#Cyrus from Trailer Park Boys

[prettykikimora]

That's what he named his car.

slick back haired leather jacketed tough guy named johnny killyourself.

[heycrabman]

i still can’t believe cyrus from trailer park boys follows me on twitter. that means i’m mutuals with him. lil b. and tennessee from tim and eric. my famous mutuals

[julians-muscles-and-tits]

😂💀

#Julian #trailer park boys #monte carlo #Jacob #the fact that Julian stole it from Cyrus and he never got it back is just too funny lmao

[crispywisp]

*is suddenly hit with massive psychic damage* MEMORY UNLOCKED: cyrus from trailer park boys.

[tpb-i-love-mr-lahey]

but what about the very real possibility that cyrus from trailer park boys won’t be at the party i’m about to attend?? ☹️

[julians-muscles-and-tits]

#Julian #trailer park boys #and from that moment on a crush developed lmao #cyrus #season one

trailer park boys

season 1, episode 1 - “take your little gun and get out of my trailer park”

[dawnpiercy]

Bernard Robichaud Bio Bernard Robichaud Bio, Interview today at 3 pm EST. Actor, Writer, Comedian, Prostate Cancer Survivor known world wide to his fans as Cyrus on Trailer Park Boys. Source: Bernard Robichaud Bio

[jnjlen-ou-skinjbir]

They should rename Trailer Park Boys "Trailer Park Bi's" bc I have never seen a series with so many non-monosexual/mono-romantic protagonists before (and in a series who isn't centered around being non-straight at that!)

If you don't know what I'm talking about, here's a recap of characters that have had relations with men and women (canonically):

-Randy & Jim (don't think I have to elaborate)

-Sam (admitted to Barb having had sex with several men + when they were married cheated on her with a man)

-Cyrus (has apparently shoot some mlm porn + in the "Say good night to the bad guys" movie said he found Julian good-looking and wanted to have a drink with him)

-Barb (I don't remember the name of the girl she came back from prison with)

-Sarah & Lucy (together. Sarah said in the 1st Christmas movie Lucy and she have been thinking about family. Plus, there are several instances of Sarah interacting with women that support she is attracted to women in general and not just Lucy)

-Cory & Trevor (when the trio opened the nightclub the two of them went home with two dudes who were from my understanding cross-dressing/in drag)

Here are some characters that are likely to have had relations with men and women:

-possibly Donna (maybe she was in a relationship with Barb and the other prison chick?)

-possibly Ricky (c'mooooon, Bubbles saying Ricky's like "a big gay grizzly bear" when he's high to come from some kind of mlm encounter)

-possibly Julian (all the characters who've had mlm hitting on him must think they have kind of a shot with him if they hit on him)

[lennoxstone]

maggie lindemann & she/her / female ‷ watch out , lennox stone has crash-landed into roswell !! they look twenty-four years old and celebrate their birthday on october 30th . they are from dallas, texas, reside in tripp’s trailer park and are currently working as a photographer. one thing you should know about them is she can be very stubborn and intense. 

tw: death, foster care, mental illness, drugs, child abandonment, neglect, suicide, self harm, blood

Full Name: Eleanor ‘Lennox’ Stone

Age: 24

Birthday: October 30, 1996

Sexual Orientation: Pansexual

Pronouns: She/her

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

Siblings: Two brothers; 12 years old and 1 year old, from the family that wants to adopt her

Mental Illnesses: Bipolar II Disorder

Occupation: Bassist for Graveyard, freelance boudoir photographer

x

Eleanor Stone, who later renamed herself Lennox Stone, was born in Dallas, Texas to a drug addict. She was very clingy with her mother and had intense separation anxiety, likely due to her mother leaving her alone as early as five years old for one, sometimes two nights, in a row. When she was alone, she’d play the little keyboard in her bedroom, familiarizing herself with the notes eventually and teaching herself, later, to play keyboard. Ellie, her mother called her at that age, slept in her bed with her at night, and her mother believed that Ellie played the card really well of being ‘scared’ to do things by herself, when in actuality, Eleanor was scared. Did she sometimes manipulate because of that? Yes. But at her core was deeply ingrained fear that her mother would leave her forever. The only thing she knew about her father was that he was dead. She only found out in her young teenage years that he took his life, and was an alcoholic, after looking him up and meeting up with a living relative. 

One night, Eleanor’s mother had an accidental overdose and showed up with Eleanor at her side at the neighbor’s doorstep. Her mother proceeded to have a seizure right there, with the seven year old girl looking on. The neighbors called an ambulance and they arrived, a social worker meeting them at the hospital. Several calls to CPS had already been made due to strange behavior going on with Eleanor’s mother, and she’d seen people come in and question her mother. Nothing came of it then, but this was the final call. 

She believed for a long time that she was wrongly ripped from her mother at a young age, but it was only later that she came to have feelings of hate for her biological mother. Seven years old and withdrawn, she was mute for a year at her foster home. She said nothing to her foster mom, but would talk at school and to the therapists and to her foster dad. She manipulated him often, and ignored her new mom completely. Truthfully it was too painful to have a new mom. She told the therapist everything was fine. Nonetheless, her foster parents gave her up, and she went on to her second home at eight and a half years old. She stayed with them for three years. At nine, she would cut her wrists just to feel something. Her foster parents believed it was an act of manipulation, but it wasn’t at all. This time, she responded to therapy and stopped cutting her wrists for the most part, though she sometimes does even to this day when things are really bad. At ten, she had night terrors and would wake up screaming horrifically. She had moments where she would stare emptily, or just stop talking mid-sentence, and it scared both of her foster parents. Again, manipulation or acting--’faking’-- was suspected. She was later diagnosed with depression and reactive attachment disorder. 

At eleven, she got into her parents’ liquor cabinet and in a fit of rage smashed all the bottles, cutting her feet accidentally as she tried to leave the kitchen, and her parents found her, horrified, blood and glass all over the floor. She, luckily, didn’t have an infection when they rushed her to the hospital with nasty cuts and open wounds all over her feet and knees. 

She would scream out for her mom at night, and when her foster mom came to her side, Eleanor pushed her aside and screamed in her face. She said, “Fuck you! You aren’t my real mom!” They frequently cried at night, at wits end with this child who they had welcomed in their home who wouldn’t bond with them. They finally came to think that they weren’t suited to be her parents, and it was with a heavy heart that they stopped being her parents and she went on to the next home. 

Eleven and a half, she found a permanent home--well, permanent until she aged out of the foster system at sixteen, and decided instead of staying with them, she’d start her life somewhere else, and picked a random place. While the time lasted, anyway, it was for the first time that Eleanor was able to bond with a foster family. They had a cat that she loved and a baby boy. So, why, did they want her? Well, they told her---because they had lost a child a few years ago, and they felt something when they first saw Eleanor. They felt that they intensely wanted to give her a good home. 

