you. // j.m
warnings: 18+ MDNI!! smut! make up sex, fingering, f receiving, smoking, kissing, pet names, female reader, JJ and reader are aged up (bf, gf relationship)
summary: JJ and reader are in a disagreement, and JJ overreacts thinking he's going to lose her over it.
pairings: boyfriend!jj x girlfriend!reader
JJ had just gotten into an argument with you. your first real argument, well as he thought was a real argument. he was flipping out. so, the only logical thing in his mind to do was talk to pope and JB. They were all in the twinkie. John b is in the front, JJ and Pope in the back. He was a mess; his mind was a mess. Everything he did following that argument you two had, was all wrong.
He couldn't even roll his weed correctly, and that was something he never failed at. He sighed and just prepared to smoke the poorly rolled blunt. he grabs a lighter from the pocket of his cargo shorts, puts the blunt in his mouth, and lights the end of it, inhaling some of the smoke.
"Yeah man, she just got pissed off, but I didn't mean anything by it, bro. she should know that"
"jj, maybe she just wants space." john b says, taking the blunt away from jj's fingers
"Yeah, but that's the thing dude, we've never had... space. that doesn't exist to us."
pope chimes in "yeah john b, horrible idea. jj follows her like a lost puppy."
"Not my fault I can treat my girl right, man." jj says, in a matter of a fact tone. he rolls his eyes, and throws his head back, shutting his eyes. then an idea pops into his head. "You know what, I'll catch y'all later."
he uses his fingers to push his hair back into his favorite hat, then he hops onto his motorcycle and drives through the path to your house. about 10 minutes later, he gets to your house and parks his motorcycle in your driveway, he gets off his bike and walks up to your front door. knocking with his secret knock you two share.
You had some shorts, and one of jjs shirts on. you hadn't been super mad about the little disagreement you had with him, you just didn't wanna give him the satisfaction of forgiving him so easily.
you open your front door to see your boyfriend fiddling with his hands and looking anywhere but your eyes, you almost felt bad. jj looked at you with those ocean eyes, "baby im sorry just..let me make it up to you. please?"
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an hour ago, you never would've thought jj would have been eating you out for 30 minutes straight, to show u how sorry he is. he has his middle and ring finger in your slippery wet cunt, while his tongue laps at your sensitive bud, his tongue licks figure 8's over and over on your clit.
after giving you three orgasms from his tongue, he pulls his shorts and boxers down in one swift movement, his girthy cock springing free and slapping his stomach. he enters you slowly, but once he's in, he's thrusting, and mumbling "im sorry baby," and "let me show you how much i love you" over and over again.
after you both finish, he cleans you up with a warm rag, and changes ur shirt and underwear to help u be more comfortable. he turns your fan on and brings u some water, and you two cuddle under your blankets.
"i love you jay"
"i love you more, cupcake"
#outer banks#rafe cameron#the kooks#fluff#imagine#obx fic#rafe cameron fanfiction#rafe obx#rafe outer banks#rafe x reader#jj maybank texts#jj maybank prompt#jj mayback x reader#jj maybank smut#jj maybank x you#jj maybank imagine#jj maybank x reader#jj maybank#jj obx#jj mayback imagine#obx smut
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*sneakily slides into your DMs* hey...you got any that...surpass nsfw alphabet?
WELL GUESS IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER LET'S DO THIS
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
You Will Be Hugged And Cradled, Do Not Resist
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Dude, just, everywhere.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Fluids look good on skin wink
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Has broken at least one bed.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Not that experienced, sort of a narrow range of specific things she has done.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Standing carry, partner's legs wrapped around her.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Goofy initially but getting more serious as she catches feels.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
very groomed
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Carefully shielding exactly how much she cares.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Does this a whole lot more than she has sex.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
dsgdfshd
Body worship.
(also, not averse to getting knocked around a little. you know, if her partner's into that)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Her private gym.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Exciting people, adrenaline, the thrill of a near death experience.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Not willing to be like... full on mean/denigrating.
Turn off: lack of confidence
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Prefers to receive cause it lets her give all kinds of dirty talk/praise.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Intense but not rough: she's sort of trained herself to not exert her strength on anything she doesn't intend to hurt/break, and that is obviously very much something she does not want to do in a sexual context. She'd be very worried about hurting her partner if she got rough.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
What's the rush? Come on. Let's take our time.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Uhh, it really depends on the exact risk. She's pretty bold but is always conscious of not wanting to hurt her partner.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
She'll go all
night
long
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Oh she absolutely has a bunch for herself.
Look, it takes a lot of stimulation to get her going!
Prefers not to use them too much on a partner as it's then a degree of separation and it concerns her not knowing how hard she's going.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Sort of depends how much you classify like generally being kind of cocksure as teasing
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
L o u d
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Exact opposite of smooth when flirting.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Muscle, duh.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
It's decently high, but nothing out of the ordinary.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Kinda fast, especially if after a fight
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Pleaseeee tell me there’s a follow up to the work tea😭
LMFAO okok so this is a ramble of things (but not everything ofc ofc) that my work bestie told me because dude i was so detached from everything and everyone that this was a whole shock
for starters, code names: S (work bestie), N (coworker who’s cheating on his fiancee), B (coworker cheating with N)
i found out abt this bc S ran to my new office and asked if she can talk to me and ofc i said yes bc i luv her to death yk. so she pulls me aside yesterday, it’s 4pm by this time, and she says N and B are in HR right now
i was confused bc N and B are two of the kindest ppl in the firm! im the youngest so far and theyre all so welcoming, and me and B are even on the track of being as close as i am with S. so i ask what the hell happened
S said that N’s fiancee called our boss and spilled the beans. said that she was told, she wont tell who, that B and N are cheating on her with each other. there were no proof but apparently the one who told her particularly catalogued the dates of B and N having days-off’s that kept matching (basically like theyre taking time off tgt but in the guise that they arent). tbh i assumed that it was S who told N’s fiancee but she apparently didnt know that B and N had even crossed the line
that said S admitted she knew about this whole mess bc B told her that she likes N, and that B doesnt care that N has a fiancee. i said wtf and S said wtf too and apparently B said that N is showing signs that hes unhappy with his fiancee
S said thats not for B to decide? and even chewed out N for leading B on. and if he rlly liked B then go fucking break up with his fiancee right?? but N said theyre just friends and idk what happened but ig that denial of their spark led to B being more forward? bc, again, next thing S knew was that they crossed the damn line
so our boss pulled B and N aside and theyre being dealt w yesterday (theyre still not in the office today)
BUT YEA idk if this is the update u were looking for 😭
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On one of the rare instances that Lu told Alice about his life he mentioned the school he was going to, to which she excitedly told him she lives in the same city. This is awful, no matter how much he’s become a man, part of him will always be that transbian who wants to uhaul after the first date (and even more so fall hopelessly in love with your friend who’ll never like you back ;-;). Even the moment after this information came about she suggested they hang out, he brushed it off with a simple “hehe maybe later” but knew he couldn’t resist for long, he was under no circumstance going to being to able to deny his only close friend (and an upsettingly pretty one too) the opportunity to hang.
