#Cutie is a himbo bimbo

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Lowkey going to incorporate the headcanon (more like my headcanon) that Honey and Cutie are friends just because of the fact that Cutie is Guy but with trauma

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꒰ 𝒜𝒪𝒯 𝑀𝒜𝒮𝒯ℰℛℒℐ𝒮𝒯 . . !

ℐ 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉ℯ . . . nsfw + sfw works for the fandom of ‘ ATTACK ON TITAN! ’ ( let it be known that most of my writing is for my sexy husband, reiner braun ❤︎) . . . sift through to find what you like, cutie! and over all else, minors shoo!

𝑅ℰℐ𝒩ℰℛ 𝐵ℛ𝒜𝒰𝒩 . . !

❥ himbo!reiner x bimbo!reader (short drabble, fluff)

❥ keeper! (bodyguard!reiner, fluff & smut mix)

❥ arranged! (husband!reiner, fluff & smut mix)

❥ recovery! (footballer!reiner, smut)

❥ get up! (smut)

❥ stuffed! (cowboy!reiner, smut)

❥ cowboy!reiner drabble! (smut)

❥ options! (cowboy + footballer reiner, smut)

❥ back talk! (fluff)

❥ cowboy!reiner headcanons! (fluff & smut mix)

❥ gluttonous! (smut)

❥ space cadet!reiner (fluff)

❥ all around! (smut)

❥ threesome with reiner & bertholdt! (reibert, smut)

❥ runway ready! (smut)

❥ declarations of love! (fluff & angst mix)

❥ traitor! (soldier!reiner, angst)

𝐸ℛℰ𝒩 𝒥𝒜ℰ𝒢ℰℛ . . !

❥ showtime! (rockstar!eren, smut)

❥ eren in a mini-skirt! (smut)

❥ interruptions! (smut)

❥ brainrot/headcanons for eren! (fluff, brief violence)

❥ dinner with eren! (smut)

❥ against all odds! (angst)

𝐵ℰℛ𝒯ℋ𝒪ℒ𝒟𝒯 𝐻𝒪𝒪𝒱ℰℛ . . !

❥ gentle giant! (smut)

❥ headcanons for bertl! (fluff & smut mix)

❥ threesome with bertholdt & reiner! (reibert, smut)

𝐿ℰ𝒱ℐ 𝒜𝒞𝒦ℰℛℳ𝒜𝒩 . . !

❥ taking initiative! (smut)

❥ 34 + 35 with levi! (smut)

𝒥ℰ𝒜𝒩 𝒦ℐℛ𝒮𝒞ℋ𝒯ℰℐ𝒩 . . !

❥ jean’s mullet! (fluff)

𝒞𝒪𝒩𝒩𝒥ℰ 𝒮𝒫ℛℐ𝒩𝒢ℰℛ . . !

❥ fuck me, connie springer! (smut)

𝑀ℐ��𝒜𝒮𝒜 𝒜𝒞𝒦ℰℛℳ𝒜𝒩 . . !

❥ muscle mommy mika! (fluff, slightly suggestive)

last update: ( JANUARY 5TH, 2024! ) . . . frequently updated, more to come!

[illegal-spiegel]

Omg can you please do a A-Z nsfw of Jet Black from Cowboy bebop?

ABSOLUETLY BESTIE sorry this took me so long-

genre: smut

warnings: none?

A is for...

Aftercare - no matter how hard or gentle he goes, this man will always, ALWAYS give godly aftercare. He knows just what you need, even if you didn't know yourself that you needed it. Cuddling, massage, kisses, hot bath/shower, you name it, it's yours.

B is for...

Body Part - his fav body part of yours...hm...probs your ass. I dunno man, he gives me ass man vibes. If not that, maybe your brain? He likes intelligent people, I think. (Don't get me wrong, he could also love himself a himbo/bimbo too).

C is for...

Cum - I think he probably cums a little more than most. Something in my bones is telling me that he's got big ol balls ready for breedin'. That being said, despite the fact that he and Spike don't exactly get to eat the best, I think his cum tastes pretty much like nothing. He probs drinks more water than is recommended, so he's got a pretty healthy taste, color, and consistency.

D is for...

Dick - I just know this man is packing PLEASE GOD PL EA and he's gotta at least be working with seven inches. I envision his dick to be pretty pale like he is, but the tip is probably more of a reddish, purple kinda color. Very veiny and probs also has a bit of girth to him.

E is for...

Experience - at the ripe ol age of thirty-six, my boy has gotten around, lemme tell ya. Yes, he had some long last relationships (like with Alisa), but he still got around. He probably hasn't done some of the more crazier, kinkier stuff, but he's definitely done all of the basics, and then some.

F is for...

