#DONT LEAVE ME...

[zillychu]

everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

[fairycosmos]

how does us politics affect places outside the us? you guys are obsessed with us

i think if you cracked open your skull there would just be a bunch of cotton wool in there

[dxkjf]

uhhh sorry guys cringe moment 🧑‍🤝‍🧑

[1eos]

blocked someone for saying ‘aww your 20s arent that bad at least you get your own apartment’ this is a safe space for all of us that are suffering w our parents at 25

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

I think I made some of you guys a little sad with my last post, so you can have some happy aftermath twins before part 2, as a treat ❤️

[dogydogdog]

if you follow me, you've signed up for an eternity of making me feel pretty

the position is yours and your shift starts from 00:00 to 24:00

sorry not sorry 💙

wait no you can't unfollow

wait wait where are you going?

[arrowheadedbitch]

Kon: Hey, if you were a serial killer, you'd tell me, right?

Tim, not even looking up: Definitely

Kon: Okay, good. ...Let me know if you ever...go down that route

Tim: What, kill someone?

Kon: Yeah.

Tim: Alright, if I kill someone I promise you'll be the first to know

Kon: I don't like the way you said that...

Tim: What?

Kom: You're not allowed to kill me! I forbid you from killing me!

Tim: Okay, okay! I'm not gonna kill you, Jesus

Kon: ...Good.

[hinamie]

thank u canon plant nerd megumi for my life

bonus:

[abstractfrog]

Happy 1 year anniversary to Mr Sherlock Holmes! Here's a litttleee celebratory comic from me

[inkskinned]

i love when words fit right. seize was always supposed to be that word, and so was jester. tuesday isn't quite right but thursday should be thursday, that's a good word for it. daisy has the perfect shape to it, almost like you're laughing when you say it; and tulip is correct most of the time. while keynote is fun to say, it's super wrong - i think they have to change the label for that one. but fox is spot-on.

most words are just, like, good enough, even if what they are describing is lovely. the night sky is a fine term for it but it isn't perfect the way november is the correct term for that month.

it's not just in english because in spanish the phrase eso si que es is correct, it should be that. sometimes other languages are also better than the english words, like how blue is sloped too far downwards but azul is perfect and hangs in the air like glitter. while butterfly is sweet, i think probably papillion is more correct, although for some butterflies féileacán is much better. year is fine but bliain is better. sometimes multiple languages got it right though, like how jueves and Πέμπτη are also the right names for thursday. maybe we as a species are just really good at naming thursdays.

and if we were really bored and had a moment and a picnic to split we could all sit down for a moment and sort out all the words that exist and find all the perfect words in every language. i would show you that while i like the word tree (it makes you smile to say it), i think arbor is correct. you could teach me from your language what words fit the right way, and that would be very exciting (exciting is not correct, it's just fine).

i think probably this is what was happening at the tower of babel, before the languages all got shifted across the world and smudged by the hand of god. by the way, hand isn't quite right, but i do like that the word god is only 3 letters, and that it is shaped like it is reflecting into itself, and that it kind of makes your mouth move into an echoing chapel when you cluck it. but the word god could also fit really well with a coathanger, and i can't explain that. i think donut has (weirdly) the same shape as a toothbrush, but we really got bagel right and i am really grateful for that.

grateful is close, but not like thunder. hopefully one day i am going to figure out how to shape the way i love my friends into a little ceramic (ceramic is very good, almost perfect) pot and when they hold it they can feel the weight of my care for them. they can put a plant in there. maybe a daisy.

[vaxxildamn]

finally…… the legendary Level 20 Scissor Gal-adin

[opal-spirit]

I honestly don't understand the problem people have with self harm... It's just a coping mechanism like any other. I don't want to k!ll mys3lf so it's not like its dangerous. Nobody has a problem with smoking and drinking even tho they are terrible for you but as soon as I decide to pull out a blade suddenly everyone's panicking.

[hongtonie]

SAN ICE ON MY TEETH

[cracklewink]

Harmony Syndrome Part 5/5

The last chapter of my mlp infection AU! Thank you to everyone who followed along. Some final thoughts on my twitter @cracklewink if anyone's interested : )

[yellowistheraddest]

I WILL NEVER STOP WITH 'DRAGON LOVE HIS SON AND IS A SILLY GUY' PROPAGANDA!!!!

[angry-kid-with-no-money]

"Nora doesn't know anything about the things she writes about" "aftg is terrible queer rep" "the queer characters in aftg are so problematic"

Idk guys maybe the book series abt problematic ppl set in 2006 and written in the mid 2010s shouldn't be expected to hold up against scrutiny of what we consider to be moral and correct now, in 2024

Idk tho, idk