Looking up at his ceiling he thinks about how over it is, when they meet she’s gonna realize how lame he is, and even if she’s fine with that he’ll be completely unable to hide his infatuation with her (he’s surprised he was even able to so far), and then she’ll be grossed out and not want anything to do with him. Life is hell. After a lot of pestering he agreed to hangout, at first she wanted to do it at her house (which is horrifying! what if he was a murderer, or a rapist!) but he convinced her to instead hang at a small restaurant near where she lived. He unfortunately couldn’t get her to untell him her address, but what can you do?
After around 15 minutes of waiting for her, Alice finally arrived. Lu, waiting for her outside asked…
Lu: “do you always come this late?”
Alice: “well i had to walk here”
she looks at him pointedly
Alice: “if you picked me up it would have been easier.”
he doesn’t make eye contact
Lu: “u-um yea i g-guess… i just,, it uh,, would’ve seemed a bit strange no?”
Alice: “whatever you say”
They walk in and order their food. Lu can’t help but notice that her outfit tho masc enough to throw off her parents, is still incredibly attractive (and also that it compliments… nothing, absolutely nothing,... he’s normal). She looks up at him with a small smirk as she drinks, her eyes are stunningly b- no no nonononono. Taking a deep breath in, Lu decides to engage in conversation, because tho he isn’t good at talking, it is something to keep his mind… where it needs to be. They talk about the food they had and what they liked or disliked about it, they talked about the things that they usually do, friendship, hobbies, life and so on. And in that Lu had a brilliant idea.
Lu: “so have you been talking to any guys”
she picks at her napkins
Alice: “...umm there’s one i’m kinda talking to”
(jackpot)
Lu: “that’s sick! are you into him?”
she sits more upright and looks intently at her food
Alice: “ye, but it’s complicated…”
(fuck)
Lu: “how so?”
.
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Alice: “i don’t think i wanna talk about this, with you”
Lu: “me?”
she goes wide eyed like she misspoke and quickly tries to correct herself
Alice: “or like, right now”
Alice: “right now i just wanna chill”
Lu: “o-oh o-o-of course, s-s-ssorry for uhh,, bringing it up”
Maybe his idea wasn’t so brilliant. He wanted to hear her talk about some guy she was obsessed with, so that his “supportive friend” drive would beat out his “god i love women” drive, but instead he touched on a sore spot… “with him” why him? did she still think he liked her (well he did but he thought was doing a good job hiding it), is it just like a guy thing, like this is something you talk about with the girlfriends not your dude friends? It was probably that. They sit in silent awkwardness for a while since he is completely unable to navigate social situations like this. Eventually the conversation picks up again, and it’s like nothing happened. After an hour or so hanging out Alice asks if he wanted to come hang at hers, he again insisted they didn’t know each other well enough but…
Alice: “cmon! we can even watch your stupid shows together!”
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Lu: “f-ffine… for a bit…”
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#d4t#webnovel#web fiction#webfiction#web serial#webserial#romance#queer#trans#transgender#detrans#lu#lu d4t#lu d4twebnovel#d4t-webserial
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okay. shape shifts into matpat
The purple text most noticeably is present for emoticons, from faces like B] to hearts like <3, but it's also always in the #s.
It is also commonly seen on the words Kasper, and noticeably when he's expressing confusion or uncertainty("I don't know", "I think", "I don't remember that", "Idk y u called me that", etc, and even directly in the brackets saying they're confused.) It was also majorly around posts about his past or the name Kasper that confusion was expressed.
There was also use of blue text in a post about asking Lampert who Kasper is. I'm not sure if that's important, but I'll mention it anyways.
I copy-pasted all the purple and blue text onto a doc (excluding the emoticons) in the order of oldest to most recent posted, and am regretting not adding the pink. Anywho, I can't find any other consistencies that seem valid, but here:
A few times when Infected was given something by an anon, she didn't use it immediately or at all(in the intended way?), and the text was purple.
The purple also seems to become an incoherent sentence without the pink text quite often, mainly within the brackets(example: "He at you and jumps backwards", "He returns the favor!! Sadly, this will give you", "They while saying that", "He his fingers", "They some of the croissants".)
In order of oldest to most recent, some of the purple text went exactly like this:
K45p3r
He is
5+U91D ###################### [ wuh oh! ]
which seems like it could mean something. Probably not something important.
also I'm THE #1 idiot, so this was about all I could think about. Pretty sure about the first bit though.
Golly gee willikers dude!!!! 1: You got a few parts right! Good job, I bet you're proud of yourself /ref 2: Mainly, all the text in brackets is purple. The pink text is used for important actions or specific things. 3: The blue text is representative of sorrow, so take that as you will 4: There's not many secret messages hidden within the purple text itself, but they can be hidden around it. The context is important when it comes to this. Especially in the 3rd part, the one about how it's often used when showing confusion. Hashtag theory time
#theory time#good job matpat#youre doing well so far#good luck later on#this is going to get much#much#much more purple in this coming week#<3#ooc#/ooc#ooc post#matpat
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Some kinda masterpost
-If you want to know my socials and see other kinds of content like videos and writing, go on my carrd, the link is in my bio
-I’m new to tumblr-
-I do take drawing/writing/art requests and just general asks! I’m pretty open!Also it motivates me cuz I have no ideas!
