#DUDE SHE CAN TAKE THE B U S !!!!

[paperbag1999]

AHHHHHHHH

[maybanksprincess]

let me make it up to you. // j.m

warnings: 18+ MDNI!! smut! make up sex, fingering, f receiving, smoking, kissing, pet names, female reader, JJ and reader are aged up (bf, gf relationship)

summary: JJ and reader are in a disagreement, and JJ overreacts thinking he's going to lose her over it.

pairings: boyfriend!jj x girlfriend!reader

JJ had just gotten into an argument with you. your first real argument, well as he thought was a real argument. he was flipping out. so, the only logical thing in his mind to do was talk to pope and JB. They were all in the twinkie. John b is in the front, JJ and Pope in the back. He was a mess; his mind was a mess. Everything he did following that argument you two had, was all wrong.

He couldn't even roll his weed correctly, and that was something he never failed at. He sighed and just prepared to smoke the poorly rolled blunt. he grabs a lighter from the pocket of his cargo shorts, puts the blunt in his mouth, and lights the end of it, inhaling some of the smoke.

"Yeah man, she just got pissed off, but I didn't mean anything by it, bro. she should know that"

"jj, maybe she just wants space." john b says, taking the blunt away from jj's fingers

"Yeah, but that's the thing dude, we've never had... space. that doesn't exist to us."

pope chimes in "yeah john b, horrible idea. jj follows her like a lost puppy."

"Not my fault I can treat my girl right, man." jj says, in a matter of a fact tone. he rolls his eyes, and throws his head back, shutting his eyes. then an idea pops into his head. "You know what, I'll catch y'all later."

he uses his fingers to push his hair back into his favorite hat, then he hops onto his motorcycle and drives through the path to your house. about 10 minutes later, he gets to your house and parks his motorcycle in your driveway, he gets off his bike and walks up to your front door. knocking with his secret knock you two share.

You had some shorts, and one of jjs shirts on. you hadn't been super mad about the little disagreement you had with him, you just didn't wanna give him the satisfaction of forgiving him so easily.

you open your front door to see your boyfriend fiddling with his hands and looking anywhere but your eyes, you almost felt bad. jj looked at you with those ocean eyes, "baby im sorry just..let me make it up to you. please?"

~

an hour ago, you never would've thought jj would have been eating you out for 30 minutes straight, to show u how sorry he is. he has his middle and ring finger in your slippery wet cunt, while his tongue laps at your sensitive bud, his tongue licks figure 8's over and over on your clit.

after giving you three orgasms from his tongue, he pulls his shorts and boxers down in one swift movement, his girthy cock springing free and slapping his stomach. he enters you slowly, but once he's in, he's thrusting, and mumbling "im sorry baby," and "let me show you how much i love you" over and over again.

after you both finish, he cleans you up with a warm rag, and changes ur shirt and underwear to help u be more comfortable. he turns your fan on and brings u some water, and you two cuddle under your blankets.

"i love you jay"

"i love you more, cupcake"

[drinkyourvillainjuice]

*sneakily slides into your DMs* hey...you got any that...surpass nsfw alphabet?

WELL GUESS IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER LET'S DO THIS

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

You Will Be Hugged And Cradled, Do Not Resist

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Dude, just, everywhere.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Fluids look good on skin wink

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Has broken at least one bed.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not that experienced, sort of a narrow range of specific things she has done.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Standing carry, partner's legs wrapped around her.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Goofy initially but getting more serious as she catches feels.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

very groomed

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Carefully shielding exactly how much she cares.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Does this a whole lot more than she has sex.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

dsgdfshd

Body worship.

(also, not averse to getting knocked around a little. you know, if her partner's into that)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Her private gym.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Exciting people, adrenaline, the thrill of a near death experience.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Not willing to be like... full on mean/denigrating.

Turn off: lack of confidence

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers to receive cause it lets her give all kinds of dirty talk/praise.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Intense but not rough: she's sort of trained herself to not exert her strength on anything she doesn't intend to hurt/break, and that is obviously very much something she does not want to do in a sexual context. She'd be very worried about hurting her partner if she got rough.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

What's the rush? Come on. Let's take our time.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Uhh, it really depends on the exact risk. She's pretty bold but is always conscious of not wanting to hurt her partner.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

She'll go all

night

long

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Oh she absolutely has a bunch for herself.

Look, it takes a lot of stimulation to get her going!

Prefers not to use them too much on a partner as it's then a degree of separation and it concerns her not knowing how hard she's going.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Sort of depends how much you classify like generally being kind of cocksure as teasing

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

L o u d

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Exact opposite of smooth when flirting.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Muscle, duh.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It's decently high, but nothing out of the ordinary.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Kinda fast, especially if after a fight

[tojisun]

Pleaseeee tell me there’s a follow up to the work tea😭

LMFAO okok so this is a ramble of things (but not everything ofc ofc) that my work bestie told me because dude i was so detached from everything and everyone that this was a whole shock

for starters, code names: S (work bestie), N (coworker who’s cheating on his fiancee), B (coworker cheating with N)

i found out abt this bc S ran to my new office and asked if she can talk to me and ofc i said yes bc i luv her to death yk. so she pulls me aside yesterday, it’s 4pm by this time, and she says N and B are in HR right now

i was confused bc N and B are two of the kindest ppl in the firm! im the youngest so far and theyre all so welcoming, and me and B are even on the track of being as close as i am with S. so i ask what the hell happened

S said that N’s fiancee called our boss and spilled the beans. said that she was told, she wont tell who, that B and N are cheating on her with each other. there were no proof but apparently the one who told her particularly catalogued the dates of B and N having days-off’s that kept matching (basically like theyre taking time off tgt but in the guise that they arent). tbh i assumed that it was S who told N’s fiancee but she apparently didnt know that B and N had even crossed the line

that said S admitted she knew about this whole mess bc B told her that she likes N, and that B doesnt care that N has a fiancee. i said wtf and S said wtf too and apparently B said that N is showing signs that hes unhappy with his fiancee

S said thats not for B to decide? and even chewed out N for leading B on. and if he rlly liked B then go fucking break up with his fiancee right?? but N said theyre just friends and idk what happened but ig that denial of their spark led to B being more forward? bc, again, next thing S knew was that they crossed the damn line

so our boss pulled B and N aside and theyre being dealt w yesterday (theyre still not in the office today)

BUT YEA idk if this is the update u were looking for 😭

[d4t-webserial]

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On one of the rare instances that Lu told Alice about his life he mentioned the school he was going to, to which she excitedly told him she lives in the same city. This is awful, no matter how much he’s become a man, part of him will always be that transbian who wants to uhaul after the first date (and even more so fall hopelessly in love with your friend who’ll never like you back ;-;). Even the moment after this information came about she suggested they hang out, he brushed it off with a simple “hehe maybe later” but knew he couldn’t resist for long, he was under no circumstance going to being to able to deny his only close friend (and an upsettingly pretty one too) the opportunity to hang. 

