#barb lahey

[tpb-i-love-mr-lahey]

ok listen up i don’t like barb but i’d be willing to talk crystals with her.

[rum-and-muscles]

#repost

I edited a meme, i am not sorry.

[strangerstilinski]

stiles girlies if you're still here would you perhaps like a teeny tiny little sneak peek of Selenophiles chapter 10 in honor of me surpassing 12,000 words and it still not being finished

if your answer was yes, then here you go 👀

Matt sighed in irritation, “He had this first edition Spider-Man.. Or.. Was it Batman..?” He scratched at his temple in thought before shaking his head, seemingly deciding that the specifics didn’t matter, “We were gonna make a trade. But then I’m over there and I hear music in the backyard.. And when I go back there, everyone’s having a good time. I see Sean, and he throws Jessica in the pool. And then Bennet goes in-”

Each of their faces flash in Amber’s memory as he says their names — The team photograph from the 2008 yearbook was practically burned into her brain by now. That group huddled together in the front row, smiling faces pressed close, championship medals hanging around their necks.. Those had been Lahey’s favorites-

They were all dead now.

“-And then Camden..” Matt continued, “Isaac’s jarhead brother? He grabs me. He thinks it’s funny.”

“He threw you in.” Scott deduced.

Amber loathed the brief flash of pity that swirled in her chest, “Matt, he couldn’t have known-” She said as gently as she could manage.

“I yelled that I can’t swim,” Matt interrupted her sharply, “But nobody listened. I went under. I swallowed water.. And no one cared.” His words are barbed, sticky rage coating every one, “I see these bodies, under the water. I see Jessica’s got a hand down Sean’s swim trunks. Tucker’s grabbing Kara. And I’m drowning. I’m dying and they’re all laughing. And then all of sudden I was just.. Laying by the pool. And Lahey is right there above me and he says: You tell no one! He tells me: This.. This is your fault!” Matt’s voice cracks around the words even as the anger in his eyes intensifies, “And, What little bastard doesn’t know how to swim? He told me to say nothing. To tell no one.. And I didn’t. I didn’t tell anyone. But then I would see them around town, at school, and they wouldn’t even look at me.”

Amber looked into Matt’s eyes, saw the way they had darkened and clouded over with his building rage, and realization set in inside of her with a sort of finality. There was truly no getting through to him. Nothing they could say would ever be enough to talk him down from the ledge he’d dragged himself onto. Trauma was a tricky thing, like that. It wedged itself deep inside of you, manifested itself in ways you couldn’t predict or rewrite. And Matt’s trauma had buried itself so far down that angry thorns had twisted their way around it, sharp barbs pricking at the scabbed over memories whenever he moved just right. Those thorns had caused all that pain to bleed internally. It bled, and it bled. Until that pain and fear had fermented into something worse, something ugly, something dangerous.

Blind fury.

“I’d wake up in the middle of the night gasping for breath,” Matt continued in a rush, words tripping over one another in his haste. Tears shone in his eyes, big and welling at his waterline even as his lip pulled back in a snarl, “And my parents? They thought I was asthmatic. Th-They even got me an inhaler. They didn’t know that every time I closed my eyes I was in that pool. Every time I closed my eyes I.. I was drowning.”

Amber swallowed down around the lump that had suddenly found a home in her throat, and the bile on the back of her tongue tasted an awful lot like chlorine. She blinked once and she was back in that pool with Stiles and Derek. She felt the cloudy pool water stinging at her eyes, felt the way the pressure had built up and pressed against the insides of her skull when her lungs screamed for oxygen. She remembered the defeat of taking in that first gulp of water and the way it burned in her chest. She remembered the ache in her tired muscles finally relaxing as her spotty vision went dark. She remembered gagging and retching around the water as it came back up and then the coughing that immediately followed as she fought to bring air into her lungs. She remembered Stiles saving her the first time around, and then Scott an hour or so later when she very nearly had it happen all over again.

“I drowned that night at the school pool.”

Her voice was so hollow, Amber almost didn't realize the words came from herself. When she shook her head, the world around her spun for a moment, but when it cleared, so did the worst of the memories. She looked up again and found both boys looking at her with differing expressions, though they both displayed underlying confusion.

…

[brainmaniaman]

I have been scouring this fucking app for Julian fics, never really occurred to I can just request some lol.

So yeah, if you're up for it I've got a little plot/trope set up that'd id love to see. Outsider(fem)reader/julian.

Something along the lines of a reader moving into the park from the southern us, new to Canada and parks in general. As an outsider, Julian expected you to be trouble or judgemental, so he acts like a dick to you at first. Later on, he starts to see instead how kind you are to everyone, understanding and totally up for doing ppl favors even when there's nothing for you in the end. This makes him feel real guilty for bein an ass to you, and also makes him start to feel other things towards u.. Take the fic in whatever direction you'd I wanna see u work ur magic

( + no pressure 2 write it ofc!!)

pairing: julian/fem!reader fandom: trailer park boys tags: smut (cis man/cis woman), fluff, a bit of angst, idk this is one of my more normal ones, heavy plot some porn (i kind of felt more plot focused with this one), julian is kind of hung (he gives me big dick energy)  author's note: i'm much more of a ricky kinda guy myself but when i got this request, i got really fucking excited. i loved the idea. i will say, this fic isn't structured traditionally. it's very dialogue heavy and kind of leaves some things up to the imagination. i wanted to establish relationships between the reader and other people in the park as well as share some of julian's private conversations about her. i'm really proud of the way this has turned out, though i'm sorry if it's not the interpretation you might have been hoping for (i'm a little insecure about the way i interpret storylines). i hope you like it, though. i worked hard on it and i'm pretty sure it's the longest julian/reader fic currently on the internet so i'm going to take that fucking win rn. also, i actually live in the southern united states. (fun fact: i'm looking to move because i'm a trans man and life here is kind of ass if you're trans), so i gave the reader a backstory that's kind of unique to what a woman in 1999-2000 would have gone through. i'm not satisfied with the ending though, i'm sorry if this fic is a little lackluster, but we can only go up from here i guess. text blocking this shit was a fucking BITCH. word count: 6,442

everything i've ever let go of has claw marks on it.