(For the stuff I’ll write/draw maybe even VA for check my fandoms below or js ask)
-if you want to find different kind of art stuff and look through my posts, just go on my archive OR you can also look through this tag legend thingy #avidraws is for my art in general #avidrawssu is for my SU fanart
#aviytvids is for linking my new uploads on here
#avidrawsgainingslush is for my gaining slush art which is my original characters and story and #avidumps is for my rants/discussions to randomness
-if you want to know about me keep scrolling
B A S I C S T U F F (that you should read anyway)
Call me Avi, I go by she and they mainly but he or ey is good too!
I’m pansexual which means I like pan- (jk)
I also tend to get very obsessive over fictional characters and medias and I will probably end up expressing it more online/here
DNI if
-you’re homophobic, you’re transphobic, you’re a trump supporter, you support people killing innocent ppl, you’re a pedophile/zoo/abuser basic
-you’re a proshipper (eg: Lapis and Jasper, Stolas (from HB) and any female, incest, pedophilia etc)
-you’re gonna try and roast my fixations ; just because you don’t like smth doesn’t mean you have to ruin it for other people like me who may have an attachment
M O R E A B T M E ! :O ⭐️
My fandoms (off the top of my head and in no particular order) some im more invested in than others: Hazbin hotel/Helluva Boss/ZP/Hellaverse, LN, Heathers, Vocaloid, ATLA , TMF, Hooky/Marionetta, (a lot of WEBTOONs), MLP , TADC, lackadaisy, Heartstopper, murder drones, cookie run kingdom, -technically AGGGTM? and Twilight but in a goofy Alice Cullen simp kinda way, - used to be obsessed w PIGGY and Poppy’s Playtime, Lacey’s games series, Ramshackle, Villanous, psychocuties (don’t support creator) Melanie Martinez, SU, adventure time + fionna and cake, and more but I can’t remember them now I’m sorryy 😭also tbh if u suspect a fandom im in feel free to ask
characters i kin/relate to !
-Peridot ! (SU)
-Twilight Sparkle ! (MLP)
-Lapis Lazuli ! (SU)
-V ! (murder drones)
-Spinel ! (SU)
-Octavia/Stolas ! (HB) Those are some of the mains off the top of my head!
I try to be nice online but I apologize if i ever come off bad it’s not my intent!! Also yes i do sometimes vent online but i try not to and it’s usually not anything too triggering so don’t worry too much!
also yes I’m open to chatting as long as you’re nice :P
Fun facts!!
I can eat an onion sandwich. Like bread and raw onion. It’s really good dude My fav colours are pink and green!
I’m a nighttime person bc I tend to get really tired during the day and then get spurts of energy at night!
My fav animals are dogs and owls!
My favourite word is gay.
I am usually not ok
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ahhh hello n happy openin day 2 us all!! im gemma ( s/h, 21+ ) n i write for jaehyun and sumi!! i've got their individual intros linked bc it's too long to put in one post xo what's new i cannot shut up : )) below r some event plot ideas that i came up w like 2 seconds ago so they're kinda questionable but anw if u r keen to plot pls LIKE this post n i'll come runnin!! and ofc if u have discord pls lmk bc tumblr ims and i have some longstanding beef...
on the night of the event, JAEHYUN is...
not attending the charity gala thx!! jaehyun is very anti together for daehan so he will not give any money 2 support them ( also he is the charity tq curious currenter 4 pointin that out )!! that said, jaehyun will b helpin get the blue hall ready 4 the afterparty so!! any evo members wna help direct him n get him 2 put his superstrength 2 good use!!! boss him around 🥴
ok i will alw push this agenda but any fans of gangcheori!! imagine u see the new capt there n u think this is the PERFECT time 2 share my strategies !! jaehyun's a pretty approachable dude so i feel like he'd take in on board ( tho he is also p proud so ease it on the pushiness mayb.... )
as per the event description im sure there's gna b an accident or two... who better to call 4 help than the dude w superstrength!! imagine u have a friend passed out somewhere questionable n u need help gettin them outta there n back 2 safety!! perhaps that dude breaking things when he walks past can help u out he looks strong...
alternatively a fight breaks out between u n someone else n jaehyun comes n puts a stop 2 it bc he dc ab fights but !! not @ the blue hall party!! this is evo's moment don't turn it into a crime scene!! OR jaehyun is also v trigger happy n easy 2 anger so if someone from together from daehan / other sporting rally houses annoys him n ur muse is tryna step in between... watch out for those hands tho he packs a mean punch!!!
he's probably taken over as the student bouncer at some point during the night ( for like j a short moment tho cause he wna party too!! ) so what if ur muse rocks up late from the charity gala.... how r u gna convince mr t4d suxx
um jaehyun is a classic fuckboy so yk imagine yall ended wrongly or he treated u not gr8 n yall meet for the first time since yall ended things... wyd
on the night of the event, SUMI is...
attending the shit outta that charity gala she's slashin her aunt's life savings by a QUARTER !!! sumi will b dressed 2 the nines bc one thing she will do is turn up !! imagine u have an art piece put up n sumi bids on it!! then comes 2 u n tells u what a good job u did n how pretty it is
alternatively if she hates it n laughs @ it w her friends n ur in earshot... wyd do u fight her sumi loves 2 gossip but one thing she won't do is throw hands she's a wimp like that
sumi will def be hitting the gala w her red hall girlies so!!! red hall girlies wya!!!
this is meant 2 b a classy event n uh oh sumi's alr kinda drunk... she's laughin a lil too loudly n gettin drinks spilled everywhere r u gna try 2 tell her 2 take it easy!! ( note: it will not work she will at some point in the night dash of, see plot below )
as much as sumi loves t4d she also loves blue hall parties so once 10.30pm comes around ya gorl is dashin!! she'll turn up 11.01pm beggin the bouncer 2 let her in... what if ur the bouncer!! girl who CLEARLY is from the gala tryna have her cake ( attend the charity gala ) n eat it too ( attend the blue hall party ) will u let her in...