Looking up at his ceiling he thinks about how over it is, when they meet she’s gonna realize how lame he is, and even if she’s fine with that he’ll be completely unable to hide his infatuation with her (he’s surprised he was even able to so far), and then she’ll be grossed out and not want anything to do with him. Life is hell. After a lot of pestering he agreed to hangout, at first she wanted to do it at her house (which is horrifying! what if he was a murderer, or a rapist!) but he convinced her to instead hang at a small restaurant near where she lived. He unfortunately couldn’t get her to untell him her address, but what can you do? 

After around 15 minutes of waiting for her, Alice finally arrived. Lu, waiting for her outside asked… 

Lu: “do you always come this late?” 

Alice: “well i had to walk here”

she looks at him pointedly

Alice: “if you picked me up it would have been easier.”

he doesn’t make eye contact

Lu: “u-um yea i g-guess… i just,, it uh,, would’ve seemed a bit strange no?”

Alice: “whatever you say”

They walk in and order their food. Lu can’t help but notice that her outfit tho masc enough to throw off her parents, is still incredibly attractive (and also that it compliments… nothing, absolutely nothing,... he’s normal). She looks up at him with a small smirk as she drinks, her eyes are stunningly b- no no nonononono. Taking a deep breath in, Lu decides to engage in conversation, because tho he isn’t good at talking, it is something to keep his mind… where it needs to be. They talk about the food they had and what they liked or disliked about it, they talked about the things that they usually do, friendship, hobbies, life and so on. And in that Lu had a brilliant idea.

Lu: “so have you been talking to any guys”

she picks at her napkins

Alice: “...umm there’s one i’m kinda talking to”

(jackpot)

Lu: “that’s sick! are you into him?”

she sits more upright and looks intently at her food

Alice: “ye, but it’s complicated…”

(fuck)

Lu: “how so?”

.

.

.

Alice: “i don’t think i wanna talk about this, with you”

Lu: “me?”

she goes wide eyed like she misspoke and quickly tries to correct herself

Alice: “or like, right now”

Alice: “right now i just wanna chill”

Lu: “o-oh o-o-of course, s-s-ssorry for uhh,, bringing it up”

Maybe his idea wasn’t so brilliant. He wanted to hear her talk about some guy she was obsessed with, so that his “supportive friend” drive would beat out his “god i love women” drive, but instead he touched on a sore spot… “with him” why him? did she still think he liked her (well he did but he thought was doing a good job hiding it), is it just like a guy thing, like this is something you talk about with the girlfriends not your dude friends? It was probably that. They sit in silent awkwardness for a while since he is completely unable to navigate social situations like this. Eventually the conversation picks up again, and it’s like nothing happened. After an hour or so hanging out Alice asks if he wanted to come hang at hers, he again insisted they didn’t know each other well enough but…

Alice: “cmon! we can even watch your stupid shows together!”

.

.

.

Lu: “f-ffine… for a bit…”

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[1nf3ct3d-x3]

okay. shape shifts into matpat

The purple text most noticeably is present for emoticons, from faces like B] to hearts like <3, but it's also always in the #s.

It is also commonly seen on the words Kasper, and noticeably when he's expressing confusion or uncertainty("I don't know", "I think", "I don't remember that", "Idk y u called me that", etc, and even directly in the brackets saying they're confused.) It was also majorly around posts about his past or the name Kasper that confusion was expressed.

There was also use of blue text in a post about asking Lampert who Kasper is. I'm not sure if that's important, but I'll mention it anyways.

I copy-pasted all the purple and blue text onto a doc (excluding the emoticons) in the order of oldest to most recent posted, and am regretting not adding the pink. Anywho, I can't find any other consistencies that seem valid, but here:

A few times when Infected was given something by an anon, she didn't use it immediately or at all(in the intended way?), and the text was purple.

The purple also seems to become an incoherent sentence without the pink text quite often, mainly within the brackets(example: "He at you and jumps backwards", "He returns the favor!! Sadly, this will give you", "They while saying that", "He his fingers", "They some of the croissants".)

In order of oldest to most recent, some of the purple text went exactly like this:

K45p3r

He is

5+U91D ###################### [ wuh oh! ]

which seems like it could mean something. Probably not something important.

also I'm THE #1 idiot, so this was about all I could think about. Pretty sure about the first bit though.

Golly gee willikers dude!!!! 1: You got a few parts right! Good job, I bet you're proud of yourself /ref 2: Mainly, all the text in brackets is purple. The pink text is used for important actions or specific things. 3: The blue text is representative of sorrow, so take that as you will 4: There's not many secret messages hidden within the purple text itself, but they can be hidden around it. The context is important when it comes to this. Especially in the 3rd part, the one about how it's often used when showing confusion. Hashtag theory time

[tiredpaledoll]

...🦴🧠...

TW; 3d b. lr ❗⚠️

Short blog WIEIAD/ let's talk a little and reasons to not B1ng3.

WIEIAD↓

You know, always the same, I love my routine but I hate sundays.

Too short cuz today was not a special day.

Breakfast: oats with half of a banana, cinnamon and peanut butter.

Lunch: a short fish and like a 4 slices of cucumber

Dinner: I was in a party bday and I bite a snack, I regret at the same moment and gave to my sis cuz she like it (was horrible to me.) and ate also a sausage (I don't regret was good) felt like a child.

And don't exercise but I did 27k steps.

[...]

Let's talk:

So with that context of the snack I wanna talk Abt "b1ng3s and weeek3nds".

It's common say: it's weekend, I'm gonna take a break and eat whatever I want today, I deserve it." and magically it turns into a big d4mn b1ng3.

After ate in the party this absurd little amount of food (not healthy) that was soo little and my head was screaming inside: "Go have a dinner, eat something you like, it's weekend" "Just today, and tomorrow I can continue" "go eat, eat more, eat more and more, u want it"

And I almost fall and b1nge again, but...

When you have this situation stop thinking about what you want and start thinking in the process you made and what is your goal.

~~~

"if you eat, you lose. If you don't eat, you loss, what is your choice of losing?"

"If you eat you don't gonna be in (cw) kg anymore."

"If you eat, tomorrow you don't gonna weight less"

~~~

Said that, repeated that in my head until I walk to home while I don't notice the distance that my body was walked...

After this my head is clean, now I'm clean cuz this damned ideas disappeared after drink SO COLD water.

With my brain clean and hydrated I want to say: is not good to normalize ov3re4t1ng and b1ng3 weekends cuz u can start in the monday again.

M34nsp∅↓

And this all is for me but maybe u have to read to it too:

"All days counts and all calories count too, breaks doesn't exist to the process of your body and for the calorie deficit too."

"If u eat what u want is cuz u don't wanna work hard u deserve to be in the w3ight you w4nna be, no there, e4ting like the person who ru1n3d your l1f3 w f00d. (You before)"

Say the true, don't live in a dream where u are "happy" eating at night cuz it's what u want cuz after 3at all this sh17, you're gonna h4t3 ur$3lf and gonna fe3l 4wfu1, gr0$s and d1$gus71ng 4ga1n. like always.

