#DAP ME UP

[crazystarr]

TWO POSTS HIT 100 NOTES LETS GOOOOOOOO (mvc ryu cyclops dap up image used as refference)

[raccoon-ingot]

Reblog to dap him up.

[potatoofluck]

Charlie slimeciccle?!?! Did this when I was in my dsmp phase lol but I still love him ❤

[annoyance-for-u]

Wassup carl

[emosyzoth]

They call him Butch not cause it's his name but because he is one. Also that's his name

[meowmeowexe]

Hey. Hey english teacher. You're not slick.

[forsoobado137]

Recently got dragged back into the fandom and I like your take on the reveal stuff! I always had a soft spot for em, and I was wondering what other headcanons you had for America? Or maybe if you see him as this unshippable character that's just a bro to everyone lol

America was literally MADE for fame. He loves making public appearances, being on TV, and posting on social media. He's always doing something crazy, whether it be climbing the Statue of Liberty, or trying to build a rocket in his backyard.

America makes all kinds of posts. They usually involve memes, comics, superhero shows, dangerous stunts, or jokes about trending topics. His instagram is a mix between "Official pictures", gym pics, parties, and selfies with other nations. Whenever he posts a picture with England, it's a common trend to find England's POV on his instagram and compare the two contrasting attitudes.

He also has a cooking series on YouTube and Tiktok (That Canada usually co-stars in). It's basically become a matter of "Which foreign dish will he bastardize this week?" He's a good cook, but everything he makes is extremely American. A lot of his other videos involve him trying to rope Canada into trying a dumb challenge together. America also does viral dances. He thinks those videos are popular because people like his dance skills. But they're actually popular because he's a hottie. He's completely oblivious to that fact.

America is so meme-ified that it's a little jarring to see him carrying out official duties. There are some people who tweeted stuff like "Why is Alfred with Obama?!" before realizing he's literally the NP and not just a funny American dude. I imagine this has always been the case, like when America fought in WWI, people were like "Oh damn I see you".

As for your last sentence, you're kinda right 🤣 I personally see him as aromantic. But also see him as someone who enjoys getting laid, so I ship him in that way. But I'm not telling you who I ship him with because it's a secret shhhh...

[mch3ll3]

[quackurucho]

once ccharlie is familiar with the concept of humanoid hygiene and why its important to people hes constantly fussing over cquackity and extra analytical over how he looks and when they’re together he’ll just start prodding at him like untangling his hair or wings or scraping built up dirt off his skin & cquackity kinda hates it just because he doesnt want slime to worry about him or feel like he has to maintain him but ccharlie rlly just loves it because he loves thinking about cquackity over anything else and taking care of him . a thing about it is slimes most definitely have no concept of looking after themselves because their whole thing is getting all over other stuff and meshing with the land, so cquackity is literally the only reason ccharlie would care about health and hygeine

[plushiebi]

hearing nonblack ppl use aave is so irritating esp when they use it incorrectly….. but i can’t lie sometimes they say some shit that sounds so wild it has me scream laughing

[the-bastard-box]

[ staring at the goat god. he is in fact terrified ]

The bastard smiled, showing off her fangs.

“Well hello there, Teddybear. How can I help you?”

@spank-off-ski

[chasedeys]

a little ja'marr x najee interaction!!

[oddvanilla]

Help me I'm in school rn waiting for my dad to pick me up..today was fun I guess it's just that my wife is ABSENT bc she forgot to sign up..and my other bsf is on her period so I can't act goofy because everytime I use my rizz she's like "get away from me" and I'm not pissed off but I miss my WIFE☹️☹️ like I want my kisses and hugs and the other mf is acting like she's allergic to me 😞😞also my English teacher is so corny. Like girl bye. Bro she made us do a public speaking activity where you just talk about urself ig and I love public speaking and crap but I just want my friends to look at meee like I NEED attention or I'll collapse. plus lots of my actual friends that I hang out with in lunch are younger than me cause I'm scared of the older kids and seniors but like. Everyone is absent. I had to sit with the new kids and get familiar with the faces and all because if I want to be student council president like last year I need to try at least 🙏 this new girl named ASIA that me and my bsf can't shut up about because we're like "AWH was Europe and Africa taken??" Like HELP why. But in my defense she kept saying my name wrong like she insisted that Reine was pronounced "rain-eee" WHAT?? Im still saving the seat for my bbg tho I miss her SM she was just at my house like 2 days ago but like. I miss physical touch so bad. Plus I know my other bsf is chill but the entire time she's like suffering,, the last thing she would want is a hug from me... which I understand but STILL. PLS get me out of here I want my friends and my wife and a non corny English teacher omfg I hate her SM already how will I survive the year with her. Also some dude randomly paid me to ask the English teacher if she's pregnant. Ma'am every English teacher ever is pregnant like wtf are y'alls husbands doing 🤦‍♀️ turns out she IS and also like 2 months in... Anyways uhm rant post yeah I swear I'm not mad I just feel tired and need a hug and probably a kiss on the cheek thank u

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

Drunk history except it’s the bad batch (+Phee + Cody) getting Tech drunk and having him explain things

[limethechef]

How I feel talking to the bro a full foot shorter than me (I require a microscope to see him)

[saltybean03]