She thrived with them for the first couple of years, getting involved in music, fine tuning her skills on the keyboard, and branching out to other instruments, feeling like she was finally good at something, even had a natural talent for it. 

She began getting into alcohol and smoking marijuana at fourteen. They found it in her room and questioned her about it, not upset at all, very gentle. It was due to their gentle parenting that she decided to quit what she herself even believed was acting out. At least in that way. She still went out at night a lot without telling anybody, just needing to escape. She would mostly walk by herself, but she had one good guy friend, Matthew, who would be awake whenever she called. Eleanor fell in love with him and he fell in love with her. They were together for two years. During that time span she had found out the truth about her father, that he had been an alcoholic and had ended his life. She had enough of Texas. Her parents assured her she had a place with them for as long as and whenever she wanted it, but she left without a proper goodbye. She called them a month later to let them know where she was. She was staying at a friend’s house (someone she’d met and partied with upon landing in Roswell--they knew each other a week before she moved from her motel into their apartment.) She and the other female quickly began a romance, full of drama. She began questioning a lot about herself. Playing around with her identity. Who she was. What she liked. What she believed. But mostly, she was reckless, restless, and impulsive. 

Seventeen, she changed her name unofficially from Eleanor to Lennox, left her girlfriend, and became apart of a group who were forming a band, moving back and forth from place to place. She’d become even more musical, and it had become a discipline for her, even; it was the one thing she felt like she was good at, and she took it seriously. It was and is really the only way she can express herself. And she loves the bass guitar, and can also play drums and piano. She felt like it was a good release for her anger. It was then that she found Cyrus, and the two formed a toxic relationship, almost always fighting. She had genuine feelings for him and probably still does, but the relationship wasn’t healthy in nearly any sort of way, and she didn’t feel she could handle that kind of thing anyway. Even though inside she hated being alone, felt this gaping hole in her heart when she was, that gaping hole didn’t take long--that emptiness didn’t take long--before it swallowed her whole again, even when she was right there in someone’s arms. Maybe the echoes of her childhood catching up with her?

She’s a tortured soul, feels like she’s lived way longer than her twenty-four years, and the “accidental deaths” that happened when the band was hanging around in mosh pits utterly ruined her. She beats herself up for it everyday, even if it couldn’t have been her fault. She still asks herself, is it my fault in someway, indirectly? She misses Cyrus. Now using music to get to him, even going off on her own and creating a hauntingly angry solo song that was leaked accidentally, showcasing her talent in a way that no one had quite seen before--who knew she could sing, or play the piano so well. And just when they’re working on creating their fifth album. But she was always known, even in childhood, to cause problems. And she did so in Graveyard. Frequently. Acting out, not showing up to meetings, or showing up late, or high. Lennox spends a lot of her days doing drugs and drinking alcohol, finds difficulty in getting through most days without them in some form, and she’s definitely rebellious, even aggressive at times. But underneath all of that is a scared inner child that actually feels things very deeply and loves intensely. In the past year she’s gotten into boudoir photography, and has found she’s decently good at it. She’s managed to accumulate clients, enough that she can afford living at the trailer park. Her foster family moved to Roswell a year ago, after their son was born (a happy surprise), after communicating with Lennox through phone calls and webcam for several years. They’ve just asked her if she’d be okay with them adopting her, even though it seems to her that it’s pointless at her age. Her sleep schedule is shit, as she often finds herself wandering around at night, not able to shut off her mind, thinking about running away and starting her life over someplace else. But she never does it. At least, not yet. The urge to run away in every area of her life is always so strong. 

[urfaveistransandplaysminecraft]

Cyrus from Trailer Park Boys is trans and plays Minecraft!

[yourfaveneedsakiss]

Cyrus McDougall from Trailer Park Boys needs a kiss! 💋

Requested by Anonymous

[toraleistripe]

The Breakup

Fandom(s): Trailer Park Boys

Crossover: no

Summary: Lola has to deal with a bad breakup while also struggling with her feelings for Julian

Character(s): Julian, Ricky, Bubbles, Cyrus, Lola (OC), Perry (OC)

Pairing(s): Julian/Lola, slight Cyrus/Lola

A/N: paragraphs in italics indicate the character is talking to the camera guys. Also, Perry belongs to @toadmaniaboy

Warnings: strong language, suggestive situations

Lola just stood there, her heart pounding hard in her chest as she watched the red Corvette speed away. A hand on her shoulder made her flinch. "You okay, Lola?"

"Huh? Um, y-yeah, I...I'm okay, Bubbles"

"You're better off without that bastard if you ask me"

"Yeah, fuck Cyrus, the prick" Ricky chimed in, grumbling.

The dishwater blonde swallowed the lump that was forming in her throat. "He...he didn't even attempt to apologize. Not to Bubbles or Perry, or me or-"

"He's a jackass, he never apologizes for anything," Ricky said. "I mean, I usually don't like to say this, but-"

"Ricky" Lola said, a warning tone in her voice.

"A toad a so-"

"Damn it, Ricky-"

"What, it's true, Lola, I fuckin' a toad a so! We all said that Cyrus was a no-good bastard, but you didn't fuckin' listen"

"Alright, I get it, I fucked up, okay?!" Lola snapped, her voice trembling. "You don't need to rub it in"

"It's not your fault, Lola," Julian said from where he was standing beside Ricky. He had been mostly silent during the confrontation with Cyrus, forcing himself to not say anything and just let Lola handle it on her own.

Lola scoffed. "Actually, it is my fault. I..." She sighed, shaking her head. "Look, I, I don't want to talk about this anymore. I just, I want to go home. I'll see you guys later, okay?" She quickly turned and walked off in the direction of her trailer before any of the boys could say anything.

…

"I mean, Cyrus and I only dated for about three months, but for the most part, it was a good three months. I'd never actually met Cyrus before then, even though he's been around Sunnyvale plenty of times before, but he was usually around whenever there was a shootout or some shit like that and I always tried to just hide out in my trailer and make myself scarce whenever anything like that goes down around here, y'know? But I happened to be having a couple of drinks in a bar downtown a few months back and, well...that's when I officially met Cyrus for the first time. We hit it off, he asked me out, and things got kinda serious pretty fast"

…

Lola took a deep breath as soon as she entered her trailer and closed the door behind her, running a hand through her hair. Georgia came trotting over to her, rubbing on her legs as she leaned down to pet her. She made sure her beloved cat had enough food and water before going into the kitchen and opening the door of the fridge. She was pretty certain she had some sangria left in there somewhere. Spotting the carton, she sighed as she took it out and poured herself a glass of the dark red beverage. Her thoughts drifted back to what had happened earlier that day.

She'd been getting ready for Cyrus to come pick her up, much to her friends' displeasure, and had just been coming out of her trailer when she spotted her boyfriend's familiar Corvette parked across the road. Cyrus was standing near the car and seemed to be talking to Bubbles and another of Lola's close friends, Perry. They didn't notice her as she approached and were clearly arguing about something.