Do you keep b1ng1ng in the weekends? Do you feel like me? And if u don't, what helped u with that?

I'm curious w this, say me in comments if u want, don't choice the overeating option and I know you'll be ok, drink water and stay safe dude.

I hope some of this helped u.

Th☆ks for read :)

[13elmst]

ahhh hello n happy openin day 2 us all!! im gemma ( s/h, 21+ ) n i write for jaehyun and sumi!! i've got their individual intros linked bc it's too long to put in one post xo what's new i cannot shut up : )) below r some event plot ideas that i came up w like 2 seconds ago so they're kinda questionable but anw if u r keen to plot pls LIKE this post n i'll come runnin!! and ofc if u have discord pls lmk bc tumblr ims and i have some longstanding beef...

on the night of the event, JAEHYUN is...

not attending the charity gala thx!! jaehyun is very anti together for daehan so he will not give any money 2 support them ( also he is the charity tq curious currenter 4 pointin that out )!! that said, jaehyun will b helpin get the blue hall ready 4 the afterparty so!! any evo members wna help direct him n get him 2 put his superstrength 2 good use!!! boss him around 🥴

ok i will alw push this agenda but any fans of gangcheori!! imagine u see the new capt there n u think this is the PERFECT time 2 share my strategies !! jaehyun's a pretty approachable dude so i feel like he'd take in on board ( tho he is also p proud so ease it on the pushiness mayb.... )

as per the event description im sure there's gna b an accident or two... who better to call 4 help than the dude w superstrength!! imagine u have a friend passed out somewhere questionable n u need help gettin them outta there n back 2 safety!! perhaps that dude breaking things when he walks past can help u out he looks strong...

alternatively a fight breaks out between u n someone else n jaehyun comes n puts a stop 2 it bc he dc ab fights but !! not @ the blue hall party!! this is evo's moment don't turn it into a crime scene!! OR jaehyun is also v trigger happy n easy 2 anger so if someone from together from daehan / other sporting rally houses annoys him n ur muse is tryna step in between... watch out for those hands tho he packs a mean punch!!!

he's probably taken over as the student bouncer at some point during the night ( for like j a short moment tho cause he wna party too!! ) so what if ur muse rocks up late from the charity gala.... how r u gna convince mr t4d suxx

um jaehyun is a classic fuckboy so yk imagine yall ended wrongly or he treated u not gr8 n yall meet for the first time since yall ended things... wyd

on the night of the event, SUMI is...

attending the shit outta that charity gala she's slashin her aunt's life savings by a QUARTER !!! sumi will b dressed 2 the nines bc one thing she will do is turn up !! imagine u have an art piece put up n sumi bids on it!! then comes 2 u n tells u what a good job u did n how pretty it is

alternatively if she hates it n laughs @ it w her friends n ur in earshot... wyd do u fight her sumi loves 2 gossip but one thing she won't do is throw hands she's a wimp like that

sumi will def be hitting the gala w her red hall girlies so!!! red hall girlies wya!!!

this is meant 2 b a classy event n uh oh sumi's alr kinda drunk... she's laughin a lil too loudly n gettin drinks spilled everywhere r u gna try 2 tell her 2 take it easy!! ( note: it will not work she will at some point in the night dash of, see plot below )

as much as sumi loves t4d she also loves blue hall parties so once 10.30pm comes around ya gorl is dashin!! she'll turn up 11.01pm beggin the bouncer 2 let her in... what if ur the bouncer!! girl who CLEARLY is from the gala tryna have her cake ( attend the charity gala ) n eat it too ( attend the blue hall party ) will u let her in...

IF she gets in she's j gna b partyin the night away!! j generic party plots wud b fun 2 explore hehe i.e. gettin drunk n havin smth messy happenin aka someone's passed out on the toilet n that's the only one that's usable n u n sumi rly need to pee... u gna drag them out or what

[reilleclan-blog]

I was really hoping I could leave my abusive mother but I'm still stuck here. I had lost hope with certain things until I got a call about an apartment and I thought it'd be this but the universe keeps taking opportunities away from me I don't understand what I'm supposed to do . I feel trapped and yeah I feel like I will never escape I don't make enough money for the apartment and it's possibly gone to someone else. I tried getting another client but they haven't reached out to me since last week. Literally posting on the internet and interacting with others is all I have most ppl in my life wouldn't care about anything I feel pride over. I don't want to argue I don't want to fight . I don't I just want to live but it's hard all the time.

At this point I'm gonna say a lot of stuff that is stressing me out and if that means "exposing" then I guess so. My mother began spam texting me to clean .. basically the entire house b/c I'm home or b/c "I don't work a real job" I work part time and with my adhd and autism I'm lucky I still have a job. But I don't understand why I'd ever have to clean this big ass house ON MY OWN when I've cleaned it MULTIPLE times on my own just for my mother to re dirty it not even trying to keep it clean how it was. It feels like if she wants to talk to me she talks to me just to boss me around and that's it. She doesn't have problems with other ppl's daughters helping them or FEEDING them. Cause btw when I moved back in with my mother she wouldn't feed me she'd go out not saying where or when she'd be back and have leftovers spoil or wouldn't let me have anything when she knew I wasn't working and knew I was barely eating.

So yeah the little money I had "saved" went to buying $100 worth of groceries or fast food cause I didn't have many options. And again I'm fucking disabled but nobody cares about that b/c I'm not "disabled on the outside". But back to cleaning this house MOST OF THE MESS is from my MOTHER everything is from my mother. I'm not perfect I have some clothes I haven't picked up a couple unwashed dishes but most of that is from my mother and her doing favors for ppl b/c she wants to be liked or whatever.

I don't have a problem helping my mom but when I'm being berated and told I'm lazy just for this lady to spam text me to clean up HER MESS. And for her to call our family to tell them I'm lazy.. and I'm just wasting oxygen in this stupid fucking house.. that's not a good feeling at all. And I hate that I care for my mother but if I don't do something her way or right away or (in this case cleaning an entire downstairs by myself when it has papers and arts and crafts and HER SHOES and she has a TON of clothes she's bought) I'm immediately "the bad guy" I'm so tired of these fucking ppl I'm so tired of family saying "we don't know what went on in that house" THATS RJFHT U DONT SO WHY THE FJCK DO YALL MAKE ME THE VILLIAN B/C U SEE ONE ASPECT OF OUR LIVES OR INTERACTIONS. I'm so fucking tired THIS IS LKKE EVERYDAY MESS.

