#DAMN they cooked

[onii-pamn]

Can't seem to get him off his mind...

[anyfire]

interview with the vampire, season 1 episode 1: "in throes of increasing wonder" / anne rice, "queen of the damned: part I, chapter 2 - the short happy life of baby jenks and the fang gang"

[sonadowcentral]

Teaser time cuz I’m so close to 30k on TikTok it’s insane

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

"For what it's worth, I was telling the truth when I said I enjoyed working with you"

[Click for better quality]

[nyxchipz]

Tree

[noxcheshire]

Back again with Danny being adopted by other batfam members.

But this time I thought of the absolute comedy of Damian, tiny squirt and five apples tall, deciding that he is now a father to a grown ass teenage Danny.

It was an accident and had never been his intention to adopt another being.

But it had been placed into Damian’s head that in order to be a potential Batman he had to have his own Robin. And the only way to have his own Robin was to have a child, similar to the way that Father would pick up the various children and teenagers amongst them.

Damain had a very specific list of requirements for his potential child-Robin. Danny did not meet any of those requirements, and yet here Damian was having forged papers for the now Daniel Al Ghul-Wayne, and beginning the treacherous affair of introducing his son to the family.

Danny twisted his new shirt sleeve with a frown. It was a nice green silk that complimented the little green that resided in his son’s eyes. Damian wished to bring out the many carefully crafted features of Danny that could match to Damian. Having his eyes pop, wild hair brushed and losing the battle to nervous hands, would have to do.

At least until Damian taught Danny his mother tongue and began the care of his culture and soon to be heritage.

[safe-from-sharp-teeth]

[lilly-of-the-vale]

I think suguru would rather die a million and one times than let you wake up before him and make breakfast. No..YOU DONT understand how important the mornings are for him, you're all still sleepy and warm from the covers, yawning and rubbing your face, and you walk into the kitchen in one of his oversized shirts and cling to his back and mumble out a little "morning..." A.A.A.A..A.A.A..A.A.A.A.A.A.A..A.A. HE LOSES IT!!! HE LOSES HIS MARBLES, the urge to eat you in one bite is no jock to this man, he does let out some of the steam by embarrassing the shit out of UNINTENTIONALLY he would not stop cooing and patting your head and calling you his "sweet baby" eventually you're not as sleepy as before and manage to tell him to cut it out, to which he pouts 🥹🙏

[jazzies-stuff]

Ramshackle dorm line-up!

Had to get these down after seeing so many other people's super cool designs, I love everyone hopping on the halloween gang bandwagon!!!

+ some small interactions

++ height check!

Ok but some sources say Skully is around 195 cm or 6'6 ft tall, so in reality, it's somewhat like this:

Which is just ridiculous, actually.

[yuwuta]

fwb with katsuki feels like an snl skit like you’ve got to be joking with him if you propose that after you two have fucked. hooking up with the boy you’ve known since you were five and then asking to keep it casual between you two is insane. he could bite you, he could threaten to tell shoto (who would pinch you), he could lace your hands together and threaten to drag you both out into heavy traffic if you don’t go out with him, he could just say “get real?” and then proceed to take a nap on top of you for the next four hours, he could flick you on the forehead, he might even cry, he could threaten to tell izuku (who would kick him), he could squish your cheeks between his palms and tell you to stop spewing nonsense, he could threaten to tell his mom (who would pinch the both of you by your ears), he could scream, he probably will bite actually. it doesn’t matter it all ends in him “talking some sense into ya since i clearly fucked your brains out” while he makes you dinner and you agree to go out on a real date tomorrow

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Normal boy spotted.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[eclectic-spaghetti]

(no text alt under the read more)

You ever think about how much food you could get out of just a single Cohozuna? You could feed a village for at least a few days.

[h0nkshroom]

HOW RUDE??

BASED OFF OF MY LAST SILLY COTL STREAM WITH VIEWER FOLLOWERS <3 THEY HATE ME

[boypussysam]

dean reading some smut fics about him and sammy out of curiosity and then becoming super aware of the sexual scenarios they get into.

so he starts avoiding being alone with sam for weeks, calling castiel or simply escaping from the room. he can't even look at his little brother in the eyes because he keeps imagining the faces he would do if he fucked him just like in the fanfics.

at one point it gets ridiculous, so sam gets into dean's computer hoping he wrote something about what's going on with him.

but only finding dozens of open tabs with fics that fans wrote about them. some were pretty soft and cute, but the others kinda bordered on illegality. the only thing they had in common was that they were all liked by the same person: impala67. it was dean's account.

sam couldn't help but read some of them.

now he understood why his brother was avoiding him.

maybe he should confront him about this...

but wait, isn't that how one of the fanfics starts?

[luthqrs]

“I'm not going to explain this entire thing again to another mid-level bureaucrat who can't give me a sufficient answer. Put someone on the damn phone who can authorize what I need.” JENNIFER 'JJ' JAREAU in CRIMINAL MINDS 6x01 | ‘The Longest Night’

[kojitheopossum]

SO SESSION FIVE. HUH .