The cultural climate of Sunnyvale Trailer Park wasn't exactly the most inviting. There were people who lived in the park and then there was everyone else. For the most part, newcomers never lasted more than a few weeks. The bottle kids drove away the weakest among them, but if those kids weren't effective usually Ricky's antics drove away the remaining lot. Sure, there were a few people here and there who moved in quietly, but those were usually the kind of people that minded their own business because lot rent was low enough for them to just ignore Lahey.

But in general, new people were not welcome. Especially know-it-all hipsters trying to live the simple life by casting away their possessions in an expensive storage unit and downsizing to a more humble trailer. Those were the kinds of guys that gave up quickly. Plus, new people threatened the balance of park politics. For the most part, Julian was well-liked and well-respected among the others due to his caring nature and dedication to his loved ones. He protected his own. And if there was one thing Julian didn't like, it was newcomers coming into the park without already knowing someone in it.

"Barb, I really think you should reconsider letting this girl in. I mean, you don't even know who she is." 

"Julian, this is a business, not a family estate. Her credit was just below decent, she has an okay-paying job, and paid three months of rent in advance. From a business perspective, she seems like she'll be a reliable tenant. It's a good thing you've grown close with your community, but you have to remember at the end of the day, this trailer park is here to make money. Whatever fit of paranoia you're suffering through, deal with it on your own time. Next time you come here with a complaint, make sure it's a business one." 

And just like that, Barb had shooed Julian off. What more could he say to that? Well, he had a lot more to say to that but she didn't want to listen. Every time he opened his mouth to speak, she only guided him further to the door. If Julian thought he was the one who ran this trailer park, he had another thing coming for him that's what. This dump needed more reliable tenants - normal folks who didn't like to get into trouble. Barb was trying to turn the park's image around.

"Julian, I just don't understand why you're so against this lady stayin' here. You know I'm no fan of newcomers myself, but she's been mindin' her own. She actually keeps her yard clean, which is pretty fuckin' nice if you ask me. It's nice to pass a yard that doesn't have a million fuckin' pieces of trash thrown all over the front. She even has one of those pink fuckin' yard flamingos in her yard. It's so bright and colorful. There ain't nothin' wrong with a little bit of color, Julian. Ain't nothin' wrong with a little bit of change." 

"Are you even listening to yourself talk Bubbles? Can you hear what you're saying? You're saying change for this park is good. Who knows what she believes in. She might hate dope growers, she may be workin' with Lahey, she could get nosy and bust us for dope and you know Ricky and I are growin' a lot of dope -" 

"- I know, I've seen that big fuckin' setup you got in that fuckin' trailer in that shitty little lot -" 

"- so then Bubbles you should know that new people aren't good. We can't trust new people, especially not now. Especially not when we're so close to selling them to those prison guards and retiring. A stranger could compromise the whole thing. Remember those bible scammers that came through here? I've learned my lesson since then and I'm not tryna repeat old mistakes." 

"Jesus Murphy Julian, you need to calm down. Those fuckin' assholes were obviously scammers, it's not like this lady is goin' door to door scammin' people." 

"Sure maybe she's not taking advanced orders on bibles Bubbles, but she is goin' in and out of everyone's house doin' favors for them. Why does she need to see the inside of everyone's house? Do you think she's lookin' for something?" 

"Have you ever stopped to think that maybe she's just a nice person doin' a nice thing? Nice people exist. You've been dealin' with dope and crime and jail so much that it's like you forgot how to trust someone. All you think about is dope and how you're going to protect it from everyone else." 

"You're only defendin' her because she brings you boxes of canned cat foods for your cats. She's buyin' you off and you don't even know it." 

"So what if she's helpin' me take care of my kitties? My kitties are the most important things to me and unlike you, she fuckin' knows that. If someone's offering to help take care of my precious little kitties, who the fuck am I to say no?" 

"Bubbles, look -" 

"No, no, nevermind." Bubbles tucks a gray cat further into his arms, his posture becoming more rigid. It's clear that he's done with the conversation, no longer interested in trying to hammer commonsense into Julian's brain. He couldn't see past his own paranoia and it was infuriating. In Julian's mind, everyone in the world was out to get him - even the nice lady across the street who helped his friend support his kitties. "You just don't get it, Julian. I'm goin' back home, come talk to me when you get it." 

Julian was still convinced he was right about this girl. If the bottle kids didn't run you out, he'd just take matters into his own hands. He didn't care whether or not Bubbles helped. Julian was a man of many connections, and even if he couldn't find someone else to get the job done he had no qualms with taking care of the situation himself.

"I mean, if you think that lady's dangerous then you know I'm gonna follow you Julian 'cause you got the brains and stuff behind the projector, but I just gotta let you know I'm still workin' on my grade ten so whatever idea you have you got to make sure it's not illegal 'cause I can't go back to jail, not right before Trinity's birthday. That means we can't do any property damage or breaking and entering or any shit like that." 

"I promise you Ricky we're not gonna go back to jail, we're just gonna annoy the shit out of her until she leaves. I was thinkin' maybe you and Cory and Trevor could host like a really loud party across the street tomorrow night, you know - something to keep her awake. If we get a noise complaint, we'll just shut it down, but then once the cops leave we'll start it back up again. We'll do this for a few nights until she finally decides to move out." 

"That's a pretty fucking good idea, that's smart. Plus, since it's a party we can get drunk and high."

It's 2 a.m. and that fucking party is still going. There were several times you considered calling in a noise complaint but you decided that it was a better idea to just wait it out. It had to end at some point and overall, it was never a good idea to get involved with parties like that because sometimes they got out of a hand, and you were too smart to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Though when you stepped outside to 'check your mailbox' - spy on the party still going on into the early hours of the morning - you find yourself tripping over something. You stumble onto your hands and knees and it's only when you pull yourself up do you really get a good look at the man passed out by your mailbox. It's Ricky, and he's mumbling things almost incoherently. He mutters something about dope, bitches, Trinity, more bitches, Lucy, and good booze. It's a pathetic way to be, but you can't help but feel bad for you.