Yes I'm not the cleanest but I KEEP MY MESS IN MY ROOM AND MY ROOM WOULD LOOK LIKE THE CLEANIEST IN THIS BITCH IF U SEEN THIS FUCKING HOUSE. IM TJRED I WANT TO LEAVE I WANT TO FUCKING EXPERIENCE THAT MAYBE SOMETHING CAN BE GOOD OUT THERE INSTEAD OF LIVING IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE. AND MIND U WHEN I WAS ASKING MY MOTHER FOR HELP WITH THE APARTMENT SHE TOLD ME SHE EOULD HELP THEN CHANGED HER MIND AND I BEGSN TK CRY MY EYES IUT BECAUSE JF IT WAS ANYONE ELSES KID SHE WOULD HELP THEM THEN LETTER SHE GAVE ME WHAT I NEEDED BUT WHY WHY DO I CONSTANTLY NEED TK BE HURT BY THESES "ADULTS" IM TOLD IM LOVED BUTNI HAVE NEVER DELT IT NEVER

MY DAD IS JUST S HUSK OF A DUDE I CALL DAD IM SO FUCKING TIRED IM TIRED . I THINK ABOUT SUICIDE ALMOST ALL THE TIME BECAUSE J FEEL BROKEN I FEEL ALONE THATS ALL I FEEL I FUCKING HATE THJS PLACE I actually sh and at this point it really just feels like only options. I feel trapped I try to embrace myself with hobbies I love but I constantly see stuff I don't have or what others have or what's happening around our world but I'm still stuck in this hell hole feeling trapped. I'd say I have become happier as a person but my mother just takes it away and finds any reason to hate me. Yes it feels like she hates me and my father and at this point I don't think anyone can convince me they don't. I want to forget everything and move on but my brain constantly brings up my trauma I don't want to remember it.

If u tell me to "just be positive" I might shoot someone in the face. I'm JOKING HAHAHA I'm just so lost I wish I felt like I was cared for I wish someone would even care as I type this out. Nobody cares not even my blood

I don't think anyone wouldn't care if i disappeared but it'd be too late for anyone to care. I'm sorry I can't hold on I don't know

[kamy-thee-egg]

@w0ls-den

Aight bbg its time to give you some Arcane Context

1st Gif: young Vi(pink) and young powder(b y u e- soon to be Jinx) just escaped a massive explosion caused by one of Power's b o m b s- (which she used because her found family father Vander was taken hostage, and everyone left without her to save him) and the bomb ended up killing everybody so Vi out of pain grabbed Pow Pow's face and said "YOU'RE A JINX-" (a very insensitive name considering it was used as a direct insult from other peeps-)

2nd Gif: Viktor(le criple) and Jayce (le big tiddie himbo) standing over a fancy ahh cliff or smth cause Viktor didn't wanna live no mo- but is stopped and comforted by his himbo baby daddy Jayce

3rd Gif: (dude with white paint) is Powder's childhood friend Ekko. But they both grew up(big big trauma along the way-) and ended up fighting eachother at a bridge cause Stillwater (name of the upper city) and Undercity were goin to war in some degree? So Ekko was having flashbacks to their childhood after being separated by peeps who went killin niqa's

4th Gif: Jinx having flashbacks of Milo and Clogger (those who died in the explosion she caused) while using a smoke thingy that Vi gave to her when she was young just incase she got lost. (Vi was taken from Jinx(Powder) after she stepped away from her and was scentenced to prison ever since until she was let our by her blue haired soon to be gf Caitlyn)

5th Gif: Caitlyn's mom is a council member or smth for Stillwater and is about to get fukin n u k e d by Jinx's shark bomb shooter thingy majiggy. Hence why Caitlyn is screaming nAAUUURRR cause she 's also british i think? (Or maybe im jus sleepy-) and Vi holding her cause they j u s t escaped Jinx kidnapping them both to see de bomb fly (which is a cliffhanger since this happens in the last episode)

6th Gif: Silco (who adopts Powder after she was "abandoned") sits next to a statue of Vander (Powder/Jinx's old caregiver) (Vander was sort of the ruler of the Undercity and Silco and Him ised to be non-genetic friend brothers. But Silco and vander fell out and got into a huge fight and never spoke since. (Fyi, Jinx is hiding behind the statue and is eavesdropping on Silco confessing outloud that Vi (her sister) is still alive. (Happens before final episode-)

7th Gif: Jinx kidnapped Vi, Caitlyn, and tied up Silco as an interrogation thingy while also age regressing to Powder because she hasn't seen Vi in a l o n g time and wishes to be family again. (But she sees Caitlyn as an obstacke and tells Vi to kill her so she "can have Powder back") She ends up killing Silco out of anger, pain, rage, and Impulsiveness and soon cries only for Silco's last words to be "Don't Cry, you're perfect."

8th Gif: The moment symbolic for "Powder" (her younger self before the trauma) being long gone and dead right before she makes the decision to nuke the council room in Stillwater (Caitlyn's mom is)

Alright now lets get some names down

Vander: spokesperson/ruler of the Undercity, finds Clogger, Milo, Powder, and Vi after a war happened and takes them in

Clogger: goggles, short brown hair,cute nerdy brother from another mother. He dies

Milo: anime super sayen hair, kinda a bully- but smart to some degree- (i haven't watched arcane in a min forgib me) he dies

Vi: Pink hair, older than her sister Powder. (Her being 12 and Powder being 7 or 8 when shi went down) (wants to follow in Vander's footsteps)

Powder: cutie patootie lil sis, has a hyperfixation to make b o m b s (that don't work at first) and wants to help out more but is shot down by Milo most of the time-

Ekko: other kid they meet (who was taken in by Vander's buddy in a clock shop?) Watches that same man get slaughtered by Silco's Goon who was poisoned to become stronger like a murder zombie

Silco: Rival to Vander (used to be companions, but both had different views on how to set a role model for the Undercity. Clashed and came apart. Also adopts Powder after it seems like her entire family abandons her and she becomes Jinx when she gets older. She ends up killing him in the end tho. Think of Mafia and Vidia dynamic, to some degree and thats them.

Caitlyn: blue haired girl that wants to find out who bombed the cargo ship later on in episodeeeee 2? Idk- (which was Jinx-) and goes to the prison to find Vi (now in her 20s) to find information. Gets her put of prison to find information so Vi can see Jinx(Powder) again after not being able to look for her since she was in pRISON FROM 12 YEARS OLD TO 20 SOMETHING- aghem scue me-

Das all the detail juice i gots lawd its 3am help meh

Okey sweetie babie bai baaaiii

@w0ls-den @w0ls-den @w0ls-den

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: Season 1 ↳ "Oh, the misery."

[bobbyjean]

Lyrics taken from genius

crazy in love:

Young Hov, y'all know when the flow is loco

Young B and the R-O-C, uh-oh

O.G. Big Homie, the one and only

Stick bony, but the pockets is fat like Tony Soprano

The ROC handle like Van Exel

I shake phonies, man, you can't get next to

The genuine article, I do not sing, though

I sling, though, if anything, I bling, yo

A star like Ringo, war like a Green Beret

You crazy? Bring your whole set

JAY-Z in the Range, crazy and deranged

They can't figure him out, they like, "Hey, is he insane?"

Yes, sir, I'm cut from a different cloth

My texture is the best fur, chinchilla

I've been iller than chain smokers

How you think I got the name Hova?

