#DAMN THESE FICTIONAL MEN

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Can I ask for a first time (iykyk) with tenjiku? Where reader is a bit shy at first but man she kinky af on the insideee

Tenjiku x Shy!Virgin!->Kinky!Reader

♡ NSFW, fem reader, fluff kinda, virginity loss obviously, virgin!Shion, soft sex -> kinky shit, rough sex/manhandling, overstimulation, creampie/breeding kink, cum play/cum drinking, daddy kink, saliva/spit play, tongue kissing, size kink/belly bulging, degradation, biting ♡

Characters: Izana, Kakucho, Ran, Rindou, Mucho, Mochi, Shion, Hanma

note: anon you ate real bad with this idea, I'm so sorry I procrastinated so hard with this 😭 I should be ashamed of myself fr

edit: added Hanma for @sayaka-ur-cutie

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Izana (breeding kink)

🎴 Izana is surprisingly gentle at first, he wants to make your first time as pain free as possible. But as soon as he feels you thrusting your hips against his and basically fucking him back, he's gone, eyes rolled back and everything (I believe in extra sensitive!Izana). It also didn't help that you were whining for him not to pull out, the mere thought of cumming inside you had him seeing stars. He spent the rest of the night fucking, filling, and overstimulating you.

Kakucho (cum play)

🩷 Kakucho literally makes the sweetness love to you, and it's not until after that he finds out how freaky you really are. After he pulls out and takes the condom off, he's shocked (and aroused) to see you take it out of his hand and raise it to your lips, swallowing every drop of his cum from it. He's standing there for a solid minute or two just staring at you before finally mustering up the courage to politely ask you if you want more.

Ran (daddy kink)

💜 Ran knows it's your first time, so he's going nice and slow with you...up until you call him daddy. He doesn't even say anything, he just smirks because he knew you were an undercover freak. He starts going slower, trying to make you whine and beg for him. He'll only speed up again if you call him daddy again though.

Rindou (spit play)

🩵 Rindou loves the way you hide your face when he starts fucking you, he thinks it's cute that you're so shy. You're a lot less shy by the time he finds the perfect rhythm though, your hands roaming all over his body as he pounds into your pussy. Eventually your hands find their way to his hair, tangling in his locks and pulling him into a kiss. He thinks it's just a sweet little kiss and it was, until you slipped your tongue in his mouth. He just couldn't help but moan into the kiss before sliding his tongue into your mouth in return. And he definitely picked up on the way you clenched around him when his spit mixed with yours and started dripping down your lips and chin. He found your weakness, so expect him to exploit it to the fullest extent from now on.

Mucho (size kink)

💙 Mucho didn't think much of it when you mentioned how big he was, he knew you were just stating the obvious and probably a little nervous since you were a virgin. But when he kept hearing you say it in between the occasional moan or whimper while he was fucking you, that's when he realized just how much the difference in size turned you on. And he definitely didn't mind, if anything he started doing things to make the size difference more obvious. He grabbed your thighs and pressed your legs closer to your body, making you bend in ways you didn't know you could. He manhandled you, touching you with more force to show off his strength. But his new favorite thing was pressing his hand against the prominent bulge in your tummy, chuckling softly as you moaned and writhed in pleasure underneath him.

Mochi (degradation)

🍡 Mochi knew it was your first time, so he was extra careful not to hurt you...physically anyways. You just looked so cute underneath him, he couldn't help but tease you a little. Whispering dirty praises in your ear, telling you how good of a slut you were for him. He'd totally understand if you weren't into it, but the smile on his face when he felt your pussy gripping him tighter gave away the absolute delight he felt in knowing that you were just as nasty as him.

Shion (biting)

♥️ Shion took his sweet time when he took your virginity, mainly because he was a virgin too and wanted your first time together to be special. He gently thrusted in and out of you with his face buried in the crook of your neck, planting soft kisses all over. All his gentle efforts went out the window when he felt your teeth sinking into his shoulder though. He had an almost visceral reaction to the bite, letting out a gasping moan and gripping your thighs tighter as he slowed down his thrusts, trying desperately not to cum inside you. He didn't know how to react, so he did what his body told him to and gently bit you back, his dick twitching inside you as he heard you let out a soft whimper. You two spent the rest of the night in each other's arms, fucking gently and nipping at each other's skin.

