#DOES THIS HELP? I SOUND INSANE
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we all have a little solas inside of us btw...
#solas#he supplies the blood to our brains#can i offer you some encouragement to take care of yourself in these trying times?#get some cardio exercise in or something to help keep the tiny solas inside you healthy#yes yes this does sound insane but it's like. you know. .grab that toothbrush dattebayo
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#gary miller#faith the game#faith the unholy trinity#faith game#PLEASE GOD HELP ME IM TRYING FOR GCB ACHIEVEMENT AND IM ON RUN 30#THE ONLY THING POWERING ME THROUGH IS 80S POP MUSIC AND IM GOING INSANE THINKING OF GARY DANCING TO THEM AS HE DOES HIS VILLIANOUS SHIT#i think im losing it maybe also ive been starting to just hear random sound effects when im not playing so yay#anyways enjoy
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i have to manifest this image in my mind every time i think about going on the hivemind subreddit because i know ill get on there and see something stupid that makes me mad
#text#hivemind tv#does it work? no. am i helping anything by complaining about it? no. still posting this tho#i need to go back to being obsessed with 80s movies that no one talks about to avoid this#ok sorry this was actually a youtube comment but it made me lose my mind. someone said 'hivemind are so mean to their guests now#i could barely even watch the teezo touchdown vid :-('#fair point about the new video id say. but even then them all sounding like they hated each other made the video funnier imo#but saying that about the TEEZO video? the video with their friend of 3 years teezo touchdown where they were all having the time of their#lives? that video????????????????????#almost all of their guest videos this year have been bangers honestly like they clicked extremely well w chloe ro and teezo#and the video with eric might be like top 5 hivemind videos ever#insane take. sorry to make you read my rant but how does someone even think that. are we watching the same channel.
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you know what sounds incredibly troublesome?? concocting a medicine that repels earthworms, digging up the roots of whatever plant they’re currently feeding on and spraying the soil where those plants used to be with the aforementioned medicine. god knows how many of these plants need to be dug up. could be hundreds of them.
and you know what quincy, local hater of all things troublesome decides to do anyways?? help yakumo with such a troublesome task. he 100% didn’t have to, by the way. he could’ve just told yakumo what to do, he’s good at following instructions, but no. quincy decided that not only was he going to make the medicine after buying the ingredients from the market, but also go all the way to yakumo’s village and help dig up each of the plants and put the medicine in the holes left behind.
i.. was right. i was so right. quincy would do anything for yakumo, no matter how troublesome. he’ll sigh and mumble all the while, sure, but if he really didn’t want to do it, he just wouldn’t. we know quincy. if anyone else were to ask for his help with such a tedious task he would 100% just explain to them how to do and be on his way. but not yakumo.
yakumo asks quincy to do something, and he does it, no matter how troublesome. yakumo asks quincy a question, and he takes it seriously, no matter how difficult it may be to explain. honestly, if yakumo said jump, quincy would most likely ask ‘how high’ because he of all people knows it’s pretty much impossible to say no to the serpent’s sweet face ♡
#i’m sorry if i sound insane#wait- no i’m not#i’m having the time of my life rn over analyzing every single word they say to each other#the implications of their conversations. their expressions. how comfortable they are around each other#why does yakumo feel comfortable asking a man like quincy for help with something so tedious??#is it because quincy’s never been able to say no to yakumo before?? hmmm???#anyways they’re going on a date and quincy’s probably gonna meet yakumo’s grandparents#i’ve wanted this for so damn long just let me be insane over this PLEASE#YAKUMO WANTS TO TALK WITH QUINCY ABOUT HIS FAVOURITE THING IN THE WORLD: EIDEN#god quincy is in for a very long one sided conversation with someone he thought was pretty shy and reserved lmaooo#nu carnival#yakumo ♡#quincy ♡#quincamo#mouser muses
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in the interest of Not Talking About The Real World tonight, have a very funny snippet from echoseers while im editing
transcript in alt <3
#writeblr#writers on tumblr#writing excerpt#original fiction#echoseers#the millennium saga#the infamous ''gab got thrown down concrete stairs by an angry plant'' scene#well. the immediate aftermath of it because i didnt want to spoil the insane action of the scene itself#but yeah. yeah#mans got into a cartoon-ass sounding situation but it was in fact Horrifying#he now has scars all over his face from where spores tried to root in his skin <3#and does in fact suffer from a concussion for the next month#even with the help of healing potions because those odnt help neurology babyyy#snip
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ive made a grave discovery thats gonna do irreparable damage to my person. i will not suffer alone.