You use the toe of your shoe to rock his face awake. Ricky sputters before waking up in a drunk panic. He's angry and yelling incoherently, but your promise of a hot shower and a hot sandwich satiates his anger. He struggles his way through a shower, though almost slips a few times. He eats hand to mouth, chewing loudly, and drunk conversation ensues. He shares a lot with you - stuff he probably wouldn't have shared sober. He eventually passes out, not remembering much in the morning. That morning you share breakfast and a little bit about each other. He tried to hate you, he really did, but you were charismatic in a friendly way. There weren't any ulterior motives, you just enjoyed conversation.

"I don't know Julian, she seems fine to me. I mean, she's not all that bad. Her yard is pretty clean and you know, she has that pink little flamingo in her yard and honestly it's pretty fuckin' cute. I mean yeah she's kinda annoying and I hate that fuckin' southern fuckin' cowboy accent she fucking has but whatever. I think you're gettin' worked up over nothin'. You've been so busy tryna push out this lady who hasn't done nothin' wrong to you while I'm over here slavin' away watchin' after these fuckin' dope plants and tryin' to study for my grade ten all while play peepin' tom spy guy on some poor fuckin' lady." 

"You're just saying that 'cause she let you spend the night and made you breakfast."

"You know what I sure as fuck I am! She made me breakfast and kept me from sleepin' on the fuckin' ground drunk as piss and let me use her shower and shit and I didn't even have to put out! It's not like I trust her or anything like that - I didn't talk about dope or nothin' like that at all." That was the truth. "It's just at this point anything is better than fucking Cory and Trevor. I'm not sayin' you gotta like her or trust her, but she's not all that bad Julian. Maybe if you actually got to fuckin' know her like I have you'd see that you're just being a paranoid dickbag." 

"You know what Ricky, you don't anything about her. You're just seeing what she wants you to see. But I'm smart, so I see right through it -" 

"Come on Julian don't be like that -" 

"- and since nobody is going to take care of this fucking situation then I guess I'll have to." 

Julian felt like everyone around him was failing him. Nobody else seemed to feel the same way he did about your existence in the trailer park. As each day passed, Julian grew more overtly snide. When approaching Ricky and Bubbles, Julian never took the time to acknowledge you. It was obvious that he was just being an ass, so you opted to ignore it, preferring not to fight. Silence was Julian's strongest weapon. But as the days ticked by, the tension between you and Julian only seemed to mount itself higher.

It's not like you inherently disliked Julian. In fact, you liked to believe that there was good in everyone and you prided yourself in your ability to be able to pull even the toughest people out of their shell. However, Julian was no easy project. Every time you tried to approach him, he simply brushed you off. You weren't even sure that the two of you had even exchanged any greetings. He hadn't even said hello. So when trying to talk to him didn't work, you simply tried to stay out of his way. This was frustrating for Julian because what he wanted you to do was to blow up and make it a big ordeal. But you didn't. You simply kept to yourself and resumed helping others around the park without complaints. 

There were times where Julian thought about approaching you in the way Julian thinks about approaching any pretty thing in a summer dress that talks to him. But he remains strong in the face of adversity. Gone were the days of chasing anything in a dress. He had a dope business to worry about.

But sometimes the thought would creep up onto Julian ever so slowly. Sometimes, he'd get this kind of fantasy in his head - especially on the Sunday afternoons you'd spend gently pushing yourself back and forth in your rocking chair, enjoying the summer sunlight. He could think of a million ways you two could enjoy the afternoon together, but he often pushed the thought out of his head. He had a park to protect. Friends to protect.

"You know, you have some real nerve comin' up here in this trailer park and putting on a show like you're doing." 

You look up from the rocking chair you were gently pushing yourself back and forth in and offer Julian a small smile.

"So you're Julian?"

Julian can't help but be a bit enamored with your slight southern drawl. It sounds like you're somewhere from the deep southern United States - one of those more rural provinces like Texas or Alabama. He can't quite pinpoint the accent, but he secretly finds it endearing.

"And how do you know that?" 

"I mean, with how much you do for the people here it's kind of hard not to know who you are. Plus, Ricky and Lucy both never seem to shut up about you. You know, if I didn't know any better I'd say they're both in love with you or something. Also, yesterday you came to pick up Ricky and he pointed right at you and said well, there's Julian, see ya later. I just put two and two together." 

"I'm not here to make small talk, (name)." 

"Then what are you here to do, Julian?" 

There's silence. What is he here to do. There wasn't anything that he could reasonably do and he wasn't the terrorizing type if he didn't have to be. Fuck, he had even promised that his greasy trouble-causing days were over. But here he was, standing at the edge of the patio stairs, contemplating whether or not he should threaten a woman.

"I'm just here to ask you about your intentions with Ricky, that's all." 

You can't help but laugh out loud at the comment. "Oh, please. There's nothing going on between us." 

Julian knows that because if there was something going on between you and Ricky, Ricky wouldn't shut up about it and the whole park would know. But he's trying to be covert about his intent to interrogate you.

"Yeah, well . . . there better not be . . . Ricky's a good guy and I'd really hate to see him get hurt . . ." 

"Why are you really here, Julian?" 

Julian stands in silence, thoughtfully cradling his glass in his hand as he tries to come up with a clever lie - but it's hard to think when he catches a glimpse of your thighs pressed together underneath your thin summer dress. He squints and then looks away briefly.

"I just wanted to stop by and tell you more about the culture of Sunnyvale. You know, we're really tight-knit. Like family."

"I know." 

"And you know, family protects family." 

"I know." 

"And you know, I'd do anything for my family." 

"I know." 

"Anything." 

"What are you getting at?" 

"I'm not getting at anything, (name). I'm just givin' you a little more info about our park, just trying to get acquainted with you." 

"Oh, you're trying to get acquainted with me? This is the first time I've spoken to you in the month I've been living here." 

