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zinjanthropusboisei · 2 years ago

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*watches Paddington (2014)*

*puts on my Mr. Brown risk analyst hat*

The opening scenes of Paddington (2014) demonstrate an egregious case of poor earthquake preparedness and response behavior, particularly immersion-breaking coming from a population of sentient bears that evolved in a subduction zone setting. As noted by OSHA, "Most earthquake-related injuries result from collapsing walls, flying glass, and falling objects as a result of the ground shaking, or people trying to move more than a few feet during the shaking." In this essay, I will -

#DROP COVER AND HOLD ON #the children got bored half an hour in so we are just 4 adults in a dark room watching Paddington #risk comm in action #earthquakes

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paperbaacks · 4 months ago

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(since this was an anthology-series-collection i'm just reviewing them all together)

the improbable meet-cute collection review:

dear god turns out none of these nyt bestselling authors apart from christina lauren knows what a short story is or how to write one!!

1 — the exception to the rule: this was super cute. the only story in here that qualifies as a proper short story honestly. definitely would read again and like i thought this was a sign that i would love the anthology. oh how wrong i was...

2 — worst wingman ever: i should have stopped when i read the word "unalived" but noooooo !!! i had to go and read the rest. there are also weird stereotypes about gay people?? and like this one genuinely has the absolute worst setting as far as romance stories go

3 — rosie and the dreamboat: i should have learned my lesson after reading the hating game but of course fucking not. why does the fmc talk like a baby and why does the mmc talk to her like she's a little girl and he's her dad EUGHHHHH BROTHER EUGHHHHHH her sister is a BITCH btw??? because i would prioritise making sure my sister is safe over setting her up with a hot man. jfc. also PLEASE no man who says "my ma" can ever be a dreamboat fuck off

4 — drop, cover, and hold on: at this point, i was starting to realise that a lot of writers think that short stories are just smaller novels also ngl until like 65% i did not know what the mmc was called. yeah this was... not good the only think i like about this is the setting, fucking love bakeries man

5 — with any luck: ashley poston i knew you wouldn't disappoint me after the last three absolute trainwreck stories. wish it was a little longer tho!!

6 — royal valentine: BORINGGGGG he's a pissy little man child btw like they're both lying about the exact same thing and he's somehow fucking mad at her??? girl???? also the authors WRITES DOWN the mmc's scottish accent so words like "wasnae" and "dinnae" are very common. i wanted to burn my kindle.

in summary; i did this to myself i literally have no excuses

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meeghanreads · 6 months ago

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February 2024 book haul

Hello friends!! Welcome to the February 2024 book haul!! A post where I talk about all the books that I bought and received in the previous month. Ahh February… the shortest month of the year. Although this year it��s only the shortest by one day because it’s a leap year. Somehow I managed to purchase THREE TIMES the number of books I did in January though, so I more than made up for it being a…

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sheilajsn · 10 months ago

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The Improbable Meet-Cute

The Improbable Meet-Cute es una colección de seis novellas escritas por seis autores diferentes. La serie es exclusiva de Amazon Prime Reading y Audible. Así que, cualquier persona que tenga una membresía de Amazon Prime, puede leer y/o escuchar los libros gratuitamente. Como ya mencioné todos los libros en esta colección son novellas; el más corto tiene cuarenta páginas y el más largo, ciento…

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#Abby Jimenez #Ashley Poston #Christina Lauren #Drop Cover and Hold On #Jasmine Guillory #Rosie and the Dreamboat #Royal Valentine #Sally Thorne #Sariah Wilson #The Exception to the Rule #The Improbable Meet-Cute #With Any Luck #Worst Wingman Ever

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opikiquu · 6 months ago

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(disappears for a month and reappears with a slightly obscure hyperfixation) Hey guys

#★ my art #art #dandys world #dandy’s world #Is that it What do i even tag..#idk why i called it obscure it has 10mil visits on roblox but i Dont see it anywhere so. Whatever i say what i want #★ arin rambles #Oh boy here we go #so i found this game like. The day before yesterday. So ive known this game for 2 days. Dude #DUDE. DUDE. my friends call this game my baby rattle its so absurd #the way this garbage mascot horror has ensnared me. i feel like a fool #Just hold on let me paint a picture for you. So just listen (<- aka read but just pretend)#So i press this game not knowing what on earth is in store #and me and my bestie choose our basic boring loser starter. And we walk into that elevator. and im walking around just Amazed…#And i look over and theres like A tv on the floor. And theres the most jaw dropping smooth animation on there im like OKAY THIS GAME IS FIRE #and i see the funny rainbow flower #AND RIGHT NEXT TO HIM…. THAT BORING BASIC BLUE HAT..#I SAW HIM. I WAS GOBSMACKED.#We lost the game cuz shrimpo jumped me because i was So distracted i took like 20 screenshots of astro #And thats how it all started #i didnt know his name..#in fact i didnt even know if his cover was purple or blue #but i knew 1 thing for certain..#THIS WAS LOVE!!!!!!!! AND I WANT TO BEAT HIM WITH A ROCK😭😭😭😭😭😭#dandys world oc #dandys world astro

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gummi-ships · 1 year ago

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Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance - Braig / Xigbar