Fav position - despite being an ass man, I think he'd like missionary the best. Yes, doggy and all these other positions are great, but I think that at the heart of it all, he's a hopeless romantic who wants to hold your hand, look deeply into your eyes, and whisper sweet nothings to you as he thrusts slowly and deeply inside of you.

G is for...

Goofy - I think he's usually pretty serious when in the sheets with a lover. That's not to say he doesn't have his moments of messing up and being able to laugh at himself, or if you start laughing he'll keep a straight face. He wants you relaxed and to enjoy yourself, so if making small talk/jokes and laughter is the way to do it, so be it :)

H is for...

Hair - similar to his face, I think Jet lets his hair grow out but keeps it maintained. So, it's not a crazy bush down there, but it's also not a clean shave.

I is for...

Intimacy - going back to F, I think Jet prefers to have a connection with someone before taking them to the bedroom. He can have one night stands if he wants, but as a hopeless romantic, I think he'd rather have feelings for the person rather than just attraction.

J is for...

Jerking off - I think his libido is pretty low (at least compared to someone like Spike), so he probably doesn't feel the need to be jacking off all the time. If he doesn't have a partner at the time, he'll probably being doing it a little more than if he had one (especially since I don't think he's too big on random hookups). If he's with someone, I don't think he'd ever jerk off unless you weren't available (as in you're gone, sick, not in the mood, etc). 9/10 though he'll just hold off and wait for whenever you're ready for him (maybe that's why he always cums so much smh).

K is for...

Kink(s) - as I said in E, I can't imagine he's super duper kinky, but I do think that this cool cat has some tricks up his sleeves. As a former cop, definitely has a thing for being restrained (bonus points if it's with handcuffs). He probably also loves being praised and giving praised.

L is for...

Location - Jet's a basic bitch and loves making love in bed. He'll definitely do it in other places (the bathroom is a close second), but he prefers being in a cozy bed with his cutie patootie.

M is for...

Motivation - As cheesy as it sounds, love is what motivates him (and not just in the bedroom). He wants to please you, make you feel good, do whatever it takes to watch your body shake as you cum and scream his name. Whatever he's gotta do to achieve that is just what he's gotta do, no question.

N is for...

NO's - I like to think that Jet is very openminded and willing to try just about anything once (other than the very obvious no's that people usually have). If he can help it though, he'd prefer not to degrade his lover. He's much rather praise you, darling <3

O is for...

Oral - I'm sure I've said it once, and I'll say it again, man's is a god at giving head. There, I said it! With having so much experience, it only makes sense that he'd be good at it. He's gotten all the tricks, tips, comments, and feedback that someone could ever need. He's definitely the type to receive pleasure by giving you pleasure, so he'd much rather go down on you than vice versa.

P is for...

Pace - going back to F yet again, I think he's more of the type to go slow and steady. He'll give you strong thrusts that you'll feel in places deep inside of you that you didn't even know existed. More towards the end when he's getting close, he'll probably start to lose his cool and will start thrusting faster and faster.

Q is for...

Quickie - doesn't really like quickies, but sometimes you just gotta do whatcha gotta do, yanno? Again, he prefers to take his sweet, sweet time, but when living in space as a bounty hunter with three other people and a dog, time isn't always on your side. So, he'll do it if you really need to get off right then and there, but he's usually patient enough to wait until there's more time.

R is for...

Risk - this one is 50/50. Taking risks when it comes to experimenting? Absolutely. As I said, he'll try just about anything once. As for taking risks like doing things out in public, probably not. Again, if you really wanted to, he'd try under the right circumstances for you. As for what he wants, he'd rather be in the safety of his home with no worries or concerns.

S is for...

Stamina - he may not be in his prime anymore, but that doesn't mean the old goat can't get around. He can last for hours, and it's probably due to his police training, years of police work, and, of course, being a bounty hunter. Ever since he was young, he's needed to be ready to go go go, so yeah, he can go go go all night ;)

T is for...

Turn ons - As stated in K, he likes restraints and praise, but for more day to day stuff, I think he's a sucker for skirts, heels, the color red, and nurses. They're all so basic, but I think he's a simple man with simple needs.

U is for...

Unfair - I think Jet is usually pretty fair. He gives his pretty baby their orgasm when they want it, but I think you should be careful what you wish for. He's the type to hear you beg for it, so he'll make sure you get more than enough <3

V is for...

Volume - I think he's fairly quiet in the bedroom when it comes to moaning. Talking he can do the whole time, will be praising you left and right, but I think his noises are more reserved. When he really gets into things, he'll groan and grunt directly into your ear. If you really get him worked up, he let out a sound that's almost like a low growl as he cums. (If you're lucky, he might even let out a needy whine when he cums if it's been a hot minute).

W is for...