"Well, you know, I was busy with the business I'm running -" 

"- that lawn mowing business you and Ricky got?" 

Is that what Ricky is calling it? "Yeah, we've had a lot of customers so I've been having to do a lot of bookwork to keep up with the business you know. But it's been busy, so I haven't had time to talk, but now I do and I want to get to know you." 

"You want to get to know me?" 

"That's what I just said isn't it?" 

"Well I'll tell you what Julian," You push the chair backwards in thought, looking up at the bright summer sky. The sun shines in your face, warming your skin. It's a nice feeling. "If you really want to get to know me, you'll come over for dinner tonight." 

Julian wasn't going to admit it but he was excited at the prospect of dinner. The last time he shared time - much less a meal - with a woman, she ended up stealing his dope plants and lying to him about being in love. In all fairness, most people would have been wary of someone saying I love you within the first week of getting to know them, but Julian (for the most part) was a hopeless romantic. He liked the idea of a life with someone else. 

Julian told himself that this was strictly business - that he was here to set the record straight. This wasn't get-to-know-you dinner, this wasn't a date. He was just here to let you know that he wasn't going to tolerate funny business. He just happened to be wearing his nicest clean black shirt and he just happened to be wearing one of his nicer pair of jeans - the ones that didn't have the holes in them. Julian knocks on your door. The two minutes he waits for you to answer feels like an eternity but when you open the door, he's glad he's waited. 

"You got a hot date you're going to after this?" 

"What, this?" You look down at the pink summer dress you're wearing, "This is casual." You had always been the more feminine type, enjoying softer clothes and pretty dresses. Plus, unlike jeans dresses were more comfortable. You usher him inside and he obliges, being careful to not spill his drink when he steps in. 

"Dinner is served." Dinner being a massive fucking bowl of macaroni and cheese with cheap ass hot dogs. "Sorry it's not exactly the best, but -"

"It's fine, don't worry about it." Julian sets his glass down. He's actually ecstatic. Macaroni and cheese and fucking hotdogs? "You know, I don't know where you're from but around here this is a five-star meal." 

You give a dry laugh. as Julian picks up his fork to eat. "You'll have to forgive me, I'm kind of new to the whole trailer park life and the whole being poor thing." 

"Oh yeah? Where are you from?" 

"Southern United States." 

"What state?" 

"Texas." 

"That's a long way from here, basically on the other side of the continent. Why'd you come up this way?" Julian tells himself that he's not trying to get to know you because he's interested in you - he's trying to get to know you to get dirt on you, to know what he's up against. 

"I needed an abortion." You answer dryly, "And even though it's been legal for some years now, no physician was wiling to perform one on me." 

"Why come to Nova Scotia? Why not just go to another state?" 

"Well, I figured things were just better here than they were there. Don't get me wrong, it's not perfect by any means but it's better than where I was from. At least here I know if I need the service again, it's a little more reliably accessible. Plus, it's not like I had anywhere or anyone I could turn to. So I just kind of . . . stayed." 

"Heavy stuff." Julian sets down his fork, "Didn't have any family to turn to?" 

"No, and even if I did they're not the kind of people I'd want to be around." 

Julian could relate to that.

"So you just came to Canada for an abortion and then decided to stay? You know, when Americans come to Canada they want to go to Quebec. Nova Scotia isn't exactly on the top of the list, let alone Dartmouth. Let alone fucking Sunnyvale Trailer Park. Nobody just moves in here. Come on, (name) . . . what's the real reason why you're staying here?" 

Your mouth runs dry as you consider answering him honestly. "Well, uh . . . you know . . ." You twiddle your thumbs a bit, "I came to Canada with my passport and got my abortion and then . . . I just uh . . ." There's a long pause as your appetite disappears completely. "I didn't have anywhere to go to so I just . . . never left . . . this place was the only place that'd rent to an illegal resident . . ." 

"Holy fuck you don't have your papers?" Julian wasn't sure what kind of story he was expecting but it wasn't that. Now he feels like an asshole. "How did you get a job? How did you even afford this place?" 

"Well, I had some savings so that was a good cushion, but when that ran out I was able to find a job working as a waitress at that little restaurant just out of town. I'm not technically on the payroll, they just don't make me report my tips, and any extra money is kind of . . . earned under the table." You respond sheepishly.

God, Julian feels like such a fucking jackass for being a raging asshole to you. 

"That's . . . hard." Julian doesn't really know what else to say.

"Yeah." 

"Well, I've shared my deepest darkest secret with you. Do you want to share anything with me?" 

You and Julian talk well into the early hours of the morning, swapping life stories, funny anecdotes, and talking about all of the small things in between. Honestly, he feels at ease with you in a way he hasn't felt at ease before. The conversation flows naturally and even the silence you occasionally fall into feels comfortable. It's nearly two in the morning when you both look at the small clock hanging on your wall and realize the time.

". . . well, it's a little late . . ." You stretch in your chair, still sitting across the table from Julian. You don't really want him to go, but you've both run out of things to talk about and you still have some errands you have to run before work tomorrow. "You know, I have some things I gotta do tomorrow . . . but if you're feeling nice, maybe you can pay me back for dinner by making some for me. I'm usually too tired to cook when I get home . . . you know, only if you want to." 

It's hard for Julian to say no to that face.

"What time do you get off work?"

. . .

Julian continues to insist that he doesn't feel some kind of way, that he's just taking the opportunity to really get to know you - you know, in case you ever pose a threat - but the nightly dinner-dates seem to differ. 

"Why is it so hard to admit that you have a hard-on for (name)? It's so fucking obvious." 

"It's not like that Ricky. You know, I have somewhere to be so why don't you just fuck off and give me some fucking space?" 

"Oh yeah I know exactly where you want to be, all up in -" 

The truth of the matter was that even though Julian fantasized about it at night, truly nothing had happened. You were sweet, kind, intelligent, patient, compassionate - a truly wonderful person. And that was the problem. Normally, Julian found himself happy to jump into a relationship, but he found himself afraid of making a fool of himself. Guys like him didn't get with girls like you. Simple as that. Besides, love just wasn't in the cards for Julian. It just never worked out like that.