I been realer, the game's over

Fall back, Young

Ever since I made the change over to platinum

The game's been a wrap, one

deja vu:

I used to run base like Juan Pierre

Now I run the bass hi-hat and the snare

I used to bag girls like Birkin Bags

Now I bag B (Boy, you hurtin' that)

Brooklyn Bay where they birthed me at

Now I be everywhere, the nerve of rap

The audacity to have me with them curtains back

Me and B, she about to sting, stand back

….(two verses in this one)….

Yes, Hova's flow so unusual

Baby girl, you should already know

It's H-O, light up the dro

'Cause you gon' need help tryna study my bounce

Flow, blow, what's the difference?

One you take in vein while the other you sniffin'

It's still dope, po-po try to convict him

Thats a no-go, my dough keep the scales tippin'

Like 4-4s

Like I'm from the H-O-U-S-T-O-N

Blow wind, so Chicago of him

Is he the best ever? That's the argu-a-ment

I don't make the list, don't be mad at me

I just make the hits like a factory

I'm just one to one, nuttin' after me

No déjà vu, just me and my (Oh)

upgrade u:

I be's the d-boy who infiltrated all the corporate dudes

They call shots, I call audibles

Jacob the jeweler, baubles

Lorraine Schwartz oughta do

It's big ballin', baby, when I'm courtin' you (Woo)

I'm talkin' spy bags and fly pads

And rooms at the Bloomberg and rumors

You on the verge of a new merge

'Cause that rock on your finger's like a tumor

You can't fit your hand in your new purse

It's humorous to me, they watchin' and we just yachtin'

Island-hoppin' off the Amalfi coast, mafioso

"Hov, baby, you ever seen Saturn?"

"No, not the car, but everywhere we are"

You sure to see stars, this is high-level

Not eye-level, my bezel courtesy of Audemars

I order yours tomorrow, now look at the time I saved you

Mama, let me upgrade you

drunk in love:

That D'USSÉ is the shit, if I do say so myself

If I do say so myself, if I do say so myself

Hold up, stumble all in the house, time to back up all of that mouth

That you had all in the car, talkin' 'bout you the baddest bitch thus far

Talkin' 'bout you be reppin' that Third, I wanna see all the shit that I heard

Know I sling Clint Eastwood, hope you can handle this curve, uh

Foreplay in a foyer, fucked up my Warhol

Slid the panties right to the side, ain't got the time to take drawers off

On sight

Catch a charge, I might

Beat the box up like Mike in '97, I bite

I'm Ike Turner, turn up, baby, no, I don't play

"Now eat the cake, Anna Mae," said, "Eat the cake, Anna Mae"

I'm nice

For y'all to reach these heights

You gon' need G3, 4, 5, 6 flights

Sleep tight

We sex again in the mornin'

Your breasteses is my breakfast, we goin' in

that’s how you like it:

I know you heard I'm a gangsta

They say, "Stay away from them gangstas"

They never change up or pull they pants up

Well, baby girl, put ya foot down

Don't let 'em push you around

You know what you like

Baby thug, you know wrong from right

And you done felt wrong before

This can't be what it feel like

And they don't really know what you feel like, for instance

They don't know the difference between real life

And the music videos and the raggedy magazines

They have it **** badder than he seems

All they see is my baggy jeans, my attitude

I ain't mad at you, it's just my glide

Way I wear my hat to the side

The way I lean real low when I ride

That's why in my mind

They like my walk

My accent from New York

My way of thinking is slightly off

They like the way he floss

Leave the block on a bike, he come back in a Porsche

But of course

But most of all, they like my honesty

Integrity, my loyalty

Young Hova and the letter B

How you like that, huh?

[contradictory-equivalence]

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Art Fight - Character : [HS] Zadrox

(OOC)

OOC ACCOUNT IS @upward-centrifuge

this is a grumblr blog! block it if you don't wanna see homestuck or unreality or anything of that nature.

This blog is open to asks and DMs

Quirk: all lowercase except for emphasis. A's and O's are replaced with &'s and S's are replaced with Z's. Pretty classic fanquirks but if it's too illegible i can put translations. The font isn't strictly part of it, I just use it cuz it makes his typing quirk easier to read and matches the actual pesterchum/trollian font.

ALSO: shortens words to symbols/numbers when it's convenient and I remember. Most consistently: and -> &, at -> @, to/too -> 2, for -> 4.

Your character can can romance Zadrox if you want, just be of an appropriate age, don't expect her to randomly fall head over heels for you for no reason, and if you do manage to seduce her don't expect her to confine her feelings to one quadrant. Flushed and ash are open. Pitch and pale are technically closed but since their relationship vaccilates AND they're open to being poly so you can still successfully romance them in those quadrants if you're willing to compromise with him and his kisrail.

Character intro (not doin the homestuck format right now. might fix it up later)

Zadrox Oposto (he/she) is a 7 sweep old goldblooded troll trying to make a living for himself on Alternia. Her psionics are on the weaker side (something she's eternally grateful for, cuz obviously she does not wanna get fucking helmed), but she doesn't have the strongest control over them. This results in him being sort of just perpetually ass deep in static electricity, which sort of throws a wrench into the gears of his passion for engineering and inventing.

In theory, Zadrox should be an amazing engineer. She has both the skill and talent, and has spent her whole life preparing herself for a future in the field. However, with the winning combination of his eccentricity, absent-mindedness, and the unfortunate manifestation of his psionics, instead of the wonders he could be creating and dreams of creating, you instead get a thermal hull that runs around the kitchen (yes, like the prank call thing) that bursts into flames if it gets off balance.

Fun facts about him:

- obsessed with contradictions, paradoxes, opposites, oxymorons, etc. Likes to take them and break them. Loves it when something is two opposite things at the same time

- two reasons for his typing quirk: one, he thinks it makes him look like a cool gamer dude. Two, it alludes to the fact that he has a pretty nasally voice.

vaccillates just. constantly all the time. but to her there's a big difference between what she thinks of as "new relationship vacillation" (quadrant confusion, unsynched or one-sided vacillation) vs vacillation that is part of a healthy long term relationship (consistent vacillation, both partners vacillating together or one completely flipping because the other did, possibly quadrant blurring). Relationships in just one quadrant don't really exist for him.

- will add more

Other than that you're gonna have to find out through rp.

[strywoven]

@rathalascendant has requested a story : "You sure you can carry me, dude?" Spyro reached up to her chest. Sure, Ratha hadn't been much bigger when he was strong enough to carry her, but Ratha was also significantly bulkier than the teenaged purple dragon. Not to mention, Mari wore armor. "I feel like this is a bad idea."

𝑼𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅.

Ah— Well , Spyro realizes now he was perhaps a little TOO GUNG-HO about the idea of taking his new human friend on a tour of Avalar ( & to him , really , there is no better way to do so than by flying through the peaks & valleys of the realm ! the views are truly breathtaking here ) .  Spyro deflates a little when she rebukes his offer , huffing and grumbling as he plops back onto his rump , eyeing up the young Rider in front of him.  The more he considers it , the more r e a s o n a b l e it seems ; she certainly has a point ( this might not actually be one of his brightest ideas after all ) .

