#Cw swearing

[mariflexion]

disbarment era phoenix gets a fast food job

[loganslowdown4]

Another one of the funniest jokes ever-

It isn’t just that the name Kant sounds like-

Ya know

The see you next Tuesday word-

It’s that cThomas assumed that Patton

PATTON

Said it

Patton smh

😂😂😂

[vira-with-no-v]

Crime and punishment

[lebloodymoonsystem]

Being plural is like

Woah I’m glad that breakdown is over, I hope no one saw that.

The fucking Grinch: Yeah

[st4r-t3ars]

The Archivist ver. 2

[strawberrylemonchai]

Edited to add the original lol

[butterflyscribbles]

It’s all in the Eyes👁️✨

Bonus:

[scary-eldritch]

˖⁺‧₊˚ -⃝⃤ ˚₊‧⁺˖

[startistdoodles]

Me and my friend have been playing PMD2 lately and this is what we have gotten out of it

[temporarytemporal]

this song just reminded me of him idk

[teshiee]

this is what i did instead of studying for the past two days. magnificent innit

[kitotherianposting]

I love how tumblr is so over the top compared to other platforms, in everything else alterhumanity feels so watered down.

In other platforms, I see otherlinks constantly being shat on, nonhuman traits that aren't just vocals being considered a bad thing, physical therians being erased or any discussion regarding them becoming a forest fire , and the only alterhuman content around just ends up being quads and masks with a dash of 'remember, therians know they're physically human and many/most therians only partially identify as an animal, not fully'

Tumblr?? I see people making long text posts about how everything is valid! Physical therians run wild! People are proud to bite, scare people, and be fully nonhuman! You see the terms transspecies , holothere ,nonhuman thrown around without much argument against it!! There are multigenic nonhuman collectives all over the place!! You can post about whatever the heck you want, you can be fully nonhuman, your alterhumanity can be a kink, your alterhumanity can be related to pet regression, your alterhumanity can be whatever the heck you want!! You're a creature!!

I dunno. I love tumblr it's the only place I've really managed to be nonhuman properly.

[loganslowdown4]

Virgil: Bitch-

Janus: Still lacking in elegance and grace I see, are we Virgil? How crude.

Virgil: *inhales* 𝓑 𝓘 𝓣 𝓒 𝓗

Janus: How did you do that

[fungifanart]

Malleus: Apologies that we couldn't include you in our performance, MC. You accompanying us was so last minute that we--

MC: YOU BET YOUR FUCKIN' ASS YOU'RE SORRY. YOU'RE TELLIN' ME THAT IDIA "I made a synthesizer of my voice so I won't have to give a speech" SHROUD GETS TO *SING* IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND I *DON'T*?!

[citricacidprince]

can you draw candy as fiddleford. plz plz plz OuO

Oh believe me I have,,, SO MUCH ART of Candy as Fiddleford she literally drives me wild

Take this massive dump of art of young Candy and Dipper because they made lose my mind in the best way possible 💥💛💥

EDIT: A kind soul named DastardlyWLW decoded all the codes in the replies because I was an idiot who forgot to write down all the codes before I merged my layers, so if you wanna know what the codes all say just look in the replies and thank them for saving my sorry ass 💥💛💥💛💥

[charlietheepicwriter7]

Source Red Robin: Torture me all you want, I won't tell you anything! Dr. Danny Fenton, Gotham rogue: Oh, I don't want you to tell me anything... I want you to beg, I want you to whimper... I want you to sing. I don't want to talk; I want to hurt you and I want to enjoy it. Red Robin: Well, it's going to take a lot to get me there! Danny: Oh, I hope so. I can't wait to hear you scream- Ellie: Um, hey boss? Danny: Ah- What? What is it, we're a little busy here! Ellie: Yeah, I can see, it's just... I had a question? Danny: Oh, for Christ's sake, what is it, Ellie? Ellie: Well, the goons and I have been talking and we were just wondering... When are you two going to fuck? Danny:...What? Red Robin: Yeah, what? Ellie: Like, I get that this is a torture session and all, but... it kinda sounds like ya'll are gonna bone or something. Danny: This is my archenemy, what the fuck, Ellie! Ellie: This isn't like a enemies slash lovers thing because like, I'm down for it if you are- Danny: Get the fuck out of here, Ellie! I'm busy, don't ever interrupt me again! Ellie: Alright, I'm going, I'm going! Danny: Jesus, Ellie... They almost caught us this time. Red Robin: Well, that was close. Danny: Do you just want to make out now? Red Robin: Yeah.