Tonight was yet another night of disappointment. You had lingered on Julian's doorstep after dinner, hoping that maybe he'd make a move and at least give you a kiss goodnight - but the two of you simply stood there awkwardly until he nodded, saying he was probably going to go off to bed now. It was frustrating because you thought you were sending all of the right signals. Light touches, flirtatious giggles, risque comments - the works. But yet again, you find yourself leaving empty-handed. It wasn't that you weren't satisfied with the friendship, you really liked the dynamic the two of you had. You liked that Julian showed you ways to save money, ways to spruce up the trailer home so it felt more roomy, showed you around town a bit - but it left you feeling a bit stupid because you could have sworn the two of you had something more. You could just feel it. But he never addressed it and it drove you crazy. 

You knock on the door nervously, your hands shaking.

Julian answers the door again. "What's going on?" 

"I don't want to go home just yet. This is about the time J-Roc films his adult films. Can I just sit here for thirty more minutes? He usually finishes up around one in the morning or so." 

"Uh, yeah, sure, come on in. You can hang out here. I have to shower because, you know, I got somewhere to be in the morning -" Tomorrow was the day he was supposed to drop off the product with the prison guards, "- normally I'd wait up but I got some important stuff I gotta take care of tomorrow. I'm about to get ready for bed, so you can just leave whenever you're ready."

"Alright." 

You find yourself sitting awkwardly on the couch as Julian disappears into the bathroom. The trailer shakes a bit when he turns on the water and you can hear the pipes rush before the water falls like rain into the tub. You sit in silence and contemplate. You couldn't keep going back and forth like this, it'd get nowhere. He had hinted a few times at maybe having feelings. Sometimes his hand would linger on the small of your back too long when he was moving past you, or he'd stand too close to you - so close your shoulders would touch - whenever he got the chance. But nothing would ever come of it, and you were tired of it. You think about maybe joining him in the shower but that's too ballsy of a move, so you simply sit there and listen to the shower run until it's turned off. There's more shuffling and you can hear him go into his room. The hallway light turns off and the door clicks close. You should probably get going by now, but you can't bring yourself to just leave.

. . .

You feel like a psychopath drifting down the hallway. You only came down here to use the bathroom, but now you were standing at his bedroom door - contemplating whether or not you should knock on the door.

Knock. Knock. Knock.

"Ricky, is that you? I told you to stop picking my fucking lock -" 

"No," You answer meekly, "It's me. I uh, wanted to take that book back I lent you before I went home. I didn't see it in your living room so I figured you might be keeping it in here." 

Julian stares up at the ceiling in thought. Julian is pretty book-smart and it doesn't take a genius to know the game you're running. He's been down this road a thousand times. He wants to say yes, but there's still the lingering fear of ruining the good friendship that's already there.

Julian turns his head to look at his nightstand, the small paperback book sat there. Shit, maybe you weren't playing any games.

"Yeah, give me a moment, I'll come bring it to you." 

"You don't have to go through that trouble, I'll just come get it real quick . . . if that's alright with you." 

". . . that's alright with me." 

You gently push the door open, slipping through before gently closing the door behind you. You can only see the outline of Julian's body in the dark, a few shadows illuminated by the moonlight that drifts in through the blinds. 

"It's right over here." You see the shadow of Julian's hand reach over and grab the thick book. Infinite Jest.

"I'll come get it." You pull yourself up onto the bed, you're knees on either side of his feet. Gently, you shimmy your way up, crawling over him on your hands and knees. Julian shifts a bit. Both of your breaths are heavy and as you sit yourself comfortably on his waist, you watch his chest rise and fall with heavy breaths. Gently, you pluck the book from his hand. "Thank you." 

"You're welcome." Julian's voice is barely over a whisper.

You thumb through the thick book, landing on a page barely illuminated by the moonlight, reading the page you've thumbed to. "Everything I've ever let go of has claw marks on it." Truer words have never been spoken. Like everything in life, Julian has sunk his fingernails so deep into it he's drawn blood. He likes to pretend he can let things go, but he can't. 

Julian's hands gently grip at your hips, squeezing them softly - almost like he's afraid that if he squeezes too tight he'll hurt you. His fingers grip at your waist, gently pushing your hips backwards, guiding them in a gentle rocking motion against him. Your hips follow the movement of his hands, rocking against him with a pleased hum.

"Is that right?" Julian asks in a whisper.

"That's right." You respond gently.

"Me included?" He can't hope that you want him so bad that you'd sink your nails so deep into him that he'd never be able to leave you, even if he wanted to. And even if you wanted to leave him, he'd probably stay around and beg for you to take him back anyway.

"If you'll let me." 

If he wasn't rock hard before he's rock fucking hard now. "I want you." Julian's voice is hoarse, completely contradicting his typically firm and masculine present. He melts under you. Whether he wanted to believe it or not, Julian was a romantic and the touch of a woman he really valued meant a lot to him. His breath is labored as he guides your hips against him, "Please, I want you." 

If this were someone else in the park, it'd be a different story. Sleeping around with people in the park for Julian wasn't about emotions, it was about releasing a physical need, and when you can't keep a boyfriend sometimes you have to turn to your neighbors for some help. Everyone slept with everyone. But you're not them, this isn't just casual for Julian - he doesn't want to fuck it up. He shudders when your fingertips drag across his chest, tracing patterns and circles into his shirt as you rock against him, grinding your hips downwards to create more friction. You're a tease, you take your time, and he hates it but he loves it. Two large hands reach up to cup your breasts over your shirt gently, His hands trail downwards, over your abdomen, grabbing gently at your stomach for a short moment before finding themselves at the hem of your shirt. 

"What are you waiting for?" You ask him between small breaths, still making rhytmic riding motions. It's a softly-asked question but also a plea for action. "Please, Julian. I've wanted this since the moment I saw you." 