IF she gets in she's j gna b partyin the night away!! j generic party plots wud b fun 2 explore hehe i.e. gettin drunk n havin smth messy happenin aka someone's passed out on the toilet n that's the only one that's usable n u n sumi rly need to pee... u gna drag them out or what
#nm:intro#—— gemma shut up!#ok tumblr stopped letting me send welc messages n im scared so....... welcome everyone who didnt get a message im so sry....#pls dont shadowban me tumblr im a real person
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I was really hoping I could leave my abusive mother but I'm still stuck here. I had lost hope with certain things until I got a call about an apartment and I thought it'd be this but the universe keeps taking opportunities away from me I don't understand what I'm supposed to do . I feel trapped and yeah I feel like I will never escape I don't make enough money for the apartment and it's possibly gone to someone else. I tried getting another client but they haven't reached out to me since last week. Literally posting on the internet and interacting with others is all I have most ppl in my life wouldn't care about anything I feel pride over. I don't want to argue I don't want to fight . I don't I just want to live but it's hard all the time.
At this point I'm gonna say a lot of stuff that is stressing me out and if that means "exposing" then I guess so. My mother began spam texting me to clean .. basically the entire house b/c I'm home or b/c "I don't work a real job" I work part time and with my adhd and autism I'm lucky I still have a job. But I don't understand why I'd ever have to clean this big ass house ON MY OWN when I've cleaned it MULTIPLE times on my own just for my mother to re dirty it not even trying to keep it clean how it was. It feels like if she wants to talk to me she talks to me just to boss me around and that's it. She doesn't have problems with other ppl's daughters helping them or FEEDING them. Cause btw when I moved back in with my mother she wouldn't feed me she'd go out not saying where or when she'd be back and have leftovers spoil or wouldn't let me have anything when she knew I wasn't working and knew I was barely eating.
So yeah the little money I had "saved" went to buying $100 worth of groceries or fast food cause I didn't have many options. And again I'm fucking disabled but nobody cares about that b/c I'm not "disabled on the outside". But back to cleaning this house MOST OF THE MESS is from my MOTHER everything is from my mother. I'm not perfect I have some clothes I haven't picked up a couple unwashed dishes but most of that is from my mother and her doing favors for ppl b/c she wants to be liked or whatever.
I don't have a problem helping my mom but when I'm being berated and told I'm lazy just for this lady to spam text me to clean up HER MESS. And for her to call our family to tell them I'm lazy.. and I'm just wasting oxygen in this stupid fucking house.. that's not a good feeling at all. And I hate that I care for my mother but if I don't do something her way or right away or (in this case cleaning an entire downstairs by myself when it has papers and arts and crafts and HER SHOES and she has a TON of clothes she's bought) I'm immediately "the bad guy" I'm so tired of these fucking ppl I'm so tired of family saying "we don't know what went on in that house" THATS RJFHT U DONT SO WHY THE FJCK DO YALL MAKE ME THE VILLIAN B/C U SEE ONE ASPECT OF OUR LIVES OR INTERACTIONS. I'm so fucking tired THIS IS LKKE EVERYDAY MESS.
Yes I'm not the cleanest but I KEEP MY MESS IN MY ROOM AND MY ROOM WOULD LOOK LIKE THE CLEANIEST IN THIS BITCH IF U SEEN THIS FUCKING HOUSE. IM TJRED I WANT TO LEAVE I WANT TO FUCKING EXPERIENCE THAT MAYBE SOMETHING CAN BE GOOD OUT THERE INSTEAD OF LIVING IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE. AND MIND U WHEN I WAS ASKING MY MOTHER FOR HELP WITH THE APARTMENT SHE TOLD ME SHE EOULD HELP THEN CHANGED HER MIND AND I BEGSN TK CRY MY EYES IUT BECAUSE JF IT WAS ANYONE ELSES KID SHE WOULD HELP THEM THEN LETTER SHE GAVE ME WHAT I NEEDED BUT WHY WHY DO I CONSTANTLY NEED TK BE HURT BY THESES "ADULTS" IM TOLD IM LOVED BUTNI HAVE NEVER DELT IT NEVER
MY DAD IS JUST S HUSK OF A DUDE I CALL DAD IM SO FUCKING TIRED IM TIRED . I THINK ABOUT SUICIDE ALMOST ALL THE TIME BECAUSE J FEEL BROKEN I FEEL ALONE THATS ALL I FEEL I FUCKING HATE THJS PLACE I actually sh and at this point it really just feels like only options. I feel trapped I try to embrace myself with hobbies I love but I constantly see stuff I don't have or what others have or what's happening around our world but I'm still stuck in this hell hole feeling trapped. I'd say I have become happier as a person but my mother just takes it away and finds any reason to hate me. Yes it feels like she hates me and my father and at this point I don't think anyone can convince me they don't. I want to forget everything and move on but my brain constantly brings up my trauma I don't want to remember it.
If u tell me to "just be positive" I might shoot someone in the face. I'm JOKING HAHAHA I'm just so lost I wish I felt like I was cared for I wish someone would even care as I type this out. Nobody cares not even my blood
I don't think anyone wouldn't care if i disappeared but it'd be too late for anyone to care. I'm sorry I can't hold on I don't know
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posting again abt my personal dude hcs 4 my au from my previous blog bcuz i was rather happy w them&want them here. changed a few minor things+added a few more that i forgot 2 mention in the original. as said b4, these r just my own personal interpretations of p2 dude specifically, u can see him however u want.
- prepare 4 the real name of the century bcuz ermmm what the sigma. ok so dudes real name is tanner parkley dude jr. .yeah his surname is genuinely dude. nickname “the postaI dude” derives from highschool where he worked as a postaI worker during the summers(&was mocked 4)&since nobody liked him, they gave him the name. was mainly called TP or dude by few that were friends bcuz he really hated the names tanner or parkley. Since he is jr., his father was called tanner&dude was called parkley by family. Does Not like the name parkley whatsoever, absolutely prefers 2 b called just dude
- born on feb 29th bcuz he does not deserve 2 have a bday every year 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕in 2003 ,he is 39.
