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🐔 STARDEW VALLEY FARMER COMMISSION! | $50 COLORED SKETCH! 👨‍🌾 (2 SLOTS AVAILABLE)

Hey everyone! My sketch commissions for Stardew Valley farmers are open again! • COMMISSION FORM •

As always, I really appreciate all the support from the last round of commissions, it really helps me out financially. This start of the year kinda caught me off guard in some ways, so I thought I'd open commissions again! If you're interested in grabbing a slot, just fill out the form and I'll get in touch with you soon!!! ❤️ AND THIS IS STARDEW VALLEY ONLY!!!

If you like to see my latest commission, you can find it here and here ❤️ Também atualizei com preços em REAL pra qualquer brasileiro que esteja interessado! 🐣

[smokbeast]

everyone’s like boy failure this and boyfailure that, what about girlfailures. give me a woman like horror damn it. Let thEM HANG QUEEN

[qvert]

[sleepymarimo]

jokingly telling 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈 a few weeks before your due date about how babies sometimes get switched in hospitals and he just shakes his head and says you’re being silly…

…then when megumi is born he refuses to let him out of his sight because he is not going to risk having his son swapped!! his big frame is almost blocking the halls, his nose grazing the glass of the door window while he watches each test..!!

and when the nurse steps out holding baby ‘gumi in a blanket, they’re obviously intimidated, practically squirming under the assassin’s gaze. “uh, i’m guessing you’re dad?”

toji takes megumi from them, holding the newborn like he’s a treasure, which he is. one look at those little green eyes peeking from the blankets and toji knows he’s going to guard this tiny bundle with his life.

he nods. “yeah, i’m dad.”

[sweetpeaapplepie]

because I know for a fact

-bro whimpers with heavy breath about how it’s too good. def overstimulates himself and you. doesn’t stop till he physically collapses on top of you. holds you to him and keeps you hips flush long after you finish just so he can feel your mess drip all over him

locked jaw idgaf

[keferon]

[machveil]

hubby Price driving you around at night like a newborn baby when you can’t sleep. radio turned on low, the rumble of the car surrounding you, his big hand gently pawing at the meat of your thigh. he takes turns slow, drives under the neighborhood speed limit - you’re the only ones out right now anyways. once you’re drifting off he takes the long way home, carefully parking before unbuckling you. big bear of a man, cradles you in his arms as he scoops you up, makes sure the car door doesn’t slam as he closes it. carries you all the way to bed, tucking you in all delicate. he doesn’t want to risk waking you up by crawling into bed so soon, instead he goes to sit in the living room for an hour or so, just to be sure, doing some light reading before he joins you

[hirakyun13]

This man has me in a chokehold

[themetalhiro]

It would be so funny if someone (besides Oda) drew every single named one piece character one day.

So funny…..

[gravphobia]

Damien 😭😭😭😭😢😭🥲😢😿😿😢😭🥲😢😿😭 LaVey 😭🥲😿😭😿🥲😿😭😿😿😢😢 from Monster Rom😭😭😭😿😿😢😿🥲🥲😭😭😢😢😿😭🥲

[wedielikemen]

Okay yes we know that Andrew sprinted, dashed, HURTLED even, when he saw Neil on his knees even after blocking 150 + attempts on his goal because he loves that man. But also-

It had been Andrew’s idea to put Neil against Riko in the first place.

For Andrew it was reach Riko or die. (Die knowing that his contributing to exy ended Neil’s life.)

[golfishwiththebigeyes]

…Guess who’s into jjba now

[slutifer]

mc: oh brother-

Mammon: which one?

mc: …what?

Mammon: which brother?

mc:…

mc: uhh, you?

Mammon: that’s right baby

[transbirdgirl]

I desperately need to be shoved in a sweaty girls armpit while she jacks me off and teases me

[eggyrocks]

DRUNK WALK HOME: K. AKAASHI

she is one failing grade away from being kicked out of her university. and as much as he doesn’t want to be, akaashi is there to help.

main masterlist

divider credits to plutism

pairing: akaashi x f!reader

status: ongoing

tags/warnings: enemies to lovers, heavy on the angst, tutor x student, university au, a lot of partying/drinking/use of drugs, mentions of suicide, reader is a hot mess, everyone sucks here, very suggestive, blended smau, everyone sucks here (again bc im worried you didnt see it the first time), flawed characters (like very flawed), grammatical mistakes probably, everyone probably will be out of character, please note warnings may change as story progresses, and to check each chapter for individual warnings

taglist: open, complete this form to be added

minors dni & other rules

yn style guide | yn aesthetic | akaashi aesthetic

playlist by @kiyokostan

INTRODUCTIONS: roommates from hell | joker cosplayers | girls who should be given guns

PROLOGUE: rejection

CHAPTER ONE: morning after

CHAPTER TWO: outline

INTERMISSION: faces

INTERMISSION (cont.): names

CHAPTER THREE: conclusion

CHAPTER FOUR: structure

CHAPTER FIVE: revisions

CHAPTER SIX: diversions

CHAPTER SEVEN: introductions

CHAPTER EIGHT: mistakes

CHAPTER NINE: corrections

CHAPTER TEN: coming soon

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[skiaskai]

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