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This shit ain’t nothin to me man

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

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Skrunkly

WHAT KINDA CAT ARE YOUR MUTUALS

I REALLY WANNA SIT HERE AMD GO THROUGH TAGGING EVERYONE BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW SO I’LL DO SO TOMORROW!!!

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people in my phone that like my reblogs and posts I love u

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if only i could use my art skills for good

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n’est pas bon…

Je pense qu’elle besoin aide

Today's Seal Is: Melted....

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💪💪💪

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How I feel talking to the bro a full foot shorter than me (I require a microscope to see him)

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When you put your phone in your pocket mid-reblog

if I ever have a lot of money i’m gonna carry a bag of little chocolaty treats on my person so if I ever see someone having a bad day I can go up to them and ask them if they want a little chocolatey treat and if they refuse I’ll ask them if they want a little candied treat, revealing a compartment in the bag with various lolly pops. and if they refuses again I hug them because my heart is full of a billion joys because I have more then a hundred thousand dollars and could own a lizard if i really wanted to

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May I acquire 1 chocolate?okooo

B Bv

if I ever have a lot of money i’m gonna carry a bag of little chocolaty treats on my person so if I ever see someone having a bad day I can go up to them and ask them if they want a little chocolatey treat and if they refuse I’ll ask them if they want a little candied treat, revealing a compartment in the bag with various lolly pops. and if they refuses again I hug them because my heart is full of a billion joys because I have more then a hundred thousand dollars and could own a lizard if i really wanted to

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Confession: I view every character in every piece of media as transfem if their gender isn’t importantly something else. Like that’s a cool game you got there? But all the deepe rock galactic dwarves are girls that are packing and eddie brock from venom movies is baby girl. I had 3 hours of sleep and I’m going to kill the sky.

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Tricking, or treating?

delicious malachite kiddo :3

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Let my boy Kurapika be happy, he didn’t deserve any of it

this wouldn't leave my brain. had to get it out

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Trick or Treat!

You can have a little stanced up kitty

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Knew it

Cosplayed once and it was a huge mistake honestly, I now need to look like every character ever

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I don’t fuck with confectionary cooks, they’re their own beasts and they especially shouldn’t get engineering degrees

ITS FUCKING LOAD BEARING?!

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This is so fucking real, 4 hours or 14 of sleep and I still hate my job

Getting enough sleep is a lie made up by big bed