was looking at some of zenos' character models and first of all why he so bandaged up lmao all he did was nearly decapitate himself.
but then
hello?????????????? HE WEARS FLIP FLOPS???????
#ffxiv#final fantasy xiv#zenos galvus#ffxiv zenos#stormblood spoilers#HELP ME IM GONNA FUCKING DIE WHAT#WHY WHY DOES HE WEAR FLIP FLOPS#WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES HE EVEN OWN THOSE#IM GOING INSANE THEYRE GONNA HAVE TO LOCK ME UP AGAINN#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#just the sound of flip flops echoing through the imperial and ala mhigan palace is nuts#stop looking at my hotbar#as a floridian i know what this man sounds like running at you. im gonna cry
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"WILL WOOD IS A MUSICIAN??... i thought he was just insane" - my brother
#help how'd he bot know he was a musician i brought it up so frequently 😭#i mean he does do insane shit#and the way i describe him makes it sound ljke hes insane#will wood#wwatt
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tags continued from prev post.
#and all of this is true while it is ALSO true that her songs age incredibly well#even debut or random soundtrack songs or endgame#whatever song people try to put on the worst Taylor songs list NEVER QUITE BELONGS#it doesn’t feel right. and to some extent occasionally in mercurial flashes I feel the same about her BEST songwriting list#I can never rank anything of hers ever because she can write better than she has written#if anything finds her own songwriting dead it’s what her future self will be able to achieve#and I think sometimes even the public can SENSE this about her and it’s part of why people are sooooo hard on her in a brutal way#and in a way they never are with other artists. who have reached the limits of their potential#Taylor has not reached the limits —that’s the simple way of saying it#in some way she is still figuring out the artist she is going to be#and I really do think that it is going to be absolutely astonishing#because in some ways (this is going to sound crazy) she is still distracted by her success and her tour#she’s NOT but I mean. the canon hasn’t been fully set free#there are still somehow things holding her back#and we’ve watched her outstrip so much of those early confines that fame and the business of the music industry strapped around her#we’ve seen her say ‘that doesn’t apply to me’#but actually she’s going to and she needs to and I believe she WILL continue to move into rarefied air#my mom helped me give me the final piece of this feeling (and it’s just a deep gut intuition/brain chemical thing for me)#when she said one day almost in mild exasperation: maybe one day Taylor will grow into a Dolly Parton#and something CLICKED#in my brain. and I don’t agree with my mom in terms of her non-interest in Taylor (as much as it has pained me to do so)#I think she’s worth loving and paying attention to now#but that gap that exists between people who love her and people who don’t (full time haters internet trolls do not interact)#I think it’s going to close with time as her work stretches out and out and grows and changes#like I think by the end of her career we are going to have something so astonishing#and to loop it back for a second to a previous thought. I think that’s why sometimes a taylor song can sound disjointed to me. because it#will hit the Depths of the Depth for a second. it will transcend and then it will go back to merely being an excellent pop song#those flashes are everywhere in her work but I think she is going to work and hone them into being conductors of light in a more steady way#the older she gets. does this sound INSANE. idk sometimes I think it does and then sometimes I think it DOESNt. so who knows. but yeah#it’s hard to say because I know it will read as more critical of Taylor than I mean it to be. when really I mean it with so much awe
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I'm so sorry but I genuinely thought this was a shitpost
#i dont know what this is about but it sound insane#and the mention of 'research' makes it sound like theyre studying people who have never had boyfriends#i dont even know man#tumblr#shitpost#does anyone know what this means. help#tumblr stuff#tumblr ads#they're crazy sometimes
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I like how in my life I went from: "I am intrinsically different from other human beings because I'm smarter and a better person than everyone else, but I will always be alone for it, though" as a child, to "Well, people are very different and not everyone is as bad or as dumb. There's lots of people who are worth it and lots of people who are good and smart. It's not just me!" as a teen, then back again to "I am intrinsically different from other human beings because I'm smarter and a better person than everyone else" as an adult. And yes, I am on antidepressants.