- does not have schizophrenia but is mentally unstable 2 some degree bcuz he does deal w very violent&intrusive thoughts on which he acts out on sometimes&has anger issues
- physically wise has struggled w chronic migraine since a young teen. his 20s were his worst years bcuz the migraines were @ their worst/most frequent+the fact he was a drug addict&did not take proper care of himself as he should have+the bitch constantly nagging did not help whatsoever. now that he is nearly 40&medicated they have greatly decreased but attacks still occur bcuz he still does not look after himself enough as he should
- was born in florida but the family moved around a lot(bcuz they could not b bothered 2 pay rent). eventually settled down in utah after marrying&lived there 4 a while, but moved 2 arizona 2 live in paradise after taking on the video game developer job
- am set on thinking he is the youngest child, hence why he is jr. it is bcuz his parents could not come up w anything better when naming him. i somewhat think dude was maybe even an accident. 3 sons in the family. kept minimal communication after moving out but after the dads funeral completely cut every1 off bcuz every1 was insufferable&hated every1. both brothers sort of turned out like dude(substance abusers&poor). mom is still around but he does not talk 2 her either bcuz she always was over religious&turned a blind eye 2 dads abuse&he just Does Not like her
- only family he is in contact w is uncle dave! only guy who was genuinely there 4 dude when growing up when it seemed like nobody cared. dudes father really despised him hanging out w dave bcuz he was sorta known as a scammer w his various scum scams. dude as a teen helped out dave w his various schemes&whatever so much so 2 the point it costed a permanent offense on his record where it hindered dude from barely being able 2 finish high school+absolutely NO hope of getting into college bcuz nobody wanted him there. i think this is also a factor why he has a hard time holding a job(main factor is that he is just. a piece of low value shit) //(yes, this is based off the postaI movie. i like this idea a lot&decided 2 take it 4 myself lol)
- met the bitch through her cousin bcuz he was dating her cousin 1st. thought bitch was hotter so chose her. got married in las vegas in 1 of those cheesy stupid wedding chapels
- dude genuinely did love the bitch @ 1 point but in the end they were incompatible&they were both pieces of shit 2 each other. w age they just drifted away completely where they just Could Not stand each other. i believe sole reason they stayed 2gether was bcuz of tax benefit&could not afford a divorce or smth
- champ came into his life randomly 1 day while he was still in utah&champ as a stray came up 2 his trailer randomly. he got fed&bcame dudes companion from then <:)
- in my au dude is mainly clean off crack bcuz when he moved into paradise got so pissed @ the crack dealer prices that out of sheer petty&principle said 2 himself he would Not smoke that shit b4 butchering most of the dealers. still has relapses but mostly manages. has turned 2 weed mostly
- has cried 2 nickelback @ least 3 times
- has a seasonal pollen allergy which acts up during spring bcuz i Do Not like him♡
- has a lower back tattoo(aka tramp stamp) from when he was younger. still thinks it is cool. i am a firm believer in this&will die on a hill 4 this hc. if dude having a back tattoo has no believers that means i am no longer on this earth
- contrary 2 his official outfit, i like 2 think dude wears a watch. 1 of those vintage timex watches. it is old as shit as dude got it as a gift 4 his 20th from uncle dave&has worn it ever since. most scratched fucked up watch u have ever seen but it still works just fine
- again, contrary 2 his official outfit, i have grown 2 the idea of dude wearing pointy toe shoes instead of boots. sole reason he wears them is bcuz he bought(or stole) them 4 his wedding&has worn them ever since; they were expensive as shit&might as well put them 2 use. those bad bitches have seen everything&still going strong
- despite taking showers once when the planets align @ a very specific angle&there being a full moon or whatever, grooms&maintains his goatee rather seriously. only thing he takes seriously tbh
- thinks too much pepper is genuinely considered spicy bcuz he is so white guy&cannot handle spice whatsoever
- fav desserts r smth like bread w butter&sugar or graham crackers w milk bcuz he grew up dirt poor&these were the only desserts the household could afford
- does not rly have a fav alcoholic drink bcuz will drink abt anything just so it gets him fucked up as fast as possible. but if dude had 2 choose would like whiskey+coke or vodka+tonic cocktails i think. beer is just fine too. does not like red wine bcuz of how it tastes+ triggers a migraine
- dude does not like chocolate but every year when there is a discount on it after valentines day, he gets a huge craving 4 it&gets a fuck ton of it&eats it all in 1 sitting so much so he gets genuinely very ill&hates chocolate 4 the rest of the year up until the upcoming valentines.
- knows how 2 cook meats like briskets&ribs&steaks&shit where they turn out rather really nice <:) knows how 2 cook overall but gets take out most of the time bcuz cannot b bothered 2 cook as the process is tedious as shit&bcuz idfk dude thinks he is too good 2 do the dishes or some shit
- genuinely knows how 2 program&just has quite a lot of computer knowledge in general<:) if he was not dead set on being a piece of shit who is too good 2 hold a job, dude could make a fine living off of developing websites 4 ppl on the web or fixing computers in general, like reinstalling OS&whatever. but alas. dumbass failure noob man
#mannnn remembered how ooc these r but who cares. he can b anything the player wants him 2 b. this was fun writing i remember!&i like these.#ermmm. eemmm. what else do i say? man idk. this is awkward but whatever. have a good 1. goodnight. \o/#hcs
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Lyrics taken from genius
crazy in love:
Young Hov, y'all know when the flow is loco
Young B and the R-O-C, uh-oh
O.G. Big Homie, the one and only
Stick bony, but the pockets is fat like Tony Soprano
The ROC handle like Van Exel
I shake phonies, man, you can't get next to
The genuine article, I do not sing, though
I sling, though, if anything, I bling, yo
A star like Ringo, war like a Green Beret
You crazy? Bring your whole set
JAY-Z in the Range, crazy and deranged
They can't figure him out, they like, "Hey, is he insane?"
Yes, sir, I'm cut from a different cloth
My texture is the best fur, chinchilla
I've been iller than chain smokers
How you think I got the name Hova?
I been realer, the game's over
Fall back, Young
Ever since I made the change over to platinum
The game's been a wrap, one
deja vu:
I used to run base like Juan Pierre
Now I run the bass hi-hat and the snare
I used to bag girls like Birkin Bags
Now I bag B (Boy, you hurtin' that)
Brooklyn Bay where they birthed me at
Now I be everywhere, the nerve of rap
The audacity to have me with them curtains back
Me and B, she about to sting, stand back
….(two verses in this one)….
Yes, Hova's flow so unusual
Baby girl, you should already know
It's H-O, light up the dro
'Cause you gon' need help tryna study my bounce
Flow, blow, what's the difference?