"Why don't you two just fuck off and mind your own damn business?" Cyrus was saying.

"Fuck off yourself, Cyrus. We know Lola's too good for you, she'll wise up and see that you're just using her" Perry snapped.

"Oh, what the hell do you know" Cyrus grumbled. "She's crazy about me, there's no way she's gonna listen to you two pricks. Lola is mine, understand? And I don't need you dickweeds trying to fuck this up for me"

"You don't need us for that, Cyrus" Bubbles said. "Eventually you're gonna fuck it up all on your own"

"Not gonna happen. And if you two know what's good for you, you'll do yourselves a big fucking favor and stay away from my girlfriend-!"

Lola stopped dead in her tracks, Perry spotting her just then. Her eyes widened and her mouth fell open for a few seconds. She couldn't believe the way Cyrus was speaking to her friends. She knew that he and the boys didn't exactly get along, but she'd never heard him speak with so much hatred in his voice, not toward her friends anyway. "Cyrus..."

The leather-clad man turned around fast at the sound of her voice. "Lola, baby-"

"What the fuck?"

Cyrus frowned. "excuse me?"

"You heard me," Lola said sharply, swallowing the lump that was beginning to form in her throat. "Where do you get off talking to them like that?!"

"He's a prick, Lola, that's what we've been trying to tell you" Bubbles piped up.

"Shut the fuck up" Cyrus snapped, his voice softening as he turned his attention back to Lola. "Look, doll-"

"I always knew you didn't exactly get along very well with my friends, but...but you have no right to talk to them like that!"

"Babe, would you relax?" Cyrus said, placing his hands on her shoulders. "Let's get out of here and we can talk-"

"No" Lola glared at him, pushing his hands off of her just as Julian and Ricky were approaching. "If this is the way you're going to treat my friends, Cyrus, then we..." She took a shaky breath. "we're done"

Ricky stopped in his tracks when he heard that. "Holy shit, what the hell did we miss, Jules?"

"Looks like Cyrus is finally getting what's been coming to him"

"It's about damn time. I was wondering when Lola was finally gonna leave that prick"

"I mean it, Cyrus" Lola was saying. "unless you apologize right now, I don't want anything to do with you ever again"

She and Cyrus stood there staring each other down for what felt like an eternity. Her friends all stayed put, pretty much collectively having an idea as to what Cyrus' answer was going to be.

"Fuck off, I've got work to do" Cyrus grumbled, turning abruptly and heading for his car, getting in and driving off without so much as looking Lola in the eye.

The dishwater blonde felt like a piece of her heart had shattered as she was torn from her memory by Georgia jumping up onto the couch and meowing, rubbing on her arm. Her vision seemed blurry as she furiously wiped at the tears that were streaming down her face. She'd been so wrapped up in her thoughts that she hadn't even realized that she'd been crying. She blinked hard, her gaze falling on the carton of sangria. She moved to pick it up to pour herself one more glass, but her arm felt heavy and her vision was still blurry. She felt heavy all over as she slowly lowered the carton's spigot over her glass, but her glass only filled up about halfway. She was sure she'd started out with way more sangria than that. Surely she couldn't have drank that much already...

"ugh, whatever" she mumbled, her words feeling thick on her tongue as she set the carton back on the end table, nearly knocking her glass over as she collapsed back onto the couch.

…

The sound of a door opening and then closing was the first thing Lola was aware of the next morning. That and the painful as hell pounding in her head.

"See, I told you guys, she's fucking wasted!"

"Holy shit"

"Lola?"

The dishwater blonde tried to open her eyes, but they felt heavy, far too heavy.

"Lola," the third voice said again and she was faintly aware of a hand on her shoulder.

Finally forcing her eyes open, her gaze shifted up toward someone standing over her. They were mostly a blur at first, but as her vision began to clear, her eyes locked onto all too familiar blue ones.

"J-Julian!" She blurted out, sitting up quickly, nearly falling right off the couch. A sharp pain shot through her head and she groaned, bringing her hand up to her forehead.

"Take it easy, Lola," Julian said, moving to sit at the opposite end of the couch. "We just stopped by to check on you"

"I came by about five minutes ago," Bubbles said, reaching down to pick up Georgia as she rubbed against his legs. "You didn't answer the door, so I let myself in and saw you face down on the couch with that empty carton of sangria next to you. I knew you were pretty fucked up, so I went to get Ricky and Julian"

"Oh god" Lola mumbled, her face beginning to burn from embarrassment.

"There's no reason to be embarrassed, Lola," Ricky said, taking his lighter and a cigarette out of his shirt pocket. "We've all gotten shitfaced before, it's no big deal"

Lola made a face as he lit up the cigarette, groaning. "I haven't gotten hungover in months. I've never felt so embarrassed...I-I'm so sorry you guys have to see me like this..."

"Don't worry about it, Lola, happens to the best of us" Bubbles said, still holding Georgia as he scratched behind her ear. "You need us to get anything for ya?"

"N-No thanks" Lola mumbled, her stomach growling. "I think I'm gonna puke..."

"Just relax, okay?" Julian said. "We'll stop by later and check on you again"

The dishwater blonde felt her face begin to heat up. "Um, thanks, guys"

"I can feed Georgia before I go, if you want" Bubbles offered.

"Thanks, Bubs, that would be great, actually" Lola mumbled. "Right now I just...I need to get to the bathroom..." Her stomach was growling again and she knew damn well it wasn't because she was hungry. The last thing she needed was to blow chunks in front of her friends. In front of Julian. That was a humiliation she certainly didn't want. She made a move to get up from the couch, but stumbled and nearly fell right onto her coffee table. Lola was suddenly grabbed and pulled to her feet before that could happen, however, and she was hyper-aware of just how close Julian was holding her now.

"Come on, Lola-"

"I-I don't need help, really" The dishwater blonde stammered, her face continuing to burn.

"You can hardly walk"

"No, I-I'm fine, seriously..." She pulled away from Julian and took a step, just barely managing to keep herself upright as another wave of nausea overcame her. She needed to get to the bathroom and fast-

"You are not fine," Julian said, moving next to her and wrapping his arm around her waist. "I'll fucking carry you if I have to"

If Lola's face wasn't burning off by now, then that comment made her face burst into flames. She didn't say a word as Julian continued to lead her down the short hallway and into her tiny bathroom. It was cramped enough when Lola was in there by herself, but being in such close proximity to Julian wasn't exactly making her stomach feel any less nauseous. "Um...t-thanks, Julian" She managed to say, trying to ignore just how close they were standing to each other. She leaned her hand on the sink to steady herself, quickly putting as much distance between the two of them as she possibly could.

"Don't mention it" Julian said, a look of concern flashing across his face when he saw that she had gotten even paler in just the last minute. "You gonna be okay here by yourself?"