Tail thumps against the grass , smoke curling from his nostrils ; the poor dragon seems the least bit DOWNTRODDEN , both because he finds he might not be capable enough to do something as simple as taking someone on a flight but also because he won’t be able to share that aspect of Avalar with Mari ( at least , not in the way he would like ) .  ❝ Well , sure , I guess I don’t a c t u a l l y know , ❞ Spyro relents , heeding to her words as he bobs his horned head in a ( reluctant ) show of agreeance.  ❝ Pretty sure the armor might make flying you around a little harder , too. ❞  A paw lifts , tapping a claw to his chin in thought , his eyes narrowing as though he’s trying to figure out a way to make this happen irregardless of the situation at hand.  ❝ You know , I’d be inclined to say we should give it a try anyways … ❞ He starts , giving her a toothy , lopsided g r i n , ❝ But the last thing I want to do is put you in any danger , such as barely getting halfway to a village only to make an abrupt crash-landing into a forest somewhere. ❞  Despite a wounded ego , Spyro manages to laugh at the thought.  Oh well , they could always make the tour on foot !  It might not be the s a m e , but it will still be a good time ( he’ll make sure of it ) !

[yk-im-no-good]

omfg

ok tbh my (1) follower DONT READ THIS ACTUALLY ILL END MY LIFE AND PUT YOU ON MY SUICIDE NOTE. im being emo under the keep reading

tbfh ive locked myself in my room since like 5/6 pm idfk. but it's cause I DONT KNOW i was and still am in such a poo mood. liek first my mom promised me yesterday she'd take me to the laundromat today so i can wash my plushies MIND YOU I WAS GONNA PAY FOR ALL OF IT (which isnt sm cuz it's just a bunch of fucking QUARTERS so i wasnt gonna b paying a shartload). and pos NEVERMIND cause she's too tired which is! ok well im not mad she's tired cuz ever since my brother and his kids moved in everythings been 100x stressful for everyone especially her. but idk. maybe it's on me for not seeing this soonerbut she acted like she had no idea wht i was talking abt like...ok...and then she was like "later" BUT LATER NEVER CAME. and then my niece broke my pride fan and idk i didn't get mad at her but i was upset asf cuz THAT SHIT MEANS A LOT TO ME ? like idk i got it at my first pride festival w diana and even if it's just cheap plastic it still holds sentimental value to me. so after tht i just went into my room n listen to sad music which made me even MORE SAD . so i started crying. and den i was like ok well fuck it tumblr theme customizing time. so i did tht and liek. throughout the entire time ive been in my room my niece has been banging on my door, my nephews kept trying to get their dog to fight manchiis thru the crack under my door until i yelled @ them to stop. and den my niece kept banging at my door and i ignored it bc liek. SHE ALWAYS DOES THT EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR EVERY LITTLE DAY. and most of the time ill go along w it cuz liek whatever dude. but i fr didn't wanna be bothered bc i was upset and didn't wanna lash out @ anyone . and then she stopped then liek. in the middle of tumblr customizing my brother knocked on my door and asked if i wanted to eat, i said no LOUDLY CUZ I KNOW IT"S HARD TO HEAR WITH MY MUSIC. and then he left me alone for five mins and then he knocked on my door again and was like vale i cant walk. but i didnt even process w he said cause i didn't even fucking hear him. so i was annoyed and walked out and i see him at the end of the hallway laughing and i go in the kitchen and everyones staring at me giggling. and he was like see she came ^___^ !! and my SIL was like omg she did hehehehe. and even my mom was there laughing. and i felt so fucking embarrassed idk like it felt like they were treating me like a kid. and my brother asked if i wanted to eat again and i was like NO . cause what the fuck is wrong with you like actually. dont fucking humiliate me like that bc if u fr cant walk im not gonna be there for u bitch !!!!! and then my niece started chasing me and trying to get into my room and i was just like . no. and then i started crying again but you know i kept at it for my tumblr theme idgaf. coding this custom cursor through the fucking tears idgaf !!!!!!!!!!! and then my mom called me out to the laundry space asking if i could help her move some stuff for a garage sale into her trunk. n i was liek ok. and then my brother comes and looks at me and asks my mom what she's doing. and then he pats my head and asks if i need help w something and i flinch away from him and say no. then he starts helping my mom with the stuff like picking up 3 of the big ass bags of stuff . and i go back in my room cuz i don't want to talk to him i dont even want to be fucking near him. and then i started crying in my room again. and tbh idk if it's bc im on my period or what. but liek im in such a bad fucking mood

[gracie-rosee]

draw elucien. draw azris. challenge the monocracy. your response about multishipping was graceful. you have talent that multiple ships would be honored to experience. there are infinite worlds in which any character can fall in love with other characters and those worlds are each someone on the internet's happy place. your art will bring whoever u wish joy in that place and they will be b l e s s e d. and people should realize that you are not a creative slave to one pairing. gross.

also who gives a fuck if Elain gets dirty with Lucien in an alternate universe or this one. that shit would be hot as fuck. stop taking yourselves so damn seriously, these are fucking faeries people. don't gaslight gracie she is an actual angel.

Thank you so much. That's exactly what I am trying to do. I do not want to reserve my art for only one part of the fandom. I want to create and share my art with everyone. It does not mean I don't love yall the same lol. There's enough of me to go around, please.

And in regards to the ships... I just think Elain deserves a good time okay? Can we all agree on that? I got my personal preference but in the next book if she ends up with Firedaddy or shadowdaddy I dont care because either way Elain is going to be living her BEST and MOST SEXY LIFE!

Yeah, you're so right. Could you imagine? My girl has the best options here.

crazy how people get so defensive of who their favorite character has sex with like dude its Not That Deep. (HAH! 😏) Fandom is just so Silly. ACOTAR is literally porn with a sprinkle of plot. Seriously if you asked me the plot of the main series I would genuinely not be able to tell you because I only remember The Romances.

[lavender-annd-lilac]

You scurry around the kitchen, whipping yourself up a hot chocolate

A HOT CHOCOLATE U SAY?? ��👂👂

So like, if Milo is “the best”, why isn’t she making herself a cup of that instead of hot chocolate, huh?? 🤨🤨🤨

The past few weeks have been… Interesting, to say the least, from having the cutest little men accompany you to a giant monstrous man devouring you

Lmao reader really goes with the flow 😂 like, some people are picky I guess but she’s like I’m cool with anything from gnomes to Bigfoot!!

slowly make your way to your lounge room, prepared to watch one of your favourite Christmas movies

Your mind is too focused on not spilling your drink that you don’t notice the older man sitting in your chair

Reader has negative zero observation powers she’s literally this doggo

Ari’s hand lifts to his thick greying beard, wondering if you will ever look up

She literally walks through him and that’s when he realizes… he’s a g-g-ghost!! 👻👻👻 and that’s why she can’t see him 🙀🙀🙀

Oh wait this isn’t a Halloween story? ☹️😾🎃

“I never expected your favourite Christmas movie to be How The Grinch Stole Christmas”

Ok that was going to be my third guess, after Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Mean Girls

Your grip is tightly wrapped around your cup, ensuring the liquid doesn’t spill.