#liveblogging my life#people are so fucking stupid all the time#my cousins were having a conversation on Christmas over chatgpt#and one of them (a PHILOSOPHY teacher) was talking about how to catch students using it#and my other cousin (a techbro insufferable programmer) was like “well but you use it right?” and my other cousin was like#“yes to help me with menial tasks but you need to have knowledge and critical thinking to be able to use it properly so i can't have#and my idiot techbro cousins went “well if it gets to the point where AI does everything students won't need to learn how to do stuff#without it right?“#yes let's make children stupid on purpose and unable to live without technology on purpose#that sounds normal and fine and not insane#and my teacher cousin didn't even fight it he just laughed#BRO YOU ARE A TEACHER#i know none of us want to be teachers we were just humanities idealists who had to take the teaching path bc in spain it's decent pay and#job security#but I still want to feel like I'm teaching something#that I'm giving my students something actually valuable#the world literally feels hopeless everything is just a soulless giant corporation that doesn't produce anything valuable#as in actually valuable not money valuable#all we can do is stuff that lines up some billionaires pockets but never our own and never helps anyone instead makes everyone's life worse#and you will go to the therapist saying stuff like this which is a very accurate assessment of capitalism and the world#and they will go “hmm” and put you on antidepressants#and i love my therapist she's amazing but I'm just lining the pockets of the clinic she works at to rant
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I have connected two dots... yamato kaido and momo (and kinda shirahoshi with her top) have clouds above their shoulders... and luffy in gear fourth has them also.... I can see the signs
#momo must be so emotionally confused omg poor child. this guy says he is my father and treats me like his son and also this samurai who has#been acting like my father just died. and now i turned 28 and a dragon and i need to save this island or my shougnate will die. jesus#FUCKING ROB RUCCI!!! I SURE HOPE NOT ONE STRAY ATTACK REACHES THE ROOM FULL OF CP0 AGENTS!!!#now the government is going to invade wano AND TAKE ROBIN!!!!! ROB LUCCI DIEEEE!!!!! AND YOU WILL FAIL AGAIN!!!#now how tf did the heart pirates get there... who can fly on there or did they just tag along on momos tail#the dinosaur head snake???? hello?? qjdhakshsk and it worked.... sanji... 'thats what a brachiosaurus is!' well i do not think so....#wtf sanji.... so much of that wiggly dance he does with the heart eyes has brought him here...#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1053#poor killer man.... why doesnt he cut off the arm kid doesnt have... that should do it right???#jesus.... goodbye kid and law.... hawkins just hitting his head to a wall.... CUT OFF HIS ARM!!! oh no..... another self sacrificing mate..#YEAAHHH THE ARM!!!!! is he gonna take it and give it to kid akdjsksj OH HE TOOK THE STRAW DOLL!!! killer your brain is so huge..#the death card looking JUST like killer.... that was such a slay... they had this one thought out for a while.....#THE MUSIC!!! GOODBYE HAWKINS!!! KILLER OUTSERVED!!!! whats with the cutting of arms this arc.... kid now its your turn to slay (big mom)#episode 1054#sanji having an existential crisis and queen just: WELCOME TO THIS MOMSTER WORLD#having issues with his body transforming doesnt help with the transfem allegations#APOO IS STILL ALIVE???? CUT OFF HIS HEAD!!!!#i was gonna say KINEMON!!! BUT I KNOW ITS THAT FUCKING KANJURO!!!!!! nami drawing the moon on his asscheek akdjsksj#KIKU AND KINEMON ARE ALIVE??? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS THIS IS A TRAP!!! DON'T GIVE ME HOPE!!!#NOOOOOO THE CP0 IS IN ACTION TOO NOOOOOOOOO#they are breathing.... omg.... kiku..... ORICHI DIEEEE!!!!! i knew this couldn't end like this for her... i have been completely bamboozled#kinemon appearing like the first time... just legs.... amazing#how does big mom ikoku inside the castle are we insane... yamato can you like bite off kanjuros head off or smth... finish him off PLEASE#why do they have steel beams in kaido's castle. everything else is wood and stone. who designed this.#bepo being in law's mid episode animation akdjaksns.... thats really his beffo (bff) bepo#big mom being crushed by some beams doesn't sound right... kid should turn into magneto and start bloodbending... or repel her into the sea#episode 1055#episode 1056