One you take in vein while the other you sniffin'
It's still dope, po-po try to convict him
Thats a no-go, my dough keep the scales tippin'
Like 4-4s
Like I'm from the H-O-U-S-T-O-N
Blow wind, so Chicago of him
Is he the best ever? That's the argu-a-ment
I don't make the list, don't be mad at me
I just make the hits like a factory
I'm just one to one, nuttin' after me
No déjà vu, just me and my (Oh)
upgrade u:
I be's the d-boy who infiltrated all the corporate dudes
They call shots, I call audibles
Jacob the jeweler, baubles
Lorraine Schwartz oughta do
It's big ballin', baby, when I'm courtin' you (Woo)
I'm talkin' spy bags and fly pads
And rooms at the Bloomberg and rumors
You on the verge of a new merge
'Cause that rock on your finger's like a tumor
You can't fit your hand in your new purse
It's humorous to me, they watchin' and we just yachtin'
Island-hoppin' off the Amalfi coast, mafioso
"Hov, baby, you ever seen Saturn?"
"No, not the car, but everywhere we are"
You sure to see stars, this is high-level
Not eye-level, my bezel courtesy of Audemars
I order yours tomorrow, now look at the time I saved you
Mama, let me upgrade you
drunk in love:
That D'USSÉ is the shit, if I do say so myself
If I do say so myself, if I do say so myself
Hold up, stumble all in the house, time to back up all of that mouth
That you had all in the car, talkin' 'bout you the baddest bitch thus far
Talkin' 'bout you be reppin' that Third, I wanna see all the shit that I heard
Know I sling Clint Eastwood, hope you can handle this curve, uh
Foreplay in a foyer, fucked up my Warhol
Slid the panties right to the side, ain't got the time to take drawers off
On sight
Catch a charge, I might
Beat the box up like Mike in '97, I bite
I'm Ike Turner, turn up, baby, no, I don't play
"Now eat the cake, Anna Mae," said, "Eat the cake, Anna Mae"
I'm nice
For y'all to reach these heights
You gon' need G3, 4, 5, 6 flights
Sleep tight
We sex again in the mornin'
Your breasteses is my breakfast, we goin' in
that’s how you like it:
I know you heard I'm a gangsta
They say, "Stay away from them gangstas"
They never change up or pull they pants up
Well, baby girl, put ya foot down
Don't let 'em push you around
You know what you like
Baby thug, you know wrong from right
And you done felt wrong before
This can't be what it feel like
And they don't really know what you feel like, for instance
They don't know the difference between real life
And the music videos and the raggedy magazines
They have it **** badder than he seems
All they see is my baggy jeans, my attitude
I ain't mad at you, it's just my glide
Way I wear my hat to the side
The way I lean real low when I ride
That's why in my mind
They like my walk
My accent from New York
My way of thinking is slightly off
They like the way he floss
Leave the block on a bike, he come back in a Porsche
But of course
But most of all, they like my honesty
Integrity, my loyalty
Young Hova and the letter B
How you like that, huh?
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zup l&zerz. resident b&d&zz here 2 bring my w&nderful prezence here 2 grumblr zince i g&t my n&zty little pr&ngz &n every other z&cial media.
n&mez z&dr&x. the c&&lezt mfing girlb&y y&u ever did meet. i'm preb&n s& keep it in y&ur pants.
i'm a gemz& btw. n&t th&t it sh&uld m&tter.
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Art Fight - Character : [HS] Zadrox
(OOC)
OOC ACCOUNT IS @upward-centrifuge
this is a grumblr blog! block it if you don't wanna see homestuck or unreality or anything of that nature.
This blog is open to asks and DMs
Quirk: all lowercase except for emphasis. A's and O's are replaced with &'s and S's are replaced with Z's. Pretty classic fanquirks but if it's too illegible i can put translations. The font isn't strictly part of it, I just use it cuz it makes his typing quirk easier to read and matches the actual pesterchum/trollian font.
ALSO: shortens words to symbols/numbers when it's convenient and I remember. Most consistently: and -> &, at -> @, to/too -> 2, for -> 4.
Your character can can romance Zadrox if you want, just be of an appropriate age, don't expect her to randomly fall head over heels for you for no reason, and if you do manage to seduce her don't expect her to confine her feelings to one quadrant. Flushed and ash are open. Pitch and pale are technically closed but since their relationship vaccilates AND they're open to being poly so you can still successfully romance them in those quadrants if you're willing to compromise with him and his kisrail.
Character intro (not doin the homestuck format right now. might fix it up later)
Zadrox Oposto (he/she) is a 7 sweep old goldblooded troll trying to make a living for himself on Alternia. Her psionics are on the weaker side (something she's eternally grateful for, cuz obviously she does not wanna get fucking helmed), but she doesn't have the strongest control over them. This results in him being sort of just perpetually ass deep in static electricity, which sort of throws a wrench into the gears of his passion for engineering and inventing.
In theory, Zadrox should be an amazing engineer. She has both the skill and talent, and has spent her whole life preparing herself for a future in the field. However, with the winning combination of his eccentricity, absent-mindedness, and the unfortunate manifestation of his psionics, instead of the wonders he could be creating and dreams of creating, you instead get a thermal hull that runs around the kitchen (yes, like the prank call thing) that bursts into flames if it gets off balance.
Fun facts about him:
- obsessed with contradictions, paradoxes, opposites, oxymorons, etc. Likes to take them and break them. Loves it when something is two opposite things at the same time
- two reasons for his typing quirk: one, he thinks it makes him look like a cool gamer dude. Two, it alludes to the fact that he has a pretty nasally voice.
vaccillates just. constantly all the time. but to her there's a big difference between what she thinks of as "new relationship vacillation" (quadrant confusion, unsynched or one-sided vacillation) vs vacillation that is part of a healthy long term relationship (consistent vacillation, both partners vacillating together or one completely flipping because the other did, possibly quadrant blurring). Relationships in just one quadrant don't really exist for him.
- will add more
Other than that you're gonna have to find out through rp.
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@rathalascendant has requested a story : "You sure you can carry me, dude?" Spyro reached up to her chest. Sure, Ratha hadn't been much bigger when he was strong enough to carry her, but Ratha was also significantly bulkier than the teenaged purple dragon. Not to mention, Mari wore armor. "I feel like this is a bad idea."
𝑼𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅.
