#DC Rp

[imbatman-imtired]

I’m doing more kids quotes. It’s fun.

“Holy ‘that man has the wildest haircut i’ve ever seen and a chainsaw oh my god that’s a chainsaw’ Batman!!”

- Dick Grayson at 12 after fighting a man with a chainsaw @grayson-on-the-chandelier @dickgraysonfr

“I will kill you *look directly at me then back at the villain* …later”.

- Jason Todd at 25 to Condiment King after being blasted with relish @jason-t0dd

“Is that a harmless civilian? No you fucking idiot that’s a man with a gun”

- Timothy Drake at 16 talking to Dick Grayson after he implied the villain was harmless @sleep-deprived-tim

“Why are you orange shaped?”

- Barabara Gordon at 17 talking to Penguin. @babsggordon

“Confetti!! Please die of natural causes faster.”

- Stephanie Brown at 12 talking to a very rude old man at a gala

“You grimy, red, idiotic, evil, McDonald’s chicken nugget shaped, Riddler wannabe, sad sack, ass necked, hillbilly fuck.”

- Duke Thomas at 18 losing his mind at Jason during monopoly @irl-batsignal

“Please stop hitting on my father. You look like a pencil eraser mixed with my school bus driver.”

- Cassandra Cain at 9 talking to a woman during a gala @cassandra-c-wayne

“This is just like my favorite telenovela. Tell me more.”

- Damian Wayne at 8 to me after I told him about a woman who spilled her whole life story to me @damian-al-ghul-wayne @feral-damian-wayne

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

R1ddl3r updat3s

So um…about me not being gay…umm yeah…got over that.

[dickgraysonfr]

Uughhh my stomach hurts...

[f-spring]

I be getting the best ideas ever, too,, like wdym I can't go outside past 11 in case I run into a fucking nutcase

it's so fucked up you cant start working on your life at 3 am. when it most matters

[timblrdrake]

girl help i hyperfixated too hard and became a middle child

[first-boy-wonder]

Holy fuck. Your dad is a furry! - 🥩

!???????

i made a poll for this :>

[gotham-city-animal-shelter]

Onto one of our next available pets, first we have Damian! Named for one of Gotham's active animal lovers, Damian Wayne, it only felt fitting. With Damian we have Jon, named for Damian's friend, Jonathan Kent! @superiorwayne @damian-al-ghul-wayne @jon-superboy-kent @jonathan-s-kent

The two are a bonded pair, so we encourage for them to be adopted together rather than separated!

Dami is a female black domestic shorthair who is about five months old. She is a rambunctious and lively cat who is sure to bring a bit of chaos and fun to her new home. She gets along well with other cats, although we are unsure of her opinion on children and dogs.

And with Dami, we have Jon, a ginger tabby! Most of the staff have come to call her Jonny. She's a loveable thing, who positively clings to Dami as much as she can! Similarly to Dami, we're unsure how well she gets along with children and dogs.

[wally-south]

GASP

I want mini donkeys

[two-face-same-place]

@imbatman-imtired Please don’t hunt my boyfriend for sport or let others do so.

Asking nicely so you might consider it.

[spencerwayne-todd]

Keeping up with the Waynes

(Duke got jumped, and everyone wonders why.)

Duke: So then, he tied me up and that's when you got the ping to my location.

Damian: And you were in costume, not civilian identity.

Duke: ...Yeah?

Damian: Why did you not stab him?

Duke: Because I didn't have a knife on me?

Damian, glaring daggers at him: You absolute disgrace to the family name.

[best-detective-since-sherlock]

*cough cough*

[imbatman-imtired]

More kids quotes because they are in high demand.

“You look like B’s sleep paralysis demon.”

- Dick Grayson at 10 talking to Joker @grayson-on-the-chandelier @dickgraysonfr

“Please just die. I’m not allowed to kill you so do it for me.”

- Jason Todd at 8 talking to Penguin. @jason-t0dd @theredhoodofgotham

“Damn!! Sorry, you are so ugly. XOXO.”

- Timothy Drake at 16 talking to Lex Luthor @sleep-deprived-tim

“B, I want to go home. I’m very tired and everyone in here smells like cheese.”

- Stephanie Brown at 11 during a WE meeting. @spoilerpurple

“¿Que es eso? You’re blowing up Gotham cause a some lady hurt you poor little feelings? You smell like toe jam. Of course she turned you down.”

- Barbara Gordon at age 15 to some random guy who set off a bomb @babsggordon

“Acid reflux tastes better than whatever the fuck this is.”

- Casandra Caine at age 19 after eating food prepared by Lex Luthor at a gala event @cassandra-c-wayne

“Somebody once told me you smell like macaroni, please go take shower, get off my bed.”

- Duke Thomas at age 16 sung to the toon “all star” at Timothy Drake after he got home from patrol @irl-batsignal

“Oh my god! My last fuck! I-It’s flying away! I-I’m starting to not care!”

- Damian Wayne at 13 to Joker @damian-al-ghul-wayne @feral-damian-wayne

Honorable mentions:

“No more pancakes for a month. You starch addicted fool.”

- Alfred Pennyworth at age ‘awesome’ to Dick Grayson after to threw a plate at me

“Bad vibes. *stabs the villain”

- Bat-Bunni to random goon @bat-bunni

“Die die die die- *looks at me* hurt hurt hurt hurt hurt.”

- Jim Gordon at 38 aggressively shooting at Clayface

[bludhavens-finest]

It’s either been a suspiciously long time since anything horrible happened to me, or Bruce gave me too much of his paranoia

[evelyn-smith-aka-melty]

I don't really agree with it but whatever.

@irl-batsignal @anonymous-bastard @gothamite-firefighter-rr @best-detective-since-sherlock

Which fruit are you? Find out here!

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[dickgraysonfr]

My stomach hurts again ughhhh😭