Wildcard - random headcanon, but I think if you ever want to make him go harder than usual, degrade you, do something risky in public, literally anything that's out of his usual, Alhaitham you gotta do is flirt with Spike. NOTHING makes his blood boil more than watching you entertain that idiot right in front of him. (Don't do it in a toxic way, of course. Like, don't do it super often or make him feel insecure/worried, and be sure to tell him you're just doing it to rile him up. But yeah...just trust...)

X is for...

X marks the spot - if you wanna make this man jizz in his pants on sight, pay special attention to his scars and whisper/moan how much you love them/him. Like, cradle his face and tell him how handsome he is. Trace the scar on his back and tell him how proud you are of him. Touch the scar he got from saving you and tell him how much you owe him, and how you'll do anything to repay him. Yeah...haha...yeah...that'll do the trick...

Y is for...

Yearning - despite his libido not being that high, this man craves you in every sense of the word. Every waking second, he wants to be with you. He just wants to hold you and kiss you and love you and tell you about his day and show you his bonsai trees and-

Z is for...

zzz... - he usually gets pretty tired post-orgasm, but aftercare is always #1 on his priority list. He's gotta make sure his baby is okay <3 that being said, once said baby is okay, homeboy is CONKING out for at least nine hours LMAO

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Rules: tag 9 other cuties in your life with who would put up with answering these :3333

Thanks to @nociceptrix for tagging me if they ever got you I would march on their fortress until one of us dies

Favourite colour: burnt sienna (dark reddish orange)

Last listened to: Every Me and Every You by Placebo

Currently reading: State and Revolution

Currently watching: Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury

Currently craving: the open road back to where I belong

Coffee or tea: a single black coffee in the morning followed by 5-8 beers after the workday is done (2.30pm)

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[bimbo-travel-blog]

*big, musky himbo hugs for everyone on the tourism board!*

Bullsmell makes your head spin

Mooooooooooooooooooo! Nghhhh, h-howdy y'all! Mooooooo an' tha moooooooisses j-jus' wanted tah let ya knowwwwww t-that w-we f-feel so ghooooooooooood! W-we've been breedin' n-nonstop f-fer a couple days ahn ah've been drinkin' down 'er milk lyke a g-good bull boy, j-just lyke yew said!

Bullsmell makes your pussy leak

Aaaaaanyways, the moooooooooisses wan'ed tah know when she'd be able tah mingle wif a herd o' lyke-minded bambi cows? Ahn I was thinkin'... since y'all're stuck in this borin' computer room all day rather than bouncin' on some hung cutie, ah could lend mah face as the stress relief 'round the office? Wifey don't want anyone on mah cock escept 'er, but ah'd be happy tah put mah mouth tah work for yew lovely ladies! Ahn feel free to snuggle up tah me anytime!

Bullsmell makes Good Girls! Good Girls need to cum hard and snuggle!

Oh, ahn I hope y'all enjoyed the cake from last time! We're hopin' tah make y'all another, once wifey has ah few buns in th' oven~

Look at yew! Bambi couldn’t have reared two better bimbos at her own milky teat!

YOW!

Haha sorry my Silly Slut brand shocking doggie collar totally zapped me fer blasphemin’ an such. Woopsie!

Wut ize tryin’ ta say, is that ya’lls is naturals! No joke. True blue! Suck a cock and hope to die, stick your face between my thighs! I mean ya’lls are barely people now, and that is so perfect and holy for both of you. And if yer startin to forget what life outside of town is like that’s natural too. I mean they don’t make musky bull boys like you anywhere but Bimburough, so like you must be from here! For sure right? I dunno, I know I popped out of my mama twenty two and ready to twerk on the floor of the Buffalo Wildwings Strip Club on main, after my car broke down! Lol What’s a baby doing drivin’ a car anyway? Oh god… oh no… I didn’t always used to be this fat and dumb I…

YOW!

Lol this here collar sure do werk to keep me on the bisexual and narrow. Ya’ll don’t need it I bet yer such heavy naturals.

Anyway, like what?

Oh yeah! Your milky mama to be, wants a place where she can lez out and moo? Well it don’t take a rocket scientist to figure out where she should go. But maybe a cow’s too dang, what’s the word? Baby Brained? To figure it out.

The Dairy Farm is Bimburough’s hottest destination for cowgirls, cow girls, and cow gurls! It’s got everything, wide green pastures, milking stations, and herds of dumb bimbo cows nuzzling against eachother. I cain’t think of another place on this Bambi blessed earth, your mooooooooosis belongs!

And damn bull boy you smell STRONG fr fr, the intern was down on her knees huffing the scent from the sweat stain you left on our chair in the lobby. Had the doll going like “Muh muh moo!” Lol no joke, certified. Surprised yew don’t got a herd of fresh cow cunts following you around like Pepe lepew. Lol theys probably tew scared of that alpha milk cow you got hanging on you graspin that cock like “This here’s mine!” Lol. Love that for her. We need more bessies sertin’ their dominance. If she got that dick patented, I’ll respect it.