Ah— Well , Spyro realizes now he was perhaps a little TOO GUNG-HO about the idea of taking his new human friend on a tour of Avalar ( & to him , really , there is no better way to do so than by flying through the peaks & valleys of the realm ! the views are truly breathtaking here ) . Spyro deflates a little when she rebukes his offer , huffing and grumbling as he plops back onto his rump , eyeing up the young Rider in front of him. The more he considers it , the more r e a s o n a b l e it seems ; she certainly has a point ( this might not actually be one of his brightest ideas after all ) .
Tail thumps against the grass , smoke curling from his nostrils ; the poor dragon seems the least bit DOWNTRODDEN , both because he finds he might not be capable enough to do something as simple as taking someone on a flight but also because he won’t be able to share that aspect of Avalar with Mari ( at least , not in the way he would like ) . ❝ Well , sure , I guess I don’t a c t u a l l y know , ❞ Spyro relents , heeding to her words as he bobs his horned head in a ( reluctant ) show of agreeance. ❝ Pretty sure the armor might make flying you around a little harder , too. ❞ A paw lifts , tapping a claw to his chin in thought , his eyes narrowing as though he’s trying to figure out a way to make this happen irregardless of the situation at hand. ❝ You know , I’d be inclined to say we should give it a try anyways … ❞ He starts , giving her a toothy , lopsided g r i n , ❝ But the last thing I want to do is put you in any danger , such as barely getting halfway to a village only to make an abrupt crash-landing into a forest somewhere. ❞ Despite a wounded ego , Spyro manages to laugh at the thought. Oh well , they could always make the tour on foot ! It might not be the s a m e , but it will still be a good time ( he’ll make sure of it ) !
#❧ ⸺ how can ( queue ) say there is no story here ? ❞#❧ ⸺ ch. spyro | answered ❞#❧ ⸺ ch. spyro | verse ii: secondary ( tlos ) ❞#rathalascendant
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omfg
ok tbh my (1) follower DONT READ THIS ACTUALLY ILL END MY LIFE AND PUT YOU ON MY SUICIDE NOTE. im being emo under the keep reading
tbfh ive locked myself in my room since like 5/6 pm idfk. but it's cause I DONT KNOW i was and still am in such a poo mood. liek first my mom promised me yesterday she'd take me to the laundromat today so i can wash my plushies MIND YOU I WAS GONNA PAY FOR ALL OF IT (which isnt sm cuz it's just a bunch of fucking QUARTERS so i wasnt gonna b paying a shartload). and pos NEVERMIND cause she's too tired which is! ok well im not mad she's tired cuz ever since my brother and his kids moved in everythings been 100x stressful for everyone especially her. but idk. maybe it's on me for not seeing this soonerbut she acted like she had no idea wht i was talking abt like...ok...and then she was like "later" BUT LATER NEVER CAME. and then my niece broke my pride fan and idk i didn't get mad at her but i was upset asf cuz THAT SHIT MEANS A LOT TO ME ? like idk i got it at my first pride festival w diana and even if it's just cheap plastic it still holds sentimental value to me. so after tht i just went into my room n listen to sad music which made me even MORE SAD . so i started crying. and den i was like ok well fuck it tumblr theme customizing time. so i did tht and liek. throughout the entire time ive been in my room my niece has been banging on my door, my nephews kept trying to get their dog to fight manchiis thru the crack under my door until i yelled @ them to stop. and den my niece kept banging at my door and i ignored it bc liek. SHE ALWAYS DOES THT EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR EVERY LITTLE DAY. and most of the time ill go along w it cuz liek whatever dude. but i fr didn't wanna be bothered bc i was upset and didn't wanna lash out @ anyone . and then she stopped then liek. in the middle of tumblr customizing my brother knocked on my door and asked if i wanted to eat, i said no LOUDLY CUZ I KNOW IT"S HARD TO HEAR WITH MY MUSIC. and then he left me alone for five mins and then he knocked on my door again and was like vale i cant walk. but i didnt even process w he said cause i didn't even fucking hear him. so i was annoyed and walked out and i see him at the end of the hallway laughing and i go in the kitchen and everyones staring at me giggling. and he was like see she came ^___^ !! and my SIL was like omg she did hehehehe. and even my mom was there laughing. and i felt so fucking embarrassed idk like it felt like they were treating me like a kid. and my brother asked if i wanted to eat again and i was like NO . cause what the fuck is wrong with you like actually. dont fucking humiliate me like that bc if u fr cant walk im not gonna be there for u bitch !!!!! and then my niece started chasing me and trying to get into my room and i was just like . no. and then i started crying again but you know i kept at it for my tumblr theme idgaf. coding this custom cursor through the fucking tears idgaf !!!!!!!!!!! and then my mom called me out to the laundry space asking if i could help her move some stuff for a garage sale into her trunk. n i was liek ok. and then my brother comes and looks at me and asks my mom what she's doing. and then he pats my head and asks if i need help w something and i flinch away from him and say no. then he starts helping my mom with the stuff like picking up 3 of the big ass bags of stuff . and i go back in my room cuz i don't want to talk to him i dont even want to be fucking near him. and then i started crying in my room again. and tbh idk if it's bc im on my period or what. but liek im in such a bad fucking mood
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draw elucien. draw azris. challenge the monocracy. your response about multishipping was graceful. you have talent that multiple ships would be honored to experience. there are infinite worlds in which any character can fall in love with other characters and those worlds are each someone on the internet's happy place. your art will bring whoever u wish joy in that place and they will be b l e s s e d. and people should realize that you are not a creative slave to one pairing. gross.
also who gives a fuck if Elain gets dirty with Lucien in an alternate universe or this one. that shit would be hot as fuck. stop taking yourselves so damn seriously, these are fucking faeries people. don't gaslight gracie she is an actual angel.
Thank you so much. That's exactly what I am trying to do. I do not want to reserve my art for only one part of the fandom. I want to create and share my art with everyone. It does not mean I don't love yall the same lol. There's enough of me to go around, please.
And in regards to the ships... I just think Elain deserves a good time okay? Can we all agree on that? I got my personal preference but in the next book if she ends up with Firedaddy or shadowdaddy I dont care because either way Elain is going to be living her BEST and MOST SEXY LIFE!