Hanma (rough sex)

🏵️ Hanma knew you were a virgin and was fully prepared to be gentle with you, at least at first. As soon as he bottomed out in you he knew damn well he wasn't going to be gentle the entire time. And your soft moans and the way you begged him to go harder only spurred him on. By the end of the night he was balls deep in your pussy with no intentions of ever being gentle in the bedroom again.

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[sweetmapple]

Mostly Hiring manager, but HR manager and PR manager too

[bucksboobs]

God at this point I hope Buck fists Tommy in the loft kitchen so y’all stop making this exact post every week.

[wiidoodles]

if you told me a year ago a scifi-western anime would overtake my life and consume every waking moment of my thoughts i'd have bit you,

yet here we are

happy birthday, Trigun Stampede!

[p0rk-guts]

[louisapennyfeather2021]

I get a moment of peace from the AFTG fandom angst and then suddenly I'm getting bombarded on all sides from Tumblr, Twitter, AND Tik Tok because of the Summer Olympics, can yall chill for FIVE MINUTES PLEASE–

[lightlyt0astedtoast]

I made art today

[that-angry-noldo]

sometimes i think im immune to pretty fictional men and then percy from legend of vox machina walks in

[nonsensefromtheabyss]

I’m not sure where the end of the thought is and I’m not sure if this is a take someone’s already done, but I think it’s interesting the way Vox and Alastor seem to operate on opposing ends of a spectrum regarding identity.

Alastor very obviously never changed for anyone — not as the media game developed, not to make himself more palatable for Charlie, and not to make his relationship with Vox work (whatever relationship that may have been.) There was no obvious attempt to stay ‘current.’ He’s got a very strong presence in how he presents himself and how he’s recognised in Hell. He’s the Radio Demon; he sounds like a radio, he dresses like it’s the 1930s, he exclusively uses his transatlantic accent (unless he’s dying lol), and he will only use modern vernacular as a point to roast you for calling him old. You have very set parameters for what you expect regarding his social identity in Hell. Regardless of being outdated and obsolete, Alastor’s foundation in radio is very well defined and it’s connotations are immediate.

Vox is different; when he’s introduced, it’s initially through his company and his products, technology and television. The lead in to this is the Vees as a collective being brought up, and you can see how their fields bleed into each other; Velvette’s fashion show and whatever else she does, Val’s pornography are all likely facilitated by Vox. They are inextricably linked to each other and that relationship makes all three of them essentially each other’s products, an endless loop of selling yourself.

What is Vox? Television, sure, but he’s also VoxTech (named after him but not solely run by him) and he’s the Vees—offering every vice that can be catered to without discrimination or standards. He’s homogenised and diluted for mass consumption, reliant on teams of other people to film, act, organise, design, and create. He’s powerful, but he’s also just one of three. It doesn’t even matter if he’s the one who shows up to the Overlord meetings — any one of the Vees can fill that role. He’s not isolated like Alastor, but he’s also not special.

Like I said, not sure where I’m going with this, but something something Vox is leading a very obviously soulless life in those first minutes we see him on screen and, until he notices Alastor has come back, the most emotion we see from him is the temporary high of enslaving the masses and being pissed that he has to deal with Val. I just think it’s interesting how much he coverts this peer that is very obviously outside of his control, the one person who rejected him so completely there’s no way to look at them and not see it. Vox IS Hell’s technology; all the ways Alastor doesn’t fit in to the media game anymore makes him walking proof of Vox’s failure to take him over. The very act of Alastor keeping such a strong visual and auditory identity exposes Vox as a failed conglomerate appealing to popularism over substance. 

Tl;Dr: Vox kept up with the times, Alastor didn’t, and that makes Vox look bad. I think that’s neat.

