#DC Rp

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

i Have no Idea How This Man is and I Think he May be Me

[clownscangotohell]

So we all wanna get rid of heart maybe we should like. Work together. Share notes or somethin. I dunno this just seems like the best way to do maximum damage.

@t4ct1c4l-fluk3 @eldrich-egg-child @corvidae-clockwork @mr-cobblepot @r1ddle-m3-th1s

@theredhoodofgotham you want in?

@stephanie-spoiler I handed off some of the evidence to you (if you got my chalk message)

[irl-batsignal]

If i were to ever be in a d&d campaign i'd roll for seduction every chance i get. That chest? Rolling for seduction. That door? Seduction. That whole ass dragon boss? Fuck, call me Donkey from shrek cause I'm rolling for seduction.

[itsconstantinebitch]

Do I want to get pregnant again? No, not really.

Do I want to try to get pregnant? Yes, that sounds like a lot of fun, actually.

@kingisshark

[instinct-wild-dc-irl]

@super-clark

.....Did this actually happen?

Nice rope

[imbatman-imtired]

*Turns you into a werewolf*

What the fuck am I right now

[dickgraysonfr]

So, I ate some food right? Well, now I'm nauseous. For like an hour now🧍🏻‍♂️

[just-a-ghost-watcher]

( You Get a text )

come to BIG jim`s bar

I Know Its not open

But come in

i Want to show you Something

and No NEED do bring Your Own Gun

ok?

…..PS Dont tell Le Cops

@henchmen4hiresmiley

...kay.....

[winged-demons-and-co]

Ah, Raphael we should--

*sigh* Fine

I order them

Today I learned that Juniper will wear hair clips.

[super-clark]

Everybody wants my DNA but nobody wants me.

[mr-cobblepot]

*with shaky hands Ren decides to call Oz. she's been hearing people in the facility talking about how someone had died and now they're gonna be under attack and wanted to know what was wrong. she tried her best to force through the pain and talk as normally as she could*

Oz?....everything ok?...hear scary things....dead?....under attack?

@stargazertheofficial

*oswald was very stressed and angry when he got the call and took a sigh before answering. This was not what he was expecting to be doing, he was supposed to be just killing these people and not caring. That was his job*

“Hey little penguin, I’m okay it’s okay..just some things happened and you’ll be coming home soon, swear you will.”

[timblrdrake]

Your dad just gave a random reporter a 200k watch. What in the bribery is happening there?

… he’s so extra

firstly, clark isn’t just a random reporter, they’re best friends.

and secondly, it would take a lot more to buy him, he’s got journalistic integrity of steel

[en-esprit-de-corps]

Join👏the👏Goonion👏 (First Universal Henchman’s Union) Seriously, Todd will hook you up with healthcare, insurance, dental, everything you need. They even cover childcare.

HELPFUL TIPS FOR THE HENCHPEOPLE OF GOTHAM

The buddy system exists for a reason

If you see two vigilantes having sex on a rooftop, do NOT take the opportunity to sneak up on them

Riddler is a little bit gay for Batman

Joker is a little bit gay for Batman

Catwoman is a little bit gay for Batman

Two-Face and Batman are divorced

Azrael is a little bit gay for Batman

Working for Penguin has the best benefits and he is the least likely to kill his own employees

Do NOT call him Penguin to his face

If they wear a cape, they have a praise kink. This can be exploited.

Be careful taking work from anyone with a doctorate. That maniac willingly went through graduate school

Don't forget to look up

[two-face-same-place]

After roughly an hour Ed made it to where Harvey had told him. He looked around frantically and starts digging in the rubble and even cutting up his hands.

After a little bit of work and time he found Harvey and pulled on his arm. “God, Harvey!” He huffed and kept pulling on him to get him out.

Harvey is thoroughly covered in blood as he’s pulled out. He groans in agony as he’s pulled out. “Hey, doll.” he says with a weak smile “Fancy seeing you here” he grits his teeth as he’s pulled out further

[drake-wayne-enterprise]

I'm feeling violent!! How SILLY of me!!!