"Oh...oh yeah, d-definitely" Lola nodded, forcing a weak smile. Her stomach was twisting in knots and she forced herself to not think about the bile rising in her throat. 'I swear, if I puke in front of Julian, I'm kicking my own ass' she thought.

"Julian, hurry the fuck up in there!" Ricky called. "That dope isn't gonna steal itself!"

"I'm coming, Rick!" Julian called over his shoulder, his gaze falling back to Lola. She was facing the mirror now, looking at her reflection with the most heartbroken expression he'd ever seen on her face. What he wouldn't give to kick Cyrus' ass for causing this. "Hey," He said quietly. Lola slowly turned to look at him, surprised when he reached out and brushed a few hairs from her face. "You'll get through this, alright?" She thought her heart was going to stop beating when his hand came to rest on her cheek, her eyes widening at the unexpected gesture. "You're one of the strongest people I know, Lola. Forget about Cyrus, you..." Julian hesitated, as though he was debating about what to say next. "You can do a hell of a lot better than that dickhead"

Lola was at a loss for words as they stood staring at each other, his hand still resting on her face. God, she loved him so much. She was a damn fool to think that she could ever stop loving Julian. Really, that was a big reason why she'd gone out with Cyrus in the first place. She wanted to get over her feelings for Julian. She'd loved him for years, but had only told a couple of people about it, said people being Perry and Bubbles. She didn't dare reveal her secret to anyone else for fear of Julian finding out. And in their current position, her feelings for him only grew stronger.

"I..." Lola swallowed. "Thank you again, Julian.." She forced a small smile. "You, you're always there when I need you"

"'Course I am" He smiled back, looking like he was about to say something else before Ricky appeared in the doorway.

"Julian, the fuck are you doing, we need to get going"

"Alright, Ricky, for fuck's sake, I'm coming," Julian said, turning back to Lola. "Take care of yourself, Lola"

"Yeah...I will"

"We'll check on you later, but right now we need to fucking go" Ricky snapped, sounding as impatient as ever.

"Yeah, I'm coming, Rick. Let's go" Julian said, glancing at Lola one more time before they left with Bubbles, all of them calling out various goodbyes as they closed the door behind them.

Lola sighed heavily as she felt the familiar feeling rising in her throat again. She coughed and felt her stomach retching as she quickly opened the toilet lid and got down on her knees over the bowl.

…

A few days later, Lola answered her door to see Julian standing there. "Hey, Lo'"

"Hey," She said quietly, smiling shyly at him. Julian had been visiting her more frequently than usual the past few days. Not that she was complaining, she loved spending time with him and it was rare for it to be just the two of them. The camera guys weren't with him either, which had also been the case during his last few visits.

"Just thought I'd check up on you"

"That's very sweet of you," Lola said, trying to ignore the way her face was burning. "Come in, I was just about to make some coffee. Would you like some?"

"No thanks," Julian said, stepping past her and into the trailer. Georgia came over and rubbed against him, wanting attention. He smiled, leaning down to pet her.

Now it was her heart beating faster that Lola was trying to ignore. If there was one thing that made her fall even harder for Julian, it was the fact that Georgia liked him and always wanted his attention whenever she saw him. As soon as he was sitting on the couch, the black and white cat was in his lap in an instant, purring like crazy and butting her head against his hand.

"Georgia sure is crazy about you," Lola said, smiling.

"Well I'm crazy about her too," Julian said, chuckling as he rubbed the top of the cat's head.

"I think you're her favorite person, other than me, of course"

"She has good taste then" He said as Lola walked over and sat beside him, taking a long sip of her coffee.

"Yeah. Yeah, she does" Lola said quietly, a slight frown crossing her face.

"What?"

"Nothing. It's just..." The dishwater blonde sighed heavily. "She really does have good taste...She couldn't stand Cyrus"

"Is that right"

"Yeah" Lola drummed her fingers against the side of her mug. "I invited him in a few times when he came to pick me up and Georgia refused to go anywhere near him. In the beginning, I thought maybe it was because he was a stranger and she would just have to get used to him, but she hissed every single time he made a move toward her. And she was like that the whole time we were dating. Hell, she even bit him once" She ran a hand through her hair. "I'm such a fucking idiot, that alone should have been a red flag, animals can sense bad people you know, as soon as it was obvious that she wasn't going to ever want anything to do with him, that right there should have told me something"

"You can't beat yourself up over that, Lola," Julian said. "I would've thought the same as you if I were in that position, I would have assumed that she just needed time to get used to him"

"But that never happened, I should have known he wasn't right for me when Georgia never came around whenever he was here. That should have told me something, but I was fucking oblivious"

"Hey, don't worry about it. It's over now and you never have to worry about that prick ever again"

"I know" Lola mumbled. "I just feel so stupid, I got fucking wasted over that bastard"

"You cared about him," Julian said. "You cared about him and he hurt you, I understand why you'd want to just get fucking drunk. I hate to say it, but it really helps with...the pain. Doesn't mean it's right, but that's the truth"

"I know" Lola mumbled, swallowing hard as she set her mug down on the coffee table. "I'm sorry I even brought him up, Julian, I just-"

"No, it's okay," He said quickly. "You're still hurt but what he did, I get that"

"Actually, I..." Lola hesitated. "I'm not that hurt anymore...It's only been a few days, but I don't feel bad about what happened anymore"

"You don't?"

"No...I guess a small part of me does, but overall, I'm already feeling a lot better about it"

"Well that, that's good," Julian said, reaching over and putting his hand over hers. The small gesture sent a jolt of emotion through Lola and she could feel her face heating up. Her eyes met his and she felt an unmistakable tension, a tension that she was sure hadn't been there a moment ago. But she was certain she was the only one feeling it, she had to be. Her heart started to beat faster and she was about to say something when Julian suddenly closed the distance between them, cupping her face in his hands as he kissed her. Lola's eyes widened, her heart fluttering so fast now that she was afraid it would beat right out of her chest. She was frozen in place and by the time she snapped out of the shock and began to return the kiss, Julian pulled back quickly, apparently thinking that he'd just fucked up. "Lola, I...fuck!" He leaned away from her, running a hand through his hair. "Shit, Lola, I...I'm sorry-"

"You, you're sorry?"

"Yeah, damn it, I just..." He shook his head. "I shouldn't have done that, I...fuck!"

"I-I don't understand," Lola said softly. "You're...you're sorry you just kissed me-?"

"No, fuck no, I..." Julian let out a short, nervous laugh, which was unlike him. "Shit, Lola, you just ended your relationship yesterday, it, it's not cool that I just make a move on you like that-"

"Hold the fuck up," Lola said, her heart still beating quite fast. "A-Are you saying that you think you're making a move too fast?"