[grinchwrapsupreme]

ok i keep seeing people say that the captain must have served in WWI because of his age. Personally, I don't think he did because of how he behaves in the flashbacks in Redding Weddy (and, more obviously, his lack of medals showing a lack of involvement) but I don't think we'll ever know for sure, it doesn't seem important to his character and he hasn't made any references to anything outside of WWII let alone the first one. So just for kicks, here's a list of possible reasons the Captain didn't serve:

Reserved Occupation: conscription exempted a lot of people due to a variety of reasons and about 1/3 eligible men were exempted due to RO. Basically it means that men who were in jobs considered important could only be conscripted in a very narrow age margin (they could volunteer but they didn't have to go) such as vets, clergymen, miners (complicated situation for that one), and a variety of men who worked in engineering or industrial related jobs (including those who worked in munitions (sound familiar?))

Health: there's a whole variety of health problems that could exempt an otherwise fit man including asthma, arthritis, a rash even. It could literally have been a passing illness or a childhood problem that passed by the time WWII rolled around, just a bit of bad luck that hit him at just the wrong time (or it could have been bad knees that he lied about 20 years later)

Conscientious Objection: I don't think it's this one, that guy loves war, he wants to fight so bad, but I'm not going to just not put it here

Age: LISTEN. We don't know the Captain's canon age. At his youngest I would say he was born in 1900, putting him at 46ish when he died (the age Ben was when Ghosts first started (he could easily be older and in fact probably is idk (Ben help me out here ple-))) which would mean when the war kicked off he was 14 and conscription began he was only 16. He would have hit conscription age at 18 in 1918 which was the year the war ended. Conscription continued until 1920 but the fighting was "officially" over so they wouldn't have been calling on as many people and he might have been passed over for someone more fit, more healthy, less reserved occupationy etc. etc. I don't think it was this one either but for posterity here it is. Or he was conscripted late which would lead to

Training: This one happened to my own relative during WWI. If Cap came of age during the war, which he would have if he died anywhere between the ages of 46-50, he would have been conscripted and trained in England during the war. If the war ended while he was still in training he might never have been sent out at all despite being the right age for it. Any of the above could also have caused this - a bad rash, a nasty cough, being too young, working in a factory building ships, and so on - but it might very well have happened and would have prevented him from seeing any medal-worthy action or getting the experience needed to make him less of a nervous wreck leading to the Cap we see in Redding Weddy

To conclude: the Captain might have served in WWI but he could just as easily not have. We'll probably never know and any interpretation of his backstory is both valid and a very interesting read into his character

[thousand-winters]

Realizing that, because of the dates, Kusuo and Mob are technically the same age has made me think even more about them interacting. Well, their little groups too.

That's it to say, I think Tsubomi and Kokomi would benefit so much from befriending each other. Tsubomi can teach Kokomi to actually say no and set boundaries when she doesn't want something and Kokomi can teach Tsubomi to at the very least weaponize the whole fawning over her thing if people won't leave her in peace.

[milkbreadtoast]

O BTW i watched the first ep of the dungeon meshi and I RLY LIKE ITTTT ive been meaning to start the manga for yrs but never got around to it TT... trigger seems to be doing rly well w the adaptation tho from what ive heard manga readers say and well just from watching it blind myself i alr rly love it and cant wait to see more...!!!

[halfdent]

The way that long curly haired Harvey is giving butch && making me realise something about myself

[comfort-clubhouse]

Ngl, Agent Trout is an fantastic villain in the We Bare Bears Movie! I really like how much of a sadistic threat to everyone and the Bear Bros! But damn, he is so GORGEOUS!!! I love his design(even his cool coat, suit glasses and gloves makes him so fine😳), his evil, sinister and serious personality and his smooth, calm voice! God damn, I wanna hug this evil man❤️

[jazmeanb]

I need König and Ghost to sandwich me in a cuddle in bed

[jennrypan]

...Need an x reader thingy where reader has a shitty relationship with her parents and she fucking ditches them for lover. Idk.

Sick of 'meet my parents, they're lovely'

How about 'meet my parents and fucking kill them for me' ..I might be projecting but anyways..