#DENMARK PLEASE!!!!

[useless-denmarkfacts]

University of Copenhagen: *Builds campus hub on the literal water*

Campus Hub: *has mold*

University of Copenhagen:

[ingravinoveritas]

Another clip of David being interviewed by the Scottish lady and saying he might not wear pants (underwear) to the BAFTAs and I need to lie down...

[galerymod]

Let’s Buy California from Trump – Denmark’s Next Big Adventure

‘Have you ever looked at a map and thought, ‘Denmark needs more sun, palm trees and roller skates’? Well, we have a unique opportunity to make this dream come true.’

»Måke Califørnia Great Ægain«

Be an investor in democracy, with a level playing field for all, health insurance, labour law, a 30-hour week, and Lego land, the new amusement park in the middle of California.

Let America hope for a little more freedom, equality and fraternity in California, where it all begins.

mod

[ladywaterfall]

I for one support my danish neighbours buying California

[mosimyri]

The queen, tending to the flowers

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Oil on paper

[nanami-is-nanamean]

OKAY SO--

I was watching a fakemon video about pancakes, and as it reached the end, it showed a list of pancakes they havent turned into pokemon. Fascinated, I paused the video to check what pancakes they hadnt turned into fakemon and LO AND BEHOLD-- danish æbleskiver, which are basically danish pancakes

Filled to the brim with "nanami is part danish" brain rot, i punched it into google and OH MY GOD--

HRAJHDKSHDSJFJSNF-- THEY LOOK LIKE LITTLE TAKOYAKIS

Augh, now i can just imagine gojo coming home to the sight of his beautiful husband cooking something in a large takoyaki pan. I can see him begin to brighten in delight in some homecooked takoyaki and other japanese streetfoods like yakitori, dango, jaga butter, and more.

But as nanami smiles and puts the little balls on his plate, instead of reaching for some savory takoyaki sauce and bonito flakes, kento instead reaches for some powdered sugar and jam. Nanami slowly feeds him the pastry, and AUGH i can just imagine how Gojo would brighten at the burst of sweetness in his mouth. The tart berries from the jam, the pillowy and pancakey softness of the balls, and the deliciousness that comes from nanamis heart. You bet ur ass that gojos definitely gonna urge him to make more after this :))

[aphfroghat]

Courtly love den x nyo nor.

[ifindus]

The Battle of Hjørungavåg - for the Mythtalia March by @hwsevents

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"Never have Danes held such a battle with Norwegians, not before nor since" - Fagrskinna.

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The battle of Hjørungavåg took place outside the Norwegian coast in the year 986, and was a sea battle between an invading Danish army and a defending Norwegian one. It was a battle of great national significance as the ruling Earl Håkon defended the country against the Danish King Svein Tjugeskjegg aided by the Joms Vikings, who wanted to take control over Norway and christen it.

The battle begun after some farmers tricked the Danes into believeing Earl Håkon only had 2-3 ships with him. They charged forth and got surprised by 50 ships lying in wait for them.

It was a fierce battle, and despite the element of surprise, the Norwegians suffered heavy losses early on. Most of the losses were with Earl Håkon, who fought against Svein Tjugeskjegg, a fight so intense that he had to shed his chainmail as it had become torn apart by all the weapons hitting him. Håkon's sons Eirik and Svein Håkonson fought against the Joms Vikings, Eirik saving his brother. This is when the battle turns.

Suddenly, a terrifying storm hits, with fierce waves of hail. The storm seemed almost magic and supernatural, and on the side of the Norwegians. Had the pagans used dark magic? It is said that Earl Håkon had sacrificed his 7 year old son Erling in a ritual for victory (probably false). The Earls of Lade had a connection to the female godess and spirit Torgerd Hølgebrud, who was called on whenever the family was in need. She came along with her sister and other valkyries on horses with bows and arrows, sending hail towards their enemies.

Torgerd is interpreted as an ancient fertility spirit, and these spirits are also connected with a warrior aspect. They protected certain families and are some of the oldest creatures in the pre-Christian Norse religion.

The supernatural warrior spirits was a convenient excuse for why Svein Tjugeskjegg fled the battle; it was impossible to fight against gods and trolls. It also supported the savage ways of the pagan religion.

As Svein flees, he leaves the Joms Vikings behind to be captured by the Earls. They were about to be executed by beheading, but one of them managed to get a hold of the sword and chop the head off the man about to kill him. Eirik Håkonson is impressed by this and grants them their freedom.

[ambivalent-amphibian]

disclosing i was still kind of am a hetalian so doodle dump i never posted and might as well-

fem usuk and nyotalia my beloved ft. yuri hands haha get it (i know, in the fantasy dood, fae!alice is missing her wings but i'm so redrawing that one -someday)

maddie williams i <3 u

fem pruhun sillies and denfin (one of my fav rarepairs -come on, santa and the lego man having drinking contests and playful loving times as equals??? what a missed op)

if i wasn't missing spapru, canromano and frrus, the set would be complete, but i never did them justice :(

also yeah most of these are usuk but i never saw them as related/familial in any shape or form (and most of these aren't nationverse anyway), so please dni if you ship them as siblings, parent-child or as guardian/charge.

[anotherscrappile]

Reblog game time! Imagine a person who is considering moving to your country. Tell me in the tags one reason they should move there & one reason they shouldn’t.

[pedripics]

pedri looked exhausted

i am not surprised and he's off for two weeks with the devil himself now

[statementofjoespookie]

come on barbie let's go party

OG

[estoned-png]

ik that Denmark/Estonia (Hetalia) tag on ao3 hate to see me coming

[wimbledonstrawberry]

👑

[mutedtempest]

I got a job in late December and love it, but it's very few hours and my expected pay for the month is a little over 3000dkk. My rent is 9200dkk, so I still need some help. I wasn't able to pay last month's since I simply didn't have the money, so I'm also 9200dkk in debt to my landlord.

The University of Copenhagen confirmed today that they finally sent my transcript to the school in the US, but didn't tell me how, and with PostNord being what it is it could take another month or more for it to get there. I'm still applying to jobs every day and trying to break into the online English teaching market, but it's incredibly saturated right now.

I swear I'm trying! Anyone that knows of any jobs that could possibly cover expenses, PLEASE let me know!

[artthatgivesmefeelings]

Felix Maurice Charpentier (French, 1858-1924) Shooting Star, 1901 Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Copenhagen, Denmark