"Well...yeah, I guess I am"

Lola's head was spinning now, the kiss replaying in her head over and over. "holy shit-"

"I mean, hell, I don't even know if you'd be interested-"

"Fucking excuse me?!" Lola said sharply, her mouth falling open for a few seconds as she gaped at him. Their eyes met again before the absurdity of the situation really started to hit her and she suddenly burst out laughing. A confused look crossed Julian's face as she continued laughing, tears welling up in her eyes. "Oh my god! Do, do you have any idea how long I've wanted to be with you? How long I've fucking loved you?"

Julian's eyes widened. "You-"

"I only dated Cyrus because I was trying to get over you," Lola said, wiping a few tears from her eyes as her laughter died down. "I mean, I was into the guy, don't get me wrong, but it's you, Julian, fuck, you're the one I've always wanted!"

"You're serious"

"Hell yes!" Lola could feel her face beginning to heat up again. She'd imagined plenty of scenarios of her confessing her love to Julian, but this...this was definitely nothing like any way she'd ever pictured it before. "I-I never wanted you to know, to be completely honest, but I can't take it back now. I..." She took a deep breath. "I love you, Julian. I always have"

Julian was silent for a moment, but to her, it felt like forever before he finally spoke. "Shit, I...I love you too, Lola"

Her eyes widened and she was certain that her heart stopped beating for a few seconds. "W-What did you just say?"

Their eyes locked and he reached over and took her hand in his. "I said I love you"

"Y-You mean that?"

"Fuck yeah I do" A small smile crossed his face and she couldn't help but smile back, feeling his hand squeeze hers. "Seeing you with Cyrus, it drove me fucking insane. I was just hoping you'd eventually dump the bastard and then I could tell you how I feel"

"You honestly think I would have stayed with Cyrus if I knew you loved me?" Lola asked teasingly. "I would have left his ass in a fucking heartbeat, Julian"

"Well luckily for us, you won't have to do that now"

"Yeah..." Lola boldly moved to sit closer to him, aware of the shy smile on her face. God, she wanted to kiss him, but there was still a part of her that couldn't help but feel shy and unsure. Hell, there was a small part of her that was convinced this wasn't really happening, that she was just dreaming again.

But when she was suddenly pulled into another kiss, she knew damn well she wasn't dreaming. She wrapped her arms around him, eagerly leaning into him as he pulled her closer, deepening the kiss. Neither one of them noticed when the front door suddenly opened.

"Hey Lola, have you seen-, holy shit!"

Lola's eyes widened and she turned around fast, momentarily losing her balance, but Julian just tightened his grip on her waist to keep her from falling. "What the fuck, Ricky, you don't just barge into people's trailers, what the hell?!"

Ricky stood in the doorway, a look of surprise on his face. "Oh shit, were you two about to bang? My bad-"

"Ricky!" Lola couldn't remember the last time she was so embarrassed. "Get the fuck out of my trailer!"

"Hey, don't get pissy at me, I'm not the one about to start banging on your fucking couch-"

"Ricky, whatever it is you want, we'll deal with it later, just get the hell out of here" Julian snapped. He could practically feel how embarrassed Lola was and the sooner Ricky got the fuck out, the better.

"Fine, I'll just get Bubs to help me," Ricky said. "but you guys had better come too once you're done banging-"

"Holy fuck, just get out!" Lola shouted, feeling her face beginning to burn.

Ricky didn't even bother trying to hide the smirk that crossed his face as he backed out of the trailer. "hey Bubbles, I was right, you owe me fifty bucks!" He called as he shut the door behind him.

"Oh my god" Lola groaned, resting her forehead against Julian's shoulder. "He's such an ass" she mumbled.

"Yeah," Julian said, slowly threading his fingers through her hair. "Sorry he barged in like that"

"Me too," Lola said, slowly lifting her head to look at him. "Kinda...killed the mood, huh?"

"A bit"

"Fuck" Lola grumbled.

"Doesn't mean we can't get it back..."

"Y-Yeah?"

"Yeah"

Lola glanced away shyly. "W-What about Ricky and Bubs?"

"They can piss off," Julian said, taking her hand in his. "I think they'll be alright without us for a while"

Lola smiled, her heart racing fast. She and Julian were quick to get up from the couch and make their way down the hall past an oblivious Georgia, who now sat on the kitchen counter grooming herself.

And unfortunately for Ricky and Bubbles, they didn't get any extra help that day.

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2019 & 2010s Best/Worst

Because I like lists and cataloguing the dumb shit I cared about. As my brother once said after seeing and reviewing NOW YOU SEE ME on a lazy Sunday, ‘Some would say it was a waste of time, others might say it was a colossal waste of time.’     

I’ll admit, it’s a bit over-the-top. Particularly including the Pats, but yeah, in the Tom Brady era that started when I was 14 as a Freshman in high school to 33 years old now and wrapping up soon-ish (?), there’s not a chance in hell I’ll care as intimately about this shit. I grew up with it at just the right time.