#kingdom hearts dream drop distance #khddd #braig #xigbar #my gif #his pointy shoulders deflated with age #...do you ever wonder about his scarf?#radiant garden took pride in its beauty and ansem the wise was a ruler who was beloved and admired by his people (despite... yknow)#so is it safe to assume that being a guard of this world being tasked with protecting the castle/its ruler/and the townspeople-#would be considered a prestigious occupation?#yet we see braig wearing an old tattered scarf #it's a curious addition to his uniform that looks out of place among other guards #i dont think it was added to his design to help him stand out because cmon it's not like he's competing for relevance with dilan and aeleus #braig fights from afar with his guns it's not like he's some scrappy guy that might have messy clothes from battle #i wouldn't be surprised if this was ephemer's scarf that he somehow came into possession of #and is holding onto it with the possibly of it being used as some kind of medium/waypoint #who's to say he's not still wearing it under his organization coat? just because we can't see it anymore doesn't mean it's gone #riku had an entirely different outfit under his own organization coat so who knows what xigbar has under there #i like to think braig used to be scolded for wearing the scarf because it covers up the uniform's emblem #and wearing old ripped articles of clothing isn't part of the image the guards would presumably have to uphold #but eventually they gave up on making him take it off because he just does whatever he wants #just something i think about from time to time #xigbar has always been so mysterious and cryptic i can't help but keep an extra close eye on him #especially since he's been revealed to be so much more than what he seems. who knows what tricks he has up his sleeve #i don't think it's outside the realm of possibility

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imthursdaysyme · 2 years ago

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Sleepover shenanigans

#drawing #steve harrington #stranger things #robin buckley #stobin #they were in her room arguing like old married couple #listen steve just doesn’t understand how she can’t do it bc he thinks she can do anything #he said what tf do you mean you don’t have abs and rob was like bestie I don’t work out they aren’t strong I’m a limo noodle #and he was like well girl get on that I don’t want you to die bc you didn’t keep your body healthy istg your worse than Henderson #and she was like HEY I do plenty of things such as ride my bike and he said ok then why are your thighs the size of my forearm #and he keeps yelling at her to use her core and she’s screaming at him that she’s trying #and he’s holding her leg #but we’ll rob flails and her heel whacked him in the eye so he feel back #hit the wall thought he was dead #dropped rob to the ground and shes cursing like an d man that had to get up from his chair #and she’s like why’d you drop me and he doesn’t respond so she looks over #and my man is out for the count with another black eye #she thinks she killed him and worries that after years of demogorgons and Russians the thing that kills Steve Harrington is #Robs sharp ass heel #she pushes him under the bed and covers him with blankets and then goes to sleep #except he wakes up at like 2am and she screams worse than when she saw a ud creature for the 1st time and whacks him back down and BAM #he is out again and now Robin is freaking out more bc omg she killed her platonic soulmate and he came back to life only for her to kill him #AGAIN #she wonders if she can be tried for double manslaughter on one man but how would they know? then rob realized she can’t testify bc #she’ll tell everything if she gets up on the stand and she won’t just be sentenced for life she’ll be sentence for TWO lives #but then she’s like omg I deserve two life sentences to honor Steve even though he wouldn’t be in jail she just assumes he goes with her #even her own prison sentence for his murder #the next time Steve wakes up he inches out and flips on her to tame her flailing limbs and she starts crying saying #I killed you twice but my love for you is so strong it brought you back a third time and steve is like you knocked me out shithead you didnt #murder me Jesus Christ and she’s like how do you k ow and he’s like omg how do I know

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hyde-ur-monsters · 2 months ago

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i’ve been going through my mental list of monster high ideas, including a modern gothic retelling of Jackson and Frankie meeting, and i can’t believe i never told anyone here about the potential for a Firebreather x MH crossover

like, taking Duncan’s attitude both overall and in regards to always being the new kid, he would be making an effort to fit in and then he meets the school’s bully as he always does (Manny, in this case) and he gets goaded into a fight. But when he accidentally doesn’t hold back his strength and realizes it barely did anything to Manny, oh man he would have NO problem testing these newfound limits

#frankie would go to defuse the situation and duncan would just be like #‘no no let him do his thing. trust me i got it covered’#heath and holt may be hot headed but duncan no longer had anything holding him back #from picking fights at the drop of a hat #for fun #monster high #firebreather #duncan rosenblatt

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painfullyslowdeliberation · 1 year ago

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Some low quality jtwig doodles for your souls while I continue to struggle writing dialogue

#once the next chapters out im gonna drop the character sheet. ive been holding onto it for a while now lol #also it feels wrong to not mention that joel is covered in blood. like just. drenched really. hes getting it on ethos shirt #jtwig #just to watch it glow #my art #joel smallishbeans #tangotek #ethoslab #boat boys

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bookwyrminspiration · 4 months ago

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squinting at a course i'm in rn just like. do I already know everything you're going to cover?

#shitpost #quil's unholy underworld #of course I won't know EVERYTHING everything #but i'm just like. it IS an intro level course. and. not to brag. i think I have some experience with language already #i have an associates in modern languages #and this is an intro to modern languages #but I think? what they'll cover here is different than what I focused on in my degree?#but also looking at some of the topics i'm like. i know some of this already. eh whatever #the smart thing to do would be to drop it because I am at 18 credit hours and i'm kinda just doing this one because #it’s not part of any of my degrees #but i don't feel like being smart I feel like whadda hell why not stick around #i don't feel like dropping it that's too much work #<- it's literally so simple #i'm holding out hope it is in fact different than what I studied even if it is an entry level course

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meeghanreads · 10 months ago

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WWW Wednesday — 14 February 2024

Hello friends!! Welcome to this week’s WWW Wednesday — 14 February 2024!! WWW Wednesday is a weekly meme hosted by Sam @ Taking on a World of Words, where you answer the three following questions: What did you recently finish? What are you currently reading? And, what do you think you’ll read next? Let’s see what I have been reading… (All images will link to Goodreads if you click on them.…