#DON’T ANSWER THAT

[can-i-phone-a-friend]

Wisdom teeth wasn’t awful, minus my migraine

But back to horny posting

Prowl bent over his desk but literally anyone

I volunteer either the entire Constructicon group, Optimus or Magnus

Idk. Just someone

RAIL HIM. I want nail marks left in his desk he’s holding on so hard. Puddle of drool under his cheek cuz he’s open mouth moaning the entire time. Door wings violently twitching with the rough thrusting he’s receiving

If it’s the gestalt he’s absolutely got at least one of two of them overloading on him. He’s so out of it he can’t really jerk them off or help. Just receive (they don’t mind, he looks gorgeous like this)

If it’s Optimus I know that shit gets kinky. Like. Authority kink stuff. Optimus bites. You can’t take this away from me. Not tearing or anything, but he leaves imprints in prowls shoulder and prowl loves it. (Door wing bites are hit or miss, have to be light or timed with a good enough thrust)

Magnus. This is a guilty pleasure and I don’t have anything on it. I just think that big strong mech should bend prowl over. Or. God bless. Sit in prowls chair and bounce the officer on his spike.

Good fucking god im thinking about them

A lot actually

[stvrmhondss]

i think marc should be allowed to shoot vale. however often he desires. maybe on a schedule like twice a year. we just give marc a gun and a kiss to his forehead and let him go crazy.

[hawnks]

Getou your dragon shifter lover locking you away in a tower because the world is too dirty and dangerous for someone as soft as you

[jynjackets]

“k2-so is a cat and is stuck with jyn until his owner finds him” au

Im thinking animal shelter owned by baze and chirrut with jyn as the vet and bodhi her trainee. One day they find a lost cat who seems to have a hatred for either vets or just jyn. It turns out he belongs to private practice veterinarian cassian and this is how he learns about rogue shelters. He begins to spend more time there and each visit lends him more reasons to stay than just one. kay doesn’t find it so bad either.

They all become a family and nobody dies the end <3

[kewpiekills]

hello hi just needed to personally tell you how much i love the fat hairy pig girl, i smile every time i see her /genuine

I'm overjoyed you like her so much!! I'm quite fond of her design despite how little i actually draw her lol

have a doodle of her from my sketchbook:

[a-manzana]

bom dia :)

[sluttery-withoutshame]

Ok, if I die, it was @elrohare (and Bruce) that killed me.

Ok Singer Simps, tell me you’re NOT imagining they’re your tits.

[mrghostrat]

So about that new chapter,,,,,,

what about it

[oopsarboreal]

Unfortunately I had made Cimmerian pregnant 😔 idk how this happened but here we are..

WHAT

What do you mean you don’t KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED

[herejusttosufferalong]

Our king gave us content? What? Suffer, you were probably expecting this.

New menu item: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-YLdbUsmhy/?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==

Does he ever disappoint?

[peacheskoo]

Listen to me

Day After Tomorrow Batfam AU

Plot wise you could go with the movie and have Bruce travel across a storm to get to his kids in New York, whether or not this is a cape or no cape au doesn’t matter just imagine the angst of Bruce not knowing if he’s traveling through the worst storm ever for just the briefest of chances that his kids are still alive meanwhile the Robins are trying to stay alive because dad said he was coming for them and he *promised* and maybe one of them gets injured while helping someone and they have to travel out to get medicine because he has a fever and he’s not getting better and goddamn it Dick why did you do that I’m not ready to be the big brother yet— and just Bruce and some of the JL members walking towards New York for their kids and just finding so many half buried people and knowing there was nothing they could have done because it happened so fast and yet they still feel the guilt and all they can do is keep going.

Alternatively what if they’re in Gotham when it happens and it just becomes a run against time for Bruce to collect his kids and get them all to the manor because it’s too late to get everyone out of the north and he needs to track everyone and Dick needs to get from Bludhaven and he needs Babs to track down Jason from wherever he’s helping street kids get to shelter and he needs them safe because he knows people will die no matter what they do and the least he can do is make sure the people he cares about are piled under the same roof where he can make sure they can survive

[criticalsucc]

maybe if i horny-post on tumblr enough a random user will fall madly in love with me and all my problems will be solved

[smoshimonsters]

do y’all think i could beat shayne in a fight.

[frenchkisstheabyss]

I have this special bias category that not all my biases fall under which is the “dramatic deep breath when I see you, factual heart eyes, eternally fluffy” ✨ my love/my darling category ✨ and I can’t quite explain what it is or why they’re in it.

[kuroppiii]

don’t get it twisted guys kuroo’s still my man but yamaguchi is also my husband and fun fact omi is actually my fiancé too—

it’s quite simple to follow, really

[regaliasonata]

Anton: What is rule 34?

Trent: My lawyer advised me not to answer that question.

Ethan: It’s what Trent calls free money.