2019 MOVIES  TOP TIER 1) Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 2) Uncut Gems 2nd TIER 3) Knives Out 4) Parasite 5) Little Women 6) Midsommer 3rd TIER 7) John Wick III 8) Ready or Not 9) Marriage Story 10) Joker 11) Irishman 12) Shazam! 13) Us UNDERRATED Ready or Not TOO LONG John Wick III; Irishman SOLID El Camino GOOD BAD 6 Underground OK 21 Bridges; Avengers: Endgame; Dolemite is my Name; Dragged Across Concrete; Fighting With My Family; Hustlers; Knock Down the House; Longshot; the Report; Two Popes MEH Always Be My Maybe; Death of Dick Long; High Flying Bird; Spiderman: Far From Home; Standoff at Sparrow Creek DISAPPOINTING Hobbs & Shaw; Toy Story 4; Triple Frontier SUCK Laundromat; Under the Silver Lake OVERRATED Ad Astra; Booksmart; the Farewell FUNNIEST SCENE Dicaprio flipping out in movie trailer BEST CLIMAX/ENDING Once Upon a Time; Uncut Gems HAVEN’T SEEN 1917; Apollo 11; Beach Bum; Dark Waters; Ford vs Ferrari; Honey Boy; Jojo Rabbit; the Lighthouse; Star Wars 2019 TV  TOP TIER 1) Succession 2) Fleabag 3) Watchmen 2nd TIER 4) When They See Us 5) Barry 6) Unbelievable 7) Chernobyl 8) Sex Education DAMN GOOD Big Mouth; the Boys; Brockmire; Derry Girls; Euphoria; Loudest Voice; Mindhunter; Pen15; Righteous Gemstones; Veep WATCHABLE Atypical; Bosch; Dark; Goliath; Karate Kid; Kominsky Method; Mandalorian; Mr Robot; Mrs Fletcher; Russian Doll; Warrior HIGH/LOW I Think You Should Leave SHIT END FOR ALL-TIME GREAT Game of Thrones HALF-WATCH Living With Yourself; Raising Dion; the Society NOT UP TO STANDARD Stranger Things; GLOW; Killing Eve; True Detective BAD Luther; Shameless; Silicon Valley; SNL SUCK 13 Reasons Why; Big Little Lies; the Witcher FUNNIEST Desus & Mero DOCS 1) Fyre: both  2) Ted Bundy Tapes 3) American Factory 4) Leaving Neverland STAND-UP SPECIALS 1) Burr 2) Chappelle 3) Jeselnik 4) Birbiglia 5) Gulman BEHIND ON SHOWS I DIG Brooklyn 99; Catastrophe; Corporate; Expanse; Good Place; It’s Always Sunny; Letterkenny 2010s TV  DRAMA 1) Breaking Bad 2) Game of Thrones 3) Justified 4) Mad Men 5) Hannibal 6) Banshee ANTHOLOGY/LIMITED SERIES 1) Fargo SII 2) True Detective SI 3) When They See Us 4) People Vs OJ Simpson 5) Chernobyl 6) Show Me a Hero 7) the Night Of 8) Honorable Woman COMEDY 1) Atlanta 2) Fleabag 3) Veep 4) Big Mouth 5) Parks & Rec 6) Rick & Morty 7) Nathan for You 8) Review 9) American Vandal HIT/MISS Black Mirror OVERRATED Boardwalk Empire; House of Cards; Peaky Blinders; Westworld UNDERRATED Banshee; Brockmire; Hannibal FUN HATE-WATCH Newsroom DOWNHILL Homeland; How I Met Your Mother; Legion; Sons of Anarchy HATED Girls; Leftovers; Rectify UNWATCHABLE Twin Peaks BEST ENDINGS Breaking Bad; Justified; Fleabag; Parks & Rec DUMBEST ENDING Dexter; Sons of Anarchy LATE NIGHT Desus & Mero POLITICAL John Oliver 2010s MOVIES 2010 Social Network Animal Kingdom; the Fighter; Four Lions; Inside Job; Jackass 3; MacGruber; Shutter Island; Toy Story 3; True Grit; Winter’s Bone 2011 the Raid Descendents; Drive; Fast Five; the Guard; Mission Impossible 4; Take This Waltz; Warrior 2012 Magic Mike 21 Jump Street; Argo; Cabin in the Woods; Chronicle; Django Unchained; Goon; Looper; Queen of Versailles; Silver Linings Playbook; Skyfall 2013 Wolf of Wall Street Before Midnight; the Conjuring; Gravity; Her; Inside Llewyn Davis; Prisoners; Short-Term 12 2014 John Wick the Drop; Edge of Tomorrow; Gone Girl; the Guest; Lego Movie; Nightcrawler; the Raid 2; Whiplash 2015 Mad Max 7 Days in Hell; Big Short; Brooklyn; Creed; Ex Machina; Fast 7; It Follows; Logan; Magic Mike XXL; the Martian; Me and Earl and the Dying Girl; Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation; Sicario 2016 the Nice Guys Deadpool; Edge of Seventeen; Everybody Wants Some!; Green Room; La La Land; Manchester By the Sea; Moonlight; OJ: Made in America; Popstar; Sing Street; Weiner 2017 Get Out Blade Runner 2049; Coco; Dunkirk; Lady Bird; Logan; Thor Ragnorak; Tour de Pharmacy 2018 Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse BlacKKKlansman; Den of Thieves; Hereditary; If Beale Street Could Talk; Minding the Gap; Sorry to Bother You

THE BEST Mad Max BEST DOC OJ: Made in America FUNNIEST DOC Tickled UNDERRATED DOC Weiner HORROR Hereditary FAVORITE/FUNNIEST PERFORMANCE Ryan Gosling (Nice Guys) DESERVED 5 SEQUELS the Nice Guys SUPERHERO Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse WAR Dunkirk BEST FIGHT SCENES the Raid UNDERRATED any Lonely Island project NICE TRY Dark Knight Rises; Inception; Interstellar; Widows STAND-UP 2010s FAVORITE Bill Burr NEXT BEST Ali Wong; Anthony Jeselnik; Kyle Kinane; Bert Kreischer; Marc Maron; John Mulaney; Patton Oswalt; Rory Scovel; Tom Segura COMEBACK Chappelle DOWNFALL Louis CK DIED BEFORE PRIME Patrice O’Neal, Greg Giraldo UNDERRATED Joe Derosa MUST-SEE LIVE Robert Kelly  PODCASTS 2010s  BEST/FUNNIEST/UNDERRATED Walking the Room RUNNER-UP 600 Dollar Podcast ONE-MAN RANT Bill Burr Monday Morning Podcast SPORTS Pardon My Take RIFFING Bodega Boys HISTORY/COMEDY Dollop HISTORY DEEP DIVE Hardcore History MOVIES Rewatchables HATE-WATCH CRITICISM West Wing Thing POP CULTURE/FILM Frotcast MIXED Revisionist History GOOD/BAD Joe Rogan: GOOD: propping up comic friends; BAD: useful idiot for propping up bad faith fascists who should be put out to pasture INTERNET CURIOSITY Reply All LEFTIST POLITICS Chapo Trap House TRUE CRIME In the Dark ADVICE Don’t Take Bullshit From Fuckers LAME Pod Save America OVERRATED Missing Richard Simmons DIDN’T LIKE S-Town SERIAL Season 3>Season 1 TRUMP Trump, Inc SPORTS SCHAUDENFREUDE Fuck the Chargers OKAY Bill Simmons WTF WITH MARON good when he talks to comics MURDER My Favorite Murder OTHER GOOD ONES Hound Tall; Press Box

