#DC Rp

[murderistaken]

if you avoid everything about Gotham waters, it’s actually pretty good! It’s kinda like a kinda green slushy that can give you diseases!

[spencerwayne-todd]

Keeping up with the Waynes:

Me: I love my husband. I love him more than anything else in the damn universe. I would die for him. I HAVE died for him.

*Camera pans to sleeping Jason on couch*

Me: I love taking care of him. He's so adorable when he sleeps. *covers him with blanket*

Me: HOWEVER. He ate the last of my sprinkle doughnuts this morning. *Kisses his forehead*

Me: This means war. *Opens sharpie*

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

Opinions on Alfred the Cat getting tumblr 🐈‍⬛

Absolutely one of my favorite tumblr accounts to ever exist if you did not know.

[spencerwayne-todd]

This is very Duke Thomas coded...

[basically-bernard]

*several pictures of Stray in his Halloween costume in different poses*

- @stray-tim

(Ooc: I can't draw, but he did promise pictures, so we're gonna have to use our imagination for this one xD)

Oh! You look amazing! Hope you had fun!

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[saves pictures]

[the-blueprint-robin]

@brucewayne-offic please stop spamming tim, hes been through enough. let the poor kid rest for gods sake. he just needs some time, stop being an overbearing parent, bruce.

[spencerwayne-todd]

Whoops. Oh well, on with life.

Red Hood!Jason: I'm gonna kill the Joker but make it seem like an accident.

later

Robin!Tim, to Batman: It looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and then placed a banana peel by his feet.

[birdyoncetoldme]

do you have any moral compass left?

-🪷

Nahhh, I pawned it for cash.

[spencerwayne-todd]

Keeping up with the Waynes:

Steph: BATLINGS!!! We have come to bestow good news and great joy upon all of us this Christmas season.

Dick: That's right! We have convinced Bruce and Alfred to allow us to decorate the mansion the holidays this year!

Jason: Why, exactly, would we be happy about that?

Steph: BECAUSE, being in charge of decorating also means that we are in charge of what decorations go up. *smiles evilly*

Dick: Steph, no. NO

Steph: It's time for mistlefoe, baby!

Everyone but Dick: MISTLEFOE!!!!!!

Dick, curling into fetal position, crying: No. Not again. Please, God no!

Tim: *pats Dick consolingly*

Later, while watching the others (try) to decorate:

Me, to Cass: It's not even Thanksgiving.

Cass: *nods*

[sleep-deprived-tim]

I have found out I can posses things! It's actually really fun!

[redtimbrs]

Hah that's funny I love this

Tim showing up to Wayne Manor aged 13 wearing a t shirt saying "I'm not the step Robin I'm the Robin that stepped up"

[h3llblazer]

Yo I already found three children of yours

@w3atherboy @jillconstantinw @alessia-knox

N o p e- neeever seen those kids in my life-..okay maybe the second one but she is most definitely not from my earth. None of those are from my earth.

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

You and Jon are caught under the mistletoe together.

What’re you doing?

Ask Jonathan to play Cheese Vikings or Resident Evil with me.

I fear if he denies my request, I will deck him underneath the mistletoe instead of a kiss on the cheek.

[redtimbrs]

Dick has the perfect body to be a ballet dancer and like he actively chooses not to be one? Same with the gymnastics thing. Like Dick you could do so much more-

[spencerwayne-todd]

He hadn't slept in days.

Bruce: Can you come out?

Tim: Okay, gimme a minute.

Tim: Bruce, I’m bi.

Bruce: I know that, son. I meant come out to the Batmobile.

Tim: Batmobile, I’m bi.