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if i say getocoded
#franz wright when i fucking catch you………#poem is called dedication btw <3333 my favorite ever#this is specifically cult leader geto coded btw !!#”although i never write; secretly i long to die with you; does that count?” (sound of glass exploding)#SIGH.#the enormous mouth that waits beyond youth…… and i will meet you there again ….. it is easier this time; i promise ………#i am already waiting in your personal heaven; here is my hand; i will help you across……. i would gladly die with you still.#yeahhh. u get it.#i think he yearns for you so deeply that it almost turns into worship#during those ten years of no contact#i think he dreams about convincing you to join him. i think he develops a savior complex for You specifically#he wants to be your salvation.#i also don’t think cult leader geto can love normally. all he knows is burning <33#all he knows is that he’ll kill for you and that he’d die for you. with you. that maybe selfishly he wants you both to die.#he’s soooo sick & twisted but there’s a tenderness to it. his yearning is tender his burning is tender.#he thinks about you late at night when he can’t sleep and wonders if you’d accept his love even though it’s bent#he tells you that he’d die with you and it sounds like a psalm.#etcetcetc#ari going insane over cult leader geto part 8278383#😔😔😔😔 i miss him chat#ari noises ✩#poetry ✩
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#ngl ive been needing to put this somewhere but like#please explain to me how youre supposed to control what pokemon somebody likes#every time i look at sables pokemon tastes n theyre similar to my ex's im just like Ok. like what am i supposed to do about that help#but my ex was like youre giving MY pokemon to THEM meaning YOU hate ME#me when theres literally multiple of the same type of pokemon. what do you want me to do#mind you i gave them furfrou. because it looks like their sona. and they got soooooo up in arms about that for no fucking reason#and god forbid they just happen to also like decidueye. oh my god#like does any of what im describing and have been describing on this blog sound normal or healthy to any of you. be forreal#i recognize my hypocrisy about the fox thing but even still theyre both different. like maybe if he rped as a furfrou and like#talked about furfrou literally all the time help#its different when youve made smth your identity. brother it was just a pokemon you liked and you forgot it existed half the time#its not like i gave them skitty? like im so over it help#looking back on everything n realizing how unhealthy and insane most of my relationships were w these people bruh#im just glad that anxiety and worry he was constantly inflicting upon me is gone#cus i can tell you rn i dont miss any of it#angelo is literally like the vacation ive been needing jesus chriiiist
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the thing about my writing is that you can tell i started as a poet, which sounds like a good thing in theory but in practice is annoying as shit
#writing#writing problems#does it sound beautiful on occasion? yes#do i have to go in and remove like half of it bc it's just metaphors and philosophizing? also yes#it sounds cumbersome. it's cumbersome and it doesn't Flow and it is driving me insane at this very moment#poetry is very different from prose#and in short form fiction you can Sort of get away with it#but i'm also writing long form for the first time in ages and oh my god why is this so fucking difficult#the action beats are in a completely different place#help#it sounds wrong it all sounds wronggggg#writer problems#writer things
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thinking abt (1) that post abt how most censorship is preemptive self-censorship¹ (2) bras²
⸻ ¹ wow, tumblr search actually worked for once??? ² i do understand and respect that for many people bras serve an actual structural function wrt support/comfort! however, for many other people (hi!) they do not, at least in everyday non-sports contexts, and that's the set of concerns i'm speaking to here.