Reader’s secret superpower… She could be like the best waitress!!

Your brows furrow as the pieces begin to fit together, the outfit, the greying beard, the red hat with a white pom pom on top

Wait… is it Waldo from “Where’s Waldo”?? (Or “Wally” for some reason in the UK)

“You’re Santa?”

Me, a skeptic: ok if u are the REAL Santa, what did I write on my Christmas list when I was 8 years old and what colour crayon did I write it in 🤨🤨🤨

“Mmhm, and you’re my little hoe… hoe… hoe.” His joyous chuckle fills the room at his pun,

Dude u literally have the whole year every year to come up with better puns and this is all u got?? Hire a speechwriter or something lol

Slowly he moves to stand, but a loud humph escapes him when you land roughly onto his lap. 

But is the drink ok??? Did it spill?? 😬😬😬

The smell of Christmas fills your nose, warming your insides.

Ngl, this sounds like it could be an allergic reaction lol

“Now, what’s a little girl like you want for Christmas? I mean… It shouldn’t be a lot seeing as you’ve had my elves and even the big bad Grinch.” Ari’s grip tightens on you.

Lol I’d be like “I’d like a FUCKING RESTRAINING ORDER u peeping Tom😠. Or maybe a PS5? 🥺”

“I can explain… I… They…” Your brows furrow as you begin to pout, not knowing what to say. 

Lol she’s like what?? I wasn’t even awake for half that shit

“Don’t worry about it, darling. Now, what do you want for Christmas?”

Haha this is like when the server comes back to your table too early and asks what u want to order and ur like “ummm, can u give me more time pls idk yet😭”

“hmm? I am Santa. I can get you anything your heart desires. All you have to do is tell me.” 

Me: can we get another season of Rome??

Santa: …wait, u mean that HBO show that was cancelled after 2 seasons bc of budget issues in the mid 2000’s???

Me: duh 🙄what, do u like, not have TV in the North Pole???

“I… I want to be loved… and not just for one night but for eternity.” Both you and Ari can feel your heart speed up, how your breath hitches after you’ve spoken of what you truly desire. “B–But… If that’s too hard, I would like a pet. Nothing too big, maybe just something small.” 

Lmaooo, she’s like “ya could I get like an eternal soulmate?? Or if you’re all out of those guess I’ll take um… a small pet? Like a hampster or something?”

(Meanwhile, little elf Ransom getting scooped up out of nowhere to be gift wrapped like “hey, what the HECK? UNHAND ME! 😡😡😡”)

“I think I can do both, but only for you.” He spins you around in his lap, causing you to face him. “But, for the first one. You do have to give yourself over to me. It’s the only way it’ll work.”

Me: I don’t do handshake deals. Can we get this in writing? And I want my lawyer present with at least one witness or notary. AND I want all the original cast in their roles for season 3 of Rome. AND I want an executive producers credit.

“I’ll do anything!” Tears are brought to your eyes as you think of finally getting your wish. No longer will you be alone or unwanted.

Girl, u are literally never alone lol u have no privacy 🤣🤣🤣

“Anything?” You nod again. Ari smirks at how eager you are. “Will you keep Santa warm even after I’m done breeding you?”

Quickly standing, Ari continues to fuck into you as he lies you down on the couch.

Can we get a status update on the drink? Is it like on the table now or did it spill?🫣🫣🫣

“You’re going to carry my children! Walking around the North Pole, swollen and glowing!” 

Lmao why does this low key sound like a curse tho hahaha 🤣

It’s very god punishing Cain for killing his brother by saying, "Now you are under a curse and driven from the ground…. When you work the ground, it will no longer yield its crops for you. You will be a restless wanderer on the earth" 😂😂😂

“Everyone!” thrust “will!” thrust “know!” thrust “your!” thrust “MINE!!”

What do u mean “everyone”? Who the fuck else lives in the North Pole??? 🤨

and snapping his fingers, causing himself to look as good as new before he looks around the room

Ok this is some Sabrina the Teenage Witch shit. Like I would love to be able to get a wardrobe refresh at the snap of my fingers

With a wave of his hand, everything in your house disappears.

Wait WHAT?? Why did he take all her stuff? It’s not like this is an episode of what not to wear when they make u dump all your old fugly clothes 😭😭😭 what if she had like, sentimental items in there?

Me, 2 min later: ooh, it disappeared bc she was being transported haha

he lays you down onto his soft, red and green silk sheets and glances down at you with a soft smile.

Why do u need ur home to be xmas themed. No civilians are even allowed there. Why must u make it so tacky all year round??? 😒😒😒

Can’t u just do like some nice neutrals??

“Welcome home, Mrs Claus.”

Ok so they are like married now?? Hahah sucker, he didn’t even get her to sign a prenup. 😏😏😏

Girl, divorce and take him for all he’s worth!!!🤑 (U can still hook up or whatever when u drop off the kids to stay w him)

𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒂… 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏

🎄christmas masterlist🎄

warning - smut, oral sex, sex, stalker behaviour, breeding kink, maybe a bad pun?, human reader, santa male, reader may be a bit of a whore, but I can't blame her, slight angst, slight fluff, maybe a bit of kidnapping? (but, like... what's really considered kidnapping? especially if it's by ari)

18+ only please, christmas present for you all but mostly for @royalsweetteaa, the gif and header aren't mine. merry christmas!🎅🏻

Warnings and Reminders - Please do not plagiarise, copy, repost/republish, adapt, or translate any of my work on any social media platforms, apps, or third-party sites. The only platforms I post my work on are: Tumblr and Wattpad. I do not own any character of any franchise (Marvel etc.) All my works are fiction and may be dark or triggering content: READ ALL WARNINGS BEFORE PROCEEDING.

You scurry around the kitchen, whipping yourself up a hot chocolate. The past few weeks have been… Interesting, to say the least, from having the cutest little men accompany you to a giant monstrous man devouring you. Your mind was fuzzy, wondering if you’ll ever see them again. Grabbing your drink, you slowly make your way to your lounge room, prepared to watch one of your favourite Christmas movies. 

Your mind is too focused on not spilling your drink that you don’t notice the older man sitting in your chair. His legs spread, thighs and bulge straining against his red pants. Darkened blue eyes glare at your small form as you walk in his direction. Ari’s hand lifts to his thick greying beard, wondering if you will ever look up. Not that he will complain if you sit on his lap and tell him what you want for Christmas. “I never expected your favourite Christmas movie to be How The Grinch Stole Christmas” A charming grin makes its way onto Ari’s face when he watches you jump slightly. Your head snaps up, and you stare at him with wide eyes. Your grip is tightly wrapped around your cup, ensuring the liquid doesn’t spill.

