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[anonymouscheeses]

CHAGGIE AND RAGAPOM OUTFIT SWAP PLSSSSSSSS PLS PLS PLS PLS🙏😍

(-your old buddy old pal)

U asked this twice pookie 😒 /h

I did the swap based on the person they share the most personality with and not what they would actually wear. Charlie would definitely pick the jester outfit lmao

First meet under cut vvvvvvvv

It's the slutty goth-coded outfit that made Pomni guess that.

[runwhileyoucan]

Going crazy in this corner

[retrokid616]

me hearing all of pike and scalans devorce's like

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Child Danny by degree of the eyeguys to have him at peak power for the future but he somehow gets forced to live with Wes Weston.

Wes forced to adopt Danny is the funniest shit. Spent his life trying to out the guy now hes legally responsible for the guy. Whos very smug for someone who can’t even use the coffee pot.

Danny isnt too happy to be forced back to a 6 year old. His new slightly more emotional body is maybe acting out a little ok sue him.

Wes is now so torn between finally being able to prove himself right and keeping his now ?child? Safe.

Danny btw still denies being anything but a normal guy.

[wallterthetall]

WALLTER I WILL GIVE U MANY FLOWERS BECAUSE U NEED TO BE LOVED 😿😿

I appreciate the kind gesture, though I don't believe it is necessary-!

[loveeari]

imagine harry decides to open a coffee shop in diagon alley just for funsises and everyone including his frieds are so confused like bro i thought you were gonna became an auror?? and harry's just like nah homie i wanna make my silly little drinks and bake cute shit and deal with my ptsd from being a child soilder. so the coffee shop get's more and more popular and it's called like marauders coffee or smth im not good with naming and people go cuz boy-who-lived shi and then one day sleep deprived draco malfoy slugishly walks in and who does he see his enemy??? in a cute barista outfit with a bright grin saying, "welcome to m"insert name" what can I get for you" and draco's just like HUH?!

[miraswebpage]

me and my friends were talking about how lamperts mark and wallters child of devorce let's go mark and wallter parent hcs + general hcs

sorry if primarily mark whoops

lampert is scared of grey stuff but gets some for wallter whenever he sees it in stores

mark is the dad to take you to home depot and keep you there for like two hours as he looks at tools

mark also thinks that home depot is better for building things and lowe's is good for home appliances so it's usually a four hour trip to both and the only break lamp gets is going to the light isle

mark promised chipotle after

anyways back to wallter, wallter takes walks with lampert and observes all the concrete he can find

wallter lives in a city and mark lives in a suburb and it's a thirty minute elevator trip between both of the households

mark FUCKS UP a grill autism be dammed my wooden mannequin can grill

he can't cook for shit aside from that though he goes to the family dollar frozen food isle for everything

wallter can cook really good I wouldn't be surprised if he had some sorta food related degree alongside a architecture one

mark and wallter have a shared enjoyment for HGTV and house hunters

wallter watches hallmark movies and eats up the copy and pasted plot every time it's a guilty pleasure and by proxy of being in the room every time he has one on lampert can tell exactly when the final conflict is about to happen (1hr 35 mins)

anyways those were my headcanons I do give credit to @/verae for the lowes thing

[pinardenizs]

YARGI 3.07

[darlenicy]

After reading a post of @earthfairysstuff about Stella and Sky, something came to my mind: We get to know Stella as carefree and flirtatious. Her passion is fashion (that's a rhyme lol) and she is crazy about boys. And this outgoing temper has a reason: she tries to enjoy the time until she has to fulfil her dutiful life as a princess as best as possible. She knows that once the time has come she'll be in a gilded cage with duties she will have to fulfill.

Once the time has come to become the official crown princess she will have to marry someone for political reasons. That's why she flirts so much with the boys. Because there will be a time where such a behaviour is forbidden.

She loves fashion because she can express herself through it. She wears whatever she likes be it cropped or miniskirt or both. Because there will be a time she'll have to wear formal dresses and only formal dresses.

She tries to enjoy her life and taste every bit of it before she'll be chained. And Radius and Luna don't want to harm Stella with this. It's the fate of a princess and they know it. And Stella knows it too. One day she won't be free anymore.

[allyendergirl]

When Olivia Rodrigo said “Because girls your age know better” I just think of my mom who started dating my father before she graduated high school and he was 24.

[moonlightduelist]

people who are super invested in celebrity relationships are kinda lame as hell except if it’s about matt damon and ben affleck then it’s cool.

[sunshine-zenith]

The clip I saw years ago on twitter featured Ballister and Ambrosius as kids running across field at night and then looking at the stars and Ballister looking at the other with soulful eyes. They were both around the same age/height though.

Turns out I'm a sucker for poor orphans who have had each others' backs since forever and fall in world-shattering love because I was happy to see that this is what Jonathan/Mina is too.

I think I found it (or something close) — it’s clearly early footage, with lil Nimona and Some Blond Kid (deffo not Ambrosius or Ballister, since this kid is white, and I’m guessing from other test footage I’ve seen that both were made POC pretty early on). That said, it’s so easy to imagine Ballister and Ambrosius sneaking out of the institute orphanage late at night, taking a few moments to just be normal kids — laughing at the thrill of their little rebellion, for once free from the other kids looking for targets to take their pain out on. Amb promising that when/if his parents return (because they will, Ballister, I know they will), they’ll take Ballister with them. Amb could never leave him behind, no matter what. And Ballister, young but still old enough to remember his father just giving him away, can’t help but smile at this hope and strength of belief, can’t help but take this promise of no matter what to heart

Also asjismhxoslwjydhehvru that Jonmina-Ballister/Ambrosius parallel

[thedegu]

One of the funniest things I've ever done for a PC is for my elf-beastkin pf2e wizard Rossien. He's 435 years old, he's been married and divorced.

Now he met his ex and was married within two years, so for an elf, a shotgun wedding

They were only married for five years before divorcing.

two elves

Who are both 300+ years old

met married and divorced within a seven-year period

[that-random-outsider]

So someone just sent me this

Istg it's incredible

[valeriannnn]

people I’d like to get to know better

Thanks for the tag, @anneapocalypse!

Last Song Listened To: Day9 is doing a Starcraft month of videos since Bobby Kotick is no longer at Blizzard (it is fine if you dont know what any of that means) which i am THRILLED about and also now i am listening to terran music again

Currently Watching: Aside from all the new day9 vids, I'm also working my way through lilindigestion's game playthroughs after i saw his outer wilds supercut and really enjoyed his commentary

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy?: Sweet > Spicy > Savory but combinations are best \o/

Relationship Status: single

Current Obsession: FFXIV also. i have had a hell of a week this monday and had to think really hard about my catboys to get myself through it

[nighttimepatrons]

i just want orome to go with the noldor to middle earth. they are his elves whom he loves.