2010s MUSIC  FAVORITE anything Brian Fallon ROCK BAND Menzingers SONG Robyn-‘Dancing On My Own’ POP-PUNK BAND Wonder Years LIVE ALBUM Horrible Crowes-‘Elsie’ HEAVY BAND Every Time I Die ELECTRONIC Chvrches SOLO Rihanna COVER ALBUM Dustin Kensrue-‘Thoughts on a Different Blood’ GO-TO AT GYM Story So Far OFF THE INEVITABLE & IRRECOVERABLE DEEP END Kanye KIND OF LIKE THE MUSIC/HATE THE PERSON: LIKE KANYE Taylor Swift, Bieber THOUGHT I’D HATE BUT DOES NOT SUCK Lana Del Rey; Post Malone OTHER FAVES 1975; Arctic Monkeys; Beach Slang; Black Keys; Bon Iver; Carly Rae Jepsen; the National; Thrice MIXED Chance the Rapper; Kendrick Lamar I’ll be honest I spent far more time listening to podcasts nearly all the time and just listened to mostly the same couple of things I liked. 2010s PATRIOTS  2010s BEST GAMES 1) Seahawks Super Bowl 2) Falcons Super Bowl 3) Ravens 2015 Divisional 4) Chiefs 2019 AFCCG UNDERRATED CLASSIC Ravens 2015 Divisional BRADY/GRONK GO DOWN LIKE CHAMPS 1) 2018 Eagles Super Bowl 2) Broncos 2015 AFCCG: Brady’ offensive line was a sieve EITHER WAY Giants Super Bowl: game changed when Brady’s shoulder got fucked up by Tuck FAVORITE PLAYER TB12 MOST FUN/DOMINANT Gronk HEART OF TEAM Edelman BELOVED Wilfork ROCK SOLID 1) Hightower 2) McCourty 3) James White 1st BALLOT HALL OF FAMERS 1) Brady 2) Gronk 3) Revis LATER BALLOT 1) Edelman 2) Scarnecchia 3) Welker 4) Wilfork 5) Slater MAKING AN ARGUMENT Gilmore PATS HALL ONLY 1) McCourty 2) Hightower 3) Mankins 4) White 5) Gostkowski 6) Mayo 7) Chung UNDERRATED/GOOD VALUE 1) Amendola 2) Vollmer 3) Ninkovich 4) Chung 5) Woodhead DESERVED BETTER Welker UNSUNG Slater OVERRATED 1) Solder 2) Brandin Cooks NO-SHOWS Dolphins (Dec ’19); Jets Divisional (Jan ‘11) BEST REGULAR SEASON WINS 1) 2013 Broncos 2) 2017 Steelers 3) 2013 Saints BEST REGULAR SEASON LOSSES 1) 2012 49ers 2) 2016 Seahawks 3) 2014 Packers 4) 2015 Broncos LOL Miami Miracle: saved by winning Super Bowl LEAST TALENTED TEAM 1) 2013 by a mile 2) 2010 3) 2011 4) 2018 BEST TEAM 1) 2014  2) 2016 BEST PLAYS (NON-GRONK) 1) Butler INT Seahawks 2) Edelman TD pass vs Ravens 3) Buttfumble Jets 4) Edelman catch vs Falcons 5) Walk-off TD vs Falcons 6) Dan Connolly kick return 7) Brady TD pass to LaFell 2015 Divisional POUNDED TABLE TO DRAFT 1) Lamar Jackson 2) Kittle 3) AJ Brown 4) Honey Badger 5) Stefon Diggs WANTED BUT OUT OF REACH 1) Aaron Donald 2) Quenton Nelson 3) Derwin James 4) Hopkins 5) TJ Watt 6) Saquon 7) Keenan Allen 8) McCaffrey 9) Gurley WOULD’VE WON IT ALL IF NOT FOR INJURIES 2011, 2012, 2015, 2017. That’s football HEALTHIEST SEASON 2018 ROPE-A-DOPED/GOT BY ON VETERAN GUILE 2018: Belichick’s best coaching FAVORITE PICKS AT THE TIME OF GUYS I WANTED 1) Gronk 2) Hightower/Chandler Jones 3) Shaq Mason MOVES I HATED THAT I WAS WRONG ABOUT 1) Stephon Gilmore 2) trading Jamie Collins MOST IMPROVED Marcus Cannon BEST FIND Kyle Van Noy MOVE I LOVED getting Blount back the 2nd time IF BUTLER WASN’T BENCHED, DO THEY BEAT THE EAGLES? Yes 100%. If only because, if nothing else, he can tackle BUTLER’s INT KILLED THE ‘LEGION OF BOOM’ SEAHAWKS WOULD-BE DYNASTY Yes DRAFT REACH THAT MADE NO SENSE Jordan Richards: Tavon Wilson 2.0 BAD DRAFT MOVES 1) Dominique Easley 2) Cyrus Jones 3) Dobson 4) Mallett DIRTY SECRET Belichick sucks at drafting in 2nd round WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD IF HE STAYED HEALTHY Malcolm Mitchell HATE TO SEE WALK BUT COULDN’T AFFORD 1) Trey Flowers 2) Chandler Jones 3) Jimmy G 4) Talib 5) Akiem Hicks DEFLATEGATE fraud/power trip job by Goodell/owners BRADY OR BELICHICK MORE VALUABLE Brady 100% DISAPPOINTING/GAMBLES 1) Ochocinco 2) Michael Bennett: got him 2 years too late 3) Fanene signing 4) Haynesworth BEST SHORT-TERM 1) Martellus Bennett 2) Chris Long 3) Revis 4) Brian Waters SUSPECT CHARACTERS/EDGY PERSONALITY MACHINES Brandon Spikes; Brandon Browner…SERIAL KILLER Aaron Hernandez PERSONALITY DISORDER DISASTER Antonio Brown: bad signing/unexpected HOW THE FUCK DID WE LOSE TO THAT GUY? Eli Manning/Nick Foles LIFESAVER Scarnecchia MCDANIELS Frustrating—but continuity matters REFS FUCKED OVER Gronk  MISCELANNEOUS 2010s GOOD/ENJOY Bernie Sanders/AOC: people who actually want to get good done that’s long overdue…Lebron James; Stephen Curry; Kawhi; Zion Williamson; Luka Doncic...Lamar Jackson; Pat Mahomes; JJ Watt; Marshawn Lynch…Coach Ed Orgeron...David Ortiz…2011 Bruins…memes…Don Winslow crime novels…David Roth writing on Trump…David Grann non-fiction…’Book of Mormon’ DID NOT ENJOY Kyrie Irving…Deflategate…LeBron on the Heat…Bobby Valentine DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE LIKE ‘Between the World and Me’…Elon Musk…Lin Manuel-Miranda/’Hamilton’ INDEFENSIBLY AND INFURIATINGLY BAD THE MORE YOU LOOK AT IT Facebook…Obama Presidency/Democratic Party Leadership EVERYDAY DISASTER Media: CNN; Fox; MSNBC; NY Times Op-Ed…Trump/Republicans: Trump presidency was basically 2010s 9/11 for inevitable disastrous fallout & consequences my generation will never recover from…Grifters Trojan horsing way in shamelessly (Trump administration; Ben Shapiro; Alex Jones; Milo; Jordan Peterson, Tomi Lahren, etc.) and no repercussions...Republican Party basically one goal: to troll libs even with shitty ideas that suck FAVORITES WHO DIED Bourdain; Elmore Leonard; Garry Shandling; Muhammad Ali; Robin Williams; Tom Petty BEST TALENT CUT SHORT Philip Seymour Hoffman SHITTIEST PEOPLE WHO DIED Antonin Scalia; George HW Bush; John McCain; Osama; Steve Jobs; Whitey Bulger I FORGOT THAT SHIT HAPPENED Charlie Sheen loses it JEFFREY EPSTEIN did not kill himself WHAT DEFINES 2010s Amazon/Bezos…Climate Change/Gun Violence inaction…Journalism being taken over by Bane Capital-esque vultures/local places dying...one-sided Class War by the uber-rich…#MeToo…Netflix…Opioids…Outrage/Cancel culture…Police Injustice…Silicon Valley…Social Media…Superhero shit…Your mom

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"Maybe if his son didn't remind me of Cyrus from the Trailer Park Boys I'd feel safer at home" - an actual quote I just heard rn

[atlanticcanada]

“Cyrus” from TPB – Prostate Cancer Canada Fundraiser

Trailer Park Boys’ Bernard Robichaud, “Cyrus”, discusses his journey with prostate cancer. from : Halifax https://ift.tt/316BMHL

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The 5 Best (& 5 Worst) Trailer Park Boys Episodes | ScreenRant

Since it's debut in 2001, the mockumentary series Trailer Park Boys has become an international sensation. So far, 12 seasons of the show have aired with over 105 episodes. Not to mention a few films and spin-off series.