But no bull boy yew know we always got to be shooing animals out of this office who want a sniff up our skirts. Totally this is like the werst job in bimburough. You have to read and write, and we don’t even get to fuck on the clock. It’s like, why is Bambi punishing us like this? So yeah, as much as we totally want to feel that big flat cow tongue grazing across our clitties, it ain’t meant to be. Besides we’re bitches and yer a bull it would never work out, like other than the hot cunnilingus n’stuff, that would probably be great.

And you know you know you know just a mention of more of that cake has got some of these office fatties drooling. I mean we were sticking our hands in eating fists fulls of that yummy thing. Straight up licking icing off cheeks, and licking crumbs out of Titty cleavage too. Sooooooo moooo good. I hope yew get that prize cow octo mommied if it means more cakes around the office!

[hatkuu]

True yandere kylar

Kylar finally found his true intentions and put it into good use

yes. i am assuming this ask was spurred on by the kylar murder drabble hehehe.... but he DEFINITELY gets so giddy after he discovers how good it feels to rid the scum from your social circle. (until it's just you and him left!!)

i think once he gets the hang of it, killing would be second-nature to him: a pervert who looks at you too long on the street - left rotting behind a dumpster tucked away in an alley. a new friend you've made, one that clearly wants to take advantage of you but you don't notice it, that's okay - kylar leaves them buried in a shallow grave. or maybe it's someone other than him that you dare to call your lover - they're left somewhere that noone will ever find them.

he's still a cutie though. currently thinking about how an oblivious himbo/bimbo darling would fair with killer! kylar... < ask me about it pleeaseee.

[camptv-era]

Lindsay and Tyler texting:

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Tyler: You're so pretty! ❤️

Lindsay: Aww! Tysm!

Tyler, reading it out loud in confusion: "Autism??"

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🌺🌴☀️🍊🍍 ULT GROUP TAG GAME ‼️‼️

tagged by @leeyubinz ily bestie ❤️❤️❤️

im discussing my girls red velvet ofc ✨✨

1. who was your first bias?

yeri 🥺💕

2. who is your bias now?

still yeri‼️‼️ my angel <3

3. what was the first mv you watched by them?

ice cream cake mv, this korean exchange student @ my school was showing me on her phone and i thought the cgi cat thing looked dumb lol!! but then the song was stuck in my head for like a week and the rest is history ❤️

4. what’s your favourite mv?

omg probably peekaboo or july 7th bc of the atmosphere but i love the styling in hashtag cookie jar 😚 they have SO many good mvs sometimes i just watch them all in a row like a tv show,,, this is difficult hdhshd 🥲

5. if you could only listen to one of their songs for the rest of your life, which would it be?

literally any song they ever made bc theyre all perfect 💖💖 umm atm maybe fool!! the lyrics "im a fool" r rlly relatable 2 me as a uni student lollll

6. who would you want to see them collab with?

i keep thinking abt a yeri and chaeyoung collab maybe for like a cutesy teen pop song??? i also wish lucas could be like the dumb himbo character in one of their music videos even tho thats not rlly a collab

7. what (mv) concept do you want to see them do?

maybe like a twice-style just cutie concept fun and cheerful mv that would be so sweet!!! a 2000s style goth scene concept would be pog also

8. have you ever had a dream with any of the members in it?

girl i had a dream a few weeks ago that we got a comeback confirmation there was a notif on my phone and everything.... that dream hurt so much to wake up from omg.. 💔😰😔

9. if you could spend a day with one member, who would it be and what would you do?

oh def yeri she seems rlly chill and easy to hang out with we could like watch youtube and go to starbucks or the zoo or smth 😌✨

10. which member do you think you would get along with best?

yeri (again?? the nation is shocked) bc we have rlly similar personalities i think we would vibe if we went to the same school ‼️ also seulgi she has that kind and warm aura

11. which member do you think you would argue with?

i would argue with yeri abt her stanning ariana like come on 😑🤚

12. if you had to let one member scroll through your tumblr, who would it be?

lol miss yeri once again!! bc i always write nice things abt her in the tags my spiritual bestie 🥺🥺💕💕

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[illfoandillfie]

I got nostalgic and I read the Future Management serie 😔😔 Himbo!Roger is such a cutie, I wanna make him cum to the point of overstimulation and then cuddle with him

ugh yes himbo rog 🥺 hes adorable and deserves lots of attention. i defs have plans to write more in that series too, including a little more himbo rog as well as bimbo reader

[natasha-romanova-anon]

Wonder what other cheeks I can make all red. 😏

You’re adorable

Aww, thank you! ☺️ You’re so sweet!!!

I have had a couple of stressful weeks and this has made my day ❤️