#DAP ME UP

[raccoon-ingot]

Reblog to dap him up.

[floralcavern]

I’ll never forget the time a guy asked me to dap him up and I didn’t know what that was, so when he held out his hand, confused, I awkwardly shook his hand.

[kyngsnake]

godDAMN huskie and avery are rlly gonna have to fight over whos the bigger manwhore 😭😭

why we gotta pit two bad bitches up against each other

[potatoofluck]

Charlie slimeciccle?!?! Did this when I was in my dsmp phase lol but I still love him ❤

[emosyzoth]

They call him Butch not cause it's his name but because he is one. Also that's his name

[elairetexe]

Hey. Hey english teacher. You're not slick.

[mch3ll3]

[virtualplushy]

hearing nonblack ppl use aave is so irritating esp when they use it incorrectly….. but i can’t lie sometimes they say some shit that sounds so wild it has me scream laughing

[the-bastard-box]

[ staring at the goat god. he is in fact terrified ]

The bastard smiled, showing off her fangs.

“Well hello there, Teddybear. How can I help you?”

@spank-off-ski

[oddvanilla]

Help me I'm in school rn waiting for my dad to pick me up..today was fun I guess it's just that my wife is ABSENT bc she forgot to sign up..and my other bsf is on her period so I can't act goofy because everytime I use my rizz she's like "get away from me" and I'm not pissed off but I miss my WIFE☹️☹️ like I want my kisses and hugs and the other mf is acting like she's allergic to me 😞😞also my English teacher is so corny. Like girl bye. Bro she made us do a public speaking activity where you just talk about urself ig and I love public speaking and crap but I just want my friends to look at meee like I NEED attention or I'll collapse. plus lots of my actual friends that I hang out with in lunch are younger than me cause I'm scared of the older kids and seniors but like. Everyone is absent. I had to sit with the new kids and get familiar with the faces and all because if I want to be student council president like last year I need to try at least 🙏 this new girl named ASIA that me and my bsf can't shut up about because we're like "AWH was Europe and Africa taken??" Like HELP why. But in my defense she kept saying my name wrong like she insisted that Reine was pronounced "rain-eee" WHAT?? Im still saving the seat for my bbg tho I miss her SM she was just at my house like 2 days ago but like. I miss physical touch so bad. Plus I know my other bsf is chill but the entire time she's like suffering,, the last thing she would want is a hug from me... which I understand but STILL. PLS get me out of here I want my friends and my wife and a non corny English teacher omfg I hate her SM already how will I survive the year with her. Also some dude randomly paid me to ask the English teacher if she's pregnant. Ma'am every English teacher ever is pregnant like wtf are y'alls husbands doing 🤦‍♀️ turns out she IS and also like 2 months in... Anyways uhm rant post yeah I swear I'm not mad I just feel tired and need a hug and probably a kiss on the cheek thank u

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

Drunk history except it’s the bad batch (+Phee + Cody) getting Tech drunk and having him explain things

[ofbardsandmen]

this interaction finally happened in game and it's looking very familiar.

[gemwolfz]

valentines day reference??? how do frog kiss??????? FROG FLIRTING??????????????????????

girodoro pic referenced from a ych sample that had a big watermark on it saying "NOT A BASE!!" and then was reposted on reddit with the caption "comment one of these poses and a ship and i'll draw it ^_^". just wanted to take note of that because i think its a fascinating situation

[ace-apple]

dying over slime putting himself in a hole with elquackity standing over it and his entire chat immediately goes insane with flashbacks. great job everyone we all share one braincell

[wispythreads]

I don't trust North we disagree on literally almost everything why does me attempting to still be a civil human being with the basics of decency lock Markus and her into a romance what the heck

[crabs-brencil]

just realised that cyberlife androids could technically like, dap eachother up in order to exchange information