Your eyes take in his tight red and white outfit, subconsciously licking your lips as your eyes trail down his body, loving how it fits his form perfectly. Your brows furrow as the pieces begin to fit together, the outfit, the greying beard, the red hat with a white pom pom on top. Your eyes slowly move back up his body before connecting with his blue ones. “You’re Santa?” You slowly place your drink down, becoming curious about the man you swear you’ve seen before.

Ari chuckles, leaning back into the chair. “Mmhm, and you’re my little hoe… hoe… hoe.” His joyous chuckle fills the room at his pun, and you giggle as well, feeling your heart warm at the sound of his laugh. A small smile takes place on Ari’s face as the laughter dies down, and his large veiny hand pats his thigh. “Come sit and tell Santa what you want for Christmas.” Ari watches you hesitate, worrying your lip as you think. “Unless you want to be named Naughty.” Slowly he moves to stand, but a loud humph escapes him when you land roughly onto his lap. 

You look up at Ari, eyes slightly fluttering as his warmth seeps into you. A calming feeling washes over you as you take in his scent. The smell of Christmas fills your nose, warming your insides. “Now, what’s a little girl like you want for Christmas? I mean… It shouldn’t be a lot seeing as you’ve had my elves and even the big bad Grinch.” Ari’s grip tightens on you.

Your cheeks turn rosy pink, and you stare at him with wide eyes, chewing on your bottom lip as you try to think of an explanation. “I can explain… I… They…” Your brows furrow as you begin to pout, not knowing what to say. 

Ari grins as he watches you struggle, pulling your small body closer to his larger form. “Don’t worry about it, darling. Now, what do you want for Christmas?” Ari rests his chin on your shoulder, his eyes slowly closing as he takes in your sweet scent, humming as he waits for a response. Ari can feel you begin to squirm against his throbbing member, holding back his groan as you continue. His thumb rubs the exposed skin on your hip, “hmm? I am Santa. I can get you anything your heart desires. All you have to do is tell me.” 

You relax into his body, feeling anxious about what you really want. “I… I want to be loved… and not just for one night but for eternity.” Both you and Ari can feel your heart speed up, how your breath hitches after you’ve spoken of what you truly desire. “B–But… If that’s too hard, I would like a pet. Nothing too big, maybe just something small.” 

Ari’s breath against your neck sends shivers down your body, “I think I can do both, but only for you.” He spins you around in his lap, causing you to face him. “But, for the first one. You do have to give yourself over to me. It’s the only way it’ll work.” Ari stares at you with his big blue eyes, his gaze flickering down to your plump lips as a soft smile spreads across your face, your head nodding rapidly. 

“I’ll do anything!” Tears are brought to your eyes as you think of finally getting your wish. No longer will you be alone or unwanted. You give Ari a bright smile when he grins at you, his hand coming up and resting on your cheek while his thumb strokes it. Subconsciously grinding down onto the large bulge in his pants, feeling the pool of slick building between your legs.

“Anything?” You nod again. Ari smirks at how eager you are. “Will you keep Santa warm even after I’m done breeding you?” The nod you give sends shocks of pleasure straight to his thickening cock, the member nearly breaking through the material as he hardens. Ari lifts you slightly, pulling his cock free before settling you back onto his lap. A grunt leaves him when your soaked core touches him, “Aren’t you a naughty girl, wearing nothing underneath this whole time while sitting on a stranger’s lap? You were expecting this, weren’t you?” The shy look you give him answers his questions.

Biting your lip, you slowly begin to rub yourself against him. Soaking Ari’s giant cock, soft moans escape you when his thick mushroom tip hits your swollen clit. “Please, Santa! I’ve been a good girl!” A scream falls from your lips when Ari thrusts himself deep inside, not giving you any time to adjust as he grips your hips and fucks you down onto his cock. Your head falls back, eyes rolling to the back, mouth hanging open. “F–Feels good! So good! Please!” 

Ari growls, his eyes fluttering as he feels your juices soak his pants. His hips thrust rapidly, hitting your sweet spot perfectly as his heavy sacks tighten. “Good fucking girl! You’re so fucking tight!” Quickly standing, Ari continues to fuck into you as he lies you down on the couch. His large form covers you as he pounds deep inside your tight little hole. The girth of his cock stretches you perfectly. “You feel so good, darling! You’ll forever be mine once I fill you up!” Ari buries his face into your neck, planting kisses and marks along your flesh. His grunts and your moans fill the room, and the feel of your walls fluttering around him causes Ari to bite down on your neck before he grunts into your ear. “You’re going to carry my children! Walking around the North Pole, swollen and glowing!” 

“Everyone!” thrust “will!” thrust “know!” thrust “your!” thrust “MINE!!” With a rawr, Ari’s hips stutter roughly into you, his balls tightening, and his chest heaves as he cums deep inside your cunt. Spurts of warm white cum shoot out of his swollen tip, overfilling your womb. He continues to thrust until your back arches, walls squeezing and milking his throbbing member as your orgasm hits hard, your sweet juices squirting out of you and soaking his uniform. Ari falls onto you, trying to catch his breath as you wrap your tiny arms around his muscular body. He pulls back and looks deep into your eyes with a dazed smile. “You’re my good girl, understand?” 

“Yes, I’m your good girl.” He slowly pulls out of you before moving down your exhausted body, opening your legs so that he can see his cum leak out. He groans, his thick fingers moving closer to your quivering hole and pushing it back inside. He leans forward and takes your swollen clit between his lips, beginning to suck. His fingers thrust and curl as he laps at your cute little button. “Santa! Oh! Fuck!” A slap fills the room, and your back arches as pain and pleasure shoot through your cunt and up your spine. 

“Bad girl! No swearing!” He growls into your cunt, burying his face deep into your sweet honey pot. “You taste so fucking sweet! I get why my elves and The Grinch are so fucking obsessed!” His tongue and fingers move fast against your sweet cunt, and the groans that leave his lips add extra vibrations to his movements, causing pornographic screams to escape you. When Ari curls his fingers into the correct spot, black spots cover your vision as your back arches, your eyes roll back, and your juices squirt out of you and directly into Ari’s mouth. He groans as he drinks your sweetness up, not missing a spot. 

Ari pulls back, sitting on his legs as he looks at you. His greying beard is covered in your juices, and his hat has fallen off, causing his long hair to stick to his sweaty forehead. His darkened eyes peer down at your blacked-out form, a smirk making its way onto his face as he glances down at your puffy red pussy. Standing, Ari fixes his uniform, tucking his cock back in and snapping his fingers, causing himself to look as good as new before he looks around the room. With a wave of his hand, everything in your house disappears. Ari leans down, picking you up bridal style before disappearing back to the North Pole. As you both appear in his bedroom, he lays you down onto his soft, red and green silk sheets and glances down at you with a soft smile. “I can’t wait for you to be full with my children.” Ari gently kisses your forehead, and his hand comes up and strokes your cheek. “Welcome home, Mrs Claus.”

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