"God, fuck you're so fucking hot." It's like a flip switched in his head and he can't hold himself back anymore. Strong hands placed firmly on your hips flip you onto your back. Now he's on top of you, every part of him everywhere. His lips touch yours in a kiss, teeth pull at the skin of your neck, and tongue sooths the freshly bruised areas by rubbing itself on it in small circles. Like always, he can't help himself, and unlike recently, he stops wasting time.

Your shirt is the first thing to come off - Julian helps shimmy it off of you, throwing it to the side. The next thing to come off is your pajama pants, which he also tosses to the side after helping shimmy it off of you. He has half a mind to compliment the pretty color of your underwear and tell you it looks good on you, but he doesn't pay it any mind since it's about to come off anyways. His hands lift you up by the small of your back just long enough for him to unclasp your bra, letting you fall back down onto the bed. His hands hook underneath your knees, lifting them up and pushing your legs up so he can help slide your underwear easily off of your body. You're left naked under him while he remains fully clothed, lowering himself onto you before you can complain that he hasn't undressed yet.

His thumbs roll against your nipples, gently pinching and pulling at them before taking them into his mouth. Julian has never been the most gentle lover, especially when he gets excited, always eager to take matters into his own hands - but that's part of his appeal.

Kisses trail down your stomach, followed by him dragging his tongue along the skin, pushing your legs apart. He takes his time adorning your inner thighs with kisses, sucking on the skin and taking it between his teeth. He likes the way he makes you whimper and moan, it's intoxicating. But eventually the teasing becomes too much even for him, he's growing impatient, so he lends his tongue to you, circling it around your clit, strong nose pressed into sensitive skin.

Your body writhes as you feel a familiar pressure build in your abdomen, thighs tightening around his head so tight he thought he might suffocate. What a way to go that would be. Your fingers curl into his short hair, gripping and pulling at his hair while your toes curl. You whimper but that only encourages him to slowly push his thick index finger into you, followed by a second after you properly adjusted. His mouth and fingers work in tandem, his fingers curling and pressing inside of you in a come hither motion while his tongue continues to stroke your clit.

"Fuck, Julian, god, fuck -" But before you can climax, he's gone - pulling away. If Julian enjoys anything, it's edging. There's just something about bringing a woman to climax and leaving them nearly in tears that turns him on. 

"You look disappointed." Julian catches a glimpse of your lopsided frown illuminated in the moonlight, "Don't worry, I'll take care of it." His shirt is pulled over his head, exposing his bare chest. When you touch the muscle, it's firm from years of consistent working-out. You trace a tattoos that look like they were done with a sewing needle and ink - probably stick and poke tattoos - but Julian frowns. He doesn't like those tattoos, he's not proud of them and he's not proud of his time spent in jail. But you only offer him an encouraging smile and place your palm over the tattoo before dragging your hand down to his belt, pulling at the buckle. Julian offers you a half-hearted smile. "Can't wait?"

Julian pushes your hand out of the way gently, taking his time to unfasten his belt and slowly pulling it through the loops. The belt is tossed to the side, along with his pants and underwear, leaving you both equals. Two hands hook themselves underneath your knees, placing your ankles on his shoulders while he uses his right hand to stroke his cock a bit, helping to harden himself up more. Sometimes the nerves just get to you.

"Holy fuck Julian you're big, you gotta be careful with that thing you're carrying a whole fucking concealed weapon -" 

Julian chuckles a bit at the comment but presses a gentle kiss to your ankles. "I'll be careful with you if that's what you're trying to say." 

The tip is pushed in slowly with great discomfort, pushing himself in. There's a stiff moment of silence as you let out a labored breath. 

"You good?" he asks.

You nod, dragging your teeth over your bottom lip. Julian takes his thumb against your bottom lip, peeling it out from underneath your teeth. His thumb drags your bottom lip down, exposing the inside of it before pushing his thumb into your mouth. Your lips wrap around his thumb, letting your tongue slide against the skin, sucking on the appendage as he pulls out just a bit, repositioning himself before he thrusts back in. Your body pushes upwards with the motion, head pressing against the headboard slightly. His thumb is still pressed in your mouth while his free hand keeps hooked underneath your knee, pushing it backwards so he can angle himself better - each thrust pushing itself deeper inside of you. Sweat coats his chest and runs down the side of his face, abdomen flexing the closer he gets to coming, but he restrains himself - wanting to ride it out for as long as he could. 

"Fuck, fuck, fuck." 

"Oh, God, Julian -" 

"Fuck, (name)." 

"Julian -" 

"(Name), (Name), (Name)." 

"I heard you did a real good job of running that girl out of the trailer park last night, Julian." 

"Hey, Barbara, why don't you fuck off?" 

[pumpkinsy0]

Tim is Julian (I ALSO see him as Ray as well it's hard to make a decision) Curly is Ricky Pony is Lucy (if we wanna go purly, but i also see him as Bubbles) Johnny is Bubbles Bryon is Trevor Mark is Corey Angela is Sara Biff (from Rumble fish) Mr. Lahey Jerry is Randy Rusty James is Jacob Cathy Carlson is Barb

I DONT GAVE TO HIDE MY LOVE FOR TRAILER PARK BOYS ANYMORE WOOOOOO

i remember making this hc where when curly says something stupid, pony started calling them curlyisms and tim snd angela started using it, and now everyone knows about it

IM ROCKIN W THE WAY U SEE EM, IM NEVER LETTING THESE GO

mark and bryon as trevor and curly is SO real

[madkakerlaken]

ey Ruki is a big fluffy handsome guy and he needs a big fluffy pretty girlfriend THERE SHE IS!!! I named her Barbora, but it might be changed, because it's weird to have a lion named Barb (BARB LAHEY?!?!??!). Eitherway, she comes from the same pride as Asaya. The tribe broke down after their leader's death, fell upon hard times and living in a harsh chilly climate doesn't make things easier. Because their pride had an alliance with the Burning Blood, they were more than welcome to join them. And so she and Ruki met. First friends, then a bit platonic, beautiful love. Both were definitely mature when they met (50 years in human age) and knew definitely what they wanted in a relationship - a stable, deep friendship, a trustful and helpful companion. And a lot of big, fluffy cuddles.

