#Cw swearing

[velcrow101]

WBAT THE ACTUALL HELL DID THAT ORANGE FUCK ACTUALLY RIG THE FUCKIGN OH MY GOD WE CANT HAVE ANYTHING NICE IN THIS BITCH WORLD CAN WE

FOLLOWERS. MUTUALS. FRIENDS.

SEND YOUR LETTERS TO THE WHITE HOUSE. EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT IN THE US. WE NEED TO DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO KEEP THAT ORANGE SHITSTAIN OUT OF OFFICE.

20 million votes have been uncounted

Link to this Tweet here

Link to the tweet here for the image above

Link to the White house

If you need further help in a quick format, here is one, but i urge you to also add in the details for requiring an investigation, not just recount.

I know its a shitty situation and were tired but we still have to try to fight for a life that's worth living.

If you can blaze this post, GO FOR IT!!!

[loganslowdown4]

cw/swearing, dirty jokes, nothing graphic just silly—

Remus: Hey JanJan! Let’s play ‘try not to laugh’!

Janus: Remus dear, you know I’ll win—

Remus: Aw cmon snake boi! I promise I’ll try really REALLY hard not to laugh—

Janus: *sigh* FINE, I will go first then, to see… What did one eye say to the other eye?

Remus: What?

Janus: Between us, something smells—

Remus: *presses his lips together* I’m surprised you didn’t say me.. Ok, what did one BUTTCHEEK say to the other?

Janus: *sighs again* I don’t know. What DID one buttcheek say to the other?

Remus: Together we can stop this shit!

Janus: *deadpan look* Ok then. How does a dog with no nose smell?

Remus: No nose??? That I’d like to see! I dunno, how does he smell?

Janus: Awful.

Remus: *coughs* Ooh ok, Jan, that was close but no nose! I got one. What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when a client leaves?

Janus: *almost chokes* Ah. Idiot. Damn. *clears throat* Alright, what do they say?

Remus: Thanks for coming!!

Janus: *quietly**trying to keep a straight face* oh Jesus Christ. *out loud* Fine, that one ALMOST got me, but I’ve got your number honey.

Remus: Ooh lay it on me baby, I’m ready to NOT laugh at your shitty joke *grins*

Janus: Well get ready to eat shit then. *ahem* What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?

Remus: *inhales* A—

Janus: *cutting him off* A seatbelt darling. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Remus: *bursts out laughing*

Janus: Told you I’d win.

Remus: I think we both win, you bastard! Hehehehe

Janus: *gives him an evil grin* hah

[welcometomypov]

"It's four years then Trump is gone" as if they haven't talked about creating a dictatorship and people not needing to vote again. As if they didn't talk about taking the right of voting of women away. Seriously. Fuck you.

Not a single person that I follow, live with, talk with, or vaguely know that belongs to the Republican party wants a dictatorship.

We've had discussions on how we'll embrace our Second Amendment right to STOP Trump if he tries to impose a dictatorship. We don't care if it accomplishes everything that we desire- that's NOT what America stands for and we won't stand for disrespect to our country. The Democrats don't have to worry about the majority of Republicans. If he tries to play dictator, we won't stand for it.

I EXIST ON THE REPUBLICAN SIDE. If someone was intending to take away my right to vote, I think I would HAVE HEARD OF IT. Zero people have ever INSINUATED THAT and it's sad that Democrats are walking around playing like they're not the only ones discussing it.

Also, if someone tries to take away my right to vote, every male in my family will riot. Voting is an American right. No one will change that.

You want to have sex with me? Or at me?

Alright, I guess that's your prerogative, but I'll pass.

[greenleaf4stuff]

(screenshot via cap-that.com) (my other trop memes)

[cane-detector]

cane detected!

(badass kitty!)

umm. badass kittycat

[vira-with-no-v]

Crime and punishment

[st4r-t3ars]

The Archivist ver. 2

[butterflyscribbles]

It’s all in the Eyes👁️✨

Bonus:

[scary-eldritch]

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[startistdoodles]

Me and my friend have been playing PMD2 lately and this is what we have gotten out of it

[not-really-all-that-human]

You know actually I think the worst thing about being nonhuman is that people just don't take it seriously. If I were to tell someone about my non-human identity they just think I'm joking or would think I'm crazy and that fucking sucks that something so important to my identity has to be ignored for me to be taken seriously

[temporarytemporal]

this song just reminded me of him idk

[kitotherianposting]

I love how tumblr is so over the top compared to other platforms, in everything else alterhumanity feels so watered down.

In other platforms, I see otherlinks constantly being shat on, nonhuman traits that aren't just vocals being considered a bad thing, physical therians being erased or any discussion regarding them becoming a forest fire , and the only alterhuman content around just ends up being quads and masks with a dash of 'remember, therians know they're physically human and many/most therians only partially identify as an animal, not fully'

Tumblr?? I see people making long text posts about how everything is valid! Physical therians run wild! People are proud to bite, scare people, and be fully nonhuman! You see the terms transspecies , holothere ,nonhuman thrown around without much argument against it!! There are multigenic nonhuman collectives all over the place!! You can post about whatever the heck you want, you can be fully nonhuman, your alterhumanity can be a kink, your alterhumanity can be related to pet regression, your alterhumanity can be whatever the heck you want!! You're a creature!!

I dunno. I love tumblr it's the only place I've really managed to be nonhuman properly.

[fungifanart]

Malleus: Apologies that we couldn't include you in our performance, MC. You accompanying us was so last minute that we--

MC: YOU BET YOUR FUCKIN' ASS YOU'RE SORRY. YOU'RE TELLIN' ME THAT IDIA "I made a synthesizer of my voice so I won't have to give a speech" SHROUD GETS TO *SING* IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND I *DON'T*?!

[citricacidprince]

can you draw candy as fiddleford. plz plz plz OuO

Oh believe me I have,,, SO MUCH ART of Candy as Fiddleford she literally drives me wild

Take this massive dump of art of young Candy and Dipper because they made lose my mind in the best way possible 💥💛💥

EDIT: A kind soul named DastardlyWLW decoded all the codes in the replies because I was an idiot who forgot to write down all the codes before I merged my layers, so if you wanna know what the codes all say just look in the replies and thank them for saving my sorry ass 💥💛💥💛💥

[charlietheepicwriter7]

Source Red Robin: Torture me all you want, I won't tell you anything! Dr. Danny Fenton, Gotham rogue: Oh, I don't want you to tell me anything... I want you to beg, I want you to whimper... I want you to sing. I don't want to talk; I want to hurt you and I want to enjoy it. Red Robin: Well, it's going to take a lot to get me there! Danny: Oh, I hope so. I can't wait to hear you scream- Ellie: Um, hey boss? Danny: Ah- What? What is it, we're a little busy here! Ellie: Yeah, I can see, it's just... I had a question? Danny: Oh, for Christ's sake, what is it, Ellie? Ellie: Well, the goons and I have been talking and we were just wondering... When are you two going to fuck? Danny:...What? Red Robin: Yeah, what? Ellie: Like, I get that this is a torture session and all, but... it kinda sounds like ya'll are gonna bone or something. Danny: This is my archenemy, what the fuck, Ellie! Ellie: This isn't like a enemies slash lovers thing because like, I'm down for it if you are- Danny: Get the fuck out of here, Ellie! I'm busy, don't ever interrupt me again! Ellie: Alright, I'm going, I'm going! Danny: Jesus, Ellie... They almost caught us this time. Red Robin: Well, that was close. Danny: Do you just want to make out now? Red Robin: Yeah.