#i mean for me personally it's also like. sometimes/often/always i don't want to have visible tits‚ for Gender Reasons#so rendering them more compressed & visually ignorable is a move in the right direction#but that's sort of seasonal (which sounds insane‚ but‚ idk‚ in the summer the visible body hair helps balance out the visible tits???)#so it's like. objectively very obvious that i ought to go braless more in the summer#when it would bother me less visually and dramatically increase my comfort levels#and i do‚ in the house! but like. when i go out i still feel the need to render myself Presentable and i'm mad about it#bc like. yeah it's partially a trans desire to hide my chest but like. is that actually separable from the way women are socialized#to manage their breasts to HOA-approved standard or else open themselves up to a whole gamut of inappropriate treatment. (no.)#and so it's really just like. reimposing many different shades of cisheteropatriarchy on myself simultaneously#but unfortunately the only way out is to just. accept all the bad reactions i'm living in fear of. but those DO feel bad!#as always it's like. hard when yr self-protective conditioning isn't serving you wrt being a free person#but IS a rational reaction to the hobbled reality of yr actual existence…#like. easy to say 'just ignore those worries.' and maybe i will‚ at least in the context of like. casual public appearances#but like. even if the material consequences are unlikely‚ for me‚ to be more than unpleasantly judgmental stares—#that's still a real emotional consequence that has an impact on my well-being! but so does the self-censorship.#anyway. too many tags & no novel insight. just like. sux lol#(also usually on here i omit any discussion of Tit Management Issues bc it's my space where i get to pretend not to have a body)#(but like. that's self-censorship of a kind too.)#embodiment (is violence)
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i'm so sick of my fellow iranians being cringe as fuck on social media and simping for the state of israel out of some insane the enemy of my enemy is my friend mentality like i know this is crazy but you can hate the iranian government without deciding to go full monarchist and act like israelis are liberators of literally anything or anyone
like i'm sorry if the best you can envision for iran is trading one authoritarian for the son of the previous authoritarian (who was literally overthrown bc he was an authoritarian puppet of the united states) solely bc of his name then you hate the iranian people more than i can image
#like why are they somehow hitting the same level of insane cringe as indian nationalists#also stop parroting these dumbass slogans that don't make any sense like iran isnt islamic republic like ok what does that even mean#it makes as much sense as hamas is isis#yall are just saying words that you think sound catchy but are ultimately meaningless#like yeah iran hasnt been an islamic republic for most of its existence#it currently is#that has clearly not worked out and it can and should change but like that's literally factually what it is rn#and it's dumb as shit to act like there ARENT people that do support it#you are never going to gain ground if you accuse literally everyone of being a paid state actor who disagrees with you#or if you see the world in so black and white that you think bc the iranian government is bad israel's government is good#or act like the actual revolution in 1979 WASNT born out of legit grievances#like obviously that went incredibly sideways but like#what is with this insane whitewashing of the shah all of you are so embarassing#sorry i cant rant on twitter bc of the Job so i gotta do it here i am so fucking tireddddddd#i wish the most outspoken public facing iranians weren't all wealthy as fuck monarchists playing activists#while sitting in beverly hills mansions contemplating their next nose jobs and doing absolutely nothing of use like wow you are so brave#it's the same energy as those rich cubans who moved to miami after castro took over#you can argue that the motive for the iranian regime's defiance of israel is not ultimately out of any desire to help palestinians#and frankly i would agree with you#but like in this specific instance i don't actually think their motive matters if it is materially helping palestinians#will it? that remains to be seen#and acknowledging that it could does not suddenly mean you support the regime all of you are so braindead i am tiiiiiired
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