[sterek-ao3feed-archive]

(In)Sanity is Overated.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52357459 by DaoOfGay "You know, once you're put through hell, you start to wonder if heaven even is real." Stiles smiled, in his hand the rather bloody baseball bat that had a piece of someone's scalp attached to one of the nails and part of the barbed wire. "Or, you know, just is death is truly the end- Where was I again? Ah, right." He cracked the skull of another hunter up, the blood slapshed everywhere. Derek seriously considered if he was going crazy- Why the fuck did he find that kinda hot? X-x-X Eldritch Horrors, Traumatized Stiles (he's more than that), Derek who is worried why he thinks Stiles' insanity is kinda hot, Alive Hale Family, and a magical apocalypse, oh my. Words: 2907, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Series: Part 73 of (Maybe) One Shots Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Categories: M/M Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Lydia Martin, Jackson Whittemore, Sheriff Stilinski (Teen Wolf), Peter Hale, Cora Hale, Laura Hale, Talia Hale, Derek Hale's Father, Isaac Lahey, Original Hale Character(s) (Teen Wolf) Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Additional Tags: Insanity, Mind Manipulation, Mindfuck, Mind Control, Mind Control Aftermath & Recovery, Magical Stiles Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski has Side Effects from the Nogitsune, Stiles Stilinski has Trauma from the Nogitsune, Enthusiastic Consent, Insane Stiles Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski Has Scars, Stiles Stilinski Has Nightmares, Stiles Stilinski Has Powers, Time Travel, Time Travel Fix-It, End of the World, Apocalypse, Magical Apocalypse, Nogitsune as an Eldritch Horror, Source of All Fears Nogitsune, Mage Stiles Stilinski, Warrior Derek Hale, Mental Health Issues, Mental Instability, Mental Institutions, Alternate Universe - No Hale Fire (Teen Wolf), Human Hale Family (Teen Wolf), The Hale Family Loves Stiles Stilinski, Worried Derek Hale, Derek Hale Has a Big Dick, Peter Hale Ships Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Protective Peter Hale, Stiles Stilinski is Derek Hale's Favorite, Broken Stiles Stilinski, Bad Parent Sheriff Stilinski (Teen Wolf), Tortured Stiles Stilinski, Aftermath of Torture, Mind Rape, Stiles Stilinski Needs a Hug, Derek Hale is Good at Feelings, Derek Hale is a Softie, Rich Hale Family (Teen Wolf) read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/52357459

[macabremomo]

Trailer Park Boys Collection (37/95) Level 1: Steve French, Sunnyvale 5-0 Level 4: Bunk BQ, Lahey Level 5: Bubbles, Ricky Level 6: Julian, Leslie Dancer Level 9: Barb, Candy (S10), Don, Jacob, Mr. Finch Level 10: Donna, J-Roc, Lucy, Mrs. Peterson, Phil Collins, Thomas Collins, Treena, Trevor, Trinity Level 11: Coconut, Cory, Detroit Velvet Smooth, Erica Miller, Rascal, Sam, Sarah, Shitty Bill, Steve Rogers, Tyrone Level 12: Bernie Sanford, Candy, Marguerite, MC Flurry, Willy Goat

[thelegendofmrrager]

I can't wrap my head around how trailer park boys depicts queerness bc

On one hand, more than half the series (I'd say like seasons 1-7) treats queerness so casually. Randy and Lahey's relationship is widely accepted and unquestioned. Upon first watch I was surprised how, despite the two of them being pretty much every other character's mortal enemies, there's never a jab thrown at either of them for being gay (fatphobia on the other hand deserves its own post 😬). Characters question their sexualities numerous times, and sexuality often depicted as something that is (in certain cases) subject to fluctuate and change.

All of the Swearnet produced seasons treat queerness like the plague. Minus the established relationship between Randy and Lahey, new queer characters like Donna and Candy are not only treated as alien and unnatural, but as a threat to the normalcy of the park. Wlw identities (thinking primarily about Barb, Donna and Candy in S10) are treated as an attack on masculinity at least, and predatory in more extreme cases.

It's such a weird departure from the almost unspoken natural queerness of the earlier seasons. When you think about One Last Shot and some of the earliest, most pivotal queer-coded scenes of the series, everything after season 7 is such a stark contrast.

[haytaogluyunus]

ANMA:

BÜYÜK TÜRK ALİMLERİNDEN

ALİ FUAT BAŞGİL'İN ÖLÜM YIL DÖNÜMÜ DOLAYISIYLA

DUALARIMLA VE SAYGILARIMLA ANIYORUM.

Ali Fuat Başgil, (d. 1893, Çarşamba, Samsun - ö. 17 Nisan 1967, İstanbul), Türk hukukçu ve siyaset adamı.

Babası Halis Şükrü Efendi, annesi Makbule Hanım’dır. Dedesi Bölükbaşoğullar gilden Hafız İbrahim Efendi’dir. İlkokulu Çarşamba'da okudu. Lise öğrenimine İstanbul'da başladı ve Paris'te tamamladı. İstanbul'da okurken I. Dünya Savaşı'nın çıkmasıyla beraber eğitimini yarıda kesip 4 yıldan fazla süre Kafkas Cephesinde subay olarak görev yaptı. İstanbul'a döndükten sonra bir müddet ticaret ile uğraşdıktan sonra eğitimini tamamlamak için Paris'e gitti. Paris'te önce Saint-Barbe Lisesisonra Buffon Lisesi’nde gitti ve burada lise eğitimini tamamladı. Grenoble Üniversitesi Hukuk Fakültesini bitirdikten sonra doktorasını Paris Üniversitesi Hukuk Fakültesi'nde tamamladı. Daha sonra Paris Edebiyat Fakültesi felsefe bölümü ile Paris Siyasi İlimler Merkezi'ni de bitirdi. Başgil ayrıca Lahey Devletler Hukuku Akademisi'nin derslerine devam edip, buradan da mezun oldu. Hatay'ın bağımsızlığa kavuşmasından sonra 1937'de Hatay Cumhuriyeti'nin anayasasını hazırladı.