Yeah, you're so right. Could you imagine? My girl has the best options here.
crazy how people get so defensive of who their favorite character has sex with like dude its Not That Deep. (HAH! 😏) Fandom is just so Silly. ACOTAR is literally porn with a sprinkle of plot. Seriously if you asked me the plot of the main series I would genuinely not be able to tell you because I only remember The Romances.
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Phlegmy and Red-nosed
a/n: okay, i've been struggling w writing anxiety lately. like the more i waited in posting the more anxious i got about writing anything and the less i did it. so i figured i should just break through it before i never write again. don't hate this pls *i wrote more to this but cut it cuz i thought it would b too much, it might feel incomplete or something*
pairing(s): steve harrington x reader
warning(s)/concept: just sick steve, this might b a little messy so forgive me
summary: steve is very sick but refuses to go home or cancel his date w u so dustin takes matters into his own hands.
The bell above the door at Family Video rang but Steve’s head stayed down on top of his arms, eyes closed. His windbreaker zipped up completely which he never did, looked too dorky in his opinion. But at that moment, he had no other option. He was freezing cold, shivering in fact.
“Dude, you look awful.” Max said as Dustin and Lucas walked through the aisles of movies.
“Thank you, Maxine. Always a pleasure.” Steve didn’t even bother opening his eyes to look at her. In his mind’s eye he could already see the icked out look on her face. An expression of hers everyone knows too well.
Max stood in front of the counter and looked around for her other friends. As fun as it is to make fun of Steve, she was slightly concerned for him. She had never seen him look the way he did. Sick Steve was a pretty rare sight. Beat up Steve sure, but phlegmy and red-nosed, never. Her eyes met Dustin’s through the stands fully stocked with tapes. Her eyes widened slightly and motioned to Steve, demanding him to walk over.
Dustin put the tape he had in his hand back, walking to the counter. When his eyes landed on Steve, he immediately knew he was feeling like hell. Steve would never flatten his hair just to rest his head. “Hey, buddy. You alright?”
Steve’s response was a groan.
“Where’s Robin?” Lucas spoke as he looked around for her.
“She’s sick.” Steve’s voice was a little raspy as he spoke and the feeling in his throat made him want to never speak again.
“Yeah, well, I hate to break it to you Steve but she definitely got you sick.” Dustin said. “You gotta go home and rest.”
“I can’t. After my shift ends, I have a date.” Steve tried to breathe through his nose but it was so clogged he had to just take a breath through his mouth.
Everyone rolled their eyes at his response.
“Cancel it. I’m sure whatever chick you have lined up will understand.” Lucas put his hand on Steve’s shoulder as he spoke to show some support.
Steve knew you would definitely understand but he had been looking forward to this date. You and Steve had officially been on 7 dates, and that is honestly a new record for him. These days he’d have maybe one date with a girl, then it would just turn into casual sex and just naturally fizzle out. But he really liked you. He had convinced himself that you were way too good for him. You were this delicate, beautiful, shy girl with a heart full of kindness and sweetness.
The first time you and Steve met, you were on your knees at the side of the road. The gravel was digging into your delicate skin, your pretty skirt was too short to protect it. You were so low on the ground; he almost drove past you.
He pulled over to make sure you weren’t hurt and when he got out of his car to ask, he saw that you were knelt in front of a very scrawny looking kitten. You had a can of cat food in your hand, holding it still for the kitty to eat straight out of. (Turns out you keep at least one can of cat food in your bag at all times, just in case you come across a hungry cat) He watched the kitten scarf down its meal until you looked up at him, all doe eyed. You whispered the sweetest hello up to him; he felt a wave of immediate endearment swallow him whole. You got him with the first word he heard you say. He would feel pathetic if he didn’t feel so lucky.
“It’s not any chick. It’s (y/n).” Dustin whispered to Lucas.
“Oh. Wow, you’ve gone past the three-date mark with this one.” Max leaned on the counter. “You must really like her.”
Another groan from Steve.
And then it hit Dustin. There was a way he could get Steve to go home and make sure he saw you. Without a word, Dustin turned on his heel and started making his way out of the door of the video store. Leaving his friends standing there in confusion.
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Dustin lived about four houses down from you. He had seen you reading under the sycamore tree in the front yard a few times, so either you live there or you really like reading on other people’s property.
The boy biked all the way to your house.
When you answered the door, he managed to get some words out in between gasps for breath. Explaining to you that Steve was very sick and refused to go home from work or cancel your date with him. He was about to beg you to come with him to the video store, but before he could even ask, you were grabbing your keys and locking the door to your house.
The image of Steve sitting at work whilst running a fever put a real pep in your step. You grabbed your old bike, fully prepared to just leave the hunk of rust at the video store. As you started the journey, you were already concocting a speech in your head in order to convince him to let you drive him home in his car. You knew how careful he was about the Beemer.
You peddled behind Dustin, praying the bike chain wouldn’t just break off. There were moments you completely believed it would but your childhood bike really held up. As you parked it next to Dustin’s, outside of the video store, you silently thanked her for being so kind.
“He’s gonna kill me.” Dustin mumbled before grabbing your hand and walking you into the store. Steve’s head was in the same position it was when Dustin had left, which means he didn’t see you walk in with the curly-haired boy.
You approached the counter slowly. Whilst Max and Lucas quietly asked Dustin if you were ‘the girl’.
“Stevie...” You whispered, tilting your head to the side to get a better look at him. His face was paler than usual and his nose was slightly red, and it made you frown. Steve looked so lethargic it made your heart ache.
The moment he heard your sticky sweet voice his head snapped up. You stood in front of him, a small smile on your soft features and for a moment he forgot how awful he felt just a second ago.
“Hi, angel.” He murmured, trying his best to save his voice.
“Hi, Stevie.” Your smile widened and the tension in your shoulders disappeared, relief filling your chest at the sight of him. “We have to get you home, honey. You need to rest.”
“But our date-“
“We’ll have plenty of time for another date.” You reached for his hand and gave it a gentle squeeze. “I’ll take such good care of you; you’ll be healthy again in no time.”
Turns out, Steve really didn’t need much convincing. Even when you asked for his car keys, he just handed them to you; no begging, no bargaining and no complaints. Your prepared speech completely unnecessary.
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#stranger things#steve harrington imagine#steve harrington fanfic#steve harrington x reader#steve harrington#steve x reader#robin buckley#dustin stranger things#max mayfield#lucas stranger things
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