#DID I GET THAT RIGHT?

[gjdraws]

hangovers? 18 hour shifts? living with ferret face? who can say

[bigboobshaunt]

Did they use "Monsanto" as a half foot swear word? Epic theming with Chil being an union guy lmfao.

[bl-bam-beyond]

MY STAND-IN (2024, THAILAND)

Episode 6

Joe (PHURIPAN SAPSANGSAWAT aka POOM) has recaptured his old life in a new body. With the financial hardships as New Joe (TANATAT KUNANEKSIN aka WINNER) Joe needed to step back into being a stand-in.

Joe is a true stand in now. He's standing in as his new mother's son, he's Tong's stand in and now he's basically become a sex worker selling himself to Ming to relieve his financial strain as stand in for his former self. 😵‍💫🫣

@pose4photoml @bl-bam-beyond-redux

[orrsoared]

live reaction of me now that we’re not going to be 81-1 but 80-2

[dumortains]

wait wait wait francesca is getting a sapphic romance??

[chartreuxcatz]

YOURE ASKING WHAT OTHER COLOR PEOPLE MIGHT ASSOCIATE YOU WITH???? YOU?? CHARTREUX??

Yes! I’ve very curious, Dilly, and I-

wait.

You never call me Chartreux…

Char…. Chartreux…

OH. CHARTREUSE.

[plasidity]

sometimes you're just a lil blacksmith guy, who makes all these cool weapons for your besties who go off to fight cool wars and fights and that's really awesome. sometimes ur a lil guy n ur best friend rival dies horribly, and ur boyfriend in grief performs a horrible rite to like? idk make her the same race as him? and you get a fucking dragon heart? and now you can't die and are mentally ill.

[stinastar]

I have an envelope in my backpack that feels a bit like shroedinger’s cat in the box

[citrusreadstoa]

Reading The Dark Prophecy: Chapter 23 (SPOILERS)

"So amaze! Such name! / Sssssarah with five s's is / Still two syllablessssss" THIS IS THE ONE. I saw this poem on a post once and have been waiting to reach this chapter ever since. I yearn to meet Sssssarah.

"the tiny forest of green stalks pointed toward the left-hand corridor." When in doubt, seek the counsel of the plants. How do they know which way to go? They were only just born today.

"television monitors showing--you guessed it--videos of Commodus." clap clap clap "COMMODUS COMMODES." No opportunities missed here.

"sand 'You Don't See Me'" That's a cool way of manipulating the Mist, but it takes way longer than a simple finger snap.

"but he made no attempt to hide his chest-face." Why would he? Apollo keeps bringing this up. It's normal for their species and there are no mortals around to disguise from. Blemmyae shouldn't have to hide who they are, and it is right of them not to.

"Everything is hunky-dorky." I'm sorry, hunky-dorky? Apollo.

"What are you doing?" She's picking up her chia sprouts, can't you see? She can't just leave them around to be captured by the guards.

"But here, instead of animals, the cages held people." Woah, okay, this got dark quick. "In the center of the room was a metal post with iron hooks and chains--the sort of place where one could fasten slaves for inspection before sale." Aaaand it got darker still. This was not something I expected to see in a PJO book. Okay.

"they turned my holy island of Delos into the region's biggest slave market . . . correct that situation, slaughtering twenty thousand Romans in the process. But I mean, come on. They had it coming." One of the few times I'll say Apollo's endorsement of mass murder was justified. If you defend slavery, whatever negative karma falls upon you is righteous.

"The boys tried to stand without success." How long have they been in here? "launched herself through the hole, and gracefully somersaulted" I'm gonna guess she's been here less than a day if she still has that energy. Or could it be the blessing of Artemis?

"I guessed the plight of Lester Papadopoulos was known among the Hunters." Oh right, they would know from Artemis. Again, where's Artemis through all this? Is she not allowed to contact Apollo? Is she being punished, too?

"I suspect your comrades have arrived." Wait, are we actually gonna see the Hunters today? Yippeeeeeee

"They've been on a hunger strike." Oh, that's daring of them. I wonder who they are and what their backstories are. They sound like they might be significant.

"I"m Hunter Kowalski" You... I'm not going to say anything.

"but one was a dracaena." Sssssarah!!!

"he looked like a teak warrior brought to life through the craft of Hephaestus." Teak is a tree, so, like, a wooden figurine brought to life. Like Pinocchio. "Tattooed on his right shoulder was . . . a double-bladed ax." Demigod. This one's a demigod. "stepped out slowly and gracefully" No, no, no. Whenever someone does that walk, you know they're the enemy.

"a young girl" I was starting to think Georgina would never show up! "She was large for her age--about Leo's size" That's not large. What you have right there is a giant seven year old. I'm thinking she might be the kid of a Germani. That aside, we found Festus!

Someone in this room, one of the prisoners released, is going to die. One of them definitely is. It can't be Georgina because the plot isn't setting up to hurt Jo or Emmie. It's not TD&H Jamie 'cause he isn't significant to the heroes' side. If he does die, it's not going to be an emotional death. It could be Hunter the Hunter, but a bunch of Hunters already died in The Blood of Olympus, so doing it again would risk being repetitive. Not out of the question, though. It's probably going to be one of the mysterious hunger strike boys whose names we haven't even got yet. They act like they might be brothers, and if they are, that raises their chances of death by about 200%. It's almost expected that one sibling should die whenever two are introduced, or any pair of two people, really. Castor, Bianca, Silena... I'm honestly shocked Travis Stoll went to college instead of dying. Maybe he gets special beta reader privileges. (Travis Stoll was named after one of the beta readers of the original books. It would probably be rude to kill his character.) Anyway, one or both of these two boys is going to be dead by the end of the book, mark my words.

[oh-great-authoress]

@batmantaking-hobbits2gallifrey

The Bard is At It again!*

For a full breakdown of the new rules, check here

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[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

The worst trauma comes from those who you love

[hinamie]

mentor

[moncuries]

guess what i watched on new years (a redraw kind of)

[cozylittleartblog]

not that we didn't already Know belos was full of shit, but it's even funnier knowing the titan was still alive the whole time and probably judging him

[panthermouthh]

“Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust?”