Türkiye'de İstanbul Üniversitesinde uzun yıllar Teşkilat-ı Esasiye Hukuku (Anayasa) dersleri verdi. 1939 yılında ordinaryüs profesör unvanını aldı. 27 Mayıs 1960askeri darbesinden sonra Milli Birlik Komitesi tarafından çeşitli üniversitelerden uzaklaştırılan 147'ler listesinde yer aldı. Bir yıl sonra (1961) MBK'nın, 147'lerin tekrar üniversiteye belki dönebileceklerine dair özel kanun çıkarmasına rağmen bunu kabul etmedi ve Adalet Partisi hareketi içerisinde siyasete atıldı.

15 Ekim 1961 seçimlerinde AP listesinden bağımsız Samsun Senatörü seçildi. Cumhurbaşkanlığı'na adaylığını koyması, Em. Org. Cemal Gürsel'in cumhurbaşkanlığında ısrar eden askeri kesimden gelen yoğun tepkilerle karşılaştı. 24 Ekim 1961 gecesi Fahri Özdilek ve Sıtkı Ulay tarafından götürüldüğü Başbakanlık'a bazı Milli Birlik Komitesi üyesi subaylarınca "hayatınızı garanti edemeyiz" denilerek tehdit edildikten sonra Cumhurbaşkanlığı adaylığından çekildi ve Cumhuriyet Senatosu üyeliğinden de istifa ederek yurt dışına çıktı. Bunu izleyen yıllarda Cenevre Üniversitesi'nde ders verdi, aynı üniversitede Türk Dili ve Türk Tarihi Kürsüleri'ne başkanlık yaptı. Adalet Partisi'nin %52 oy oranıyla tek başına kazandığı 1965 seçimlerinde İstanbul milletvekili seçilip Türkiye'ye dönen Prof. Ali Fuat Başgil, 17 Nisan 1967 tarihinde İstanbul'da vefat etti. Kabri Karacaahmet Mezarlığı'ndadır.

2005 yılında Çarşamba Anadolu Lisesi Ali Fuat Başgil'in adıyla kurulmuştur. 2007 yılında Kocaeli Sosyal bilimler lisesi Ali Fuat Başgil'in adıyla kurulmuştur. 2009 yılında Çarşamba'da yapılan köprü Ali Fuat Başgil Adıyla hizmete açılmıştır. 2012 yılında Çarşamba'da Hukuk Fakültesi ve İletişim Fakültesi Kampüsü Ali Fuat Başgil adıyla kurulmuştur ve aynı şehirde mahalle adı vardır. Habipler-Topkapı tramvay hattı bölgesinde Ali Fuat Başgil isminde durak vardır. Çarşamba Belediyesi, adına sempozyumlar da düzenlemekte olup en sonuncusunu 2011'de gerçekleştirmiştir. Bu sempozyumda başta Cavit Şadi Pehlivanoğlu olmak üzere birçok siyasi isim yer almıştır.

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La Vie Juridique des Peuples (Belçika 1939)

Klasik Ferdî Hak ve Hürriyetler Nazariyesi ve Muasır Devletçilik Sistemi (1938)

Esas Teşkilat Hukuku Dersleri (3 cilt, 1940)

Türkiye İş Hukuku (1940)

Vatandaşın Türkiye Büyük Millet Meclisi'ne Müracaat Hakkı (1944)

Hukukun Ana Müessese ve Meseleleri (1947)

Cihan Sulhu ve İnsan Hakları (1948)

Türkçe Meselesi (1948)

Vatandaş Hürriyeti ve Bunun Teminatı (1948)

Demokrasi ve Hürriyet (1949)

Gençlerle Başbaşa (1949)

Din ve Laiklik (1954)

Vatandaş Hak ve Hürriyetlerinin Korunması ve Anayasamızın Eksiklikleri (2 cilt, 1960)

27 Mayıs İhtilâli ve Sebepleri (1963)

[julians-muscles-and-tits]

#trailer park boys #season 8 #lahey #Julian #Barb #john Paul Tremblay #John Dunsworth

Trailer Park Boys (2001-2016)

[jnjlen-ou-skinjbir]

They should rename Trailer Park Boys "Trailer Park Bi's" bc I have never seen a series with so many non-monosexual/mono-romantic protagonists before (and in a series who isn't centered around being non-straight at that!)

If you don't know what I'm talking about, here's a recap of characters that have had relations with men and women (canonically):

-Randy & Jim (don't think I have to elaborate)

-Sam (admitted to Barb having had sex with several men + when they were married cheated on her with a man)

-Cyrus (has apparently shoot some mlm porn + in the "Say good night to the bad guys" movie said he found Julian good-looking and wanted to have a drink with him)

-Barb (I don't remember the name of the girl she came back from prison with)

-Sarah & Lucy (together. Sarah said in the 1st Christmas movie Lucy and she have been thinking about family. Plus, there are several instances of Sarah interacting with women that support she is attracted to women in general and not just Lucy)

-Cory & Trevor (when the trio opened the nightclub the two of them went home with two dudes who were from my understanding cross-dressing/in drag)

Here are some characters that are likely to have had relations with men and women:

-possibly Donna (maybe she was in a relationship with Barb and the other prison chick?)

-possibly Ricky (c'mooooon, Bubbles saying Ricky's like "a big gay grizzly bear" when he's high to come from some kind of mlm encounter)

-possibly Julian (all the characters who've had mlm hitting on him must think they have kind of a shot with him if they hit on him)

[rum-and-muscles]

Day 8 of the TPB meme: Favourite season. Well i don’t really have a favourite season, but i am going for season 9. Because I love all the variety in scene,s with the motel, baby Ray uhm The Motel. Leslie Dancer, and how julian takes over the park. Please take a moment to enjoy my nice screenshots.

[johndunsworthappreciation]

[stonerzelda]

Also apparently this was the name of the previous owner of the house i live in lmfao

[the-moonlight-driver]