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Among these many episodes, there are quite a few that fans consider being the best and funniest in the show's history. Technically speaking, the series does not really have a bad episode. Even so, some episodes are lacking and could have done better.

The following article will focus on five of the best, and worst, episodes produced by the Trailer Park Boys.

10 Worst: Take Your Little Gun And Get Out Of My Trailer Park (Season 1, Episode 1)

The first episode of the series occurs 18 months following the events of the 1999 pilot film of the same name. After getting released, Ricky and Julian discover that the Sunnyvale Trailer Park is under the control of Cyrus MacDougall. Compared to some of the other episodes in the series, the first one is not known for its humor.

Rather, its true purpose is to introduce the show's central characters, as well as promote character development. Overall, this episode is vital for setting up the future of the series. Even so, it is still considered the worst episode of the show's first season.

9 Best: The S**t Blizzard (Season 5, Episode 10)

The Season 5 finale of Trailer Park Boys holds nothing back as the boys prepare to face off against Cyrus and his crew. Although reluctant to fight him, the interference of Jim Lahey and Randy forces the boys and Cyrus to fight one another.

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This episode is one of the most intense in the series and features a huge gunfight in the middle of Sunnyvale Trailer Park. There is even some drama as Ricky temporarily dies from a heart attack. Thankfully, Lahey uses CPR to save his life. Regardless of how many times fans watch it, the intensity of "S**t Blizzard" makes it one of the best episodes.

8 Worst: All The F****n' Dope You Can Smoke (Season 10, Episode 6)

There is a consensus among fans that season 10 is one of the worst seasons. Among its many faults is the extent that Julian goes to ensure his new business, a casino-resort, brings in money. When Ricky and Bubbles commit a huge blunder involving a commercial advertisement for the casino, Julian is beyond upset.

Julian even goes so far as to fire Bubbles and get into a gunfight with Ricky, which is extreme even for Julian. Another horrible moment features Barb and her posy sexually assaulting Randy and blackmailing Lahey. One of the few upsides to this episode is that the boys were featured on a segment of Jimmy Kimmel Live.

7 Best: Conky (Season 4, Episode 5)

To get Bubbles to the hospital, Ricky and Julian help him find his old ventriloquist dummy Conky. In addition to addressing the theme of affordable health care, this episode also introduces a new side to Bubbles as his usual personality is taken over by Conky.

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It does not take long for the puppet to get on both Ricky and Julian’s nerves. He eventually crosses a line, resulting in Julian blowing his head off. While it is somewhat disconcerting to learn that Bubbles has an alternate personality, this episode manages to pull it off in a way that leaves fans dying of laughter.

6 Worst: Freedom 45? (Season 10, Episode 1)

Another major downside of Season 10 was the introduction of Trailer Park Boys' new antagonists. Instead of the usual enemies like Lahey or Cyrus, the boys face a new foe the likes of which they have never faced: Lahey's ex-wife, Barbara "Barb" Lahey.

In the past, Barb has always appeared as a close friend/business partner to the boys. She was even temporarily engaged to Ricky towards the end of the fourth season. In the Season 10 debut, she returns from prison alongside her former cellmates Donna and Candy. Suffice to say, a lot of fans were disappointed with Barb and her posy.

5 Best: F****n’ F****d Out Of Our F*****n’ Minds (Season 12 Episode 10)

"F****n' F****d Out of Our F****n' Minds" is the highest-rated episode of Season 12. The finale ends the season with a bang, as the boys find themselves incarcerated, despite their attempts to go legit at the start of the season.

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Furthermore, the episode concludes with the boys, Corey, Jacob, Lahey and Randy turning into cartoon versions of themselves after ingesting mushrooms, essentially foreshadowing Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series. However, this episode is also emotional due to featuring the last onscreen appearance of John Dunsworth – the actor who plays Lahey - who passed away shortly after Season 12 finished filming.

4 Worst: Up In Smoke We Go (Season 10, Episode 7)

In this episode, the boys are blessed with a lucrative business opportunity as celebrity guests, Snoop Dog, Doug Benson, and Tom Arnold arrive to enjoy some time off in Sunnyvale. The guest appearance of Snoop Dog is one of the major highlights of this episode, as well as the entire season.

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Unfortunately, it is frequently overshadowed by the episode's cheesiness, especially in moments involving Tom Arnold. This episode takes the boys out of their usual element. Instead of getting into the usual illegal/greasy business to get money, they are reduced to the role of entertaining their celebrity guests for money.

3 Best: A S**t River Runs Through It (Season 7, Episode 10)

In the Season 7 finale, the boys set out to complete their latest scheme which involves smuggling tobacco from Canada into the United States. Unfortunately, they soon find themselves cornered by both American and Canadian law enforcement after a resurrected Conky takes over Bubbles and sells them out by calling the authorities.

The boys soon find themselves trapped in the middle of a river between Canada and the States. In one of the funniest moments in the show’s history, Ricky takes command of the situation and negotiates a deal to determine which country gets to arrest them. It is an unforgettable episode worthy of being the show's original series finale.

2 Worst: The Super Bling Cowboy (Season 10, Episode 8)

"The Super Bling Cowboy" is the lowest-rated episode not just of Season 10 but the entire series. On the one hand, it features an amazing moment where Snoop Dog helps Bubbles win a music competition. On the other hand, it also features an indecent proposal by Tom Arnold to have sex with Lucy for $10,000.

What's worse is that Julian tries to pimp out Lucy for half that amount. After making amends with his friends in the last episode, it is shocking that Julian still prioritizes making money over their friendship. Regardless of his reasons, it does not justify him trying to pimp out his best friend’s lover for money.

1 Best: Closer to the Heart (Season 3, Episode 5)

"Closer to the Heart" starts with Julian and Ricky trying to buy tickets to a Rush concert for Bubbles. Unfortunately, Lahey buys all the tickets to get back at Ricky for littering, prompting Ricky to take matters into his own hands. Naturally, this leads to Ricky kidnapping Rush's guitarist, Alex Lifeson.

Watching Ricky successfully kidnap a celebrity in broad daylight is one of the funniest things ever. Furthermore, Lifeson's interaction with the boys is both hilarious and enjoyable to watch. Especially when it concludes with him and Bubbles playing the guitar together. As the highest-rated episode in the series, it is guaranteed to satisfy fans of both the show and Rush.

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